Chapter 2: Intelligence is a Hard Wound
"Human life is precious, but you don't seem to cherish it very much."
That's what Yan Sir said at the beginning.
"We will ask someone to contact you after we go up. In short, don't be too conspicuous. Do whatever you have to worry about. We will send someone to pick you up in a month."
Yan Sir said it very clearly.
Li Wei didn't understand at all.
The people in hell are limited, so I am still happy. Although I have a strong ability to accept it, it would be good if I don’t go crazy now. But now it seems that it’s not just me who goes crazy. Although I think with limited human thinking, I can also know that resurrection from the dead must be rare. Why do I resurrect myself in a confused way? There are thousands of people who die every day, why do good things fall on my head, and it’s only a short month? Since the people in hell are limited, why do I still have to send someone to myself, a guy who doesn’t know anything? Isn’t it great to let the person sent to solve the problem by himself? - I think it’s all right with my toes, there must be a conspiracy!
But, so what about the conspiracy?
It's much better than just dying at that time!
I ran back to my dormitory all the way - if I went back to the dormitory directly, would the guardian call the police and not say anything, and I was embarrassed to go back and make the room look like a pig slaughter farm, right?
The most secret place on campus...
bathroom.
As we all know, the toilet is a very interesting place. Especially the water room and the toilet are connected, which makes it even more mixed. The aroma of laundry detergent and the aroma of the toilet are mixed together, making people smell a unique and aloud reading smell in the ivory tower from afar - do you think it is fragrant or smelly?
"Listen, it's very easy for you to get up, but we'll be more sleepy when we get up," Yan Sir said at the beginning: "Unless you die again, we can't take the initiative to get up... and you can't carry a lot of [professional items] alone. We can't get up now, but we will send someone to you as soon as possible."
Li Wei didn't understand what the other party explained, and it was clear that things could be done in just one sentence, but it gave people a feeling of conspiracy.
However, he decided to wash himself in the water room first, at least wash himself clean and then return to the dormitory to hide.
He didn't know that if he was in the water room like an ant on a hot pan, then the school leaders would have been a toad in the oil pan now.
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Just like the protagonist of all car accidents, Li Wei (the body) was the key target of protection. However, unlike all the corpses in the car accidents, he not only did not die, but also believed Brother Chun in the white line in full view, and was resurrected in the place with blood and demons. This shocked the nearby forensic doctors, and even more shocked were the onlookers around who were not sure of the truth. He clearly saw this guy being hit so hard that he could not die anymore, and his blood had at least more than three pounds of blood flowing into the manhole cover. The whole scene was terrifying like Bei Ye's "Eat Every Day" (Note 1). Some people swore that they would never eat blood sausages in their life.
(Note 1: Bell's daily diet means Bell Giros' extreme stream TV program "Survival in the Wild". One of the highlights of the film is that Bell has to eat whatever you can imagine and cannot imagine in every episode of the show in order to survive in extreme environments.)
However, Li Wei stood up on the spot.
The effect is very good. The onlookers and even the two girls saved by Li Wei have a creepy feeling
Some people are sad and angry around them, some are lamenting misfortunes, some are stroking their chests and glad that the person who was hit is not his own, some are wanting to stop the car - and some are even trying to take the opportunity to get close to these two beautiful girls.
Now there is only endless horror left - because Li Wei's [corpse] stood up at a more terrifying high speed, without stopping, and stumbled like a zombie... and ran away.
——The air was almost condensed at that time, and the vehicle that caused the accident had run away. There was nowhere to be silent, and only the banner of the newborn was welcomed in the distance [x Welcome all newborns] and the new banner of the street below [Comprehensively launching the rat-killing campaign] were flying in the wind.
"The zombies are taking their lives!!!"
I don’t know who shouted, but in an instant, there was only a pool of strange blood left in the presence except for a shoe that I didn’t know who ran away.
——The incident soon spread on campus, and there were many witnesses, which directly led to the situation becoming uncontrollable. Soon, someone could not control his mood and gave out the video he shot. Within an hour, all major websites were reprinted, and the most common sound was of course the Internet-wide [lzsb] sound.
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At this moment, Li Wei was trying hard to scrub his body in the water room.
The newly bought white T-shirt turned red at that time, and I don’t know if I can go back to cheat consumers’ returns.
However, at this moment - it is as gorgeous as a dream.
A colorful light engraved with the name of the magic array that countless people don’t know, and a teleportation array with a truly strange fragrance and a gentle wind. From...
Appears on the marble floor connected to the men's toilet and the water room.
Li Wei was stunned at the time. The first feeling was: it was so beautiful. The second feeling was that it felt embarrassed because of the first feeling and where he was.
In this gorgeous teleportation array, a... Li Wei's acquaintance slowly rose out.
Blonde, eyes closed (blue eyes), ponytail - Miss Centaurus.
Some of the slightly huge figures are now revealed. This foreign civil servant lady from the underworld who used to be a receptionist at the front desk was originally "sitting" on the front desk, so it made Li Wei feel that the other party was not very tall - but now when she looked at it, she found that the other party was either a British horse breed or a tall horse breed. Although her upper body was a little petite in comparison, she was about two meters tall no matter how she looked at it. Although her face was beautiful and her delicate facial features were as beautiful as a jade-like beauty,... this strong sense of incongruity made Li Wei feel that the world was really wonderful.
I really don't know what a centaur is.
"Oh...you're here."
The voice was still as official and not even a professional smile. It was just looking at the centaur lady Li Wei very coolly, and she didn't seem to pay attention to her two or three centimeters of the door frame, and she didn't notice that her flattery was in the men's toilet, and she was in the water room connecting the men's toilet.
I didn't care about the part of the horse's body, but the part of the body was wearing a black suit top, which seemed to be the special quota for the underworld. A white ribbon tied on the head tied this long hair over the shoulder into a ponytail - echoing the real ponytail. In terms of temperament, it looks like a queen, but in terms of appearance, it is just a girl.
"Yeah, it's very good. It seems that the drinks have taken effect. I'll introduce myself."
Miss Centaurus walked a few steps forward, and the sound of horse hooves proved that the other party used a very good horse hooves.
"My name is Al Tolia, your helper of your short month's life. Now you don't have to say anything more, just listen to me: eat this, this and this."
As he said that, he took out the bottle of the old military doctor from his suit's top pocket...
But this time I took three bottles.
"The red one is for you to produce blood, mainly connecting your body, ensuring that you will not die because of the heart stopping beating within a month. The white one is for fixing your body and soul connection - the last bottle of black ones is to be eaten every day."
Li Wei stared at the lady blankly.
"That..." Didn't you notice that this is actually a toilet?
"What's wrong? Is there anything else?"
However, this one seems... very elegant, but it doesn't seem very smart.
"...No, nothing more." Ignorance is a blessing. Anyway, the other party's "two feet" didn't step into the men's bathroom (unfortunately, the other two...).
"If there is nothing, I'll leave first. The smell here is really weird." It's probably because I haven't been to the men's bathroom in my life. Miss Al Centaurus banned the nose in a strange way, and then said, "Oh, I almost forgot to instruct you: Next, you go to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, and then copy the medical report in triplicate, and I'll come back later. You can take the three bottles of medicine you give you now-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-black pill, once a day. If you have nothing to do, I'll leave first."
"Ah? Wait! - Didn't Yan Sir say there is any task..."
Li Wei stared blankly at the three bottles of medicine in his hand, then grabbed the centaur and turned around...
Ponytail.
The real one.
The centaur girl almost let out a moan like a sob, and then...
The horse, decisively "stop the boy".
At that time, a pair of horseshoe marks were left on Li Wei's chest.
In an instant, the centaur girl disappeared at the teleportation array mark connected to the men's toilet and the water room.
——The mountain road turns around and you can’t see you, but there are horses on the sky above the snow.
——There is no sign of you when you turn around, and there is a place where you can walk in the sky above your blood.
"This centaur girl." Li Wei climbed up on the ground for a long time, panting (dead angry?) and said to herself: "Is it really okay? - Is it a flaw in intelligence?"
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Chapter completed!