Sixty-first funny (end)
"Is this your hidden trick? If it's just like that, it's not enough to deal with me, let alone challenge the king." Erica looked at David Bianchi with pity, mocking him for overestimating his ability.
"Tsk, you can only talk big now and tear her apart!"
David Bianchi directed two tigers to attack Erica.
"It's just a magic trick - Leanhart, granting a mission to the Lion of Steel. Tear, pierce, bite! Knock down, annihilate, and win! I entrust you to come to this battlefield!" Erica Shu sang Yan Ling, and the magic sword in her hand instantly changed into a majestic and mighty steel lion.
As soon as the steel lion collided with two tigers, the lion tore off one of the tigers with its front paws, then took advantage of the victory to chase the lion and opened its bloody mouth, bit the injured tiger's neck hard, and pulled it.
The tiger without a head made some strange sounds, and then its body immediately turned into sand and collapsed on the ground. The other tiger did not escape the bad luck. It was easily solved by the steel lion, and the process was only a few seconds.
"This is the strength you plan to kill God, haha." Erica looked straight at David Bianchi not far away, but David felt a greater humiliation than last year than before.
"This, this... this is impossible, I don't believe it,... darkness!" David Bianqi recited a short spell, and a magic array of several meters appeared on the ground in an instant. A dark mist that could be seen in the naked eye soon appeared in the space around him, giving people a powerful look. Obviously, David Bianqi was able to use the powerful spell so quickly, because he had been ambushing him for a long time.
This black mist is the same evil curse as Erica's Golgota Spirit, but David Bianchi's evil curse is far inferior to Erica. Erica's evil curse can damage all the higher gods, while David Bianchi's evil curse cannot even prevent it.
Therefore, Erica didn't even think of the defensive spirit, but simply used the defense of the battle suit shawl on her body to easily block the evil curse.
"Ah...Ah...Bastard, you...You monster!"
David Bianchi cursed, throwing something similar to a smoke bomb out of his hand, and then turned around and ran away while the smoke was rolling around.
"Well, it's so rude. Why did the tone of talking and giving advice to Jiangshan just now disappear? If I just run away like this, I will be very troubled - the Lion's magic sword, you, abandon the sword body and turn it into a lock!"
Although Erica said lazy words, she was not slow at all. She turned into a chain of magic sword and tied up the escaped David Bianchi at once. Then Erica used the strange power that was out of reach for ordinary people to pull David Bianchi in the distance over.
“Wow…Ahem…”
When Erica was pulled over, David Bianchi fell to the ground because he couldn't control his body. He had a classic dog-eating action and ate the soil on the ground, and almost choked to death.
This guy is actually here to perform in a variety of ways.
Chen Xiaoyao and the other two thought tacitly, and Erica didn't want to miss this funny guy, so she imitated Lukulazia and kicked hard at the part between his legs.
"Okay, Erica, if you vent enough, let's go back." Chen Xiaoyao thanked David Bianchi with pity for foaming at the ground. Thank you, you are such a good person.
As the price of gratitude, I will let you be a eunuch in this world. Don’t worry, you will not be alone. There are two other magicians who will accompany you together.
Just as Chen Xiaoyao restored the space, Chen Xiaoyao immediately felt a missile flying over like himself, or more accurately towards Lukulazia's house.
"What day is today? There are missiles flying in, and there is a person standing on the missile. It seems that he is another funny guy who is asking for trouble."
Chen Xiaoyao himself was confused. Could it be that his luck had changed? Otherwise, why would there be funny people who were trying to kill him one after another today?
When it comes to missiles, we have to mention the relationship between technology and magic. Although the technology in this world is also very developed, in this world, magic is definitely a biological child, and there are several sisters on it. Technology is completely inferior to that of stepmothers.
A sniper gun cannot even penetrate an ordinary note with magic power within ten meters. Unless a magician has his own magic power on the gun, otherwise without a nuclear bomb with magic power, its power can only hurt some middle and low-level magicians, and it cannot even kill them. It is better than an ordinary kitchen knife.
Although the power of technology is constantly weakened, there will be no magician who wants to stand on the missile. It is just a funny incident that only those who are full and have nothing to do will do.
"Give it to me, go back." Chen Xiaoyao moved a little bit of strength, and the missile in the sky immediately turned his head.
"Hey, wait, wait! What's going on with this thing!"
The young male standing on the missile screamed in a strange voice, but the missile did not listen to him and flew straight back.
"Tsk, it's really troublesome, but the destination should be here."
The young man jumped off the missile and landed heavily on the ground, and the ground immediately cracked like a spider web.
"Oh, hello..." Because of the destruction of Lukulazia's door, the young man walked in casually, but when he saw Chen Xiaoyao, he was stunned.
The young man's words and actions naturally attracted Erica and Lukulazia's sideways. Their eyes were caused by a beautiful man with blonde hair like Chen Xiaoyao. However, unlike Chen Xiaoyao's long hair like golden silk, the young man's blonde hair looked sharp and strange. His tall figure was as compact as a telephone pole. He was wearing a bright red shirt. The collar of the shirt was wide open to reveal the strong white muscles inside, and white cotton trousers were white. Moreover, with the Latin atmosphere of recklessness, his face still had a smile like the sun shining on the Mediterranean in summer (in other words, it was a silly and particularly 'two) feeling, and this smile, which gave people a sense of "Is he a fool or escaped from a mental hospital."
"Wait, you are..."
Before Erica could name the young man, the young man turned around and left Lukulazia's house, but after a while, he immediately came in again.
The open collar of his body was rebuckled, and the originally messy blonde hair was combed. He also held a red rose from where he got it from, and then he jumped to Chen Xiaoyao with the pace of tango.
"Beautiful lady, do I have the honor to invite you to dance?" The young man invited Chen Xiaoyao in a tango dance-seeking posture. However, the most interesting thing about Chen Xiaoyao was that the thorns on the red rose branches held in the young man's mouth had not been pulled out.
Doesn’t it hurt like this? And how do you speak with a flower in your mouth?
Chen Xiaoyao really wanted to ask this young man like this.
"Salvatoreqing, in front of you is the seventh king, and the king is a man." Erica walked between the young man and Chen Xiaoyao, protecting Chen Xiaoyao behind her, and Lukulazia was the same, standing side by side with Erica and smiling.
"Ah, it's the Seventh King, and it's a man, I know... I said... Wait... What did you say just now?!" Salvatore's voice full of male magnetics also changed a little at this moment. His whole body even jumped up like a spring, and he didn't even know that the rose on his mouth had fallen.
"The one you just asked to dance is my king, and it is also the seventh king who just succeeded in killing the gods not long ago. At the same time, my king is still a male! 100% male! A real male! So, please Salvatoreqing, too!! Cruel!!" Erica said with a smile on her face, but we don't know how much darkness there is behind this smile.
My dear is so charming. It is completely easy for men and women to take everything. Men and women should die! We must definitely prevent my dear from going to that world!
Erica and Lukulazia had their eyes intersecting. They had made up their minds at this moment. Any male around Chen Xiaoyao was their enemy and would definitely give a devastating blow.
"Well, that's right, Chen Xiaoyao, the seventh God-killer, a man of gender, and a woman who loves her, please give me some advice." Chen Xiaoyao nodded slightly, but he was still away from Salvatore.
"No, no...it's possible! No matter how you look at it, it's a beautiful girl who is intoxicating the country and the people." Salvatore walked to the side and pointed at Chen Xiaoyao with one hand, then shouted to Erica and Lukulazia.
"But my king is indeed a man!" Erica and Lukulazia replied with a smile on their faces.
"This sound and action look completely a woman! No, it should be said to be even more woman than a woman!"
"But my king is indeed a man!"
"Height is taller than ordinary European women, but his body is very slender and his skin is very smooth!"
"But my king is indeed a man!"
“The suits on her body are also very fit.”
"But my king is indeed a man!"
"You are so annoying! Can't you just say something else?"
"But my king is indeed a man!"
What are you doing?
Chen Xiaoyao was speechless by the extremely "funny" scene in front of him.
Chen Xiaoyao knew that he was a bit sissy (PS: You are just a bit sissy? All beauties in the world are not as good as you!), but there is no need to pull the scars like this, is it good to be good? I wonder if Zi (sister)'s mother is 17 years old + NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, I don't know if the red and white game money box cannot be smashed, and I don't know if the majesty of the young lady is always full.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Andre, Toto I'm broken up!"
In the eyes of Chen Xiaoyao and others, Salvatore actually burst into tears.
"Thank you for your hard work, as the man named Andre under the king." Chen Xiaoyao's remarks made Erica and Lukulazia nod.
Chapter completed!