Volume 1 Small Town Stories Chapter 41 Cheap and shameless(1/2)
"Yu Yue, you are actually pretty good!" Meng Hsinchu suddenly said deeply.
Yu Yue raised his eyebrows, and Meng Hsinchu said again: "It's so shameless and shameless, and the courage is commendable!"
"......I thought you fell in love with me." Yu Yue smiled.
"Don't worry, it's impossible, it's impossible in this life, but it's not bad for us to be friends!" Meng Hsinchu said with a smile.
Yu Yue smiled and said, "You have the potential to write romance novels."
"Hahaha..." Meng Hsinchu laughed happily.
"But forget it if you can't fall in love with me, don't find a science and engineering man!" Yu Yue said.
"What is a science and engineering man? Why can't it?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
"It's the kind who studies science and engineering and has a very high IQ." Yu Yue said.
Meng Hsinchu blinked: "Isn't that great?"
"You are exhausted!" Yu Yue said.
"It's better to communicate with high IQ, how can you be tired?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
Yu Yue smiled slightly and said, "For example, if one day you want to buy a bottle of collagen, your science and engineering boyfriend will ask you, is your junior high school biology taught by the physical education teacher? It is better to eat pork than to buy collagen. Protein is a large molecule, which is digested into amino acids in the stomach and intestines. Fool, do you think eating pig brain can nourish the human brain?"
Meng Hsinchu was a little confused, and Yu Yue said again: "The psychological activities of science and engineering men are very strange. He always feels that the sexy brain that is well-versed in history has the opportunity to display it. So when you buy lipstick, he will popularize economics with you. When you eat donkey gelatin, he will tell you that it is boiled donkey skin. If you want to buy diamonds, he will give you three hours class and tell you that diamonds are the biggest scam of this century!"
Meng Hsinchu blinked and Yu Yue said: "In the world of science and engineering men, they have been academic masters since childhood, so everything looks like IQ tax. In a word, women are fools in their world, and they all like problems with what they like. In their opinion, buying some hydrating cosmetics is not as good as Nongfu Spring in supermarkets. High heels and script wraps are essentially no different. They are all deformed products in the patriarchal society. If you get angry, ask him what they are wearing in his brain. He will tell you seriously. From a structural point of view, the brain can be divided into terminal brain and dibrain, among which the terminal brain includes the left and right brain hemispheres!"
Meng Hsinchu was stunned.
"So don't look for a technician. If you really look for it, don't argue with him, especially you can't have a fight, because if you disagree, he will ask you, why? Why? Where is the scientific basis? If you are so anxious, you can make a fifty-page ppt for you!" Yu Yue said.
Gudong, Meng Hsinchu swallowed, one was that Yu Yue's expression was too handsome, and the other was that he was afraid!
"Why is it useless?" Meng Hsinchu said.
"Oh, there are advantages, too." Yu Yue said.
"What?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
"Romantic!" Yu Yue said.
"What kind of romantic method?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
"They will give you a carefully crafted hammer to hold it in front of you and tell you that this was made by yourself in college!" Yu Yue said.
"Hammer?" Meng Hsinchu was a little confused.
"Yes, then when confessing, you will be given a complex function." Yu Yue said.
"Function?" Meng Hsinchu was puzzled.
"Yes, when you figure out the function, you will find that the pattern is a heart." Yu Yue said.
"...Is there a brain disease?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
"You are right! Look, you can't stand it anymore. In short, except for loving you, he does not accept anything that cannot be explained by science." Yu Yue said.
Meng Hsinchu took a breath with difficulty. It was really scary to think about it, but she was still a little suspicious: "How do you know?"
Yu Yue smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, just think I'm the one who made up."
Meng Hsinchu looked at Yu Yue and thought it was rare to make it up. She felt that it was the same as he had seen it.
"I found that you have a lot of bad thoughts!" Meng Hsinchu said.
"Wicked Mind? Do you think I said so much to make you fall in love with me?" Yu Yue asked with a smile.
"That's not." Meng Hsinchu said.
"It's true!" Yu Yue said.
Meng Hsinchu slapped her forehead and looked like she was defeated.
Dingling...
The bell rang, which also means that after school, Meng Hsinchu stopped and looked at Yu Yue.
Seeing that Meng Hsinchu seemed to be looking forward to something, Yu Yue asked, "What's wrong? Have dinner together?"
"Do you have anything else to say?" Meng Hsinchu asked.
Yu Yue was a little confused. What did you say? I love you? Will it be too numb and too Qiongyao?
Moreover, you will never agree!
Yu Yue shook his head honestly.
"Okay, goodbye." Meng Hsinchu said simply and walked directly outside the school gate.
Yu Yue was confused and was confused.
Meng Hsinchu, who was walking towards the gate, smiled and thought that you were not as good as a science and engineering man. If you were a science and engineering man, you would definitely say that we had walked around the playground for seven times in total.
Not romantic at all, it is stinking!
....
During the evening class, Yu Yue did nothing except communicating with Liangzi on a few notes. Meng Hsinchu also devoted herself to her studies. As An Yu said, although she talked a lot with Yu Yue recently, which was slightly out of line compared to the past, it did not affect her study at all.
In the office, Li Dexian found An Yu.
"Teacher Xiao An, I think Yu Yue should be transferred back." Li Dexian said seriously.
"Why?" Teacher Xiao An asked in confusion.
Li Dexian immediately told Yu Yue's crime and said, "It's not too late to repair the sheep. If he really delays Meng Hsinchu's study, it will be too late to regret it."
"It's just a toilet in class, right? What if I really have a stomachache?" An Yu said.
Li Dexian shook his head: "Teacher Xiaoan, you are still too simple. Even if he is really having a stomachache, do you know that Meng Hsinchu actually drank water openly in class. This problem is very serious, and it was affected by Yu Yue!"
"Is drinking water in class a problem?" An Yu asked.
"There is nothing wrong in essence, but you should know that Meng Hsinchu, a good boy, has never done such a thing. Did you see her doing something extraordinary during class? She respects the teacher very much and has always been very careful and well-behaved. This action is very telling the problem." Li Dexian said in an exaggeration.
An Yu heard it. Li Dexian was not asking for advice, but his attitude was decided.
"If Teacher Li feels it is not suitable, then transfer it back." An Yu said.
Li Dexian nodded and said ok.
...
As the third part of the evening class reached the end, the classmate at the window coughed, and Li Dexian immediately entered the class.
"Yu Yue." Li Dexian called out.
Yu Yue looked up.
"Liang Wenwen." Li Dexian called out again.
Liang Wenwen looked up.
"You two can exchange it back!"
Hearing Li Dexian's words, the whole class was a little confused.
What a joke? Change it and then change it back?
Lao Li is having a fancy play.
However, after a little shock, some people were happy and some were worried.
What was happy was a group of guys who still had fantasies about Meng Hsinchu, and of course there were also people who were jealous of Yu Yue. These guys had long been looking forward to this day, especially Zheng Shanyu, who was even more happy.
There are not many unhappy people, but there are also a few, one is Yu Yue, who is the first to bear the brunt, and Liang Zi and Liang Wenwen, who everyone doesn’t know about.
But no one would have thought that the unhappiest thing was Meng Hsinchu, who should have been happiest.
However, just like she was transferred here at first, she could not resist the authoritative class teacher and could only passively accept it.
Yu Yue returned to his seat. Although it was nothing, he just felt a little frustrated. Why did he change it back? What's wrong with me?
Even Liang Zi was not paying attention to his unhappy little emotion, and Yu Yue kept wondering.
After school, I returned to my old location, met An Yu and headed towards the darkness together.
"Teacher Li has brought your seat back?" An Yu asked.
"How do you know?" Yu Yue said in surprise.
"Because it was what I proposed at first." An Yu said.
"Why? You asked if you exchanged it for the first time?" Yu Yue asked.
"That's not. It was because you wanted to be motivated, so I arranged it to Meng Hsinchu. I hope you two can sprint together."
An Yu had already thought of an excuse, so he said it casually.
"oh……"
"Very disappointed?" An Yu asked.
To be continued...