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Five hundred and five chapters collective encounter difficulties(1/2)

There is a recruitment advertisement published by him and Du Hui on the special edition of the newspaper recruitment. Marco only actually opened the newspaper today and looked carefully at his advertisement that cost an average of ten yuan. This is the third time in his life that Marco's name has been printed in black and white.

Du Hui's eyes were sharp enough, and he picked Marco out of the crowd at a glance.

With the shouts of "ao" the job fair began.

"Fuck!" Marco felt that he was holding not the newspaper, but the US dollar, or even the pound! It was really an inch of the newspaper. Marco couldn't help but wonder how much would they spend on those who advertised in newspapers with a large amount of space every day, "Men are not big enough to be 'big'" and "Fu Department inflammation is invited to a certain hospital, a rehabilitation center for women!"? In addition to the advertisements they made on radio and television stations, Marco was not surprised why the medicine prices are so expensive these days and the hospitals are so dark! The wool is produced on sheep, and the advertising fees are definitely not paid by them. In the end, the unlucky one is the ordinary people who buy medicine to see a doctor.

A question from Marco Boro: When China scrapes sandstorms, will the Martians say in their astronomy textbooks: "The Earth smokes every spring, and the strange astronomical phenomenon cannot be explained for the time being."

Marco finally broke out!

"I--"

"See if your belly is getting bigger by plums!"

Fortunately, Marco and Du Hui both walked out of the door alive.

"Kezi, you look pretty good! You're such a tough guy!" Du Hui looked up and down at Marco with a smirk.

The advertisement was placed close to the middle seam, and it happened to be the aphrodisiac-like bathing advertisement in the middle seam, which was "Southern Beauties, Special Massage, Full Service", which made Marco very depressed. Fortunately, it was not a "gospel for men! His wife blushed" - Wu Yan encountered it.

When the dawn of victory came, Marco had already foamed at the mouth, and Du Hui was also fainted.

Unfortunately, Marco and Du Hui must persist because the venue was out of stock. Even if you stop working immediately and want to retreat now, you can squeeze out the Great Wall of Flesh and Blood from this wall to the exit gate? The Japanese devils were blocked by the Great Wall of Flesh and Blood of the Chinese. You two insurance sellers want to escape? There is no door! Let's continue working obediently and wait for the job fair to end.

Now, after a while, Marco was dry and collapsed! He collected his resume dizzyly, and then sent the applicant some company materials almost mechanically. Marco was already regretting that he had turned the wrong stubbornly, why did he spend 200 yuan to suffer this foreign crime?

"The great proletarian economist, a tried and tested social activist, a staunch insurance fighter, a senior financial planner, a senior manager, a life insurance consultant, Comrade Ma Ke, died on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year and at the age of 85. The farewell ceremony for Comrade Ma Ke's body will be held at Qingdao Funeral Home tomorrow."

They are worthy of being the prides of heaven with a sense of competition. Everyone knows the principle of winning at the starting line and getting one step faster than others from the beginning. The students rushed into the door of the job fair by shouting "Kill!" and fighting hard. As soon as they attacked the bo, the big iron gate of the talent market was almost scrapped.

Marco looked at the college students who were waiting for the market to open, shook his head and sighed, "Poor children, college is gone! Be stupid-"

Marco didn't understand whether the grass and trees in its hometown of sandstorms were gnawed by cattle and sheep, or were gnawed by people? Why have sandstorms become common in recent years, but it is strange that sandstorms don't come!

"No distinction!"

"Get out of here, go quickly, it's about to start."

This job fair is not as good as shopping, it is definitely a physical job! I guess students will understand why strong animals in nature can survive. Without a strong body, you can't even see the recruiting unit! After returning to school, it's time for everyone to pull the horizontal bar and exercise.

Let’s change the camera at the job fair for the two heroes. Let’s see what Marco and Du Hui are doing at this time?

Du Hui was completely immersed in the artistic conception of the novel, wandering around the sky, his eyes narrowed into small slits, and he smiled like a client who was consuming public funds. He also smacked his lips from time to time, and saliva at the corner of his mouth. Marco sighed, "So cute!"

"Are you still here?"

"Can you arrange a family member?"

"What are you looking at?" Marco punched him.

This guy's erotic martial arts has long been trampled into waste paper by the students. Why? Just look at the location of their stalls. As the students struggled to squeeze in, they had already squeezed Marco and Du Hui's tables back almost two meters - and the two of them were squeezed to the wall and became murals. For two hours, Du Hui kept pushing the tables out with his life, "My Day!" and he was already exhausted and sweating, and his face turned pale. The erotic martial arts was naturally lost in this arduous tug-of-war.

"〖My days! Whoever comes again is careless!〖My days! Oh, my arm——"

After the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, the main force of the students entered the venue. Suddenly, the ground in the venue was shaken, and the shouts were shocking, becoming a veritable canned sardines, a hell on earth. Everyone was so crowded that they could not describe the crowding at this time. Perhaps it was more appropriate to switch to "conjoined babies". Look at these men and women, they didn't care about the ancestral teachings of "men and women not being able to get along". They were all shoulder-to-shoulder, and they were all "zero" one by one.

The "human sandwich" that was in contact with was slowly squirming in the airtight venue. The students could no longer see the scene ahead of them, nor did they know which unit they were queuing up in line. The unit they were looking for? It was crowded, and they knew where it was! Even if they knew, they could not walk. It was useless to know a location! Everyone was slowly drifting in a pile of sticky people like magma. It would be a win if they hit the resume!

Du Hui shouted, pushing the table back one centimeter, and a few students pushed back five centimeters without any effort, so Du Hui was already wailing, "Fuck, boss - when will the job fair end? Hurry up! I can't do it - Hurry up! I'm going to die! Ah!" - It turned out to be very similar to the dialogues of the characters in that pornographic book, but, they were happy in the Pure Land, while Du Hui was suffering in purgatory.

Marco quickly arrived at the talent market and looked at his watch. It was only 7:40 in the morning.

Outside the gate—

Maybe there is only one kind of person who is very welcome to sandstorms - car washing.

However, the outside of the talent market was already crowded with people. Looking at the scattered graduates, Marco couldn't help but have a deeper understanding of the prosperity of China's education industry. It seems that the expansion of enrollment in universities is very obvious.

What does these big names have to do with me? Marco laughed laughing. He is just a small insurance agent, just a little insurance agent, just a mouth open, just a living. Let’s talk about the “Top 500 World”? Is it glorious? Chinese people are really strange. They always give some domineering monopoly companies with the title of “national industry”, and praise them for entering the “Top 500 World” and sway their flags and shout. But are these monopoly companies in China comparable to foreign Coca-Cola and Nokia? What are they making money? What are our “Top 500 World” making money?! When will China’s real national industry enter the “Top 500 World” be the time for us to cheer!

Don't think Du Hui has a better life, he is even worse than Marco.

The people from all recruiting units in the venue were almost there and were busy preparing materials.

"The boss of your company is your surname?"

"in spite of!!"

Marco remembered the newspaper he read a few days ago. The number of graduates this year increased by 22, while the jobs decreased by 22. The two exactly the same 22, which tasted differently, and it was a bit funny.

"Is breakfast fried dough sticks or buns?"

“Is there a shuttle bus?”

Today's newspapers are full of "ovaries", "erection", "abortion", "prostate", "sexual gynecological", "cervical erosion", "irritability and premature ejaculation" physiological and hygiene knowledge in detail, vivid and colorful, and also have a plot! This is enough to shame those experts and professors who compile high school physiological and hygiene textbooks! What they compile is also called textbooks?!

"Do your company divide houses?"

"Does the company take care of breakfast?"

Marco kept roaring, answering all kinds of strange questions from the applicants - otherwise the other party would not hear them at all, and the noise in the hall would be as high as 100 decibels.

"cannot!!!"

"Hold!!!"

“Is there any housing provident fund?”

Marco sorted out the materials in a straightforward manner and put some company profiles on the top. It was nothing more than bragging things, and printed them for college students who didn't know anything about nothing. What is the "Fortune 500 World's Top 100", "The World's Largest IPO", "National Life Insurance Giant", "Top 50 Asian Insurance Companies", "Hong Kong and New York Simultaneous Listed Company", and so on, and it was printed.

It is said that every job fair, there will be many perverts and thieves mixed in. The pervert's goal is naturally the girls' high butts and some concave parts. Using their own massage techniques, they can relieve the fatigue and relax the muscles of the girls. As thieves, they are busy collecting their classmates' mobile phone wallets and jewelry to help everyone reduce the burden and apply for the job easily. Everyone is doing their best to serve the students and is very busy.

"No!!"

All the cars on the road were covered in mud ideas, as if they were mi colors. It seemed that this was the masterpiece of the heavy rain last night when the sandstorm increased.

Manager Du, who was in a suit and lace and shiny leather shoes, was leisurely, and read it with a book of erotic martial arts that he had rented with relish. Marco took a look and found that the poorly printed page was "Ah-so good! Good brother--Hurry up, hurry up...ah-so comfortable!ah-I'm going to die...", with ellipsis, exclamation marks and dashes all over the paper. It seems that Du Hui is not only a Japanese AV movie critic with profound attainments, but also a senior researcher in such literature.

Look at the empty venue where people go to the building, waste paper is everywhere, and the future of the country is everywhere - the leaflets, resumes and newspapers left by college students, as well as countless plastic bags and packaging boxes, and of course, Du Hui's unrecognizable erotic martial arts book - a typical Chinese characteristic, which is the scene after every large-scale event.

The first two times were two free tutoring advertisements I had when I was in college, but it was just a sentence like "Marco, H-male, male, can teach high school mathematics, physics and chemistry, how many phone calls". However, it is said that college students can no longer log in free tutoring advertisements now, and they charge 20 yuan, and the student discount price is still a discount. This time, they spent a lot of money on Marco's advertising with Du Hui, and the butt-eye dots, two hundred yuan! This was after the two people shared it.

Mark and Du Hui arrived at the job fair in advance and sat down. The job fair started at 8:30.

Marco smiled laughingly, complaining, but he really loves the job of insurance. Thinking about it this way, Marco doesn't think he is here to cheat. After all, as long as they work hard, they can succeed in the insurance company.

"No!"

The advertising slogans written by Du Hui were quite tempting, and Marco was blinded. The titles of "financial management expert", "life insurance consultant", "senior financial planner", "reserve manager, supervisor" were amazing. In addition, the dizzy and passionate salary of "2,800 yuan base salary + commission + bonus + insurance + item reward + travel opportunity" are enough to confuse those stupid students who are not worried about it. In fact, when you come to the company, you are just a stinky insurance seller. I will immediately carry my bags out to go out for insurance, otherwise you won't be able to eat!

Marco closed the newspaper and thought to himself that he would never be published in the newspaper again. Even if he went to the newspaper again, he only hoped that someone would give him an obituary for free in sixty years.

As Pallas guessed, Xue Wuming had already broken through to the advanced life form, but she had been enduring and was trying to seize the lord of the Tianlong Universe Kingdom.

This is also the reason why Xue Wuming is so strong, because her own strength is enough to make her feel fearless in many things.

But now, Xue Wuming is ready to leave. Before this, she will burst out with the best attack, kill Adilinaya first, then catch Su Yu, and then leave this damn place.

Realizing the weirdness of this area, Xue Wuming didn't realize that Pallas deliberately led it to him.

After gritting his teeth, Xue Wuming suddenly began to gather all his strength. Xue Wuming believed that the full-strength attack he exploded was enough to kill the small intermediate life form in front of him, and then grab Su Yu and stay away in an instant.

Xue Wuming was in trouble there, and Adilinaya was not feeling well. Although her level was lower by Xue Wuming, her strength level was not as good as hers.

But Adilinaya still sensed some unusual feelings. In her perception, the spaces in all directions turned into mirrors, and there was an Adilinaya standing in the mirrors.

Gradually, the mirror turned into the water surface, and the images in the mirror also turned into the reflection of Adilinaya in the water.

Suddenly another gust of wind blew, and Adilinaya's reflection in the water suddenly turned boom and began to shake. At the same time, there was still space in all directions.

Under such circumstances, even though Adilina's heart was firm, she couldn't help but feel a little confused.

However, Adilinaya regarded it as a mental attack released by Xue Wuming, so she decided to turn a blind eye to it and do her best to deal with Xue Wuming ahead.

However, in Adilinaya's eyes, gradually, Xue Wuming's image began to change and turned into Adilinaya's reflection.

Adilinaya was shocked. She tried to extend her spiritual power, but carefully identified Xue Wuming's true body. However, all the spiritual power was like a stone thrown into the sea. After entering, she no longer had any reaction.

But Adilinaya, who was in all directions, began to approach each other minute by minute. Each Adilinaya was holding a bow and arrow in her hand, and the arrows of the small red arrows were all aimed at Adilinaya's heart.

Under this situation, Adilinaya suddenly became in chaos. She wanted to retreat in horror, but found that there were piles of images behind her, and she had no choice but to retreat.

It was originally a difficult thing to panic an intermediate living body, but now in this starry sky environment, fear seems to have become a natural thing.

"This can arouse the most primitive fear of everyone!" said Pallas. "Everyone has had periods of weakness before becoming a powerful person, and has had their own fear. The illusion of the starry sky can arouse the most primitive fear of those who have no ability.

The more capable you are, the stronger this feeling is. So, although we will be affected, Xue Wuming's influence is the most violent one!"

Su Yu could hardly hear the words of Pallas, because in his perception, there were more and more eyes in the sky.

These eyes are not big either, they are just as big as a cow's eye, but the shape is the same as a fish's eye, and the number is numerous.

Even Su Yu's hands, arms and feet began to grow such disgusting eyes.

Only Pallas was still there, quietly watching the battle between Xue Wuming and Adilinaya.

Gradually, Adilinaya and Xue Wuming both began to get in chaos. The arrow in Adilinaya's hand began to lose its accurate head and shot towards the sky in all directions.

Xue Wuming's attack began to be in a mess. She waved the long sword in her hand, but just chopped and slashed, not like a powerful person at all.

"If there is a small black room now, you can imprison Xue Wuming!" Palas whispered to Su Yu, "Even if there is no small black room, if you give her this illusion, she will probably leave a psychological shadow!"

However, Palas did not receive any response when he said anything. She hurriedly turned around and realized that Su Yu's face had become extremely terrifying.
To be continued...
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