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chapter 44

People outside shouted loudly about chasing the demon fox.

In the boudoir, Zhang Dahu couldn't help but say worriedly: "Mr. Xiao Liu, see if we chased us out too. If the fox demon ran away, it would be a disaster..."

Liu Wenyang didn't say anything. He looked very strange. Suddenly he laughed, smiling proudly, as if he suddenly discovered something interesting.

The other three people looked at him and were confused and thought to themselves, "Mr. Liu must have been possessed by evil spirits, right? Or was he just frightened by the demon fox?!"

"Ahem, Mr. Xiao Liu, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!" Zhang Dahu couldn't help asking.

Liu Wenyang finally stopped laughing and said, "We don't have to chase you out."

"Ah, why?"

"Because..." Liu Wenyang pretended to be mysterious, "because the real fox demon had not yet escaped, it was here!"

"Here?" Zhang Dahu was shocked and jumped away in fear, and said in surprise: "Where is it?"

Liu Wenyang pointed with his hand, "It's her!"

It's actually the maid!

Zhang Dahu was stunned.

He didn't believe it if he was beaten to death. How could a maid with such a sign be a "fox demon"? It's almost the same to say that it is a "fox spirit". The fox is a fucking his daughter, while the vix spirit is a seduction and luring him. There are big differences here.

"Mr. Xiao Liu, have you made a mistake? How could she be..."

"Yes, how could I be..."

Before the maid could finish her argument, Liu Wenyang suddenly grabbed her and said, "Monster! She hasn't shown up yet!" He actually stretched out his hand and grabbed the maid's chest.

Attack the chest!

Dahu Zhang was stunned again. This guy actually dared to grab the maid's chest in front of him!

Zhang Yingying was also stunned and never expected Liu Wenyang to do so.

The maid was even caught off guard and her face changed color for a while.

"Mr. Xiao Liu, how can you do this!" Zhang Dahu was furious and felt that he had led the wolf into the house. Besides, even a man must have a limit, how can he be so blatant? Just like himself, he must come secretly!

But Liu Wenyang had already succeeded. Not only did he touch the maid's high chest with both hands, he also pulled it wildly, and pulled the bra apart!

"**Ah**!" Zhang Dahuo only had this thought left in his mind.

Just when everyone was stunned by Liu Wenyang's sudden actions, they saw that the maid's torn bra turned out to be a pair of huge... oranges!

The first reaction of Zhang Dahu was that the maid was too greedy and actually hid the orange in her arms, but immediately he... wasn't right, where did her breasts go?!

But the maid in front of her had a flat breast and no ups and downs at all.

"Is she..." Zhang Dahu pointed at the maid and opened her mouth wide.

"Yes, he is a man!" It was Liu Wenyang who answered him.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire boudoir became very subtle.

The original pretty maid turned out to be a man!

Isn’t this a big turn for a living person?!

Is it Liu Wenyang who is referring to a deer as a horse, talking nonsense, or... it is indeed the case?!

Zhang Dahu stared wide, looked at Liu Wenyang, and then looked at the pretty maid like Princess Taiping---

"Damn old man, don't look at it anymore. Your grandfather, I am indeed a man!" The pretty maid's originally delicate voice actually changed to a heavy man's voice.

"Uh----" Zhang Dahu was so scared that he burped directly.

"But I'm very curious, how did you see through me?" The "pretty maid" dressed in a woman asked Liu Wenyang.

Liu Wenyang hugged his arms, touched his chin, and said proudly: "It's very simple. First, I look at your face. Although my face looks like a daughter, my destiny is obviously a man's fate. Especially your cheekbones betray you. However, women's cheekbones are not as tall as they are, of course, your Adam's apple, although they are very small, but they still have one, right? Secondly, you may not pay much attention, but the big feet under your dress are also conspicuous. They are three-inch golden lotus, and you are eight-foot boat! Finally, and the most important point..."

"What is it?" "The pretty maid" was very curious.

Liu Wenyang touched his nose with his fingers and said deeply: "The most important thing is... I am so handsome and extraordinary. Any woman should look at me a few more times. But you are the only one who ignores me. Isn't that abnormal?!"

"Pretty maid": "..."

Then he snorted coldly, "I have seen more people, but I have never seen anyone as thick-skinned as you!" His tone was full of sarcastic.

Liu Wenyang was not angry at all and said, "Cheng Rong Cheng Rong! You dressed up as a woman like you and took the opportunity to do that dirty thing, but it was also very shameless!"

I want to take advantage of Xiao Liu's divine appearance in terms of verbal words, but I have no way to do it!

"This, what's going on?" Zhang Dahu next to him hasn't figured it out yet.

Liu Wenyang smiled and said, "Let this friend talk about it!"

The "pretty maid" laughed and said, "What's there to say? Grandpa, I had already planned to get this bitch, so I could deceive the old man's entire family. I never thought that, but you were able to see through the fortune teller, and you had some skills!"

"What did you say? Didn't you say you like me?" Zhang Yingying was shocked.

"I like you? Stinky bitch, you don't even urinate and take a look. What kind of woman do I have, Swallow Xiao San, don't have it? How could I like you?"

"Swallow Xiao San? You are the Swallow Xiao San who is wanted to capture by the government?!" Zhang Dahu spoke this time, looking shocked and surprised.

Zhang Dahu's words made Liu Wenyang puzzled and thought to himself, "It turns out that this person with the surname Xiao has some name, but he is a swallow thief."

But he didn't know that the Swallow Gang liked to play "release Swallow" tricks, using male sex to deceive the trust of those good women, and eventually cheated money and sex. Because the case was done too much, it inevitably caused public anger, and many victims told the government, causing the government to arrest them.

Because the wind was tight, the Swallow Gang changed his strategy and secretly used tricks to use male sex toys to those young girls in wealthy courtyards to have sex with them, and then extorted money through kidnapping and coercion.

Swallow Xiao San is the "Swallow" who is specialized in the Swallow Gang to be responsible for the women. He has always been self-contained and handsome. Whether it is a man or a daughter, he can always get things done every time he encounters prey. Even if he is wanted by the government, he can always escape the French Open by disguising himself. However, he never thought that today, Liu Wenyang, the fortune teller, discovered the trick in one fell swoop.

"Xiao Lang, do you really want me?" Zhang Yingying said in a crying voice, obviously being deceived by Yan Zi Xiao San.

Zhang Dahu was furious, "You girl, you are still obsessed with it at this time!"

Liu Wenyang said, "Boss Zhang calmed down. Anyway, this person named Xiao couldn't escape. You and I just need to guard the door and call someone to take him down! At that time, I will send him to the yamen to punish him severely, so that Ai will naturally wake up!"

"Mr. Xiao Liu said... You thief, where can you escape!" Zhang Dahu rolled up his sleeves and looked fierce, making up his mind that if he didn't beat this bastard to death today, he would change his mother's surname.

The swallow Xiao San suddenly laughed, laughing with a "glorious" smile. Seeing Zhang Dahu, who was still angry just now, suddenly itchy again, and thought to himself, "Although he knows he is a man, he can't help but be moved. This guy is a very good boy."

"Thief, why are you laughing at?" Zhang Dahu angrily scolded.

Swallow Xiao San's handsome face showed a hint of contempt and said, "The people outside were already attracted by the fox I raised, where are you looking for any helpers?"

Liu Wenyang spoke and said, "So what, even if only the two of us can subdue you!" Seeing the other person dressed in a woman's outfit, small and delicate figure, and probably didn't have much strength, Liu Wenyang became bolder. Don't forget that his master Liu's best skill is to "beat the dog in the water"!

The swallow Xiao San glanced at Liu Wenyang and suddenly said, "Do you know, I don't like you very much from the first time I saw you!"

Liu Wenyang said: "It's understandable, who made me look more handsome than you!"

Yan Zi Xiao San said: "Do you think you are very smart?"

Liu Wenyang said: "Maybe a little smarter than you."

Yan Zi Xiao San said, "Oh, is that?" As he spoke, he saw him smile mysteriously, then clapped his hands and said, "Don't hide it, come out!"

Immediately, a big man bearded came out from under the bed.

The man held a simple knife in his hand and had a fierce look. He was obviously a strong man.

Liu Wenyang and Zhang Dahu were stunned. Unexpectedly, this guy had a helper, and he didn't expect that this helper would hide under the bed.

Liu Wenyang knew that the situation was not good, so he comforted the big house and said, "Don't panic, they are only two of them..."

Zhang Dahu said: "But he has a knife in his hand!"

Liu Wenyang said, "I'm not unprepared." As he said that, he took out the small peach wood sword from his arms and handed it to Zhang Dahu.

Zhang Dahu looked at the sword as big as a palm and was a little dumbfounded - is this used to fight or pick teeth?!

Liu Wenyang asked again: "By the way, where is your steel fork?"

Zhang Dahu hurriedly said, "It's put at the door."

Liu Wenyang said: "It's okay, you will take the sword and I'll take the steel fork later!"

Zhang Dahu: “…?!”

But before they could finish their discussion, they saw another commotion under the bed, and then a fat monk emerged from it!

The monk grinned his teeth and held a crescent Zen Staff in his hand, which looked even more lethal.

Liu Wenyang and Zhang Dahu were stunned again.

Then Liu Wenyang couldn't help but ask Zhang Dahu: "Are you sure this is your daughter's boudoir, not a Buddhist temple?"

Zhang Dahu: "This..." He never expected that there were so many men hidden under his daughter's bed!

It took a long time to react and shouted: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!"

"Brother, second brother, you are here!" Yan Zi Xiao San shouted when he saw the bearded man and the fat monk. "You may have heard that this kid said he wanted to capture me!"

"Just rely on him?" The big man smiled grimly and raised his Pu sword.

"This scholar is brave!" The monk sneered and raised his Zen stick.

Three to two, the opponent has weapons!

Faced with this situation, the big man Zhang was scared and approached Liu Wenyang and said, "What should I do?"

But when Liu Wenyang, the official Liu shook his clothes, faced the three strong men, his waist was straight, and then he said without changing his face: "You are amazing - I surrender!" He raised his hands obediently.

The three strong men originally thought there would be a fierce battle, but unexpectedly... they looked at the big man again.

Zhang Dahuo was well-behaved. When he saw this situation, he immediately imitated Liu Wenyang's appearance and raised his hand and said, "I surrender too!"

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