chapter 15
The city god temple was noisy outside and soon it was spread to the city god temple.
At this moment, Zhang Tiezui, known as the "Iron Mouth God Calculation", was criticizing the person who was looking at the photos, but was disturbed by the noise outside, so he ordered the Taoist boy around him to go out and take a look.
The little Taoist boy was nicknamed "Mingyue" and was given to Zhang Tiezui for trouble in the City God Temple. In addition to pouring tea and water, sweeping the floor and crushing ink, his only pastime and hobby was to doze in the corner of the wall.
It is rare that there are not many fortune tellers today. After the Taoist Tong Mingyue finished his work, he leaned in a corner, put his hands on his legs, made a shrimp-shaped shape, bowed his head and dozed off, letting his nose suck, and sleeping beautifully.
Suddenly, he was awakened by Zhang Tie's mouth. The Taoist Tong Mingyue wiped his nose with his sleeve, stood up reluctantly, yawned a few times before leaving the City God Temple to look out.
After a moment, the Taoist Tong Mingyue turned back and said to Zhang Tiezui: "Master, many people outside are surrounding the fortune telling stall to look at their photos."
"Fortune-telling stall? But that Liu's stall?" Zhang Tiezui couldn't help but frowned.
"That's right." Mingyue replied.
"Why are there no one before, but now there are more people?"
"I heard that the stall is buying two and getting one free, and doing two and getting one free, and many people gathered around!"
Zhang Tiezui snorted coldly, "You can jump over the wall even if you are anxious. Do you think you can attract customers like this? This old man Liu is too naive! Don't pay attention to him. What fortune tellers want is a reputation, and it is not something that can be done with cheap prices!"
"But I heard that the fortune telling in the stall just now was very accurate, so so many people gathered!" Mingyue sucked her nose and said.
"Is it accurate? Is it accurate?" Zhang Tie curled his lips and became unhappy.
Mingyue was not stupid, so she nodded and bowed immediately, "Of course, you are not sure, Master, you are a dead-mouthed person, you are alive and half-immortal! It must be those ignorant people who are yelling, Master, don't take it to your heart!"
Zhang Tiezui's face then calmed down and said, "Don't pay attention to them. These guys are pure autumn grasshoppers, and they can't jump a few times!" After that, he waved his sleeves and picked up the teacup to taste the tea carefully. In his opinion, the Liu family had a three-cent coin and a minimum of ten cent coin. No matter how hard they tried, they could not compare to themselves.
The little Taoist Mingyue responded and bent down and stepped back, but she was muttering in her heart, where did the grasshopper come from in the middle of winter? Maybe the eels in winter can make holes, but they will turn from insects to dragons!
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Besides, the city god temple is very lively, and the fortune telling stalls of the Liu family father and son are surrounded by people. The old man Liu Da has never seen so many customers, and he is both surprised and happy.
What I'm happy about is that the business suddenly gets better.
What was shocking was how so many people could do it.
But there is a lot of business, so it is better than no business.
So Liu Da happily began to show people his appearance, and a man with high eyebrows and high bones sat in front of him.
"You are in good luck and can't stop you!" Liu Da first congratulated: "The only thing you need to pay attention to is not to fight with someone who is in good luck. If two tigers fight, they will be injured! It's like Baoyu should not rub against Mingzhu."
"So I can fight with people who are not lucky?"
"That's not OK!" Liu Da pondered for a moment: "People who are lucky bully those who are unlucky are unkind. People who are unkind will not be lucky for a long time!"
"According to what you say, I can't fight anyone!"
"Isn't it! In terms of luck, the more you need to be humble and self-healthy, not only can you not fight against others, but you may as well eat even if you have a small loss." Liu Da smiled and said, "If you have good fortune, don't enjoy it alone, let everyone share it, the blessing will last longer! Okay, next one...!"
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After Liu Wenyang had just been "shocked and beautiful", he began to hide his weakness again. He basically pushed the fortune telling and physiognomy to his father, and he stood by and helped him, either spreading paper or crushing ink, and carefully studied and figured out how his father looked at physiognomy.
It would be fine if I didn't look at it, but when I saw it, Liu Wenyang was a little confused.
Why can't you get confused?
Because Liu Wenyang discovered that if he looked at the same person, his and his father would often have different views.
To be precise, according to the technique of observing the physiognomy on the Silhouette of Tianji, the two of them should have the same view, but the father seemed to have deliberately hidden something, and refused to explain it thoroughly to the person who was observing the physiognomy, or said it was ambiguous...
The scene was like a doctor prescribed medicine to the patient. He knew how to prescribe the prescription, but he missed a few Chinese herbal medicines.
At first, Liu Wenyang thought his father was a pretentious person, but after seeing more than a dozen people, Liu Wenyang completely realized that it was not his father who was playing with the false, but because he didn't see it at all.
What's going on?
There is only one explanation, that is, my father has not fully understood the art of observing the appearance in the fragment of Tianji!
In fact, Liu Wenyang guessed it right. His father Liu Da got this broken book when he was young, but unfortunately he has been thinking about it for so many years, but he has not made any progress in his ability to see the appearance. The reason is that the art of seeing the appearance requires talent and fate, and it is not something that ordinary people can understand thoroughly.
Liu Wenyang is different. He jumped into the river and committed suicide before, and he was pedantic and dull, and he only studied hard; now he is different. In addition to his talent, he has read many miscellaneous books on observing appearances, such as "The God of Liuzhuang", "The God of Water Mirror", and "Ma Yi Fa". After getting these miscellaneous books, they are all heirlooms of the secret books heirlooms of ancestors.
It is precisely because of such good innate conditions that Liu Wenyang was able to understand the tricks of observing the phase in such a short time.
In order to verify whether his guess was correct, Liu Wenyang found the right time. When his father looked at his face wrongly, he whispered a few words in his ear.
Although Liu Da was just as good at physiognomy, he knew right or wrong. After hearing what his son said, he suddenly realized, hurriedly corrected his mistakes and overturned his previous views.
This way, a very interesting scene will appear.
The old man sat for people to see their appearance, but like a rabbit, he pricked up his ears from time to time and listened to his son's muttering. After his son finished muttering, he was cheering up to give people guidance.
The scene was like an old Chinese doctor prescribed a prescription for someone. Only after listening to the opinions of the people around him did he dare to place an order.
The guests around the camera were curious. Could this goatee's old man's physique is not as good as his son? Logically speaking, the mastery of his family should be the older he is, the more he is, why is the father here not as good as his son? Yes, it seems that the young man used to test the word before, so he captured the thief...
With this kind of conspiracy, people who are more careful will start to take the initiative to look at Liu Wenyang for photos.
Liu Wenyang took into account his father's face and at first he refused, saying that he was a beginner in physiognomy and was not as skilled as his father, so he hoped that everyone would still look for his father to see his physiognomy.
But he couldn't stand the soft and hard work of those people, so Liu Wenyang had to ask his father for help, while Liu Da said openly: "There are too many people, just help me!"
After receiving this sentence, Liu Wenyang officially began to show people his appearance.
This is amazing. Liu Wenyang has almost nothing nonsense to tell people about his appearance. He can tell them in one word whether it is asking about natural disasters, man-made disasters, marriages, futures, and good or bad luck.
Some people don’t believe in this evil and deliberately make things difficult for him. In the end, they were impressed by Liu Wenyang’s technique of observing appearance.
As a result, more and more people were originally ranked in front of Liu Wenyang to see the photos, but on the contrary, fewer and fewer people were on his father Liu Da.
On Liu Da’s side, there were first fifteen or sixteen people, then seven or eight, then five or six, three or four. Finally, there was only one old lady with flowers on her head left facing him, her eyes circling, and she asked without any slightestly: “Master, my old man has just died, look at when will I remarry?!”
Liu Da felt a little bit disgusted when he was better than his father.
How to say it, at the beginning, Liu Da was a little confident in his physiognomy, but this little confidence was destroyed by his precious son.
And it is destroyed so directly, so brilliant, and so no room for nothing.
However, Liu Da thought again, Liu Wenyang was his own son no matter how he said that his son was better than me. He should be happy as a father. As the saying goes, the younger generation is better than the younger generation, so he felt much better.
Over the past day, I started a business with roughly 70 or 80 people and earned 217 yuan in money. It can be said that it was the most profitable time Liu Da has since opened a stall.
After collecting the stall, the old man was happy. He took out 17 cents on the way to buy wine, bought two side dishes, a plate of peanuts and a plate of dried tofu, and then returned home and asked Liu Wenyang to call his third uncle Liu Neng to come and drink.
Then Liu Neng lived not far behind his house. He heard the news and put his hands in, his nose shrugged, "Haha, the smell of wine in the room...Brother, what kind of fortune have you made?"
Liu Da couldn't help feeling ashamed of this younger brother who was stuttering. He had always been here to help him, either holding rice or noodles. He had never invited him to have a meal. Today, he was very simple. Two plates of side dishes and a pot of old wine, the simple ones could not be simpler.
"Uncle third, I'm sorry. I can only invite you to eat and drink for the time being. When our business is ready, I'll invite you to a restaurant for a big meal!" Liu Da said embarrassedly.
"What are you saying?! When did I dislike these? Isn't it good to have food and drink?" Liu Neng stuttered and sat down with a smile, "But good business is worth celebrating! Haha, come, have a bowl!"
"A Yang, please pour it on for your third uncle!"
Liu Wenyang hurriedly took out the wine pot and poured wine for Liu Neng.
Liu Neng was not polite, so he picked up the wine bowl and sipped his lips and drank it clean.
"Okay, the third brother is so good! Brother will accompany you to go!" Liu Da also held up and raised his neck and whipped.
The wine I bought here is not a high concentration of strong liquor, but a glutinous rice wine that is often sold during festivals. Although the degree is not high, drinking too much can make people drunk.
Liu Da and Liu Neng are two brothers, you are one bowl, I have a great time drinking one bowl, and I talk about the past from time to time. The two brothers are inevitably lamenting their time and tears are touched.
Next to him, Liu Wenyang had no chance to drink at all. He became a servant who poured wine. Occasionally picked up chopsticks and picked up a few peanuts and dried tofu to cushion her belly. But before he could eat a few bites, his father was dragged to tell the story of bitter tears, saying why he pulled him up with a handful of shit and urine; or he was patted by his third uncle and stuttering advice, saying that he should be filial to your father in the future. It is not easy and hard.
In short, our official Liu was very bitter and had not touched the wine, and he was so hungry that he was so hungry. When the two old men had enough food and drink, it was his turn to churn the wine pot, but only a few sips of wine were left. The two plates of side dishes were three peanuts and two dried tofu...
Liu Da and Liu Neng drank too much rice wine, and they were dizzy at this moment. They helped each other and shouted "satisfaction" and "happy", and they also wanted to "sleep together" and "chat"... The two brothers were going to the river together to "catch loaches"!
Liu Wenyang finally separated the "baby-famous" brothers, for fear that they would not catch loaches, but instead became the son-in-law of the Dragon Prince.
He sent his uncle out of the door, then helped his father to the bed, washed his chopsticks and wine bowls, drank several large bowls of tea, and used it as filling his stomach, and then he turned onto the bed.
Besides, the third uncle Liu Neng staggered back to the next house, and was almost lit by a room pot under the bed and mixed it with a dog to eat shit.
So he asked his wife while burping, "Why don't you light the light?"
The fat woman lay on the bed and said angrily: "What lamp is it? Is it okay to come back if you drink so much yellow soup?"
"Why can't I come back? This is my home! Besides, my elder brother finally invited me to have a drink. What are you nagging me?" This is why Liu Neng dared to say that because he drank too much. He probably had already become soft on weekdays.
The fat woman got angry and dared to act after drinking, so she kicked Liu Neng, who was taking off her clothes, from the bed.
There was a bang, and then there was no movement below.
The fat woman called out a few times, but did not respond, and was afraid, so she hurriedly got up and lit the oil lamp. She looked, but saw Liu Neng holding the whispering chamber pot on the ground, opening her mouth wide and slept soundly.
"This dead ghost!" The fat woman cursed, but she was still afraid that the man would catch a cold on the ground, so she took the chamber pot, smeared his face, and then helped him to bed.
Liu Neng was helped to the bed in a daze and woke up by the hazy light. But seeing her mother's big face, which was originally very dark and ugly, looked extremely cute, and she couldn't help but turn around and press her under her.
The fat woman asked in surprise: "What are you doing?"
Liu Neng: "Do, do things!" Then he began to pull the woman's clothes violently. In the past, the fat woman took the initiative in bed, and Liu Neng was passive. It can be said that the woman was strong and the man was weak. Unexpectedly, Liu Neng had too much yellow soup, and she did this, which surprised the fat woman a lot.
Just when the fat woman was stunned, Liu Neng had already pressed her hard, her momentum was fierce, and her combat power had soared thousands of times.
The fat woman couldn't help but howl like a pig. In addition to the pain, she felt a feeling that she had never felt before.
Chapter completed!