Chapter 646;(1/2)
Chapter 646: Two servants should be cut off
After Li Jing finished speaking, Fang Xuanling stood up with a serious look on his face and took two steps forward nervously;
"Your Majesty, please think twice. People's families are not only farming, but also serving as servants to exchange money for wealthy families. However, wealthy families do not lack slaves, so the people in the world have no investment except farming. They suddenly have to exchange money for money. I dare to guess that the people want to mow the grass day and night, and this kind of work can be competent for both adults and children, and it is completely conceivable.
Not to mention a million stagnant of forage money, it’s just…it’s…!”
Fang Xuanling said three times in a row, and kept swallowing it and applying it, but he was still embarrassed to say what he was in his heart. He was afraid that what he said was too big and scared the emperor was not very good!
Li Shimin did not respond at all, but kept looking at Fang Xuanling with a smile;
"There is nothing to do with Fang Pushe, but it doesn't matter if he says it. I am not the kind of confused emperor. It is good for honest words to behave well. I still understand this principle."
"Yes, I am also sincere. Please forgive me for the exaggerated words."
"I'm sorry for your sin."
"I thank Your Majesty."
Before Fang Xuanling started talking, he first wiped the sweat beads on his forehead with his cuffs because he knew exactly how scary what he was going to say next...
"This...this...what I want to say is that if I really want to exchange money for fodder, I can spend all three million yuan. Really, I dare to use the heads of the necklace to guarantee it. Even if the people are exhausted in the ground, they will never regret it, and they will still be exhausted with a smile."
"hiss……"
"hiss……"
"My mother!"
"Three...million..."
"Dear mother!"
"God, three million coins..."
"Shut up, brother!"
"Oh OK OK OK OK!"
Not to mention that Fang Xuanling's throat was getting angry and his lips were dry, the civil and military ministers all over the place were all taking a breath when they heard the amount of 3 million guan of grass!
Originally, Du Ruhui said that it would take millions of guan to buy fodder, but many people quickly lowered their heads. When Fang Xuanling said words that could be spent on three millions of guan, the civil and military officials who lowered their heads lowered their heads down a few more minutes, and their heads were almost buried in their crotch.
Nonsense! Taking three million stags of silver and silk to exchange for fodder with the people of the world is really crazy than a madman, and it is much more stupid than a fool!
Last year, Du Pushe, the first person in the Ministry of War, was anxious to get the money to replace armor and weapons for the sixteen guards. What about the last thing? I heard that even a big money was not in hand at that time!
Let’s talk about it a few days ago. Li Dalang went to Ci'en Temple to make millions of monies. Who would like to ask for it in time? No one in the three provinces and six ministries didn’t want money. Every family was rushing to the forefront. Several ministers all rolled up their cuffs, just about to fight in front of the emperor!
What a big joke? It takes three million guan to change the forage? Three million guan! It’s not three thousand guan, three hundred guan! Everyone should shut up quickly!
Li Shiji, who had never liked to talk too much, also swallowed and spitted and stood up;
"Report to Your Majesty, I agree with what Fang Pushe said, "Cutting grass can exchange for money, and the people will wake up laughing in their dreams. How can they not do their best? So I dare to conclude that three million coins can really be spent."
Several qualified and courageous ministers all came to support them, and several powerful men!
Du Ruhui concluded in a deep voice;
"So I respectfully ask Your Majesty to think twice. Even if any minister contributes hundreds of thousands of yuan to the court, we will not dare to act like this. Once the government orders are promulgated and implemented, the people of the world will definitely be moved by the news. The consequences will be too scary!"
After Du Ruhui finished speaking, he shook his head fiercely. Seeing Li Shimin wanted to cover his mouth and laugh. Life is so filthy and comfortable!
"Don't worry, even if you really spend three million yuan, we can still get it!"
Du Ruhui heard the emperor's tone and quickly spoke;
"Your Majesty! I'll tell you that even the liquor member cannot move a lot of money. Your Majesty has ordered tax reductions and exemptions three times since he inherited the throne. The people's lives have been much easier, but the losses of the court have been greater than that of every dynasty in the past.
The court is now counting on the money of liquor. Your Majesty, please don’t pay attention to this money. My good majesty!”
Fang Xuanling also frowned tightly;
"Your Majesty, what Du Pushe said is the foundation of defending the country. Please accept it!"
This time, the company chief Sun Wuji did not come to flatter the trend. His Majesty made such a bold statement and must use liquor players. Otherwise, he would have been targeted by the taxes on the Silk Road. As the head of the Ministry of Revenue who is in charge of the world's money and grain, Changsun Wuji did not dare to delay for a moment, and wanted to kill the emperor's dangerous idea in its infancy;
"I will submit to Your Majesty. Not to mention the white wine players, we dare not move even the taxes on the Silk Road. The inputs of these two transactions are the cornerstones of Your Majesty for thousands of years. Your Majesty."
Several capable people from both sides of the civil and military came to warn the emperor, and the remaining ministers all stood up and nodded;
"I'm going to discuss it."
"I'm going to discuss it."
"I'm going to discuss it."
Seeing that more than a hundred ministers were so nervous, Li Shimin quickly stood up to explain;
"Don't worry, brothers, don't worry, everyone, everyone has a foundation in their hearts. I will never make any investments in these two transactions, and I will not move a lot of money. Don't worry, please."
When everyone heard that the emperor finally gave up his thoughts, he breathed a sigh of relief! As long as the emperor did not use the goods from these two transactions and did not increase the burden on the people, the emperor would do whatever he wanted.
"Your Majesty's wise!"
But... apart from these two inputs, there seems to be no idea, hahahaha!
Seeing everyone sitting down with peace of mind, Li Shimin smiled relaxedly;
"To be honest, I have made a lot of investment this time, and the ministers who contributed money have funded many of the imperial court. I think there will be no problem with the support of the forage that has been supported for two years, and there will be a lot left."
"Um?"
"What?"
"Didn't your Majesty hear it clearly?"
"Didn't the two Pushes understand it very clearly? More than one million silver dollars can't stand it."
"yes!"
"I hope that the little input that I would like to support the forage when I contributed money to the official business on a whim?"
Li Shimin, who was happy to watch a group of ministers whispering, was ready to use his big move;
"Oh by the way, I haven't made it clear. This time, my ministers have contributed more than 10 million stale money and silk. Although the amount of large and small money in previous dynasties was somewhat different, they couldn't lose too much. I think it would be more than enough to exchange some grass for the people? Brothers, right?"
"What?"
"My God!"
"Your Majesty is so lucky!"
"That's right? I, Old Cheng, said that Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor. Look, it's true. As long as Your Majesty encounters some difficulties, God can immediately reduce auspiciousness and resolve Your Majesty's small difficulties. You literati and martial artists are still talking nonsense. It's so terrifying! Old Cheng, I was too lazy to listen to your longing just now!"
"That's for sure. Your Majesty is the true emperor. He is the son of heaven. God must be protecting him everywhere. Whoever dares to argue, my old cow will slap his face with a big mouth!"
A large group of literati and military generals looked at the two stupid men standing up with their eyes that looked like shit.
The two of you, the two of you, were shouting louder than anyone else, for fear that the emperor would use liquor and taxes on the Silk Road to mess around, for fear that your military expenses and rations would be cut off. Now, when he heard that His Majesty was rich, he immediately changed his face.
Several civil servants couldn't help it, and looked viciously in the direction of the two fools, and then sniffed at the ground.
"Of course your Majesty is the son of destiny. You two flatterers should be more said? Bah!"
"Yes! Who said you want to argue with your Niu shamelessly? Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor. All fools know that, and you Niu Jinda should be used to remind him? Bah!"
"Oh, you two are shameless. Your Majesty, look, they dare to spit on me! This is actually spit on Your Majesty. My old Cheng suggested that Your Majesty should cut off these two dog heads immediately, and then two official positions of third-rank can be vacant. Do you think so, Your Majesty?"
Li Shimin was so angry that he watched two pig brains join in the fun, and he lowered his heads and would not plan and would chop and kill them;
"I think it's better to cut the two squids, so that the positions of the two squids can be freed up so that you two powerful people can add them!
It is best to find another corpse of the Pushe and cut it off, and ask Jingde, who is locked in Dali Temple, to be a Pushe. If you three powerful prime ministers are to assist me in handling the government affairs, I believe that you will be famous all over the world! Fame and fortune will last for thousands of years!"
"Ah? That...what... forget it, your majesty, let's spare the lives of these two dog heads, it's better not to cut off any of them. I, Old Cheng, can't do the prime minister's errand, let's forget it!"
"Your Majesty, I'll tell you that Cheng Hanzi said he wanted to kill people. This time, there is no matter about me, Lao Niu. Please tell me clearly! Otherwise, I would really be wronged! My extremely smart head would not say the foolish words of Old Man Cheng!"
"Pooh!"
Cheng Yaojin, who was a little embarrassed by the emperor just now, vomited hard at Niu Jinda;
"The surname is Niu! You are a deserter who fled halfway, so you should chop your dog's head! Bah!"
The civil and military ministers in the hall shook their heads in the face of the three fools in Chang'an. Except for leading troops to fight, these three fools could not listen to any of the words they said at the other time!
All the civil and military ministers took care of their own food and drinks, and no one came to see him. Li Shimin waved his hands with a disgusting expression;
"Oh, okay, okay, you two can say less, okay? Such delicious food and food can't block your mouth?"
"Oh, follow the order."
"It's Your Majesty, come on, fool, I, Old Cheng, lowered my identity and had a drink with you!"
Cheng Yaojinniu Jinda had just sat down and had a drink. A majestic civil servant here couldn't wait to stand up, left his banquet, ran to the middle of the hall, and faced the emperor to pay a visit to the great ceremony that was only available on the day of sacrifice;
"Report to Your Majesty, the expenditure of our Ministry of Works is too great. Your Majesty, you have issued a dead order, so our Ministry of Works has to recruit a large number of craftsmen in the people. The loss of this wage is really amazing. Your Majesty has already spent 70% of the money you gave before. Please give me another 1 million stakes of silver and silk to use. Your Majesty is wise! My Lord is wise!"
As soon as this person finished speaking, another little old man also hurriedly walked out;
"Your Majesty! I report to Your Majesty, my Ministry of Justice has never asked you for money, but this time I have to mention it. I can't take care of all the three provinces and six ministries and departments, and it's not my turn to the Ministry of Justice, your Majesty?
I am not a coward in the Qin Palace, and I am also well-known in the court. Now all the three provinces and six ministries have received different care, but no one in my Ministry of Justice likes me. This...ah... Please, Your Majesty, you are justice for the old minister, Your Majesty is wise!"
To be continued...