Chapter 100 Heavy Tasting Stool Superman
When Martin O'Neal was having a headache, how to shut up the group of damn Besiktas fans below, he heard two more crisp "slap" sounds amid the huge insults.
He was stunned for a moment, and then became furious. In this case, which idiot dared to throw things down?! Aren't he afraid of completely angering the other party?!
But this time O'Neal guessed wrong. He waited for a few seconds. These few seconds were as long as a century for him. He held his breath and waited for greater curses and noise. Now it was just the peace before the storm...
But...huh?
Why did the peace before the storm last for a long time?
Just when he was surprised, the noise finally rang again.
But it is no longer a swearing, but a tragic howling.”…
These howlings were so miserable that Martin O'Neill suspected that someone had thrown a white phosphorus bomb downwards”,…
This howl continued for a while, and then became smaller and smaller.
Martin O'Neal looked at it and found that the ground was in a mess, but there were a lot of people.
The tenth floor was too high, and he couldn't see clearly what was scattered on the ground below. It looked like a pool of water, but what water could dispel these damn fans? Is it concentrated sulfuric acid?
Martin O'Neal was thinking about it, and the police finally arrived late.
However, they seemed to be afraid of the things on the ground and refused to move forward. They just pinched their noses and used a horn to let the fans leave.
If it were normal, the police - Piao Tianwen - the police would not have worked so quickly. But this time, the fans left quickly.
Then the police - Piao Tianwen - inspectors did not come up to ask about the situation, but hurriedly left.
Everything happened so quickly that before Martin O'Neal upstairs could react, the people below had already left.
He was a little puzzled: Why is this? Why did those fans suddenly become so obedient? This is not like the style of Turkish fans."
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Kuyt looked at the empty street below in a daze.
Chen Yingxiong clapped his hands and yawned: "Do it all! You can go to bed now!"
Then he returned to his bed and said to Kuyt, "Good night, Dirk"
Kuyt did not respond to him, but stared blankly below.
His heart was churning like his stomach before. This is so lethal! I will never be hit by the hero's killer weapon! He is so disgusting!
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Although I experienced a small episode when I was sleeping at night, fortunately it was solved quickly and did not make the fans trouble for too long. It may only be twenty minutes in total.
After getting up, Kuyt mentioned this again, because there was something he never figured out, "How did you know that there were fans coming to cause trouble? Those..." Uh, I mean, did you prepare your weapon in advance?"
"How could I have such a clever idea? I have been constipated for several days and have been lying on the bed and rubbing my stomach. I finally felt it, so I went to solve it. As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard a fan calling from below... I had an idea!" Chen Yingxiong snapped his fingers and added a sound effect to his "I idea".
But Kuyt regretted that I shouldn't have mentioned this at this time!
Because he thought of the scenes yesterday again, and said, "...uh, I feel uncomfortable in my stomach.
But Chen Yingxiong also wanted to add fuel to his fire: "Let's go, Dirk. Let's have breakfast!"
Kuyt gave him a middle finger.
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When Chen Yingxiong and Kuyt arrived at the restaurant, many of their teammates were already there. Everyone did not forget to chat while having breakfast. What happened last night was naturally the focus of everyone's discussion.
When Chen Yingxiong went in, he heard Suarez bragging there: ""... If I hadn't thrown a bag of water downward last night, they wouldn't have been so easy to calm down! I'll tell you, in this case, fill the black garbage bag with water, turn off the light and throw it downward, so that no one knows who did it.",. Ah hahaha!"
A group of teammates gave Suarez a thumbs up: "Luis, you are so awesome!"
"You are such a genius, and you can even think of such an idea!"
When Chen Yingxiong heard that Suarez actually robbed his credit, he snorted: "Don't brag, Louis. Don't look at what they reacted after throwing the bag of water yesterday and scolded him even more fiercely! It's up to me! I'll tell you that I also added bath salts specifically, and the smell is guaranteed that they can't even wash them when they go back! Ah hahaha!"
Everyone stared at Chen Yingxiong blankly, but they didn't understand.
Suarez reacted, pointing at Chen Yingxiong and said, "You threw the two bags of things in the back yesterday?"
"Nonsense! Apart from brother, who can come up with such a genius combat strategy? Come on?" Chen Yingxiong raised his head.
After entering the restaurant, Kuyt separated from Chen Yingxiong because he felt that if he continued to stay with this guy, he would probably not be able to eat breakfast any longer...
Chen Yingxiong threw two bags of things down, which caused a series of tragic rants from the people below. Suarez was lying by the window and saw the whole city, but he didn't know what was thrown down, which made Besiktas fans so scared.
He became curious for a moment and wanted to ask clearly: "What are you throwing?"
Kuyt's heart thumped and he stood up suddenly: "No!"
But it's too late...
Almost at the same time, Chen Yingxiong shouted: "Shit and urine, and Dirk's vomit, hahahahahahaha!"
The entire restaurant suddenly fell into a strange silence. Only Chen Yingxiong's laughter, and there was no sound other than that.
Then someone started to retreat - this was not too late to eat.
Then someone covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom. He had already had breakfast.
Suarez stood there with a pale face and his stomach felt very uncomfortable, but he was stronger and he endured it and didn't show it. Not only that, he still had the strength to scold Chen Yingxiong.
"I'll fuck you, hero! Can you stop talking about this while having breakfast?"
"Fu(Is this harmonious?) ck! Do nothing about me! You are asking yourself, I'm just telling the truth. Is honesty a disadvantage?"
"Honestly, your sister! You won't see what occasion this is? Everyone is having breakfast! What do you say about shit and peeing... and vomit... Damn!"
They couldn't stand it when more people rushed out of the restaurant!
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Martin O'Neal and his assistants walked towards the restaurant, planning to have breakfast, but along the way they kept seeing someone rushing out of the inside with his mouth covering his mouth. When they saw him, he didn't even bother to call him.
He was still confused and wanted to ask what was going on. But the next moment he regretted why his curiosity was so heavy."
He walked to the restaurant door, then heard the argument between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez, and his face turned pale in an instant."
Then he turned around and left, not wanting to stay here for a second.
He really wanted to think that he had never heard of it!
He knew the truth last night, but he would rather not know...
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A waiter in the restaurant watched the argument between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez, and both of them pointed at each other's nose and cursed.
Although they spoke very fast and had the accents of their respective countries, he couldn't quite understand them, but he could still understand those swear words.
He hurried out of the restaurant while no one was paying attention, and then found a secluded corner to start making a phone call.
"Hey Okan? Listen to me, I have an information! Yes, it's about the British! Their two main strikers just started arguing in the restaurant. There was a fierce argument! No one else went up to persuade the fight, but left one after another... This is too weird, isn't it? I think if the Liverpool guys are in this state, it would be no problem to beat them at home,... Yes, yes, I promise, I'll see it with my own eyes! Photos? You idiot! How dare I take it? What if they find out? OK, OK, I won't say I'll go back to work...",
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After being tossed by Chen Yingxiong, most players did not eat breakfast because they had no mood or appetite at all. However, Chen Yingxiong was not affected and ate whatever he should eat. The scene of him alone in the huge restaurant seemed very strange, but in the eyes of those who were interested, it became the ironclad evidence that "after the quarrel, Chen Yingxiong had already cut off his teammates, lost his support, and became a lonely man."
Those who didn't eat breakfast only had an appetite until noon, but everyone strongly asked Chen Yingxiong not to talk about what happened last night.
This made Chen Yingxiong a little depressed. That was his glorious deeds. He really wanted to tell the whole world that I used shit, urine and vomit yesterday to repel a group of damn Besiktas fans!
Now, he is outnumbered and can only bury his glorious deeds in his heart, and constantly comfort himself that the real heroes are disdainful to promote themselves!
Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu Gou Frost and Snow is bright; Silver saddle shines on the white horse, swaying like a meteor. Kill one person in ten steps, without leaving a thousand miles; after the matter is done, I will leave, and hide my name and reputation!
A knight!
Great hero!
Please make up for the glorious image of the hero Chen Yingxiong carrying two bags of shit and urine... Uh, no, it was two swords that defeated the glorious image of the Besiktas fans who came to provoke!
Who knows that he is the hero Chen Yingxiong, who is sitting in the restaurant and eating lunch honestly?
Chen Yingxiong was imagining this in his heart..."
I suddenly felt that my image became taller and taller. Doing good deeds without leaving a name, the living Lei Feng of the new era!
When the peace on Earth is threatened, I will always rush into the toilet, transform into a superman, and then come out to fight back against the evil enemies. But no one knows all this. When the sun rises in a new day, I have escaped into darkness and returned to ordinary people.
If anyone could know what Chen Yingxiong was thinking now, they would be afraid that they would vomit again, and then give Chen Yingxiong a nickname Hero If it was Superman, it would also be Superman in the feces and urine mixture to deal with the enemy, it would be a heavy taste..." (To be continued)
Chapter completed!