Chapter 48 Two poor worms (500 Zhang Yue)
Chapter 48 Two Poor Worries (500 monthly tickets are updated!)
ps, I calculated that since we started the event on Monday, there have been 519 ***s. If you come with another thirty-one ***s, you can add it again!
So don't be polite! Use *** hard to hit me!
In addition, thank you for your enthusiastic support today. The number of 131 ***s is nothing to those super gods, but it means 131 warm friendship to me. I thank you!
With you, I have the courage to continue fighting!
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On the way to Melwood, Suarez kept laughing. He couldn't help laughing at first, but later, although he stopped laughing, the smile on his face could not be concealed.
In addition, Chen Yingxiong kept chattering beside him: "You still laugh? You still have the face to smile! Look at the good things you did! How can you do this!"
Suarez was so happy - he finally raised his head and won a game back in front of him! Humph, you snatch my offensive core, and I will pee in your closet! Ah hahaha!
Chen Yingxiong was speechless about the shameless Suarez.
"You're still laughing? You have to pee up even if you urinate..."
"That means I have strong abilities!"
"You're a fucking dream!"
Being scolded by Chen Yingxiong did not affect Suarez's good mood at all. No matter what, he felt that he had won! He probably could only do the whole team by himself if he was peeing in Chen Yingxiong's wardrobe.
The two of them kept fighting in the car and soon arrived at Melwood.
At this time, Suarez realized that they went out to have fun in nightclubs yesterday, but when they came to train today, they were on time and were not late!
After getting up, he was attracted by the fact that he had been peeing. He didn't realize until now that they were not late for training because they were lingering in the nightclub... But if Chen Yingxiong hadn't called him, he would have to sleep alone.
He suddenly stopped laughing.
Is this a coincidence? Or are they always like this?
Not only Chen Yingxiong, he also met Martin Scotter and Adam Johnson in the locker room. Both of them arrived on time and greeted them when they saw them.
However, when he saw the two of them, Suarez threw away his surprise. He decided to tell the two people in front of him. Not only that, he also wanted all his teammates to know that Suarez was peeing in Chen Yingxiong's closet!
He didn't believe that Chen Yingxiong would not be angry!
"Hey, how did you sleep yesterday?"
Scotter asked.
Suarez smiled and said, "Haha! I'll tell you, Martin! There's something very fun..."
Before he could say it, he was interrupted by Chen Yingxiong: "You have the face to say it!" He glared at Suarez, pointed at him and said, "This kid drank too much yesterday, and actually treated my wardrobe as their toilet and peed in my wardrobe!"
The two people on the opposite side were stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly at the same time: "Hahahaha!"
As a result, the conversation between the four people happened to be heard by Kuyt next to him. His gossip pattern quickly opened, he came up and asked with excitement: "What? Louis, you spent the night at the hero's house last night?!"
His voice was a little loud, and other teammates in the locker room heard it.
"No, right? Louis? I remember you were quite afraid of your wife... You dare not stay at night?"
"Oh oh oh! What's there!"
"What's that!" Chen Yingxiong pointed at Suarez and said to everyone, "The point is that this kid has drunk too much and has urinated in my wardrobe!"
"Fuck! Louis, what do you think?"
"Hahaha!"
"You are too fierce, Louis, I'm convinced you!"
Suarez is extroverted and cheerful, and in fact he has a good popularity in the team, so everyone often jokes with him, and now he mocks him with a joking mentality and tone.
"Do it! The situation is not what you think! I drank too much yesterday, and then I thought it was at my house... I don't know anything!!"
"Louis, stop explaining, explanation is to cover up..."
“That’s it, that’s it.”
Suarez's heart was vomiting blood - he never expected that this matter was said by Chen Yingxiong himself. According to his idea, the effect and meaning of this from his mouth were completely different from that of Chen Yingxiong himself. It was considered Chen Yingxiong's embarrassing thing, and Chen Yingxiong's self-talk, but Chen Yingxiong's self-talk turned into his embarrassing thing...
Oh shit!
Why did things turn out like this again?
Suarez felt very depressed. Why did he have to do something with Chen Yingxiong? He obviously wanted to deliberately mess with him, but in the end he became unlucky...
This matter is corrected!
No, I have to fight back!
"Okay, I was in his wardrobe... uh, that's it! But you didn't see the hero's expression at that time. When he found that there was... in his wardrobe..., that expression was so wonderful, hahahaha!" Suarez smiled exaggeratedly.
Sure enough, he successfully asked everyone to laugh at Chen Yingxiong. After all, this is a hero who is unlucky. If anyone had the wardrobe was full of urine smell, no one would feel good.
Kuyt also ran up and sniffed Chen Yingxiong's body exaggeratedly: "I'll smell it..."
Chen Yingxiong pushed him away: "Smell your sister! I don't wear clothes in the closet!"
Seeing her depressed expression, Suarez's heart finally became bright and cheerful - now the two of them are tied again.
But when the training began, he soon found that something was wrong...
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Today, the focus of the smell of urine is on the smell of urine.
No matter who it was, they were hiding from Chen Yingxiong and Suarez with a smile. They hid from Chen Yingxiong because everyone thought he had a smell of urine. Although Chen Yingxiong kept explaining that he had not, he still chased him to explain, but everyone who was chased by him scattered.
Suarez thinks it is normal for everyone to hide from Chen Yingxiong, but why do you still hide from him? This makes no sense!
It was Kuyt who revealed the reason why everyone was hiding from him. He waved his hand to signal Suarez not to approach him, and said with a smile: "Aha, don't come over, Luis! I don't want to be soaked by your pee!"
"Fuck!" Suarez raised his middle finger at him angrily.
As a result, during the pairing training, no one was willing to form a group with them. Even head coach Daglish felt strange. At first, he thought these two people were excluded by his teammates, but Chen Yingxiong and Suarez were both cheerful and optimistic, and liked to joke. How could people with good popularity in the team be excluded? Later, he saw that everyone refused with a smile, and he felt that maybe this was a joke made by his teammates collectively with them?
However, he didn't go into it. Since everyone was unwilling to form a team with them, let them form a team. In addition, the next game is about to begin, and when you go to the hotel, you might as well let them live in a room. The two forward teams can get together to further increase their tacit understanding. Daglish saw the tacit understanding of mutual assistance shown by them in the last game with Manchester United, and he decided to carry it forward...
In this way, Chen Yingxiong and Suarez stood together face to face.
"Damn! It's all good things you did!" Seeing the teammates around him smiling and watching the fun, Chen Yingxiong was not angry. He didn't expect that he would become the target of his teammates cancelled.
Suarez was even more angry - why did I go through the trouble and even mess with him? This is wrong!
"What's up to me?" he retorted.
"If you weren't in my closet..." Chen Yingxiong waved his hand
"You said this yourself!" Suarez gave Chen Yingxiong the blame, completely forgot that he wanted to make this public at the beginning...
"How could I think this group of people are so mean..." Chen Yingxiong spread his hands, speechless and aggrieved.
Suarez covered his face with his hands: In fact, for him, this was also a shooting himself in the foot. He initially planned to use this to tease Chen Yingxiong, and he let out a vent, but he didn't expect that it turned out like this in the end...
At this moment, he heard someone among the onlookers say something: "Louis has such a good relationship with the hero!"
He really seemed to turn around and shout: "My relationship with him is not as good as you think!"
But he sighed and finally said nothing.
Because he had no strength to refute his teammates' words at once.
He felt that since he planned to compete with Chen Yingxiong, the final result of every thing he had done was very bad. He originally thought it should be like this, but he didn't expect the result to be like that...
I'm really fucking failure!
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After training, Daglish announced the eighteenth roster of the post-Dagata home game against Norwich.
Of course, Chen Yingxiong and Suarez were both on the list. This time Adam Johnson did not make it into the roster, and his expression was a little lonely. In fact, he had known for a long time that he would not be on the roster in this game... He and Chen Yingxiong were also a bit of a slap in the game - since they couldn't play anyway, it would be better to just indulge.
Chen Yingxiong also noticed Adam Johnson's lonely expression. He stood beside Johnson, reached out to pat his shoulder, and did not say anything.
He didn't understand why Daglish looked at Adam this way. Johnson was so disliked - the media speculated that Daglish and Nyan had conflicting reports and he didn't read any of them. He rarely went to see what the media said about him now, because he had passed the period of caring about the opinions and opinions of the media.
He is no longer the nameless man who just debuted in St. Petersburg. He is eager to pay attention to him and report on him. He is eager to let the whole world hear his name overnight.
Now, he has entered the situation of "I hope the media will give him more private time"...
He just thought Adam Johnson had a good relationship with him and cooperated with him well in training...
If Adam Johnson can play, he believes that he can score more goals and it will be easier to score.
Maybe the head coach has his own considerations?
Apart from comforting his friends, Chen Yingxiong has nothing to do at the moment.
I just hope Johnson won't leave after only one season...
Chapter completed!