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001 Go to Heaven

Three days ago, Shi Zhongkui thought he had great luck.

On a rainy night in May, I was enjoying the breeze and drinking tea on the balcony of my home.

I put a tablet on my crossed legs to read Journey to the West, and used my mobile phone to play a farm game recommended by a colleague.

Several muffled thunders flashed across the sky in succession. Shi Zhongkui was so frightened that he quickly picked up the tablet and wanted to enter the house.

Unfortunately, after he turned around, two lightning bolts flashed towards him and hit the tablet in his hand.

When Shi Zhongkui was trembling with black smoke all over his body, the flat plate that had turned into coke suddenly glowed brightly. A space-time channel appeared out of thin air and sucked him in. At the same time, the farm game also turned into a ray of light and rushed into his soul.

When I woke up, just when I was glad that I was still alive, I heard a majestic voice in my ear, "Huh? Why is there an ordinary person with no cultivation and no merits in the Shengxian Pond?"

Shi Zhongkui looked up and saw a middle-aged man wearing an ancient official uniform, with seven or eight generals and auxiliary officers in silver armor or green robes looking at him.

Have I traveled through time?

Shi Zhongkui was shocked, but seeing that all these seven or eight people were covered in golden light, they didn't look like ordinary people.

Looking around, Shi Zhongkui was stunned.

There is a mist of fairy mist all around, and in the distance, the golden palace shining with golden light appears from time to time among the mountains.

Could this be a dream, or going to heaven?

Then another voice said, "Master Gongcao, why worry? Just send him to any palace or palace as a warrior and just be on duty."

Shi Zhongkui quickly looked in the direction from which the sound came.

The meritorious master thought for a while and then said, "That's not right. The chief officials of each palace are not third- or fifth-grade immortal officials. If you send someone who doesn't understand anything, you are doing something wrong."

I'll have to wait and see.

It's better to send him to the Bell and Drum Department or the Royal Horse Prison as a horse guard."

Shi Zhongkui felt anxious and wanted to say, 'I don't want to be a eunuch.'

But when he opened his mouth, he found that he could not speak.

He quickly lowered his head and took a look, and was immediately frightened to death.

His body turned out to be translucent, standing in a mist-shrouded pool.

Moreover, countless milky white liquids continued to seep into the body.

"Best regards, my lord."

After flattering the man, he looked at Shi Zhongkui who was looking up at him, and then after thinking about it in Shi Zhongkui's panicked eyes, he said, "Let him raise horses and send them further away. If there is any problem, it won't be me."

Responsibility for waiting.”

Shi Zhongkui's heart sank. Raising horses would never be a good job in any era.

Immediately, a ray of fairy light flew out from Gong Cao's hand, suspended above his head, and then the golden light turned into a golden lock and locked him.

Just as he was about to struggle, a pain that penetrated into his soul came, and Shi Zhongkui was unable to move even if he wanted to.

"Relax your mind. The more you resist, the more powerful the demon-detecting mirror will be."

Shi Zhongkui, who was in so much pain that he couldn't even scream out, couldn't help but endure the pain and forced himself to calm down.

Unexpectedly, it was just as the Gong Cao said, as long as you don't get defensive, the chain formed by the golden light will become looser.

After a while, Gong Cao smiled and said, "Yes, he is indeed just a mortal."

It is certain that Shi Zhongkui is not the reincarnation of the devil, a chess piece set up by the big demon, nor is he a treacherous and evil person.

Everyone didn't care about why he could go to heaven. With a wave of Gong Cao's hand, Shi Zhongkui discovered that the treasure on his head called the Demon Appraisal Mirror turned into golden light and appeared in Gong Cao's hand.

"Chen Dianbu, please report it first."

"Yes, sir."

Shi Zhongkui didn't have to wait long when a bright golden light seemed to fly from the sky and locked him again.

In Shi Zhongkui's surprised eyes, the story of how he was struck by lightning and was able to ascend was played like a movie in the air.

Gong Cao and others were even more relieved.

Immediately, a thought came into Shi Zhongkui's mind.

Immediately I understood something.

Although there are many immortal families in heaven, and the number of heavenly soldiers and generals is calculated as one hundred thousand, but for the chores in the thirty-third heaven, how can these gods who are successful in cultivating immortals and have been awarded the title of immortals go by themselves?

deal with.

Therefore, every year, some mortals in the heavens, the worlds, or the underworld are guided to heaven to serve as minor officials or powerful men.

If you do your job well, your boss will reward you with some exercises.

Heaven is also the realm with the most abundant immortal energy among all realms. Once you succeed in cultivation, you can live for hundreds of years.

But after countless years, many powerful men and petty officials still go to the underworld to be reincarnated every year when their life span is up, and most of them are reincarnated into the homes of good people.

In this way, the small officials, powerful men and low-status fairies who were originally mortals in heaven not only work seriously, but also have very few resentments in their hearts.

To put it bluntly, when 99% of mortals are in the world, they are still running around and working hard for survival every day.

Therefore, no matter how low my status in heaven is, it is still better than in the mortal world, let alone being able to practice.

Even if you fail in cultivation and become an immortal, you can still be reincarnated with hard work, but you can still get blessings for several lives.

There are even many people who have no hope of cultivating immortality and whose life span has expired, and they are eager to be reincarnated.

Because since he is an old employee, when heaven goes to the underworld to select people, as long as the person has some merit in the mortal world, there is a high probability that he will be selected to heaven again.

And after reincarnation, you might be able to become an immortal when you cultivate again.

Doesn't this mean that if you are tired from working overtime all year round, you occasionally go on a paid trip, and then go back to work after having fun, you will have a greater chance of getting promoted.

Just as he understood it, a bright yellow fairy list suddenly appeared, and the golden light shone on Shi Zhongkui again.

Shi Zhongkui suddenly understood again that he was officially accepted by Heaven as a low-ranking official with no rank.

Moreover, Heavenly Court is not worried about people like him who don't even know how to practice.

According to past examples, most of the people who ascended from the mortal world were taken away by the masters of the sect. The remaining ones who did not follow suit and had no merit will soon be rewarded by heaven, that is, those who work hard and are attracted by wages.

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After all, if you live forever, you can't refuse it as an individual.

When I thought about being struck by lightning, I was confused and frightened for a moment, and then I sighed in my heart.

I have no choice at all. My body has been recast in the Shengxian Pond. Do I still dare to say "I want to go back"?

And although life on earth is indeed stable, is the intrigue in the workplace much worse than in heaven?

It's nothing more than a change of environment.

The most important thing now is to live steadily.

Shi Zhongkui, who understood this, quickly stood up and gave a non-standard hand-over salute to Gong Cao and others.

"Thank you all, my lords. My surname is Shi and my given name is Zhongkui."

Don't be surprised if you are polite to many people. Not only can you leave a good impression, but at least you can't be disliked by others.
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