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Chapter 367(1/3)

In front of the demon king's cave.

The little demons beat drums and drums, it was so lively!

Chu Xiaoye turned into a little monster named Goudan, followed behind several monster guests, smiling, like a waiter to welcome guests.

Monsters gathered nearby.

Some are lonely, some are with their families, and some are with their servants.

No one doubted him.

When he was about to sneak in with the guests, a long-nosed monster suddenly came over next to him, grabbed his neck and asked loudly: "Little guy, where is the cottage? Take me over!"

Chu Xiaoye was secretly yelling about unluckyness in his heart, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Sir, I'm really sorry, there are too many customers today, and the cottage has been crushed. Why not go to the remote place there, find a corner without a man, and solve it on the spot. Isn't it beautiful to squat while squatting on the pit and enjoy the scenery?"

The long-nosed monster suddenly laughed and said, "You little guy, you can speak with your mouth. Forget it, I'll just let it go. Your king is also stingy. With such a big cave, I don't know how to build a few more thatched cottages."

Chu Xiaoye quickly apologized and said, "Yes, yes, the younger ones will definitely report the adult's request to the king."

The long-nosed monster pulled his clothes and said, "Let's go, help me get the wind, and you will leave after I'm finished pulling it."

Chu Xiaoye cursed in his heart, but he had no choice but to follow him and walk towards the forest behind him.

Although the long-nosed monster has short legs, it is walking as fast as it is. I don’t know if it is because it has been held back or is a very popular person.

When he arrived at no one, he found a remote corner, took off his pants and squatted down.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly walked away a few steps.

The long-nosed monster shouted loudly: "Little guy, please keep your eyes open and look good. If someone comes to peek at me and shit, I won't spare you!"

Chu Xiaoye twitched his lips and hurriedly covered his nose and said, "Don't worry, sir, I will help you with the wind."

At this moment, two women suddenly heard the small path next to them.

The long-nosed monster's face suddenly changed and he said anxiously: "Hurry! Stop them! I am a male god who is famous in the entire monster circle. I must not let those girls know that I want to shit too!"

Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt amused and cried, feeling that this guy looked like someone in the entertainment industry.

He quickly jogged over and saw two tall girls wearing spotted flower skirts walking over the path.

The two look similar, they should be a pair of sisters.

However, they all had two deer antlers on their foreheads, which looked like deer demons.

When the two girls were playing, they saw him blocking the front and immediately restrained their smiles and became serious, like a lady from a wealthy family, even slowing down their pace.

Chu Xiaoye was amused and hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, "Two ladies, are you here to attend the wedding banquet of my king?"

The two girls stopped, lowered their heads slightly, and said shyly: "Yes, my father has something to do today and cannot come, so we two sisters were sent."

When Chu Xiaoye was about to lead the two of them to another path, the girl on the right suddenly whispered to the girl on the left: "Sister, I want to shit..."

The girl on the left changed her face, she quickly glared at her and whispered: "Speak civilly, don't let others laugh at us for not having a tutor!"

The girl on the right blushed and said, "Sister, I want to vomit down."

Chu Xiaoye: “…”

The girl on the left pointed to the corner over there and said angrily: "Go, I'll wait for you!"

The girl on the right was about to run over with her skirt, but Chu Xiaoye quickly stopped her and said, "This lady, you can't urinate or defecate anywhere!"

The long-nosed monster was squatting there, so she couldn't let her go!

Sister Lu immediately said anxiously: "I'm very anxious! You can do it for a convenience!"

Chu Xiaoye gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go, I'll take the food to another place, which is relatively remote and no one will pass by."

Sister Lu immediately covered her stomach and stamped her feet and said, "No, no! My stomach hurts so much that I can't stand it. I'm about to pull it... I'm going to spit it in my pants!"

6 The sister raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Speak more civilized!"

Sister Lu cried and said, "Sister, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to come out..."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "pop" sound from behind, and he farted loudly, and he directly rushed the skirt behind her to fly high!

And her whole body suddenly hit Chu Xiaoye's arms like a rocket, and flew forward with Chu Xiaoye!

After flying dozens of meters away, the two of them fell to the ground together.

Chu Xiaoye just got up, but saw her almost squatting on the ground, and she didn't take off her pants, so she pulled her up.

Sister Lu was shocked and sighed: "It's over! The reputation of my Sika Deer family has been ruined by one's lifetime!"

Chu Xiaoye stepped out with a "swoosh". After running a long distance, he stopped, with a look of shock and lingering fear!

This monster is indeed extraordinary!

Are you here to attend the wedding banquet today or to compete to shit?

Chu Xiaoye didn't dare to stay for more, so he turned around and ran towards the Demon King Cave.

As soon as he arrived in front of the cave, a monster with a red head whipped him with a "slap" and said angrily: "Dog! Haven't you patrol the mountain? Why did you leave your post without permission and run back alone?"

Chu Xiaoye covered his hot back, looked at him, and said, "A guest grabbed the young man and insisted on the young man leading the way, so the young man came back."

The red monster shouted with a cold face: "What about the guest? You dare to talk nonsense, I'll skin you!"

Chu Xiaoye's eyes flashed, pointed to the other side, and said, "The guest met a pair of beautiful sisters deer, who were playing and shitting."

As soon as these words were said, the Red Monster was stunned and said, "Take a shit in the game? Sister Deer?"

Then his eyes lit up and he said happily: "Is it the pretty daughter of Old Monster Lu? The king misses the two sisters very much. In addition to liking shit anytime and anywhere, those sisters are charming, have a very good figure and are very attractive."

Seeing his eyes flashing with coveting gazes, Chu Xiaoye hurriedly said, "Those sisters are taking off their skirts, squatting over there, competing with another long-nosed guest to shit. The sisters said that as long as the long-nosed guest pulls more than the two of them and longer than the two of them, the two sisters will sleep with the long-nosed guest for one night."

"really?"

When the red monster heard this, his eyes suddenly shone, surprised and happy, with a vulgar expression on his face.

Chu Xiaoye nodded.

The red monster smiled and grabbed his clothes, saying, "Let's go and see! Speaking of shit, this Black Wind Mountain is not much longer than I can pull! Every time I pull the shit, I keep continuous, long and black, and can circle the entire Black Wind Mountain!"

Chu Xiaoye had a collapsed expression on his face.

The monster here is so perverted!

"ah!"

As soon as I got closer, the screams of the long-nosed monster came.

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

The long-nosed monster cried while squatting on the ground, holding his head, his butt was still exposed, and his pants were not too late to wear.

And the pair of Xiaolu sisters were angry, full of shame and anger, punching and kicking him!

Seeing this scene, the red monster suddenly had a confused expression on his face.

He turned his head and looked at Chu Xiaoye and said, "Do you little bastard! Didn't you say that they were playing shit? Why did they start fighting?"

Chu Xiaoye quickly whispered: "It's obvious that the long-nosed guest was found fake. Sir, at this time, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's your turn to take off your pants! You just need to rush over, take off your pants immediately, squat in front of the sisters, and pull out a long, mighty and domineering shit. The two sisters will turn anger into joy, admire you and admire you, and maybe they will immediately agree to you!"

"really?"

When the red monster heard this, he was overjoyed and had an excited expression on his face.

Chu Xiaoye cursed "Idiot" inwardly and said with a smile: "The opportunity is rare and fleeting! Sir, if you don't dare to go, then let the younger one go!"

"Bang!"

The red monster whipped his back with a whip and said angrily: "You little bastard, after eating the courage of the ambition, you actually want to steal my limelight? With your little body, you still want to shit? If you can pull a pound out, I will eat it all!"

“…”

Chu Xiaoye covered his back and cursed in his heart, and he was so hatred and pity towards the idiot.

No wonder monsters are not as prosperous as humans. It turns out that most of them are idiots!

After a few words, he was thrown away.

The red monster didn't dare to delay any more, and immediately threw away the whip and ran down excitedly. While running, he took off his pants and shouted boldly: "Two ladies! I'm here! Don't be angry, look at me! I'm so shit, I'm sure you'll be satisfied!"

After saying that, he started to squirt with a "poof" sound from behind his butt!

Run and squirt!

When I ran to the two pairs of deer sisters, there was a long tail behind me!

The pair of sisters Lu stared at each other and were speechless, not sure!

The red monster thought that the pretty sisters were shocked and admired his mighty and domineeringness. He laughed and squatted in front of the two of them. While pulling, he shouted with smugness: "Two ladies! Please open your eyes and take a good look! I, the Red Bull, are the strongest shit person in Black Wind Mountain!"

"Bang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sister Lu punched him hard in the eye!

"Disgusting! Hooligan! Crazy!"

The two sisters were shocked and angry and punched and kicked him!

At this time, the long-nosed monster finally found a chance, wiped his butt and put on his pants, and stood up.
To be continued...
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