"Master, you're going to pee, take off your pants."

A sweet and crisp sound suddenly sounded in Chu Xiaoye's ears.

He looked left and right, front and back, but he didn't see anyone talking to him, and his face suddenly became extremely strange.

Did you feel the hearing?

"Master, your pee is coming out soon, please take off your pants and squat down!"

At this moment, the tender voice came from my ears again.

Chu Xiaoye shook his body and suddenly raised his left hand to look at it. A mini little man appeared in the palm of his palm, a cute little loli with transparent wings!

The little loli blinked her big dark eyes and urged, "Master, don't look at it. If you don't pee, your urine will be sprayed out of your mouth."

Chu Xiaoye looked shocked, but did not dare to hesitate, and hurriedly ran into the dormitory building next to him and got into the public toilet.

It's time to say it, it's time to go!

As soon as he took out the thing, his urine rushed out like the Yellow River broke through the dam.

After more than twenty minutes, when his legs were standing weak and almost crazy, he finally finished peeing.

He looked shocked!

The amount of urine is too terrifying!

A little loli's fussy voice came from her palm: "It turns out that the master was standing urinating, and she didn't have to take off her pants! Xiao Xun's senior master, the senior master, all took off his pants and pee. It seems that this master is the most powerful one."

Chu Xiaoye froze in the same place, stunned for a while, before spreading his palms and looking at the little loli inside, he said, "Your name is Xiaoxun? Why is it hidden in my body? Why do you call me master? What are you... what kind of thing?"

The little loli said: "Xiao Xun is not a thing, Xiao Xun is an elf born in the Spirit of Water. The master's blood has merged with the Spirit of Water, and the Spirit of Water has already recognized the master as the master. So in the future, the master will be Xiao Xun's master. The master will pee while standing, it must be very powerful, right?"

"The Spirit of Water?"

Chu Xiaoye looked confused and said, "It turns out that the word "water in oracle bone inscription" is the spirit of water. No wonder he just touched it last night and his body changed."

The little loli explained: "With the Spirit of Water, the master can control all the water in the world in the future. As long as it contains water, including air, food, animals, and even people, as long as the master's cultivation is strong enough, he can control them. It's so awesome."

Chu Xiaoye's heart moved and said, "How to control it?"

Little Loli said: "Water control is the lowest level and most basic water skill. The master must first start with water control. Then use water to increase his cultivation and continue to practice other skills."

Chu Xiaoye said: "How to learn?"

Little Loli said: "Xiao Xun teaches you. Xiao Xun remembers that all the skills are not practiced, and he only knows the lowest level of water control. However, as long as the master learns it, protecting the spirit of the water will not be destroyed, Xiao Xun will be safe."

Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt hot and said, "How many years will it take to practice water control? Can I learn it while I was in college?"

The little loli thought for a while and said, "With Xiao Xun's guidance, coupled with the fusion of the master and the water spirit, it will take as soon as possible to have an incense stick of time."

"What? One...one stick of incense?"

Chu Xiaoye widened his eyes, his chin was almost falling off in shock.

Isn’t it difficult to practice peerless martial arts? How come this water control technique can be learned in a short time? Is it too garbage?

Little Loli said: "Learning is learning, but if you want to use it proficiently, it will take a long time to practice. Master, can we go out? This thatched cottage is so smelly."

Just at this moment, a few boys came in to use the bathroom together.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly held his palm tightly and walked out.

The little loli's voice sounded in his heart, saying, "Master, you only need to communicate with me in the future and don't have to talk. Xiao Xun was very curious, why did the master pee standing and peeing? Can't he pee on his pants?"

Chu Xiaoye was sweating violently, thought for a while, and said, "Your senior master, and your senior master, should be both women, right?"

The little loli thought for a while and suddenly said, "Yes, they have bulging breasts, master, you don't. It turns out that they are women."

Chu Xiaoye muttered in his heart: This little guy is either stupid or has water in his head. Since she is an elf born from the Spirit of Water, she must be full of water in her body. If water in her head is in, it is natural."

The little loli said angrily: "If the master says bad things about Xiao Xun again, Xiao Xun will ignore the master."

Chu Xiaoye was shocked. As expected, she could understand everything she thought.

"The master has not learned water control yet, so he often can't help but urinate, urinate regardless of the occasion, suddenly urinate, and even when he eats, sleeps and talks to people, urine will spurt out of his mouth and nose."

“…”

"If the master wants to learn water control as soon as possible, he must apologize to Xiaoxun and a solemnly apologize!"

Chu Xiaoye was so amused that he could only say in his heart: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have said bad things about Xiao Xun. I solemnly apologized to Xiao Xun."

The little loli said, "Okay, Xiaoxun forgives you. Listen, Xiaoxun wants to teach you the water control technique."

At this moment, a girl wearing a short skirt and heavy makeup suddenly ran over the path next to her.

When the girl saw Chu Xiaoye, she immediately ran over angrily and cursed: "Chu Xiaoye, you country bumpkin! Who asked you to turn off your phone last night? I asked you to help me answer today, didn't you hear it? You made me not sleepless this morning. Did you do it on purpose?"

Chu Xiaoye looked at her in amazement, and suddenly felt that she was blind at the beginning, so she fell in love with her. How could a person be so shameless? This is really amazing!

Chen Ruodan's angry curses immediately attracted the attention of many students on the way.

It's time to go to class now, and there are a lot of students on the way. When I heard someone scolding me, I stopped in groups of three or two and looked over.

"Chu Xiaoye! I'm talking to you. Your ears are deaf and your mouth is mute, right?"

Chen Ruodan rushed to Chu Xiaoye and said in a fierce manner.

Chu Xiaoye's eyes turned cold and he said with a funny look: "Chen Ruodan, you didn't sleep well with your man, why did you blame me for being so angry? You are so angry that it was not because of the one named Yang Wei last night, and you didn't serve you well, right?"

"You...you bastard!"

Chen Ruodan felt the mocking eyes around him, and suddenly became furious, pointing at his nose and said angrily: "Chu Xiaoye, you still dare to be stubborn, right? Tell you, today Yang Wei said that he would definitely beat you to the ground, which is even more miserable than a dead dog! Wait for me!"

As soon as she finished speaking, her body suddenly shook, and her lower body snorted, and a stream of liquid shot out from her short skirt, flowing down her thighs.

"oops!"

Chu Xiaoye suddenly jumped up and pointed at her under her and shouted: "Chen Ruodan, how can you pee here? You are still standing and peeing! You speak and pee while talking. This is a public place, everyone is watching you! You...you...have you been incontinent after a battle last night? Hahahaha..."

The students who saw this scene around them had a stunned expression on their faces at first, and when they heard his last words, they all laughed loudly.

Chen Ruodan's mind buzzed, and it was instantly blank!

She stood stiffly in place, her legs under her short skirt were shaking, and there was still urine flowing non-stop, like a tap water pipe, and she couldn't stop at all!

"Click!Click!"

Some people took photos, some people recorded videos, and some people ran behind her quickly, laughing and filming fighting sounds.

Needless to say, starting today, she will become a hit in the entire school and even the small video industry!

That's right, it was a "cannon" that became popular!
Chapter completed!