Chapter 245 Diu Diu's Marriage Certificate
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It's still so powerful!
Chu Xiaoye said guiltily: "I threw it away, I've been throwing it away long ago."
Xu Chai opened her big dark eyes and stared at him for a while. Fang Xiao said, "Oh, is that right? Just throw it away. Anyway, I stole my roommate. It is said that she doesn't take a shower once a month."
“…”
Chu Xiaoye opened his mouth and was speechless.
"whee."
Xu Chai smiled, approached him, patted his shoulder, and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, she is actually quite clean, she is black and fat, with a lot of hair, a bit like a man, her arms are thicker than my two thighs. She often walks around the dormitory naked, wearing that pair of pants."
"vomit--"
Chu Xiaoye suddenly wanted to vomit, looking very painful.
That picture is really eye-catching!
Xu Chai's eyes turned, and suddenly said "Oh" again, saying, "I almost forgot that she seems to have gynecological diseases! I heard that it will be contagious."
"Damn!"
Chu Xiaoye could no longer bear this kind of fright, so he turned around and prepared to go back and throw away the trousers!
Unexpectedly, Xu Chai grabbed his ear, pulled him back, and said with a smile: "What are you doing? Didn't you throw it away?"
Chu Xiaoye turned around and said with a sad face: "Sister, can you not cheat people so much? It will be disgusting. Do you know? Vomit-"
Xu Chai narrowed her eyes and said, "Don't call me sister!"
Chu Xiaoye resisted the urge to vomit and said, "Sister Chai, let me go back first, I have to burn that monster!"
Xu Chai chuckled and let him go. A complicated emotion appeared in his shiny eyes, and he whispered: "Don't burn it, keep it. I'll wear it once, and I'll wear it for you."
Chu Xiaoye was stunned and said, "Your?"
Xu Chai nodded, stared at him with his eyes and looked deep for a few more times, then raised the Coke in his hand, and suddenly asked, "Chu Xiaoye, do you know who I am?"
Chu Xiaoye said: "Xu Chai."
The girl's eyes darkened, and she slowly lowered her head. Just as she was about to speak, she heard him say, "Diudiu! Diudiu, who loves to drink Coke!"
She raised her head suddenly and looked at him.
Chu Xiaoye snatched the coke from her hand, raised her head and took a sip, looking at her and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier? You said you were my childhood sweetheart playmate, so I wouldn't be too lazy to buy you Coke."
The girl stared at him in a daze.
After a while, she whispered: "I told you earlier, will you remember me?"
Chu Xiaoye shook his head and said innocently: "Forgot."
The girl smiled bitterly, with a hint of sadness in her eyes, and said, "Yes, I forgot. So, whether I say or not, it is the same. It's all the first time I meet, aren't it?"
Of course she still had a little fantasy.
Hopefully, he will suddenly remember at that time.
She thought that with their relationship, he would definitely remember as long as she appeared in front of him.
Unfortunately, she was disappointed.
Chu Xiaoye didn't want to worry about the past anymore and said, "Didn't you transfer to school?"
The girl looked at him sadly and asked irresponsibly: "My name is Ye Diudiu. Chu Xiaoye, have you seen it? Our names are very compatible?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment and said, "Chu Xiaoye, Ye Diudiu? Girl, are you mocking brother?"
The girl smiled and punched him gently in the chest, but her eyes were filled with sadness, saying, "It was Chu Xiaoye who originally slept with dim every night. But now it has become, Ye Dim, dim Ye. Brother Xiaoye, do you understand?"
She suddenly approached him, looked up at him with a pure and sad little face.
Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt a little suffocated, and took a step back unconsciously and said, "Dudiu, I still have to go to class. Otherwise, when school is over at noon, I will take you to dinner?"
When the girl saw him retreating, she saw him becoming polite and unfamiliar. When she saw that he had become so strange when she looked at her, her heart suddenly felt a tingling pain.
She bit her lip and looked at him with aggrieved look, her eyes filled with shiny tears.
Seeing that she was about to cry, Chu Xiaoye quickly handed her the coke in her hand and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, drink Coke. Otherwise, let's leave a phone number and contact after school?"
She didn't speak, just holding tears in her eyes, looking at him with grievance and sadness.
Chu Xiaoye took out his cell phone, looked at the time, grabbed her arm, and said, "Let's go, go to class together."
"don't want!"
She suddenly broke away from him, looked at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Chu Xiaoye, do you know what I am here to do today?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned and said, "You said."
She suddenly took out a wrinkled notebook from her pocket and cried, "I'm here to break the engagement!"
Chu Xiaoye: “…”
Why did my brother suddenly have the urge to shout "Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi" when he heard this sentence?
The girl unfolded the paper, held it in front of him, and sobbed, "Look clearly! It was written for me when you were a child! The handprints on it should have been pressed with your blood. But you were afraid of the pain and dared not bite your own fingers, so you suddenly attacked me, bit my fingers, and used your fingers to dip my blood. The handprints you pressed! If you don't believe it, you can go for a blood test and fingerprint test!"
“…”
Chu Xiaoye had a dull expression on his face, staring at the wrinkled notebook paper, and looking at the crooked and childish fonts on it, his cheeks were hot and his face was full of shame.
The two big words "wedding letter" are written on it.
Then wrote:
"God is above. I, Chu Xiaoye, are willing to swear with my Ultraman and the seven gourd babies. When I grow up, I will marry Diudiu, let her sleep with me and give birth to a baby. If there is any contradiction, I will never see my Ultraman and the gourd baby. I will make Ding Ding blocked when I pee, and my butt is sewn when I poop, and it will become a big stinky smell. I will always be disliked and lonely forever! I can only solve it with my own hands for the rest of my life!"
"Proposal: Chu Xiaoye. Proposal: Diudiu."
Below is a bright red handprint.
Chu Xiaoye was stunned.
After a while of amazement, he wondered: "I was able to write so many words when I was a child? Isn't even a single word wrong?"
The girl wiped her tears and said, "You were very awesome when you were a child. You were the first in the class in every exam."
Chu Xiaoye said suspiciously: "But Xiaoya and grandma told me that every time I took the exam, I was the last in the class."
The girl sobbed and said, "Yes, it's the last in the class. It's because you specialize in writing love letters every day, so your grades are the last. But the love letters you write are the first in the entire correction."
Chu Xiaoye: “…”
"But, I was so young at that time, how could I know about the wedding book? Also, at that time, I didn't even know Ding Ding's basic skills, so how could I know to solve it with my own hands? Diudiu, I think this wedding book..."
The girl grabbed his collar and cried, "Do you suspect I lied to you? Do you suspect this marriage letter is fake?"
Chu Xiaoye quickly waved his hand and said, "Diudiu, don't be impulsive, I just think that this wedding book doesn't look like me..."
"Let's go! Let's go for testing!"
The girl's tears were even more. She cried and pulled him out of the school, and said with grievance and sadness: "It was clearly written by you myself, it was clearly the handprints you pressed with your own hands. You were precocious, and when you were a child, Ding Ding could straighten up... You... You don't admit it now! Woo... Let's go for the test..."
Chu Xiaoye suddenly looked speechless, so he had to hold her back and smiled bitterly: "Okay okay, I admit that it was written by me, but it was not enough if I wrote it."
"It was you who wrote it!"
The girl said in tears.
Chu Xiaoye sighed, nodded, and said helplessly: "Okay, just break the engagement if you break the engagement, I agree. Give me the wedding letter, I will tear it off."
Why does it feel like a child playing house?
Unexpectedly, the girl took back the wedding book, folded it, and put it in her pocket.
"Since I admit it, I am sixteen years old now. When will you fulfill your promise and propose marriage to my brother?"
The girl suddenly changed her attitude just now, with tears on her face, but her smile was as bright as a flower.
“…”
Chu Xiaoye opened his mouth with a confused expression on his face.
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Chapter completed!