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Chapter 13 Daughter-in-law

"Xiao Xun, can you get bigger?"

"But, master, Xiao Xun's breasts are so small."

"You still have breasts and chests? Why didn't I see it? I mean, can you make your body bigger?"

"No, Xiao Xun is that big."

Chu Xiaoye sighed and said, "Okay, it's really boring to practice perspective on you."

With a little bit of small body and a flat chest, even if you transform and change your clothes, you won’t be impulsive.

"Will the master still learn it?"

The little loli said angrily.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly sat upright and said, "Study, of course."

At noon, Chu Xiaoye was finally able to see the essence through the phenomenon and the body through the clothes.

However, it's really boring.

The little black cat yawned, jumped down the window, then pushed open the back door, and "meowed" at Chu Xiaoye.

That arrogant expression seemed to be saying, Xiaoyezi, it's time to prepare meals for me.

Chu Xiaoye glanced at it, picked up the pillow on the bed, and scolded: "Die cat! You dare to come in! Go out!"

The little black cat looked disdainful, turned around, raised its tail, and its butt was squirming, as if provoking: Come on, throw it away, believe me or not, I shit on your pillow?

For some reason, Chu Xiaoye seemed to understand its thoughts. He was stunned for a moment, and said tentatively again: "Little cat, are you a male or a female?"

The little black cat turned around and squatted on the ground. His front legs were wrapped around his chest, tilted his chin, and looked at him proudly, as if he was saying: I am naturally a mother!

Chu Xiaoye looked shocked!

He could actually understand the voice in the heart of this little black cat, and, this little black cat could actually make human movements and expressions. Could it be that he has become a spirit?

"I'm hungry and I want to have a meal!"

The little black cat hugged his arms and was domineering and authentic.

Chu Xiaoye said: "I'm going to shit now, fresh shit, do you want to eat it?"

Humph, even if you become a spirit, you still want to be the king in my territory?

The little black cat suddenly became furious, his eyes wide open, and he screamed "meow", indicating that he was very angry, and jumped onto the bed, squinted his eyes, and looked at him.

Chu Xiaoye was not at all guilty, raised his fist and threatened: "Die Cat, have you ever seen a fist that is big as a sandbag?"

"Bang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow flashed in front of him. The little black cat jumped up like lightning. He clenched his left claw and punched him in the nose, instantly causing bleeding from his nose, and his eyes were filled with stars!

After he realized, the little black cat had already jumped out of the back door, jumped down from the balcony, and made a proud and mocking "meow meow" sound from his mouth.

"Damn it! Dead cat, wait for me!"

Chu Xiaoye covered his nose and said viciously.

A sudden feeling of hunger came from my stomach. I ate a bun in the morning, so it naturally couldn't last long.

He got out of bed and wiped his nose, packed up his things, washed his face, and prepared to go out for dinner.

Before going out, he closed all the doors and windows to prevent the little cat from slipping in again.

After he went downstairs, the little black cat jumped onto the balcony again, then jumped onto the windowsill, and the claws inside slapped it gently on the glass, and the snaps inside actually opened with a "splash".

"Hmph, it's a fool to lock this cat outside!"

The little black cat jumped onto the desk, pulled some toilet paper with his mouth, rubbed the four cat claws on it, and then jumped onto the bed, pillowing on the pillow like a human, lay down comfortably, and closed the cat's eyes lazily.

Chu Xiaoye came to Fallen Street and ordered a fast food. When he was about to pack it and take it away, the girl named Xu Chai appeared behind him again, patted his shoulder and said, "Classmate, pay me a coke!"

Chu Xiaoye saw the person clearly and was furious and said, "Classmate, pay me for my clothes!"

Xu Chai narrowed her dark eyes and said, "Okay, you can compensate me for Coke first, and I will compensate you for your clothes."

Chu Xiaoye rolled her eyes, naturally she would not believe her. She took the fast food and turned around and prepared to leave.

Xu Chai grabbed his arm and said with confidence: "Classmate, if you don't compensate me for Coke, don't want to leave!"

Chu Xiaoye said angrily: "Let go! I'll count three times. If you don't let go, I will..."

"You're just trying to blow me up, right?"

Xu Chai snorted coldly with a look of course: "I knew that you had been ill-behaved with me for a long time. Every time you see me, you will swallow your saliva. Don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts!"

The students passing by all stopped and looked at the two of them in shock.

Chu Xiaoye's face suddenly turned red and said angrily: "I'm hungry and I'm buying food. Seeing so much food, I will naturally swallow my saliva. It has something to do with you! Can you stop being so narcissistic?"

Xu Chai was about to fight back when a tall boy holding a basketball suddenly came out next to him and said, "Xiao Chai, what's going on?"

Xu Chai rolled his eyes and immediately said, "Zhang Shuai, this guy has bad intentions to me and has bad intentions. He deliberately took away my Coke. If you want my contact information, you can beat me up!"

Zhang Shuai liked her, and everyone in the class knew that at this time, he happened to use him to scare this boy who didn't buy her Coke.

She is so cute. As soon as she opens her mouth, which boy in the school is excited and immediately runs to buy her Coke? Even the poorest boy will not say anything.

And this kid couldn't see her cuteness, and he kept rejecting her, and even dared to rape her. It was really hateful!

"Zhang Shuai, beat him up!"

Xu Chai encouraged him.

Zhang Shuai handed the basketball in his hand to a boy behind him, looked at Chu Xiaoye coldly, and said with contempt: "Boy, which college are you from? Do you know that Xiaochai is the department of our Academy of Fine Arts? Even if you are like this, you dare to be ill-telled to Xiaochai? Are you looking for death?"

The boys and girls around stopped to watch.

Even the vendors on both sides of the street poked their heads out and prepared to watch the fun.

Xu Chai looked gloating, and stretched out her finger and poked Chu Xiaoye's chest, and said proudly: "Are you scared? If you are afraid, buy Coke for me, immediately! Immediately!"

Chu Xiaoye grabbed her slender fingers and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble."

"ah?"

As soon as these words were said, everyone onlookers had a look of surprise. What was this couple?

Xu Chai also looked dull and stared at Chu Xiaoye in a daze. Even if he had held his finger, he forgot to pull it back.

However, Zhang Shuai was furious, clenched his fists with one hand and pointed at Chu Xiaoye with the other hand and said angrily: "Boy, you dare to talk nonsense! When did Xiaochai become your girlfriend? Are you fucking farts? Believe it or not, I will kill you?"

Chu Xiaoye held Xu Chai's finger, lowered her head with a smile on her face, kissed her fingertips, and said, "Last night, just last night, she became my girlfriend. We couples are joking and having conflicts, and they care about your affairs? Are you my son or my grandson?"

As soon as these words came, a burst of laughter suddenly came from all around.

Zhang Shuai's face suddenly turned red and could no longer bear it. He roared suddenly and punched him in the face.

"Bang!"

Chu Xiaoye did not avoid it and punched him!

The two fists collided violently!

Zhang Shuai suddenly screamed "ah" and jumped up from the spot, his face twisted in pain, and he screamed in screaming.

Xu Chai finally woke up in shock, hurriedly pulled his finger out of Chu Xiaoye's palm, and said shamelessly: "You stinky hooligan! Who is your wife?"

Everyone around him looked silent and said: Could it be that this kid is wishful thinking or is it really nonsense?

Chu Xiaoye smiled and said, "Don't be angry, my wife is all family, why bother? When you were in the hotel last night, you were not like this. You were so gentle at that time."

"You...you...you fart!"

As soon as these words were said, Xu Chai's lungs burst into anger, his little face turned red, his bulging chest was undulating violently, and he bit his white teeth, like a small beast that was about to pounce on him and bite people in anger.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly said, "Wife, are you amnesia? This morning, I personally wear clothes for you. Your underwear is pink, your underwear is white, and there is a cartoon bear on it."

As soon as these words came out, Xu Chai, who was about to pounce on him and bite him, suddenly shook his body, widened his eyes and looked at him in disbelief.

"By the way, my wife, there is a little butterfly birthmark on your butt."

Chu Xiaoye added with a smile, his eyes full of mockery.

Xu Chai staggered suddenly, took a few steps back, almost falling down, her eyes widened as if she had seen a ghost, looking at him in horror.

Seeing her reaction, everyone naturally understood that this was true.

"Tsk, I've had a long time, I'm really a couple."

"boring."

Everyone muttered and dispersed.

Zhang Shuai, who covered his fists and was sweating profusely, clearly felt the ridiculous and contemptuous look that everyone looked at him before leaving.

He actually became a mistress who wanted to take away his love!

When the couple quarreled and had a small conflict, he shamelessly wanted to come and help him out! The key is that he did not make the end, but instead made the end of the day!

It's embarrassing.

He looked ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it.

But Chu Xiaoye still had a smile on his face, waved to Xu Chai, who was stunned and said, "Wife, I'll leave first, see you tonight. Remember to open the hotel first."

After saying that, he left with a big laugh.

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