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Chapter 706

The rabbit stared at his big eyes as if he was wearing red contact lenses. He was stunned for a long time and asked incrediblely: "Huh? How did you know that my name is rabbit?"

I:"……"

Tutu: "Hmph! You actually know my name? Even Cha Shilong doesn't know, how did you know? Forget it, don't care, hey! That, Quan'er...hehe, I know your name too. I heard that sister who doesn't wear pants call you. Quan'er, why are you so hateful, why are you so... so perverted, even the relics are defiled."

I:"……"

Rabbit: "Hmph! Don't think it's enough to just stop talking. It was early in the morning, as soon as I woke up, I saw you pressing on the relics. Quan'er, did you not take a shower yesterday? Your body was smelly, and there were still pushing on the relics. Ahhhh... I don't want to say it anymore, it's so perverted. I pinched my nose and endured it for a long time, but I couldn't help it. Humph! Don't think it's amazing to be more handsome. I tell you, if you dare to blaspheme the relics again, I...I...I will purify you on behalf of the Bodhisattva."

I:"……"

Tutu: "Don't you believe it? I'm very powerful, okay? Have you heard of the immortal Long Er Dingguang? That's my grandfather. I can cultivate into a human form in a hundred years. If I weren't trapped by this relic, I would be one thousand times stronger, ten thousand times more powerful than I am now..."

I stared at this girl, looked up and down, muttering in my heart that this world is really wonderful.

Jiuer is a little girl, and she looks like a four-year-old girl. Many of the words she says are ridiculous.

The rabbit in front of me is a typical piece of white paper!

That's right, it's just a piece of white paper!

She may not know nothing about the outside world, but she is not wary of her heart and does not know how to scheming.

He clearly looks mature, at least in this figure.

Although his height of 1.6 meters is not considered as a tall among girls, he is not considered short. It is obvious that the breasts of D-cup are much worse than those of Hongluan and Shenyu, but they may not be able to catch them with one hand.

This IQ...

Alas, it's worrying!

I think that in the past, I don’t have to worry about anything. A few lollipops can fool her into the bed, open her mouth, and spread her thighs...

I guess even if she had sex, she wouldn't know what was going on.

The old man pushed the cart from behind and told her that he could save her after pushing her, and she believed it.

I was just sighing for this girl, and the rabbit was talking.

She stared at her beautiful eyes and said, "Don't you believe it? Humph, I will let you see it. The great power of the dragon, the Bodhisattva comes to the world, and the mercy shines everywhere, believing in me in the Pure Land..."

Suddenly, a sense of slavery rose in my heart.

I was shocked!

But when I noticed it, it was too late.

I looked at this girl as if I were looking at a Bodhisattva.

I couldn't help but want to crawl on the ground, kneel at her feet, and recite scriptures praising her.

What I fear most is that I didn’t think there was anything wrong with this. I even felt that as her believer, being by her side, being able to kiss her toes is the greatest glory in the world.

Tutu: "Hey, Quan'er, have you believed it? Am I awesome?"

Me: "Awesome."

Tutu: "Then why did you look at me just now look so disdainful and strange?"

Me: "I don't despise me..."

Tutu: "Tell the truth, don't hide it. What do you think of me?"

Me: "Breast, small waist, long legs..."

The rabbit suddenly blushed and gritted his teeth: "Abnormal, it's indeed a pervert."

She said this and asked, "What were you...what were you thinking at that time?"

Me: "I want to strip your clothes naked, hold your slim waist, and then fight hard from behind, fool you and say that after you finish the fight, you feel comfortable. You can use this method to rescue you from the relics."

The rabbit covered his ears and stamped his feet: "Ahhhhhh... you big gangster, I ignore you! You... you... you didn't defiling the relics in the morning, you... you... you want to take advantage of me. Woooo... My innocence, Woooo..."

I was shocked and came back to my senses.

Thinking of what happened just now, I was sweating profusely for a moment.

If Rabbit asked me to commit suicide just now, I wouldn't hesitate!

This is a very scary thing.

When facing an enemy, let alone being controlled by others, even if you are distracted for a moment, you may be dead.

The Rabbit's magic is similar to my ghost concubine contract. The same gods are unaware of it, and even if people know that they have been obsessed with the magic, they will still comfort themselves in their hearts and find a great excuse for themselves, and willingly worship her as their faith.

This rabbit must be taken down!

I gritted my teeth in secret and made up my mind.

As long as I take her down, not to mention the other effects of the relics, just this will improve my strength.

I said, "Rabbit, you misunderstood. Before, I was not insulting the relics. I was turning over and accidentally pressing on it."

Rabbit: "Hmph! I believe you, a big-headed ghost. Then why did you fantasize about such things about me just now?"

I:"……"

This is not clear.

Rush!

People have all kinds of strange ideas. People in the world can control their own behavior, but how many people can control their own ideas?

I said, "Rutu, okay, we won't mention what happened just now. Tell me, how can I let you out? I will do it with all my strength."

Tutu: "Hmph, then fool me like Cha Shilong and ask me to help you deal with the enemy, right?"

Me: "How could I be like him? I help freely. I want to make friends with you. As long as you tell me the method, I will do my best to let you out."

Tutu: "I don't believe you... Humph, my grandma said, "If you have nothing to do, you will either be traitors or steal. What are you going to steal from me?"

Me: "How is it possible? How could I steal your stuff?"

The rabbit's little face suddenly turned red: "Hate, a big pervert, a big pervert! Humph, either a thief, or a rapist... Humph, a handsome man is indeed unreliable. I ignore you!"

Well……

I think I need to give her some science. The word "traitor" means a treacherous and cunning person, a noun. It is not a verb that is a strong woman who is ruthless or rude.

I pretended to say, "Okay! Since that's the case, I will smash this relic and let you out."

The rabbit panicked and said, "No, no... I am now integrated with the relics. When the relics are broken, I will die. I will still go to find my grandfather and my mother. I will not die..."

It is not easy to break the relics.

At least, now my skills are so hard that even if I try my best, even if I use my strength, I can't destroy the relics.

But, at least, now I know the flaws of rabbits.

After all, this girl couldn't get in.

I don’t have time to coax my children here. I must refine relics, refine fairy bones, refine creation orders, become a disciple of the Sect of Changsheng, and learn to control immortal medicines as soon as possible.

I suddenly sank my face and threatened coldly: "Rabbit, let me tell you the truth, I must refine the relics. If I cannot refine them, I will definitely die soon. You are right, I am a big pervert. Since I am dead, then you don't want to live. I crush the relics and accompany me to the underworld. On the way to the underworld, I not only criticize you from behind, but I also have to change a hundred ways to make you feel dying. You will retching after smelling the smell? I will stuff it into your mouth and finally spray your mouth to swallow it..."

(End of this chapter)
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