Chapter 195 Insidious Corpse Puppet
Linglong shouted: "Huangquan, hurry up, don't let the corpse puppet come out."
I don’t want the corpse puppet to come out either!
But what are the solutions now?
To put it bluntly, the corpse puppet is not the urine in my stomach. I don’t want it to come out, I can hold it in for a while by clamping my legs.
I have no choice at all.
Linglong has a way.
But my dear aunt kicked me in the butt and I fell down on the pile of soil arching upwards.
Ling'er shouted nervously: "Yes, Huangquan, press down on its coffin board quickly, don't let it get out."
Paralyzed...
I thought, but I really can't do it. Below is a corpse puppet who has been practicing Taoism for four hundred years, and it's so powerful that it's unimaginable. Is there a yarn to press on my weight of more than 100 pounds?
At this moment, Linglong waved her hand and the 108 copper coins appeared, falling on me from head to toe.
Linglong holds a sword finger in her hand, steps on the steps of the Gang, and chants in her mouth: The way of heaven is clear, the way of earth is peaceful, the way of human is empty and quiet, the three talents are united, mixing the universe, all gods return to their destiny, the generals of heaven follow, obey my orders, transport impermanence, there are vast mountains in the south, and the dragon vein in the north, and the gods and ghosts move here, Taishang Laojun, hurry up and as the orders of the law!
This is the Taoist magic "the magic of the gods moving mountains to suppress evil spirits".
I was about to struggle, and with a thud, I lay directly on the ground.
My body is like a mountain...
No, now I am a mountain, suppressing it on the lonely grave.
I was completely immovable, and it was difficult to move my fingers. Each finger weighed as if it was ten thousand pounds.
Linglong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Huangquan, don't move..."
I was in tears: "Aunt, I want to move, but I can't move."
Linglong: "Uh...it seems to be true. In short, you can climb here for a while. This is the magic of the gods moving mountains to suppress evil spirits, and it should be no problem to suppress the corpse puppet for a stick of incense."
OK, I accept it.
Who made me a man?
You can't let two girls do this kind of daily and local affairs.
I lay on the ground with peace of mind and suppressed the corpse puppet.
I could clearly feel the soil under my body pushing upwards.
I was worried for a while, and the corpse puppet didn't climb up. Just as I breathed a sigh of relief and sighed that my aunt was in a profound way of Taoism, my eyes suddenly widened.
I felt that the corpse puppet had broken through the ground!
That's right, if I didn't press on the soil, the corpse puppet would have appeared.
I don't know whether it's its claws or its head, arching under my body.
I started to arch my chest for a long time, but didn't arch, and then went all the way down, my belly, my lower abdomen...
I screamed strangely: "Aunt... hurry up, let me go... I go, will it bite my Dingding!"
Ling'er burst into laughter: "Qin'er, we are here to eliminate demons, please be serious."
I'm so serious!
Very, very serious!
I have lived for eighteen years and never had a day as serious as I am now.
I'm really scared.
The corpse puppet under my body stopped moving downward when it reached the position of my crotch, but it was hard to drill up. Damn, I was really afraid that it would bite it and bit off my dick.
I widened my eyes and felt creepy: "Aunt! Hurry! Let me go! I don't think Old Man Sun is needed. The three of us can kill the corpse puppet together. Sister Ling'er, help me up!"
Linglong gave me a blank look and didn't believe me at all.
Ling'er covered her mouth and laughed: "It's okay to help you up, just shout to my aunt."
Mad! Take advantage of the situation and robbery!
I am a seven-foot man, I have dignity, okay? A man is a real man, and he will die if he dies. How can he bow to a girl? Even if Ding Ding is really bitten off by a corpse puppet, I will never call her aunt, and I will not shout if I say no.
I shouted at the top of my throat, "Auntie! Aunt Ling'er, hurry up! It's too late! I feel like it is touching my balls... Help me up!"
I didn't call me aunt, you testify to me, I called it my aunt. I am a person with a bottom line. Ding Ding is precious and dignity is even more expensive. For dignity, Ding Ding can do it.
Ling'er: "Hehe, I don't want to be your aunt. I want to be your aunt, call me aunt."
Let's go to his dignity...
I swore that when I saved Ding Ding, I would use it to whip Ling'er hard one day.
Me: "Aunt Ling'er, hurry up, oh... I'll go, the corpse puppet is really scratching my balls... Help me quickly."
Ling'er looked at Linglong and said, "Sister Linglong, I looked at Quan'er screaming, it didn't look fake. Will that corpse puppet really be... biting his... Dingding..."
Linglong blushed and said, "Bah! Don't listen to his nonsense. He is scheming and scammers the most. It must be fake. Besides, he is hard all over now, like a stone, so it doesn't matter if he lets the corpse puppet bite it twice."
My head is full of black lines...
I lay on the ground and accepted my fate...
Two lines of clear tears rolled down my handsome cheeks.
I have no desire to live...
Because I felt that the corpse puppet below was grinding my teeth with my tines...
Paralyzed, this perverted corpse puppet, when I can move, I will definitely not recognize it if I beat it!
We obviously underestimated the power of the corpse puppet.
It suddenly sank and accumulated strength for three seconds. When I pushed it suddenly, I felt a huge pain in my crotch, and then I was beaten and rolled away by it.
The copper coins pressed on his body were scattered all over the ground, and the "Heavenly God's magic to move mountains to suppress evil spirits" was immediately broken.
I got up, covered my crotch, bent my waist like shrimps, thrusting on the ground, screaming in pain.
I looked at the corpse puppet again and kept giggling.
It was the female corpse puppet who was indeed charming. She wore a miniskirt and searched for the keyword "sexy, interesting, tempting, nightclub outfit" on Taobao. This one came out... shearing her breasts and exposing her breasts, wearing heavy makeup, and she was so coquettish.
Linglong and Ling'er's faces changed, and they hurriedly surrounded me and asked, "Huangquan, are you okay?"
How could I be fine?
No, no...
I want to go home, I want to try it out with my wife to see if it can be used.
I let go of my hand and looked into my crotch.
My pants and the underwear inside were caught by the corpse puppet.
There are still a few tooth marks on my tin, which are covered with blood...
I stared at Linglong and Ling'er and shouted: "It's so damn, look! Open your eyes and look, are you lying to you? Are you biting me for Ding Ding?"
Linglong and Ling'er blushed and looked away.
Corpse Puppet: "Haha... I really don't know how to live or die. You guys dare to come and cause trouble for me? It's just asking for death!"
Linglong slapped my head and said angrily: "Little bastard, get up quickly, no piece of it falls off. Get up quickly, deal with the corpse puppet first, I will help you stop the bleeding later..."
ps: The second update is given.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!