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Chapter 1 Tofu Shih Tzu(1/2)

Daliang·Yingzhou·Leshou County.

It was noon and the sun was blazing.

A steamer-like heat wave enveloped the whole city.

In the southeast corner of the county seat, under the earth-yellow city wall, there is a bluestone street with a width of more than ten feet, and pedestrians are lazily walking on it.

Street shops and roadside stalls; bustling hawking sounds; the aroma of steamed cakes permeating the air; the hotel waiter enthusiastically shouted: "Master, please come in..."

puff!

Suddenly, an eight-foot-tall young man wearing a Confucian shirt threw himself straight into the street, lying on his back in the middle of the street, and the dust was scattered in all directions.

"That nerd Su Xian fainted again!" a passerby shouted, and in an instant he was surrounded three floors inside and three floors outside.

"Why does Su Xian always faint?"

"What else could it be because of, the tofu Xishike?"

"This nerd, I've told him to move a long time ago..."

"..."

Su Xian was lying on the street unable to move. His body didn't seem to belong to him.

My head felt like it had been hit hard with a hammer, and it felt like it had been ripped open.

My mouth felt like I had swallowed a mountain of fire alive, dry and unbearably thirsty.

Confused and groggy.

"Didn't I look for information in the provincial library? Why... I seem to have fallen on the way home..."

After slowly regaining consciousness, Su Xian thought drowsily: "This fall was so severe, why didn't anyone come to help me?"

I don't know how much time has passed.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a clear blue sky, but the scorching sun was very dazzling. He subconsciously wanted to cover it with his hands, but found that he couldn't even move his fingers...

After my body recovered a little, I twisted my neck with great effort and found a group of people in ancient costumes gathered together, pointing and whispering.

Is this coming to the set?

Or was it a prank?

"Su Xian is awake!" Everyone noticed the movement of his head turning and were greatly frightened. They took a step back as if to avoid the god of plague.

"The nerds have been suppressed, please don't go there!"

"Mom..." A child was so frightened that she threw herself into her mother's arms.

"..."

Su Xian's lips moved but could not make a sound.

So what is going on, acting?

Or traveled through time?

He feels very uncomfortable now and feels like he is about to die, but these people are not coming to save him. It seems that the situation is not good.

He wanted to shout "help", but even though he opened his mouth, no sound came out.

Someone come and give me a hand!

I'm going to the hospital!

Help!

Finally, a tall and thick man, who looked like a butcher, slowly approached, turning back every step of the way.

Su Xian was relieved that someone finally came to help.

"Butcher Hu, you idiot, aren't you afraid of death? Come back quickly!"

"I have a strong destiny and strong yang energy, so I am not afraid!"

Having said that, Butcher Hu came closer, only took a look, turned around and ran back, saying to everyone: "The bookworm must be thirsty, his lips are peeling. By the way, the weather today is not ordinary..."

After hearing this, Su Xian's lips moved slightly. He was indeed very thirsty!

But after waiting for a while, no one brought water, which made him depressed, so the butcher said nonsense?

However, he could only twist his neck and could not make a sound...

After a while, an old man walked out of the crowd of onlookers, holding a coarse porcelain bowl in his hand.

Su Xian caught a glimpse of the clear water splashing in the rough porcelain bowl, and hope was ignited in his heart again. This old man had a kind face and kind eyes, and he was a good person at first sight!

"Don't go, old man. Come back quickly, it's dangerous!" Someone held the old man's hand.

"Don't be afraid, I'm already seventy, and the tofu Xishi can't defeat me. This child Su Xian, I watched him grow up, and his parents entrusted me with their care before they died..."

After all, the old man came tremblingly, holding a coarse porcelain bowl and scattering the food all the way. What a waste.

Su Xian's thirsty and flaky lips moved, imagining the pleasure of sweet spring flowing into his throat.

However, this old man walks really slowly...

Finally close!

His wrinkled old face was extremely kind. He slowly squatted down and prepared to feed him water.

Su Xian was so moved that he wanted to cry. It seemed that the old man was kind-hearted!

"Tofu Xishi is out!"

At this time, a sudden shout was like a thunderbolt from the blue.

The old man's half-crouched body froze for an instant, and he turned his head to look to the side. The thick porcelain bowl was hovering a foot away from him.

Su Xian swallowed hard and stared straight at the bowl.

"Tofu Xishi appears... Wow, everyone, run!"

"Wait for me, you heartless person, wait for me..."

"..."

There were bursts of howling ghosts and wolf howls in my ears, as well as the chaotic sound of distant footsteps.

Su Xian secretly thought that something was going to happen.

Sure enough, at the age of seventy, the old man broke out with a sprint speed of 100 meters and disappeared from Su Xian's sight in the blink of an eye!

As for the rough porcelain bowl...

Su Xian watched helplessly as it made a perfect "free fall", and then there was a "pop" sound of the porcelain breaking in his ears.

Su Xian was so angry!

I really wanted to curse, what a tofu beauty, for actually letting him miss that bowl of luscious water!

I was feeling extremely angry, and the light in front of my eyes suddenly dimmed.

Looking closely, it turned out that there was a person squatting beside me, wearing a white gauze veil on her head. Through the white gauze, she could vaguely see that she was a woman!

The most important thing is that she is holding a large blue and white porcelain bowl in both hands.

Water!

Su Xian's smoking lips opened wide.

The woman took her time and placed the big bowl on the ground. Then she lifted up the white gauze from both sides and stuck it on the brim of her hat.

At this moment, Su Xian's already wide mouth expanded again, and his dull eyes became three points brighter.

This woman is actually a big... beautiful woman!

But see——

Her hibiscus face, peach blossom eyes, and curved willow eyebrows show off her daughter's charming charm.

Cherry mouth, gourd rhinoceros teeth, a slight smile can make the geese fall and the fish sink.

The most important thing is her skin. Cutting into soft tofu is not enough to describe it, it has to be lactone tofu!

Su Xian can be regarded as someone who has read countless beauties on the Internet. Although his face is exquisite, it lacks a sense of reality after all, and the person in front of him...

"Don't be afraid."

The sound was so charming that it could drip water.

The woman leaned over, held Su Xian's head with one hand, picked up the large blue and white porcelain bowl with the other, and slowly came closer.

Gudong!

Gudong!

Su Xian swallowed the sweet water with big mouthfuls.

The thirsty and flaky lips are like dry land being irrigated.

The cool water is like newly melted ice and snow, extinguishing the "sparks" rising in the throat.
To be continued...
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