Chapter 90 Dog food all-you-can-eat, unscrupulous prince.(1/2)
The residence of the Uchiha clan leader is now brightly lit as if it was daytime. On the large round table for the family to have dinner, there are all kinds of delicious dishes, as if it is as dazzling as the New Year...
This is not the end. Uchiha Mikoto, who was holding the ball, was still smiling and busy preparing in the kitchen. Even his eldest son Uchiha Itachi was pulled by Mikoto to help him with skillful movements...
As for Uchiha Fugaku? Do you think he was sitting comfortably at the dining table like Naruto and the others, waiting to eat, drink and enjoy it?
"Children's father, you should move faster! The children haven't been home for dinner for so long. What if you move slowly and be hungry?"
"Hey, here we are here! Now!"
The fact is that because the two children who have been away from home for a year have returned, the status of Tokugaki, the head of the family, has dropped sharply at this time. He was disliked by his wife, who was completely maternal in cooking because of his mediocre cooking skills. He was afraid that the dishes made by Tokugaki were not in line with the appetite of Naruto and the other was called by Mikoto. He didn't even dare to go out to protest and became a little wife slave waiter who went in and out of the kitchen to deliver dishes... But looking at his smiling and doting appearance, the old couple was willing to fight and the other was willing to be beaten and be happy.
As the kitchen continues to overflow with the attractive aroma that makes the index fingers move, even though the table has already been piled up with dishes, there are still delicious food being served from time to time by Fugaku on the dining table, as if it is not full of this huge dining table so much that it is unwilling to stop and is unwilling to stop!
"…uh…had I remember the wrong day? I remember today shouldn't be the New Year, right?"
Facing the various delicacies stacked like a hill in front of him, Sasuke's chin, who was sitting at the table, had already changed from a slight surprise to a completely dislocated exaggerated look. Zhang Dazhi finally touched and hung on his knees. After a long time of daze, he realized his embarrassment. Then he held his hands firmly and slowly returned to his position, while shrugging his shoulders and gently pressing the Naruto who was also as stupid as a chicken beside him and asked softly.
"Isn't it just that we're going home? This is a bit too exaggerated... Mom is planning to use up all the ingredients for a week... no, a month?!"
"If you ask me who I want to go... I still want to know..."
Naruto, who finally came to his senses after the small ball fan hit, subconsciously twitched his mouth and responded, while wiping the saliva that was overflowing due to the scent of the food, looked at the busy figure in the kitchen with admiration.
"From sashimi, cold cuts, cooked food, soup...whether meat or vegetables are served so far, there is no dish that is repeated...Is this the power of a housewife?"
"To be precise, it is the power of maternal love... You two fools haven't been home for a year. Mikoto is planning to make up for the festival delicacies you missed this year at one time."
The whisper between the two little guys happened to be the one who was served with the vegetables was heard, and paused a little after responding to the explanation, trying to hold back the laughter and look envious, joking and teasing each word.
"Well, but speaking of it, the sumptuousness of this 'dinner' is beyond the reach of the high-end banquet customized when Mikoto and I got married... Oh, by the way, every dish here is full of Mikoto's motherly love. You two little guys will be responsible for eating them all later~"
"So that's it, no wonder mom..."
After hearing my father's explanation, the question in the small ball fan was relieved. While I felt relieved, I grabbed a steaming rice ball and prepared to prepare my stomach. However, in the father's subsequent words, I almost slipped my hand and dropped the rice ball on the ground.
"Hey hey? Wait a minute, eat all of us? Only the two of us?! How could we finish eating this! Dad, don't you eat it?!"
"Don't you look at the time? We've had a long time ago, so of course these are prepared for you."
"That's right..."
As he spoke, Sasuke slightly turned his head and looked at the huge amount of food on the dining table in front of him that was more than twice as tall as his.
Although I couldn't help but drool because of the long-lost scent of the roundworms in my stomach, and I even wanted to rush over and have a feast now... But no matter how you look at this amount, it's not something you can solve with Naruto!?
"But... But even if I can't eat it, Naruto and I can't finish so much!"
The threat of never eating the food made by my mother is undoubtedly a huge threat to the small round fan of a young man who was unbearable after just one year of special training. He was so anxious that he scratched his ears and heads and thought hard. When he was anxious and anxious, he felt aggrieved and tears rolled in his eyes.
"No, absolutely not! After eating it at one time, how can this be done!"
"Oh? How can a man, a real man, easily say what he is 'no'?"
Thanks to Naruto's participation in reconciliation, the communication between Fugaku and his two sons was no longer as stern as before, and the image of a strict father who was hard to get close to. The most obvious change was that Fugaku not only smiled more and more, but also pretended to be serious and joked from time to time like now.
"Look, mom has never rested for you for you. If you don't eat it all and make your mother sad and angry, you will not be able to eat what mom makes in the future... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Seeing that the youngest son was really anxious and cute in his jokes, Fugao's smile became more and more intense. He pointed at the young son as he was talking dirty with adult jokes. After pausing for a little while, he was about to continue teasing, but he was interrupted by the heavy blow on the back of his head. Then he subconsciously stroked the back of his head and turned around and was about to speak well with the attacker. However, when he saw the person behind him, his voice suddenly dropped sharply. When he was not confident, he suddenly stopped and lost his battle with a dry smile.
Uchiha Mikoto, wearing an apron and dressed in a standard housewife, was staring at her husband who was smiling in a guilty and embarrassed moment while shaking the spatula in her hand. If nothing unexpected happens, this thing is probably the one who has just had close contact with Fugaku's back head.
"Ahem...ah, it turns out to be my wife...hahahahaha..."
"Hmm? Why? Are you not convinced? Who was scaring these two children just now and said that there is no food to eat in the future? Do you want to cook by yourself every day in the future?"
"No, no, no, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, these are all misunderstandings, my wife, listen to my explanation..."
Hearing his baby wife's words of half-joking and half-serious teasing, Fugaku's heart suddenly became cold and cold. He secretly regretted why he had to tease his son while his wife was full of maternity, while his eyes were subconscious and turned a little guilty. However, he unexpectedly saw Naruto's figure hiding behind Mikoto, gloating and smirking. He immediately realized why his wife suddenly walked out of the kitchen and couldn't help but laugh and scold.
"Okay, okay, it turns out that you are secretly rumoring to inform us... I didn't expect that with the friendship between us, you would betray me! Naruto! I'll settle the score with you later!"
"A little bit, who made Uncle Fugao bully Sasuke? This is called self-defense~"
Naruto, who had no intention of deliberately hiding his body, walked out from behind Mikoto after hearing Fugaki's words, and then grinned and made a funny face at Fugaki.
"Hey! You guy...what happened to scare your son when you are me? You dare to report it, do you believe me or not..."
Looking at Naruto's grimace, Fugaki's lips twitched slightly, and he couldn't help rolling up his sleeves to scare the little guy, but he didn't want to notice the crisis and decisively abandon his integrity in the next second!
"Wow—Auntie!"
As he tried hard to suppress his smile, his superb acting skills instantly made layers of mist appear in Naruto's eyes. He pretended to be afraid and lowered his head and retracted behind Mikoto. He reached out and pulled Mikoto's hem, and pursed his mouth and raised his hand and pointed at Fugao with a pitiful look.
"Look! Uncle, he scared me again! So... so scary!"
"Good, be good, Naruto, don't be afraid." Naruto's acting skills have been as fake as the real thing in the past few years. Mikoto, who is masturbating, could not see anything strange about it. In the warm response, the "kind" smile on her face became more and more vigorous. "Uncle is just kidding you. With an aunt here, he will not hurt you... right? Dear, love."
"Ah...????? Don't play like this?! Uzumaki Naruto! Are you still a man?!" Seeing his wife's eyes becoming more and more dangerous, Tokugaki's face suddenly became anxious. After shrinking his neck, he subconsciously used the aggression method he used to fight with Minato. "A real man has a kind of one-on-one! Don't complain to my wife!"
However, this trick that once tried and tried all kinds of erotic excitement was not painful or itchy for Naruto...
Fugao still forgot that Minato is a serious honest person. And Naruto...
In a sense, he is a completely opposite and completely black-bellied little demon.
"Ah? When did I say I was a man?"
As soon as Fugaki finished speaking, Naruto keenly captured the loopholes and defects in it. He slowly poked his head back from behind Mikoto to reveal his innocent and obedient face, while trying to hold back his laughter and pretending to be serious.
"Nah, Uncle Fugao, you have to look carefully. I'm just a real underage boy, a child, and of course I'm not a man~"
“…hiss…?!I…I…I…”
Looking at Naruto, who was hiding behind his wife again, only a small head was poked out, Fugao felt angry and funny, but he was speechless for a moment and could not refute it, and the corners of his mouth gradually twitched.
"I don't care! Anyway..."
"Hmm? Anyway, what? It's rare that the two children finally come home, but you are here bullying the young? Do you still look like an elder?"
Seeing her husband's aggrieved look, she still didn't forget to scare Naruto's childlike appearance, Mikoto seemed to see the naughty boy when she was a child. She felt the warmer atmosphere since Sasuke brought Naruto home. She couldn't help but smile even more. After pausing a little, she saw that her husband couldn't get off the stage. She put her hips on her eyes and stared at her eyes as if she was angry. She stretched out her hand and pulled her husband's earlobe gently and carefully, and then she continued to speak in anger.
"I said why don't you come in to serve the food? I'm here to scare the children... I even told dirty jokes to the children! You are so embarrassed, how old are the children? Are you not afraid of taking them badly!"
As he spoke, he seemed to be stimulated by the tears of Naruto and his two tears. Mikoto, who was shrouded in her mother's glory, couldn't help but think more and more. She bent her eyes and smiled. She subconsciously leaned closer to her husband's ears, and then murmured with a warm voice.
"And, I was scared to death at first, and now I scared Naruto too... The children finally came home and you made them cry. It's really amazing... Are you planning to start trying the long-lost feeling of sleeping alone in the sand tonight? Hum?"
"It hurts so much...! My wife, please be merciless and keep your subordinates... Hey hey?! Don't, don't, don't, don't!"
Seeing his wife's slender hands approaching, Fugaya couldn't help but subconsciously closed her eyes slightly, but she didn't expect that there was no pain in her attacked earlobe. Instead, she felt a numb feeling of comfort and relaxation. After a moment of stunned silence, she immediately guessed that her wife was smoothing out the scene for herself, and then she exaggeratedly exclaimed. She was about to think about how to "chat" with Naruto who had reported after dinner, but after hearing that his wife was not as joking, she suddenly changed her face and begged for mercy.
"I know I'm wrong, I really know I'm wrong! I will never dare to do it again! Really!"
"Hmph, it depends on your behavior... If you scare the child to tears again, you can pack up your bedding and sleep on the sand in the living room for a week!"
"Hey hey? Sir, don't... don't!"
“Two weeks.”
"Why..."
“Three weeks.”
"I...I...I...I can't say it anymore..."
"Well, this is almost the same, be good, be good..."
“…Woo…”
...
At some point, only Fugao and Mikoto, the old couple who flirted and showed their love were left at the dinner table. Naruto, Sasuke, who was also wearing an apron and looking virtuous and family-oriented, followed the sound from the kitchen to watch the fun, watched the fun silently with a stool, sat aside, sitting expressionlessly with a row of expressions.
"...Brother, I'm not dreaming... Is it our dad?"
"Maybe it might be... yes..."
"Ahhh, I'll probably be able to eat enough tonight after eating dog food. I don't have to eat anymore."
"Dog food? What is that? What is it for feeding puppies?"
"Yes, we are specially fed to single dogs like us."
“…???????”
...
Only after the supper did Naruto and Sasuke be told what the real meaning behind this hearty supper was.
In addition to the year-long return home, they were to prepare the bento they would bring the next day.
Of course, Naruto and the other two would definitely not finish so much. More of them were distributed and packaged by Mikoto in a certain proportion into exquisite and attractive lunch bentoes of the same size, which were used to let Naruto and the other two share with their peers to enjoy together in order to make a good first impression.
As for where the peers came from, why do they do this...
At the end of the special training, Jiraiya forgot to tell Naruto and Sasuke that the so-called relaxing and resting for a while was not really planning to let the two of them do nothing at home, but to arrange for them to go to school according to the original plan... After all, the more than one year of special training time has allowed Naruto and his two men to grow significantly, and their age has reached the admission line of the Ninja School.
And tomorrow, there will be no more or less, which will happen to be the registration day for the new preschool class of Ninja School.
Of course, after hearing this news, both Naruto and Sasuke had strongly opposed it on the grounds of wasting their practice time, especially Naruto. He knew clearly that the so-called ninja school could most likely learn basic clone technique and transformation technique when he graduated. For Naruto, who had already learned transformation technique and multi-shadow clone technique that was more advanced than clone technique, it was not at all attractive.
However, Jiraiya, who had a knowledge of the two people's personalities over the past year of special training, had already predicted this situation, and naturally he tailored the response plan in advance.
According to Jiraiya's instructions, Fugao prepared the conditions to lure Sasuke into school in advance, so that he could go to and from school with his brother every day, and immediately made his brother agree happily. Of course, the innocent and young little fan still did not expect that with his brother's superior talent, would he graduate from the ninja school in advance?
To be continued...