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Chapter 88: A Simple, Rough and Effective Appeasement Method

As the saying goes, once you are bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of a rope for ten years.

Four years, it is not long or short... But for those who have survived the incident of the nine-tailed out-of-control and rampage, the shadow trauma caused by the nine-tailed people in their hearts has not yet healed. So much so that Naruto had to transform his tailed beast in order to fight Orochimaru, and the subsequent power explosion of the tailed beast Jade and the Miecho Rashomon, the violent and raging aura throughout the village made the villagers of the entire Muye Ninja Village mistakenly think that the nine-tailed demon fox once again broke through the seal of the Hokkiriki!

Without orders, he carried out a sophisticated and heartbreaking evacuation. In an instant, the whole village entered an emergency preparedness state. The ninjas in the village gathered from all directions and rushed to the location of Naruto, the source of the Nine-Tailed Breath, as quickly as possible!

Obviously, Naruto never expected that the influence of the Nine Tails would be so great. Now, Naruto had just set up a teleportation mark of the Flying Thunder God Technique on Jiraiya, and afterimages popped out one after another. Not long after, the black wall of ninjas of various tribes surrounded Naruto and his group of three in the middle, but they all looked serious and prepared to use their own skills as if they were facing a great enemy!

"I'm so good... Is there anything so exaggerated... I didn't react when Orochimaru invaded. It was my turn to let Jiu Lama come out. After playing for a while, they all ran out like they suddenly learned the technique of flying thunder gods?!"

While looking at these elusive ninjas, Naruto raised his hand and slowly closed his almost dislocated chin and put it back on. While the facial muscles twitched slightly due to this spectacular pomp. From the corner of his eyes, he glanced at Orochimaru's elephant turn around, and felt a sense of laughter and crying and whispering in a low voice.

"Okay, judging by this situation, there is no need to waste brain cells to think about more effective assembly orders in the future. Just let the Nine Lama come out and yell, it's probably over. Keeping each one is extremely diligent..."

"Ahem! What are you doing? Are you trying to rebel?"

As he glanced at him, Jiraiya easily identified the family emblem of a familiar family from these people - such as the iconic small round fan of the Uchiha clan - and guessed in his heart that the reason for the assembly was probably because he was scared by Naruto's previous tailed beast transformation, and he couldn't help but cough a few times to attract everyone's eyes to him.

However, just as Jiraiya was about to speak out his identity in order to relieve his alert state, an unexpected but hilarious scene appeared, which was suddenly interrupted by his juniors and was defeated by his words.

"Listen, I'm..."

"We know who you are! The third generation of Naruto has conveyed the emergency information!"

"Ah? So you know... No, wait? When will my identity confidentiality level actually rise to the level of emergency information?!"

"Ha! You're pretending to be confused by understanding here!"

"Ha?! No, you guys wait, who will pretend to be stupid..."

"You actually have the courage to break into our Konoha Ninja Village alone, Orochimaru, you are so bold! Do you think we are easy to bully?"

"What? Orochimaru? Invasion? Me?! Have you done it..."

"What are you talking about with this rebellious man? It's useless to say more, just surrender, Orochimaru!"

"No, wait... wait..."

Naruto and his party were also somewhat unlucky. The first person to arrive at the scene was the ordinary guards on duty who were responsible for patroling, and they were also new members who had never seen the world. Not only did they not know Sasuke, who was the treasure of the Uchiha clan beside Naruto, but because he had long been "running away from the village", these juniors did not even recognize Jirai, who was one of the three ninjas of Konoha, but instead, according to the emergency guard orders handed over by the third generation, Naruto, he mistakenly thought it was Orochimaru, who invaded Konoha this time!

In a state of fury, seeing these newborn calfs who were not afraid of tigers and eager to try, they really planned to attack themselves. They were embarrassed to fight back due to their identity, and were even more afraid of hurting the younger generation. They were so angry that they stamped their feet on the spot. After thinking about it, they quickly condensed a cheerful and rotating light blue spiral ball with one hand, and smashed it straight towards the pitiful ground that had already been bumpy under their feet, which instantly caused dust and a loud noise to surge into the sky! The violent tremor caused by the explosion of power made the patrol guards who only thought about attack but ignored the pan fell down softly!

"I said...wait! One! Yes! Ah! You guys listen to people, little bastards!"

Seeing that the little bastards who were chattering endlessly finally calmed down, they fell to the ground with a lot of embarrassment. Jiraiya was angry and relieved a little, then pointed hard at his face and roared in grief.

"I am obviously the toad immortal of one of the three ninjas, Lord Jiraiya! Look, see clearly! Look at my handsome and handsome face, which is loved by everyone, and blooms! How come I look like Orochimaru's despicable and perverted?!"

“…uh…Grandpa Jiraiya?”

"Ah? What's wrong? Naruto?"

Just when Jiraiya was indignant, Naruto's strange and complex words as if he was trying to hold his smile slightly made Jiraiya think something was wrong, but it was still difficult to control his subconscious response to the inquiry...

Then the next second, after his eyes met Naruto's joking smile that shone with a prank, Jiraiya wanted to give himself a big mouth because of this subconscious action.

After spending more than a year with Naruto, Jirai knew very well... Naruto was probably thinking about how to harm himself, and showing this humble expression that was not bad, probably means that this stinky brat has succeeded!

"No, no, I just had nothing... for a lustful immortal who occasionally lowered his identity and peeped at the girl Tangchi..."

"Ahem, the perverted words are so rude..."

Obviously, Naruto did not intend to give Jiraiya a chance to repent. As his eyes dripped, he pretended to be serious and joking, while quietly moving his footsteps to approach his side, which was also smirking when he realized something. Then he grabbed the little fan, which turned around and ran away, leaving only a teasing and joking words that were gradually moving away but could spread throughout the audience.

"It seems that this word is appropriate to use on you? It would be better to say that this is exactly what you are introducing your nature~ hahaha!"

"...Fuck! You little bastard, you have made it clear to me, who... has peeped at the girl Tangchi!"

Looking at the juniors who looked at him who gradually changed from admiration to a complicated expression of disgust and disgust, Jiraiya was in tears and couldn't help but roll up his sleeves and roar and chased towards the direction where Naruto and the others fled.

"Naruto Uzumaki! Come back for me! I promise you that I will definitely leave you a breath!"

"…this…this is gone? What should I do?"

In a blink of an eye, the three of them left one after another, leaving only the ninjas who had not yet fully reacted and stood in a daze like a wooden chicken. In a daze, when the three of them approached, they subconsciously turned sideways and gave up the Taoist to them. When they came to their senses, their figures had already gradually disappeared into the night.

"...hiss, why are you still standing there stupidly? Chase!"

"How could Lord Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, do such a despicable thing as peeping the girl Yuchi! That guy is definitely a fake guy!"

"That's it! Let's chase after you quickly, but you must not let that guy run away! Even if it's not Orochimaru, you must not let such shameless perverts run into the village!"

For a moment, the ninjas acted as if they were waking up from a dream, leaving some people to guard the lonely, desolate and unrestrained corpses on the floor, and then they turned into huge search networks, shouting and chasing them in the direction of Jiraiya's escape.

For a moment, Jiraiya turned from a cold male god who was respected in the subconscious impression of the villagers to a inferior counterfeit person of Jiraiya with "perfect and noble character", and was chased by everyone as if they were shouting and beating.

As this massive search operation continued, more and more villagers who were unaware of the truth walked out of the shelter. After hearing that the image of the male god in their minds was "fake and defiled" by others, they joined in anger in this amazing feat of pursuing one of the three ninjas. The entire Konoha Ninja Village seemed to be in a panic and was so noisy! The scene was out of control and everyone shouted that it was very lively! The scale was so large that after word of mouth, this incident was misinterpreted into the folk legend of the villagers of Konoha Ninja Village working together to defeat the vulgar and shameless flower-picking thief and passed on from generation to generation.

It is also because of this that as more and more people participated in the pursuit of the "fake" Jiraiya operation, the atmosphere became more and more intense and real. It seemed as if a flower-picking thief was really rushing into the village, the villagers gradually forgot the original intention of hiding into a shelter in order to prevent the Nine-Tails from leaving, and bit by bit, they also forgot the fear and hatred that gradually enveloped their hearts again because of the feeling of Nine-Tails breath.

"Bastard... vortex-mine-man!"

Of course, for Jiraiya, who was misunderstood and was chased and intercepted by the whole village and had to use the transformation technique to disguise himself for the sake of the limelight, although he had guessed Naruto's intention of this move, he still felt unhappy, and then he roared to the sky with grief and anger.

"You little bastard, don't give me a chance to catch you!"

It is rumored that after this incident, Naruto was "guided and trained" in a "split" proposed by Jiraiya with a "kind smile" and was lying on the hospital bed for more than three days...

But that was all a story. Naruto, who was waiting for him in the near future, was listening to the noisy roars coming from time to time in the village, and hummed a little song with a wicked smile, and returned to the Uchiha tribe territory. He accompanied the little fan home, happily reporting to the Fugao and his wife the fruitful results they had gained after the special training this year.
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