Chapter 205 The Fall of the Honest Man
The conversation was divided into two parts. When "Naruto" and Sasuke who were almost late successfully entered the school, and inadvertently attracted more attention and curiosity from Neji. Naruto's body and Shimizu, who were far away outside the village, had already enjoyed the iced red bean paste cooked by Mikoto. Then he narrowed his eyes and felt the coolness brought by the red bean paste. While resting and resting for a little while, Naruto finally freed up his hands and began to recover the chakra for the two, while quietly immersing his mind in his own chakra, just like he had treated the pig, deer and butterfly trio before, he tried to strengthen their bodies.
"Ah snee! Ah snee! Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah snee!"
In this process, I don’t know whether it was a sympathy or a natural intuition, so that at such a long distance, Itachi still vaguely sensed the "Naruto" pushing the pot. Then, after an inexplicable itch on his nose, he involuntarily sneezes several loud sneezes in succession, which really attracted the attention of Naruto and Shimizu.
"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, it's really a big deal, Itachi... Hey, are you okay? Suddenly, the reaction was so exaggerated. Could it be that the red bean paste I ate just now, which made you 'insufficient and unreplenished' caused you to catch a cold, right?"
Subconsciously, he looked sideways in the sound, and saw his close friend's embarrassing and funny look that even his nose was spurted out, Shimizu, who had been teased by Itachi for no reason. Then he paused a little, and the corners of his mouth gradually rose, showing a gloating teasing smile, and half-joking and half-seriously teasing and asking.
"Or... Is there another little beauty in the village who has a crush on you thinking about you, but your real girlfriend Quan appeared. So the jealous Quan began to quietly chant your name, and then your little boyfriend telepathically noticed it?"
"Stop kidding, I... let's not say that there is no other beauty who has a crush on me. Izumi is not a girl that will be shaken so easily, and I only need a girl around me, it's enough."
When he was subconsciously unhappy and was about to refute the jokes of his close friend, he glanced out of the corner of his eyes and let Itachi accidentally see the joking smile hidden deep in Shimizu's eyes, which made the words on his lips interrupted with the sudden sense of crisis that suddenly arises in his heart. Then, because of being with Naruto for a long time, Itachi instantly noticed that Shimizu had put a trap on himself from his close friend's familiar eyes, and was waiting for him to rush into his stupidly. Therefore, under the extremely strong desire to survive in his body, he gave a straightforward answer with no drag on his face almost in a flash.
"Besides, in my heart, there will always be only the figure of the girl Quan."
"Tsk... I have a strong desire to survive, Itachi... It's a pity, I thought I could get some unexpected gains."
Just as the crisis that Itachi subconsciously noticed, it was not just Shimizu waiting to capture the language loopholes left in Itachi's straightforward answer, which was used to tease Itachi. Even Naruto, who put his hands on his shoulders and seemed to be replenishing chakras for the two, was secretly complaining and complaining, and intentionally or unintentionally lowered his head and looked at his top pocket - or in other words, a small recording device lying quietly in the top pocket that seemed to be tightly closed.
"I turned on the recording function in advance, and I was thinking of giving my sister-in-law a 'surprise' to see how Itachi Sang would solve this misguided crisis. I didn't expect it to be noticed by Itachi Sang so soon... Shimizu Sang's routine is indeed a little simpler... This level is not enough for Itachi Sang, who has been teased every now and then, and has been through many battles now~"
Compared to Naruto, who naturally adapted directly to Itachi's "god reaction" based on his old cognition, Shimizu, who teased Itachi as a joke, was shocked by this unexpected answer.
"With that guy Itachi's low emotional intelligence, how could he react so quickly in this regard..."
While staying silent, Shimizu looked at Itachi's figure with suspicious eyes, as if she was feeling distressed about something, her eyes narrowed slightly and frowned. Itachi was not until Shimizu's eyes were staring at him that she was so uncomfortable that she quipped seriously.
"So, you must not be Itachi... I honestly explain, who you are! Tell me quickly!"
"Ha...? Stop making trouble, Zhishui, I... my emotional intelligence is low."
In his words, because he had spyed on Naruto's memory, Itachi had some understanding of what he was originally a character in the comic. In the description of the original work, "Izumi" would be easily seduced by the fact that Izumi was easily seduced by the fact that he was a three-colored maiko, and turned his eyes slightly guiltily. While staggering the teasing gaze of his close friend, he involuntarily shrank his neck. After a little pause, in order not to let his close friend have the opportunity to continue teasing himself, he used the same trick again, while looking at Naruto's figure from the corner of his eye, he planned to try to change the topic seriously.
"After that being said, you're thinking about something weird... I'm only nine years old now, Shimizu! A nine-year-old child, having emotional intelligence is really a ghost! Now, Naruto, I'm right?"
"... Should I say, I am worthy of being the brother of Xiaotuanfan... The skill of pushing the pot can be learned and mastered by mastering it much faster than Sasuke..."
As Naruto, who had become emotionally literate at the age of three, how could it be unclear? Itachi was pulling the water to the east, intending to let himself openly solve the current predicament for him. He couldn't help but twitch slightly, rolling his eyes and muttering in his heart in anger. While guessing that the chakra of the two had almost recovered, he then implanted the "seeds" that were used as the finishing work into the two of them. He coughed seriously and quickly turned around and walked forward with great strides before Shimizu and Itachi reacted.
"Ahem...ah! I suddenly remembered that we had almost rested, and it was time to continue on the road... Hurry up, move more quickly, and delay it. We couldn't reach the next village before dark, so we had to sleep in this wilderness."
"…What's wrong with him? Why did he suddenly remember that it should come out?"
Because of the fact that Naruto was only half-understanding, Shisui felt sincere admiration and recognition that Naruto could easily replenish chakra's profound foundation for himself and Itachi at the same time, and he became more curious and confused when he saw Naruto's nervous look inexplicably guilty. He couldn't help but stand up slowly, and after receiving Naruto's recovery, he became stronger, as if he had a good sleep, his body was full of refreshing spirit. While raising his eyebrows, he looked at Naruto's back as he quickly left, and whispered to his close friend beside him.
"Did we just said something wrong?"
"Well... I feel like I feel like I'm occasionally sucking, it's really good..."
Out of his understanding of Naruto's memory and personality, Itachi easily guessed the appearance of Naruto's "abnormal" behavior. After seeing Naruto as he thought, he showed his appearance of being as serious as an old dog, but actually being so panicked that he ran away in a panic. While making Itachi's eyes smile even more, he muttered to himself in his heart, and turned his head in the sound. The corners of his mouth were involuntarily slightly raised, revealing a smile arc, and he pretended to be innocent and spread his hands, responding to his close friend with a teasing and joking.
"Well, Anla...it's probably because that little guy was guilty and didn't dare to answer."
"Ha? I feel guilty? What does that mean..."
The answer given by Itachi was obviously beyond the subconscious mind. He still regarded Naruto as a precocious child because of the significant age difference on the surface, and looked at Shimizu as an expected category that was only a "a little" of precociousness. He couldn't help but instinctively raised his eyebrows a little, picking up the luggage backpack that he had previously dropped on the ground and carrying it firmly on his body. While tilting his head slightly, he continued to speak out quickly.
"I'm just a child about the same age as your brother. What kind of guilt can I have? It's impossible for him to have a girlfriend at his age, right?"
"Uh...Shishui? Regarding this question, actually..."
After hearing that his close friend accidentally guessed the truth, he also bent down and was about to pick up his bag and went on the road. The movements of Itachi, who was about to pick up his bags and set off, suddenly stood there as if he had been pressed for a pause. Then he carried the bags back on his body, trying to suppress the smile in his eyes, and looked at his close friend with a sympathetic look, stretched out his hand and patted Jishui on the shoulder.
"Hmm? What's wrong? Suddenly screaming... Oh, no, no, no, this is impossible..."
Perhaps because of the repeated stimulation, Shishui, whose three views were gradually shattered and reconstructed, vaguely improved his reaction ability. So much so that he subconsciously turned around and saw Itachi's distorted funny face, who was full of sympathy, but wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and in a daze, he noticed what Itachi might want to express. Then he opened his mouth in disbelief and stood there in a daze, and continued to speak intermittently.
"Just kidding...you shouldn't be trying to tell me that little guy... really already has a girlfriend, right?"
The deep-striking appearance of his close friend in front of him reminded Itayuki that he regarded Naruto as a warm-hearted, obedient little angel when he first met Naruto, which led to his three views being frequently pressed on the ground for a long time to refresh himself. He couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart.
"Oh... I'm very unfortunate, you guessed it right... I know it's hard to believe it, but... As far as I know, Naruto has indeed had a sure-fire girlfriend of the same age."
After pausing a little, he sighed slightly and responded, Itachi subconsciously patted Shimizu's shoulder with sympathy. But at the same time, due to the subtle influence of Naruto being with him for a long time and over time, he involuntarily added a sentence casually.
"So, in other words... Zhishui, among the three of us, you are the only one with the lowest emotional intelligence and no girlfriend."
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I never expected that my best friend would make up for Shishui, who was at this critical moment. Itachi, who had no control over his inexplicable complaints about his desire in his heart, made the atmosphere between the two suddenly become silent and silent. In addition, not only Shishui was killed by Itachi's words, but it was a huge amount of real damage that was so effective that it was affected. Itachi also felt the cold stinging sensation of the lightning gaze of his best friend.
But this strange atmosphere did not last long. Not long after, the cold expression in Zhishui's eyes suddenly melted...
It’s a pity that when the gentle and gentle smile of the past returned, facing the familiar appearance of his close friend, it made Itachi feel more and more crisis.
“…Uchiha Itachi.”
"Uh...I...I'm..."
After being called by the person in front of me for a long time, the coldness that represents danger instantly swept across my body. While it made it stand up, it responded with awkward expression, looking around to confirm which direction is more suitable for escaping. Then, according to the escape route that he had conceived in his heart, he began to slowly move his steps and quietly stay away from Jishui, whose face was full of "kindness" smile.
"What...what happened?"
"After you graduated from Ninja School, we seem to have not had a fight again for a long time, right?"
He noticed Itachi's panic retreat and avoidance, and the smile on Shimizu's face became more and more intense, intentionally or unintentionally. Then, when Itachi looked around and distracted, he raised his hand and made a seal gesture that would only appear when the ninja practiced. While he did not wait for Itachi to react and refuse or escape, he threw off his backpack again and rushed towards Itachi who was retreating.
"It just so happens that there is still some time left, so let's have a 'communication' for a little bit!"
"No...you wait a moment, calm down and listen to my explanation. I really didn't mean it...don't...don't--!"
...
Just as Shimizu and Itachi began a "harmonious and pleasant" ninja competition, Naruto, who took the lead, paused curiously because of the strange movements coming from behind.
"Ahhh... I don't know what Shimizusan and Ita Sang are doing... Forget it, I haven't caught up with it for so long, why did I make such a big noise... Could it be... Uh... Ita Sang shouldn't. Since I accepted my sister-in-law, Ita Sang should be a straight man..."
Listening to the noisy roars coming from not far away, Naruto, who was gradually infected with some black-bellied attribute called "Sai Yi" and was directly cut off his legs without knowing that Naruto was suddenly as if the monk Erzhang was confused. Under the sudden strange noise and the vaguely roaring sounds of itchy vaguely, his expression became more strange and strange. Then he shrugged in a slight sense of shrugging, and simply stood there, waiting for the two of them to follow as soon as possible after finishing their work, and not to fall behind. While taking out the map from his backpack, he secretly estimated the location of his group, turned around and looked up at the fork in the road behind him.
"Speaking of this, if the map is not recorded incorrectly, go left and you should go directly to Sand Village... Although walking here will make the itinerary faster. But in this way, you will directly miss the small village located in the territory of the Grass Country..."
"Then... let's take a little longer and try your luck. See if you can find the little guy like me in Kushin Village at this point in time!"
"...After that's it, who was the one who took the broken name of Caozhi Kingdom? Wouldn't it be awkward to pronounce it themselves or claim it to be?!"
Chapter completed!