Chapter 85: The Immortal Art of the Columns
"Ah... you are actually Xiao Tsuna's husband!"
Sure enough, those who were on the funny list like the first Naruto were all free from their minds! Didn’t he care about the fact that he died and was resurrected again?
Hashirama asked Komiya: "How old is Kozuna now? Are you living well? Is Konoha Village still stable?"
This question is very embarrassing!
Xiao Ming still replied: "This... Tsunade is 52 years old today! Tsunade is doing well! Konoha is also good!"
"52...years old! Ah, hahaha!"
Hashimara's laughter made Xiao Ming even more embarrassed. He always felt that he was summoning a fake Hashimara. Although he knew that Hashimara was just a funny guy in the original work, when he saw me, he still felt that Hashimara's nerves were not ordinary big shots!
Xiao Ming asked awkwardly: "That...sen! Are you not curious about how you were resurrected?"
Hashirama's answer was a little surprised. Hashirama said: "I have been resurrected once, and I don't find it strange. Although I was controlled last time, it's acceptable!"
Hashirama's answer made Xiao Ming feel that this is like the first Naruto who founded Konoha Village, the former god of the ninja world! After all, he is also a person who has seen the world!
Hashirama seemed to think of something again and asked: "Is Kozuna 52 years old? Then how old are you this year!"
OK! Xiao Ming wants to withdraw the praise just now. This Naruto's brain circuit is completely unable to keep up. And why do the first generation always ask some embarrassing questions?
Although Xiao Ming was embarrassed, he still answered honestly: "That...sen! I didn't marry Master Tsunade! That...some things... always happen unexpectedly!"
"Didn't marry Xiao Gang? How could you say you are Xiao Gang's husband?"
"Accidents...all accidents!"
Why did Xiao Ming suddenly feel that Hashima looked at him with such a strange look? Why did he feel that this look has appeared in the third generation? Jirai often seems to have such look!
Oh~ Xiao Ming finally knew what kind of eyes this is! This is definitely a lustful, vulgar and ambiguous look!
Could it be that the will of Konoha Village is not the flying leaves, but the lewd and lustful!
Damn! As expected, the old saying goes! The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! This is what Konoha has passed down from generation to generation!
Hashima interrupted Xiao Ming's vulgar YY! He asked: "Are you a ninja from Konoha Village? Why are you summoning me out?"
'Your sister! Suddenly I became serious! Could it be that Konoha also inherited the change of faces of the Sichuan Opera?' Xiaoming put aside his inappropriate thoughts, raised his right hand flat, and extended his arm to the wooden strips formed by the wooden escape, and said, "I am the Shangnin of Konoha Village, Xiaoming! Orphan, I don't know who my parents are! I have five attributes, no yin and yang attributes, but I have strong vitality in my body. I learned medical ninjutsu with Master Tsunade. Later, I transplanted your cells and had yang attributes, and integrated the two attributes of earth and water into the yang attributes, and learned Wood escape!"
Hashirama was incredible to hear Xiao Ming say so much in one breath! A ninja without family heritage can actually master and learn wood escape by himself. Although he transplanted his own cells, he is still a genius!
Hashirama patted Xiao Ming on the shoulder and praised: "Xiao Mingjun, you are a genius! Although you have external help, you are amazing to be able to learn wood escape by yourself!"
Hashirama would not have thought that Xiao Ming had traveled through time. Although Xiao Ming knew the original work, Xiao Ming's perseverance was the strongest!
Xiao Ming is a person who knows nothing. After 30 years of accumulation, he rose after a peek at the Book of Seals.
If Xiao Ming had family guidance, he would not have taken any detours. He could only say that luck was a mess!
"Senior is too awarded!" Xiao Ming continued: "Actually, the resurrected senior mainly wants to learn wood escape, and since he has learned wood escape, he has obtained the inheritance of his senior. He wants to learn more ninjutsu about wood escape!"
"Since you want to learn Wood Divorce! Why don't you look for Xiao Gang? Before I died, I left behind the Wood Divorce inheritance!"
Xiao Ming explained: "I have learned all the inheritance left by my senior! I just want to learn the immortal arts of my senior!"
(The following is the plot that will make the author's own brain-enhancing plot due to the plot needs! If you don't like it, you can criticize me! But please show mercy!)
"I wonder if you have signed a contract with the psychic beast?" Hashima asked.
"I signed a psychic contract with the slugs from the Wet Bone Forest!"
"Since you already know about the Wet Bone Forest, you should also know about the three holy places!"
"Yes, senior!"
"Ordinary chakra is obtained through the perfect fusion of his body energy and mental energy. Ninjas can cast ninjas by consuming a certain amount of chakra. The immortal chakra is formed by absorbing natural energy based on the body energy and mental energy. The ninjas cast by consuming immortal chakra is called immortal craft. Use immortal craft to enter immortal mode. You must already know these!"
"Yes, senior!"
"Then I will tell you first about the three holy places that outsiders don't know!"
"Miaomushan's immortal arts can make the user have the characteristics of a toad, increase strength and strong recovery, and make people feel calm and relaxed the more they use, and will not be physically exhausted like using chakra! The immortal model learned in Dragon Di Cave is snake-like and has amazing recovery power compared to the toad nature. The snake-like immortal model gives the user extremely strong vitality and extraordinary insight. It will also affect people's minds! The immortal arts I practice are the immortal arts of the Wet Bone Forest, and the immortal arts with strong vitality are also the most difficult to practice! Because the requirements are too high, I am the only one in the Thousand Hand Clan to practice successfully!"
"A fairy art with strong vitality?"
"That's right! The magic of the Wet Bone Forest absorbs the vitality of the Wet Bone Forest, combined with spiritual energy and natural energy!"
"But senior! As far as I know, Master Tsunade also has strong vitality! Why didn't he learn it?"
"This question is good! Xiao Takashi is not without the ability to learn, but..."
"Just what senior!"
This time it was Hashirama's turn to be embarrassed, "It's just that Kozuna... she got into my bad habits at that time. When she was learning immortal arts, she went to gamble for money with the slug fairy! She was driven out by the slug fairy! Haha..."
‘It turns out that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! It seems that Tsunade is definitely a granddaughter!’
After the embarrassment, Hashima asked seriously: "Now you have all the conditions to learn immortal arts! But learning immortal arts is life-threatening! Do you still need to learn immortal arts?"
Danger! This taboo in Xiao Ming’s life! But Xiao Ming decided to be brave this time!
Chapter completed!