Xiao Ming also likes many characters in the plot in Naruto, but after living in the Naruto world for a long time, these once-fiction characters have become more and more real, and the love they once once has changed.

I have lived for too long, and everyone I have come into contact with is a living person and no longer treats them as fiction. Perhaps only such Xiao Ming has been integrated into this world.

When a person goes from ordinary to expansion after obtaining the supernatural magical power, and is finally defeated by reality, he can see his own shortcomings and deficiencies clearly, and he can truly release himself.

Now Xiao Ming has regained his former vulgar nature as an otaku. When he encountered these vivid lives, he began his funny career again.

The best testimony is to make the people around you funny.

If the people who are still alive in Naruto are selected to be a funny list, Xiao Ming will definitely be the first, or will always be the first.

As the No.1 of the Naruto world, every thing you do is absolutely earth-shaking.

...

The sun sets, the sun shines in the desert, the ground is full of golden, the breeze rolls up fine sand, and the three teenagers run in the world made of sand, and it is Naruto who is coming to support his good friends.

Orochimaru's Konoha collapse plan is still the same as in the anime. Although there are variables, the third generation still sacrificed itself against his beloved disciple Orochimaru for the dignity of the ninjae.

The story between Naruto and Gaara is missing the hostage Sakura, and it turns into Xiao Ming's vulgarity, two-to-one.

Although Naruto's mouth cannon has no power in the anime, he has Sasuke's poisonous tongue, which turns the two people's love affair into a triangular love affair.

Tsunade just took over as the Five Dynasty, and received a request for help from Satsuki Village, which was just enough to repair the relationship between the two villages.

Originally, he wanted to send out the elite Uenin team, but Naruto, who had just returned to the village, received the news.

Naruto took the initiative to apply for the task, but he discussed with his friends and went out to provide support without approval. Only people like Naruto dared to be so willful.

The three little guys made great progress in their practice this time. With the danger of asking for help from their friends, they just happened to go out to test themselves.

Unfortunately, they are too young and have no idea about the dangers outside! What they don’t know is that there is a despicable guy waiting for them.

...

Since they wanted to make trouble, they would make a big deal. Xiao Ming and A Fei had already discovered that the three teenagers had already arranged various layouts and traps.

A Fei was very excited, but he had no idea why Xiao Ming was doing this. A few days ago, he said he went out to do ninjutsu, but because he got lost, he accidentally found his adopted son and his three adopted sons. Why did he change it to kidnap? What advanced ninjutsu do three children know? I don’t understand at all!

"Senior Xiao Ming~! Is it really good to have sex with your own people?"

"You know nothing! You can do it yourself, you know the truth."

"But, Senior Xiao Ming~! Among these three little guys, your adopted son!"

"What's wrong with the adopted son? You killed him! What are you afraid of? We wear masks, and the blame will be taken over by the Akatsuki organization!"

"Senior Xiao Ming~! Is this really okay?"

"It's perfect! Don't be afraid, it's just done!"

"Senior Xiao Ming~! Aren't you going to do ninjutsu? It seems that two of these three teenagers were raised by you. What advanced ninjutsu can you have!"

"A Fei! You still haven't figured out the key points! The key points are tied up with the younger ones and blackmailed the old ones!"

"But……"

"Okay, don't have it anymore! They are here! Knock it out and kidnap it!"

"Okay! Senior Xiao Ming~!"

The most vulgar father in the Naruto world is born! Don’t be too worried about Kaguya Hito!

The three little guys were still running to the fullest. But what was waiting for them was the dizziness that hit the head with three sticks!

“Duang…”

“Duang…”

“Duang…”

The poor three little guys, what they didn't know was that a man once gave them a life-saving kunai, became their sectarians who were knocked out!

A Fei thinks this kidnapping is too simple! What a trap! A sneak attack! The plan is not available at all! This is too simple!

"Senior Xiao Ming~! It feels so simple!"

"Of course! When they came here, I sensed that they were carrying the special kunai I gave them."

"But, Senior Xiao Ming~! You know they have your special kunai on them, why did they ask me to set up so many traps just now?"

"Ah Fei! It's actually the senior who is training you! Your traps are well arranged, and now you can remove those traps."

"Oh...NO..."

Xiao Ming looked at A Fei who had gone away from the trap and smiled. In fact, he had made the matter complicated and completely forgot that he had cheaters. If he recognized this mistake, it would be really embarrassing.

...

Naruto, who was very nervous, gradually woke up and wanted to rub his eyes with his hands, but found that he was tied up and started yelling, "Hey~ What happened! Why was it tied up! Sasuke~ Sakura~ Where are you!"

Sasuke was woken up by Naruto's roar and discovered the fact that he was tied up. He was speechless to the point of calling his name beside Naruto, "Naruto, I'm right next to you, can you be more careful!"

"Sasuke, what happened, why are we tied up?"

"It must have been attacked! Also, you sat on Sakura, be careful that Sakura wakes up and goes wild!"

Unfortunately, everything was too late. Sakura found that there was a heavy thing pressing on her. She happened to hear the kiss of Sasuke and roared, "Naruto, get out! Otherwise you will die!"

"Shut up! Otherwise, kill you!" A low voice rang behind San Sansheng.

The owner of the low voice continued, "You have the right to remain silent and hand over all the valuable things!"

Naruto, who was very nervous, asked curiously: "Are you keep silent? Or do you explain valuable things?"

A thunderbolt hit Naruto in the head, "Of course, he was explaining things while keeping silent!"

Naruto thought to himself, although I am a little silly, I am not stupid! "I have been silent, how can I explain things?"

Another thunderbolt hit Naruto in the head, "Are you here to make fun of it? Now what am I asking! What are you answering!"

"Where are you putting your valuable things!"

Naruto looked confused. He thought it was good to keep silent, but he decided not to say it! Unfortunately, he talked too much at the beginning, which was not a good thing.

The third thunder came, "When you asked you to say something, you didn't say anything, and when you didn't let you say something, you couldn't finish talking."

Naruto was very aggrieved now. The person who hit him in the head reminded him of another asshole.

PS: The plot has been written recently, and some people are not satisfied. Maybe something happened at home, so the plot designed from the beginning is not very well written. The old gangster is sorry here!

In fact, Chapter 35 is a small excess. In order to reflect the unexpected friendship that the protagonist gets after leaving Konoha, so as to lead to the next plot.

All the plots of this book have an outline. Please feel free to read. What needs to be improved is my writing style. After all, the old man and the gangster have a low academic qualifications and are writing entirely based on their hobbies!

Thank you to the friends who gave me rewards, friends who voted for recommendations, and friends who are infinitely tolerant of me! Thank you everyone!
Chapter completed!