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Chapter 36 Funny vs Art

When Deidala heard the sound of beating, she remembered a past that was unbearable to look back on.

Fuck ~ the past!

Xiao Ming, who has liberated his nature, is terrible, dangerous, and committed suicide!

Xiao Ming looked at the scorpion, got closer step by step, and gently knocked the scorpion's head.

The scorpion's head slowly turned to this familiar Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming felt that the puppet of "Scorpion" was very special, so he looked around and looked around.

But A Fei couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled Xiao Ming over and introduced to the art duo, "This is my new partner, senior Xiao Ming." He pointed to the art duo, "This dwarf winter melon is a scorpion, and this yellow-haired one is Deidala." After the introduction, he whispered to Xiao Ming, "Didala is a second-hand artist, always imitating others."

When the scorpion heard the three words "Dwarf Winter Melon", he felt that the poison could come in handy.

Deidala also heard two keywords, second-hand, imitation, and finally she had a reason to blow this bastard up to heaven.

The funny duo really has a very hateful move! The artistic duo has positioned Xiao Ming and A Fei as the ones who must be killed.

Under Xiao Ming and A Fei's feet, several white spiders appeared. Deidala's clay explosion art has nothing to do with art except explosion.

"Drink~"

BOOM ~!!!

Deidala transformed into a bomb man, threw bombs in various ways, and almost killed herself.

The funny duo, one is a blur and the other is a flying thunder god, which is equivalent to a monster that runs through the wall in the bomber. It is completely impossible to pass the level.

After the explosion, Ah Fei was still standing there with a cute face (if you could see the face), but Xiao Ming appeared next to the food and picked up the food and ate it. He was completely unaware of being polite.

The scorpion looked at Xiao Ming who was eating unscrupulously and couldn't bear it at all. He shook his tail and wanted to poke Xiao Ming to death.

A Fei looked at Xiao Ming, who was avoiding the attack of scorpions while eating heartlessly, and joined Xiao Tail to jump rope and grab food.

Deidala felt that she was being ignored, and the clay bomb was thrown at Xiao Ming like she didn't have money.

The scene was in chaos, and only the troublemakers could face the chaotic scene calmly.

...

It became dark and the four of them calmed down. But it was impossible not to calm down! Although the two people on small planes could save their feet, they did not dare to rush to the Sagnin Village in broad daylight.

The other two funny guys didn't waste any energy at all, but they were a little dizzy when they took the bus! No matter who they were, Thunder God would vomit even if they were flying to death.

There are also benefits of being so desperate, such as the tacit cooperation between Xiao Ming and A Fei is better.

Deidala stared at Xiao Ming and wanted to kill him very much. Unfortunately, she was an artist, not an athlete, so she could not escape Xiao Ming at all! She could only kill Xiao Ming with her eyes.

Xiao Ming felt that he could still play for a round and mocked, "Explosion is just a fart, puff! Still artistic? There is no creativity at all!"

Xiao Ming ignored it at all, and Deidala, who was holding plasticine with both hands, continued to mock, "What is art? It must be creativity. Look at what your art is! Spiders? Birds? A group of spiders? A group of birds? No creativity at all. At most, it is a human-shaped bomb of your own, which is completely imitation!"

Xiao Ming kept paying attention to Deidala's expression. Seeing that curiosity was hooked up, Xiao Ming stopped talking! Yes, he just stopped talking! It was so cheap!

Deidala was not convinced and wanted to argue, "My art is explosion, do you know what explosion is!"

Xiao Ming ignored Deidala and said to A Fei, "A Fei, what is the sound of farting?"

Ah Fei turned his head to look at Xiao Ming, then looked at Deidala again, lowered his voice and said, "Puff!"

Xiao Ming asked again, "What is an explosion?"

A Fei said cutely, "It's very loud 'puff'!"

Xiao Ming continued to mock Deidala, "Your art of explosion is actually a very loud fart!"

"Puff~! Hahahaha!"

Deidala felt that the art she had insisted on for so many years actually made this bastard explain it as a "far"! It was still a very loud "far"! This is definitely an insult!

"Then what do you say is art!" Deidala asked, suppressing her anger.

Xiao Ming felt that it would be better to make it, so he said to Deidala, "Give me some plasticine and I will teach you!"

Deidala shouted, "It's not plasticine, it's clay!!!"

"What do I call you? I just call it plasticine. Do you still learn it? Just take it with me!"

Deidala seemed to be going home, crawling into the quilt and crying. She gave Xiao Ming some clay with a sad look on her face!

Xiao Ming ignored Deidala, who was full of grief, took the clay and squeezed it up.

While pinching, he also puts stones into the clay. If there is a modern person, he will definitely know what Xiao Ming is pinching! It is a grenade with stones placed!

After pinching it, Xiao Ming handed over the first grenade in the Naruto world to Deidala and asked him to try the power.

Deidala looked at something like a stick. She felt that she had been deceived and wanted to fight to the death with Xiao Ming, but Xiaoming gave Deidala an encouraging look.

Deidala threw out a grenade and was about to detonate. Xiao Ming shouted at him, "Wait a minute!" Unfortunately, everything was too late!

"Drink~!"

BOOM~!

The grenade detonated by Deidala exploded instantly, and countless stones flew. This Naruto world's first grenade ruthlessly bombed his maker and user. In addition to Ah Fei, even the scorpion was affected.

Although it did not hurt everyone, your sister's stones hurt so much when they hit her body!

Pain is nothing, this grenade is like hitting Newton's apple. It gave Deidara countless inspirations.

Excited Deidala asked Xiao Ming, "Although she doesn't feel that she has no power, she can continue to experiment and it should be able to enhance a lot."

Xiao Ming glanced at Deidala, and you still fucked me like this, and I didn’t want to pay attention to you anymore!

Xiao Ming said lightly, "Swap the stones into iron beads or nails, and that power is so sour and refreshing!"

"Can you still play like this?"

"What do you think?"

"How else can I play besides playing like this?"

"You can play whatever you want!"

"But I don't know how to play! How to play!"

"Do you play or not? Do you have to teach you everything?"

Ah Fei felt so cute that he had no idea what these two people were talking about! He turned to look at Scorpion and asked, "What do they want to play?"

"Play to you!" Scorpions didn't know what they were going to play, so they could only talk nonsense.

A Fei asked Xiao Ming curiously, "What do you want to play!"

"Get out!"

Xiao Ming was too lazy to pay attention to this slut, and continued to use clay to pinch airplanes, cannons, tanks, and shells. Deidala was on the side, looking at these novel things, waiting for Xiao Ming to explain.

Xiao Ming pinched a bunch of devastating weapons, pointed to the plane, tank, cannon and said, "These three things become bigger! The ones with wings are planes that can fly, and then drop the grenade just now from the middle. This is a tank, and after it becomes bigger, it fires shells. Finally, this is a cannon, which is also a cannon."

Xiao Ming said again, "You go there to play. By the way, I'm going to rest!"

Xiao Ming looked at Deidala while playing, and felt a sense of accomplishment!

The first prize in the kindergarten plasticine competition in the previous life finally played a role in this world!

PS: No fight, just funny!
Chapter completed!
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