Chapter 775 Gongsun Helan's Crazy Crazy

That night, General Gongsun’s Mansion.

He drove all the servants in the living room out, and only Gongsun Wude and Gongsun Helan were left in the whole hall, staring at each other with big eyes like a cockfighting.

"I really want to do this?" Gongsun Wudeba blinked his old eyes and stared at his good nephew. The old skin on his face trembled, and his expression seemed to be constipated.

"Yes." Without nodding, Gongsun Helan hugged her arms, but just let out a cool nod, and there seemed to be a look of excitement between the corners of her eyes and eyebrows.

"Can you change the method?" Gongsun Wude swallowed and tried hard to make the final struggle. His expression looked like a young wife who had suffered so much grievances in her in-laws' house and had not yet told her.

"That's nothing to discuss?!" Seeing Gongsun Helan shook his head, Gongsun Wude's little temper jumped out, raised his hand and pointed at Gongsun Helan's nose and shouted and cursed: "You little bastard, your wings are hard? Do you know what respects the elderly and loves the young? Do you know what is the difference between the elderly and the young? Do you know..."

"Uncle, you can fight back." Seeing that the old man became more and more excited, Gongsun Helan had to speak out and remind him: "No matter how heavy your hands are, even if you have broken arms and legs, I won't mind. Who told me to be a junior and your nephew?"

"To be honest, if Brother Liu hadn't said that his injury could not be faked, my nephew would really not be able to take action against his uncle," Gongsun Helan said with a look of impotent, "So, in order to make up for the guilt in his nephew's heart, my uncle still took action and beaten up. He was injured on his body, and my nephew's heart was relaxed. Really, I don't mind. If there are any methods, I just use it as much as possible. I will not blame my uncle."

"You don't mind, I mind!" Looking at the little boy in front of me who still has the face and claims to be his nephew, Gongsun Wude was angry and said: "It's a show and act for outsiders to watch, but who knows whether you will take the opportunity to kill him? Lai Hao is also a goalkeeper. If it is reported that even his nephew can't beat him, how can he have any face to hang out in the army?"

Knowing that he was no longer an opponent of their Xiaolan'er, Gongsun Wude had to fight back between "being beaten" and "being beaten", so as to be able to protect some of his old faces.

"Everyone uses force to fight fairly, what's wrong?" Gongsun Helan looked up and down at his uncle with malicious intentions, and said with a smile: "I have taught my nephew a lot like this before, but now, my uncle is a little afraid?"

Thinking about his miserable childhood in the past, living under the shadow of his father and uncle, Gongsun Helan's determination just now became extremely firm again. If he doesn't take advantage of his grudges, he will not revenge. If he doesn't take advantage of this opportunity to beat someone up and vent his anger, he will definitely regret it in the future.

"Who said I didn't dare?!" Gongsun Wude shouted at the time as if he was stepped on his tail, but then he thought that he was at a disadvantage now, and his tone softened again. He hummed twice in dissatisfaction, saying, "As an elder, I just don't want to take advantage of you. If it weren't for you to get rid of the crime, do you think you can get it with your three-legged cat skill?"

Anyway, bragging is not worth the capital, Gongsun Wude has made an old face tonight, and his face is not ashamed to be red when he says anything.

"My uncle is righteous, and my nephew is also extremely grateful and admired. As the saying goes, it is said that long pain is worse than short pain. Otherwise, let's start now?" Without any sense of gratitude, Gongsun Helan looked at Gongsun Wude with his eyes shining.

"Wait!" Looking at Gongsun Helan's smirk, Gongsun Wude couldn't help but take a step back and said, "If you want to hit, you can change one punch!"

"Okay!" Gongsun Helan was also unambiguous and agreed immediately. As long as she could beat her uncle happily, it would be worth it if she was beaten up again.

"Look at me, the black tiger," he took the initiative to do it first, and then suffered. How could Gongsun Wude, who had been in the army for a lifetime, not knowing this truth? So while Gongsun Helan was unprepared, the old man poked a punch into the chest of his dear nephew without hesitation.

"Despicable! Look at me being swayed!" Gongsun Helan was not showing any weakness, and pushed Gongsun Wude with a punch, and then kicked him.

"Look at my head-on fist!"

"Look at my penis!"

"You little boy, you really play?! OK! Watch me play with two dragons!!"

"Monkey picks peaches!"

"Insert the nostrils!"

"The yellow dog pisses!"

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It was a crackling bang, and in a short while, the tables, chairs and benches in the hall were all messed up. When the servants guarding outside the hall heard the sound, Gongsun and his brother were already panting and lying on the ground in intertwined manner. One had a bruised nose and the other had a swollen face, and the other had a swollen nose. They were all like a mature pig's head on the tribute table, and they looked full of joy.

"Crazy! It's so crazy! Even I dare to hit me!" Another fist hit Gongsun Helan's jaw. Gongsun Wude shouted loudly to the general in charge of the incoming house: "Gongsun Qi, Gongsun Yi, why are you still standing? Why don't you get this little boy out of me? Ouch!!"

By accident, Gongsun Wude's left eye slit up again, and the circles that were originally black and green seemed even more black and beautiful.

"Young Master! Young Master! Wake up, what's wrong with you?!" Seeing Gongsun Helan riding on their general again in a blink of an eye, she wanted to beat him up again with a fist. Gongsun Qi and the others were so scared that they hurriedly stepped forward to raise Gongsun Helan, and tried their best not to move any more, so as not to add any scars to their general's face.

"Don't leave, my old grandson is here! Don't hurt my master!"

"Second junior brother! Bajie! Where have you died? Why don't you come and save the master?!"

"Uh?" Gongsun Helan's series of lines made everyone in the hall stunned. What is the young master singing? What master, Bajie's? Where is this?

"I'm crazy about losing my heart, little boy is crazy about losing my heart!" Gongsun Wude took the opportunity to get up from the ground and made a very loud judgment: "Tie him up first, watch him, and take someone to ask the doctor to come and see him!"

No words all night.

The next morning, Gongsun Wude got up from the couch early, and the wounded men on the opposite side did not make any decorations, and then went to the palace wearing official uniforms.

Yesterday, Gongsun Helan slept on the couch in the name of being drunk. The eunuch who was so anxious that he returned to the palace to reply to the imperial edict was crying, which was considered to have rejected the emperor's summons. Today, Gongsun Helan was crazy. How could he say that Gongsun Wude, who is the one who is a man, have to stand up and apologize to the emperor, right?

"Oh! General Gongsun, what's wrong with you?" After coming out of Hongwen Palace, seeing Gongsun Wude's face as if it was purple and purple as if it was pig's head, Li Ran couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Your face? Who is this? With such a boldness, you dare to beat me the general of the Tang Dynasty. Is there any other way to the king?"

"Oh, Mr. Li, don't say it. The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!" Gongsun Wude said with a bleak expression: "Our Xiaolan'er, somehow, was crazy. After waking up last night, she was like a mad dog. She took advantage of the fact that I was not prepared and beat me up. If I hadn't been weak, I would have been unable to come to the palace today."

"What? Are you crazy about losing your heart?" In Hongwen Hall, Li Shimin, after listening to Gongsun Wude's report, put down the memorial in his hand, looked up at Gongsun Wude who was standing below. When he saw the old man's face, especially the two people with dark eye sockets that were almost burst out, he couldn't help but take a breath: This old fox is really willing to spend money!

"Yes, the emperor, I'm crazy." Gongsun Wude shyed his stomach and said with a loud voice: "It's good and bad, and it's no different from a normal person. When it's bad, it's like a mad dog. It's simple and doesn't recognize the relatives, but God kills it. Our Gongsun family is the only one. Why did God make him suffer from this strange disease?"

The blink of an eye forcefully made Gongsun Wude squeeze out two tears. An old man in his forties and fifties, the general of the left-level magistrate of the Tang Dynasty, cried so miserably in front of Li Shimin.

"But hire a doctor? What does the doctor say?" Knowing that Gongsun Wude was acting, Li Shimin had to cooperate fully. After a few words of comfort, he asked Gongsun Helan's condition very well.

"The Emperor Lao was worried about it, and he hired several doctors, but he couldn't even diagnose it." After putting away his tears, Gongsun Wude bowed and reported: "This time he entered the palace for his ministers. On his behalf, he apologized to the emperor for yesterday's incident, and on the other hand, he wanted to ask the emperor for a few imperial physicians to go back to see if there could be any improvement, and also ask the emperor to be able to approve it."

"Well, this is true. Although Gongsun Helan made some mistakes at the border, he was the captain of my Tang Dynasty and the nephew of General Gongsun. He must not be neglected." Li Shimin turned his head and ordered Li Ran: "You will go to the Imperial Medical Office to preach the decree, and the Imperial Medical Office ordered Ren Bingcheng to personally rush to Gongsun Mansion to treat Gongsun Helan."

"Yes, the emperor." Li Ran responded happily.

"The emperor is polite, I thank you for your gratitude!" Gongsun Wude took advantage of the situation and bent over to thank him.

"Okay, my dear is injured and it is not convenient to stay for a long time. Let's go back to the house with the imperial physician to recuperate later." Li Shimin nodded slightly, and waved his hand to send Gongsun Wude.

"Emperor, Captain Gongsun suffered a stubborn illness and was unconscious, so he was inconvenient to interrogate him. I don't know how to reply to Gaochang's reading?" Seeing Gongsun Wude slowly retreating, Cen Wenben, who was responsible for handling Gaochang's reading, made a speech.
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