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762 Iralai

Lin Youde opened his mouth half open, not knowing how to do it for a while.

This distance made him inexplicably have the urge to imitate ancient people to sing mountain songs through the mountains...

But then he thought about it, Freya once said that her father was also very interested in human culture. Maybe a few folk songs would really enhance the favorability of his father-in-law and cheat some Elalah technology back.

So he tried to say, "Hey~ I practice singing when I got off the boat, beat the gong~ I sing in the mountains and sing my father-in-law, hey, it's really good!"

When my father-in-law heard this, he immediately said happily: "Ah, I know this, it is a custom of you humans! I know how to respond! Hey~ Come to the port to pick up the girl, pick up the girl! The son-in-law leans aside, hey shit go!"

Lin Youde was so embarrassed that he thought to himself, what kind of word is this?

Here we were singing happily, Freya shouted to her father: "Come here, dad!"

"I'm going, I'm going! Look at the aircraft under my feet [no mistake] is moving!"

Only then did Lin Youde notice that he was indeed moving slowly towards the Enterprise, with a speed of about five centimeters per second.

Enleco is already complaining: "Is this approaching us at the speed of the cherry blossoms falling?"

Freya smiled embarrassedly and looked speechless to her father.

Lin Youde decided to take the initiative to lean over. As soon as he started moving, his father-in-law stepped back with all his might.

"Aren't you a diplomat?" Lin Youde was speechless.

"I'm not mentally prepared yet! I need a process of gradually approaching you to complete the preparation!"

Lin Youde opened his mouth wide, looking speechless.

"Don't show this expression. If you notify me in advance, I can prepare in the virtual reality first. I will do this every time I go on diplomatic missions. Races that are not humanoids need to prepare for three days, and humanoids need to prepare for about a week."

Lin Youde stopped approaching his father-in-law and sighed softly: "You Eralah diplomats are too useless, right?"

"Nonsense, we diplomats can stand among you without getting stuffy noses, and can shake hands with you without wearing gloves! We are very strong."

The public network on the enterprise account is quiet.

Enleco took the lead in breaking the quietness in the officer channel: "I remember, the Elalai people didn't have this problem back then, right? Did it gradually get a problem after relying too much on machinery and advocating freedom and personal space?"

"Yes, that's what Freya said." Lin Youde replied.

Lin Xiangzhi added: "The same goes for human alien behaviorists."

"But I can't imagine what the Elalay people looked like back then. Taking us humans as an example, I will never believe that we humans will eventually evolve into this!"

"Maybe, after all, the Elalays have evolved for tens of thousands of years before this." Jing Huayuan complained.

"Is it like this after staying for tens of thousands of years? The final form of Ah Pai!" Enleco was shocked with his own style. "Fortunately, we humans have entered the new era of human beings. Ah Pai can also have a handsome appearance and a strong body, and no longer have to be despised by taking advantage of external conditions!"

After Enleco finished speaking, Lan Xiaolian said: "In fact, what is more important is to be highly informative, turning all human beings into homes. Even I can be classified as a home of Game of Thrones."

There was a dead silence in the Officers Channel.

Lan Xiaolian probably felt something strange and hurriedly said, "What's so strange about this? It's so simple for modern humans to obtain information. When they think about spending time, they will naturally get home..."

Xia Yongzhi seemed to want to relieve Lan Xiaolian's embarrassment, so she continued to say, "Yes. I became an old war movie without realizing it. I can recognize the scenes of the old war movies at once, but for new humans, after watching it, they can usually recognize it at a glance. This seems not worthy of being teased..."

While watching the officers explode their hobbies on the officer channel, Lin Youde was waiting for his father-in-law to float over at a speed of five centimeters in seconds.

"Hurry up." Lin Youde couldn't help but urge.

"I'm already speeding up. You see, it's already fifty centimeters in seconds! Also, are you a standard tone of saying this? You humans shouldn't be like this when you say this: 'Hurry up~'." My father-in-law said something strange and weird.

Freya complained about her father before Lin Youde: "That's a special term that was used when fighting Landlords."

"No, no one uses this specifically when fighting Landlords." Lin Youde was interrupted by Freya's sleeve as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Xu." Freya said on the Harem Channel, "It's easier for my dad to say that."

Lin Youde nodded skeptically. Then he asked: "I said, don't you go over and pick up your father?"

"No. He also has social phobia for me, and he had to prepare for a long time when he had contacted me."

Lin Youde sighed.

"My father-in-law," he shouted, "Let's just talk directly from this distance. We need supplies and repairs..."

"You said it!" reminded his father-in-law, and raised his finger and pointed to his head. "You said it in the communication! Aren't your new human memory very good? Why don't you remember it?"

Lin Youde blinked his eyes.

"Okay, then we have nothing to say, you can actually not come here."

"Is it OK?". My father-in-law looked like he caught a life-saving straw, "Is it really OK?"

"Yes." Lin Youde nodded.

"But aren't you humans particularly sticking to shaking hands? Those who don't shake hands are regarded as enemies."

“We humans do not have that kind of custom.”

"What about drinking?" Duke Eton continued, "Don't you humans pay attention to 'this wine is with your blood', and you also like to use throwing cups to test your friendship with each other?"

Lin Youde complained on the harem channel: "Mom, this is indeed Freya's father, it's like a fake one."

Freya laughed in the harem channel: "Hahaha, indeed. I think my dad is so ridiculous. Could it be that I, who just came to the human world, look the same as my dad now?"

The other three people on the channel answered in unison: "Same."

Noah interrupted: "You have another word 'sexy'."

"Ah, I've been praised by Little Noah~" Freya smiled, "I'll reward Little Noah with a hug later."

While Lin Youde's harems were talking, the mobile platform under his father-in-law's feet had changed from forward gear to backward gear, and retreated at a much noticeable speed than when he was moving forward.

The father-in-law stepped back and said, "I'm ready for the delivery room, and there are a thousand artificial uteruses in standby. Each uterus is equipped with a whole set of robots. You can have children at any time!"

Lin Youde supports his forehead.

The father-in-law was still shouting: "It's not just Freya, but other girls will have no problem if they want to have children with their lovers!" (To be continued.)

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