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299 Telling a big lie to deceive the whole galaxy is so exciting

"Can you cheat?" Xia Yongzhi asked.

"I said this thing has recognized my master after bleeding."

Lin Youde and De Niro looked at each other, and Enleco shouted directly: "I know what's going on in this scene! This thing has recognized the master with blood!"

Lin Youde ran by ten thousand grass mud horses in his heart. Brother, you really say that!

The mirror was still faithfully acting as a supporting role: "The machine has no blood to drip, it's a drop of oil to recognize the master!"

“It’s not oily either!”

"Why am I being criticized instead!"

Immediately afterwards, Noah said with his own voice synthesis device: "The analysis was completed, the status was determined: insufficient data. The biological properties were detected. The biological scanner could not be connected. Try again in ten seconds."

【Noah…】

[Aren't you going to play a scene of recognizing your master with blood? Come and touch this thing.]

Lin Youde is so embarrassed. He is so stupid. I haven’t made a decision yet. You guys just act without permission.

[I have seen your true thoughts in your subconscious mind!]

Well, it's the same again. Lin Youde found that as long as Noah came out of this statement, he could do whatever he wanted and put it on Lin Youde's head.

【Yes, you are also awesome to realize this.】

...

Lin Youde was appointed, so he walked forward, reached out and touched the super-civilized cube that was still saying inexplicable words according to Noah's instructions.

"Nanomechanical is monitored, i is being identified, identification is completed, green. Commander information is being logged in."

Enleco continued to act next to him: "I understand! It's a fire! The fire is also a product of super civilization. Because the head has a fire on its body, this thing recognizes the head as a member of super civilization!"

In the officers' encrypted channel, Xia Yongzhi asked suspiciously: "Have you two spoken through private channels?"

"No." Enleco and Lin Youde responded at the same time.

"Hey, is that?" Xia Yongzhi seemed very suspicious.

Noah also cooperated with Enleco's words. He asked the cube to continue saying the lines: "Login is completed and the biometric information of the mother race begins to be updated."

【What the hell is the female race?】

[Or what else is it called?] Noah asked rhetorically.

[Forget it, you let it say that, then that's it. The name of the mother race is really boring.]

Enleco has completely regarded himself as a narrator over the past: "This is to determine that the life characteristics of super civilization have changed over a long period of time, so that we may all be identified as super civilization!"

The intranet of the enterprise account is now in a state of turmoil. Everyone is discussing this development enthusiastically, and they are obviously excited. However, the members in the hangar are still doing their own work calmly, and they just glance at the situation here from time to time. Only a few guys who just happened to take a break and stood up and looked here with concentration.

The Tula people lying on the ground also looked here, and were so surprised that even their dorsal fins were erected. The biggest difference between them and dolphins is that their dorsal fins are soft.

However, the words Lin Youde and his friends said just now were not translated. They were in the original human language, and the machines operated by Noah also spoke human language. The Tula people should not understand them at all.

The human officers here discuss on the encrypted channel:

Xia Yongzhi asked worriedly: "Now I'll fool the crew, but what should I do next? We want to continue to go out and fool the Tula people, that's not as simple as fooling the Tula people. We are actually equivalent to fooling the entire Milky Way, right? Noah's secret. No one else should know except us, right?"

"Yes." Lin Youde answered decisively.

[Actually, even you are fooled, hahahahaha.]

[Three laughs are not suitable for you, a poker-faced foodie, and I would like to be quiet. I don’t want to complain about the two live treasures of Enleco and Jinghuayuan in reality, and I also want to complain about you. It’s very tiring.]

Noah didn't reply. But the super-civilized cube in her hand began to change the light emitted. The rotating light made Enleco unable to help confirm: "This thing is really the legacy of super-civilization. It's not the light ball of any theme disco? It seems that everyone likes to make these props."

"Don't worry, this thing is really a super civilized heritage. But without other super civilized devices, the function is similar to the lighting ball in the disco."

"Damn it. What we picked up for the hair first is the most useless part."

"I said," Xia Yongzhi was probably helpless. In addition to her, the other two officers on the channel should be helpless. Enleco and Lin Youde were too nervous. "What should I do? Do you deceive the entire Milky Way?"

"What's wrong?" Lin Youde asked, "This is the Enterprise. If you don't do anything earth-shaking, how can you deserve the name of this ship? That's how you decided to tell the Tula people everything that happened here, and expressed your welcome to send personnel to confirm the status of the thing. Be kind to the point, making people feel that we want to negotiate and resolve this problem."

"What about the dolphin that is already on the boat?" Lin Xiangori asked, "Are we going to take pictures to protect him?"

Instead of answering immediately, Lin Youde came to the Tula man and squatted down and looked at its eyes.

Tula people adjusted their heads. According to human culture, Tula people are now in a state of looking at people from the corner of their eyes. This is an insult, but that is just a feeling formed by humans based on their own body shape. On Tula people, tilting their heads to you like this is respect for you, because you are now in the default focus center of one of the other person's eyes. Tula people cannot judge the distance between you and him by vision alone. It is very dangerous for them, but at the same time, it can see you as clearly as possible in this position, so this is a polite approach, indicating that you attach great importance to you and are not on guard against you.

"It was really unexpectedly unfolding," said the Tula. "Sure enough, this ship is not that simple, and I was right to send it."

It seems that the Tula people have determined that the ship has super civilization-related secrets and bear an incredible secret mission.

Lin Youde didn't go to correct it anymore. He was ready to tell a big lie anyway, so it didn't matter if there was one more lie.

"Due to the change in the situation, we may not return the things to Tula, but it depends on the negotiations with Tula." Lin Youde paused, and then continued, "But, for the smooth progress of the negotiation, we may deport you immediately."

"No problem, that's exactly what I want."

“I want to know what kind of treatment you will get according to Tula’s law.”

"In the best case, I will be broken down into nutrients and return to the embrace of the sea of ​​the mother star. This is the final destination of all the Tula people. However, what may be waiting for me is the worst case, and I may be broken down and then become cosmic dust, drifting in the dark universe forever."

“Isn’t this the same?”

"It's different, but I probably can't explain it to you." The Tula people made a series of translation modules that were helpless.

Lin Youde was silent for a few seconds, and then ordered Lin Xiangzhi: "Tell the Tula people that we will repatriate the Tula pilots who fled to us and ask them to send someone to accept it." (To be continued...)
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