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255 Water does not only women, but also female dolphins

"About this question, your officer who has a head that is very consistent with our Tula people's aesthetics said..."

"No, it's Instructor Li." Lin Youde said in the sentence structure that the Tula people's translation machine had just been very persistent.

"Instructor Li said that your factory Anaheim is installing our dedicated cockpit for some of the fuselages. In addition, he also said that the artillery control position for us will be added to the ship."

Lin Youde curled his lips. Now it is obviously a critical time to speed up the outfitting ships, but he has added these outfitting projects. I don’t know what Instructor Li is thinking. It would be nice to be able to outfit 60% of the weapons before he had to set off.

"This sneering action is used to express your dissatisfaction in your human expressions. Is there anything wrong with my behavior that makes you feel unpleasant?"

"No." Lin Youde shook his head, "I am dissatisfied with Instructor Li. That... what should I call you?"

"You humans will find my real name ridiculous, so I usually use a substitute name in the human world, just call me 'The Head of the Seven Warriors Sea'."

Lin Youde felt that the temperature instantly dropped to freezing point.

"Strange," said the Dolphin, "Is this the wrong joke? But the officer with a head that suits our Tula people's aesthetics, said that this joke is OK."

"Did he laugh before saying this?"

"No."

"That's just polite words. He doesn't find it funny, he just says so out of diplomatic etiquette."

"This is really a pity." Because it was translated by a translator, the words of the dolphins do not Tula people always feel a bit literal, a bit like the so-called translation accent in the past. "In fact, we do not have the expression of laughter. Although the parts related to laughter in human language have corresponding words in our language, I often think. Is the so-called "hilarious points" of human beings really the "hilarious points" in our language?"

Because the translation machine does not care about IQ, it translates both "hilarious points". If Lin Youde is asked to translate, the second funny point should be directly used in the original pronunciation of Dolphin Tula.

Enleco frowned and stared at the water tank: "This Haitula people think so much."

"You usually think too little."

While Lin Youde responded, the Tula people continued: "Back to the point, you can indeed call me "the head of the Seven Warriors Sea under the King", I don't mind."

"This title is too long, please simplify it."

"Then call me Shuke"

Is this called simplification?

“That’s what the human women we receive when we come to the human world.”

"Did she also name the other dolphin I mean the Tula people 'Beta'?"

"Yes. And Pipilu and Lucisi, I know, these are the characters in your classics."

At this time, the other Tula people had been transported to the ship's water circulation system treatment center, which would become their temporary residence.

[Anaheim engineers are urgently building things next to the water circulation center, which may be a device that allows dolphins to quickly enter the water cabinet and be transported.]

Lin Youde immediately contacted the main control room of the dock and asked whether the cargo handover department would transport Tula people in the next step. It was a transparent bucket with wheels that Lin Youde had seen at the Lin family's banquet many times. It could roll the wheels and move around under the control of Tula people.

As a result, the handover told Lin Youde that the thing was being urgently assembled in an Anaheim factory.

The combat maid who was scheduled to be configured in the battleship had not yet been in place, and she had to squeeze out productivity to create these things. Lin Youde could only shake his head.

"Now we'll start to transfer the last box." Lin Youde made a gesture to Enleco, so the two of them took over the industrial robots in Anaheim, bid farewell to the officer escorting the Tula people, and pushed the water tank and moved.

"Is the galaxy you were in was in a bad situation?"

"Yes. Residents are rioting, holding up the slogan "making those fish into seafood" to hit the training center of the Space Army. Many people were arrested. Both sides had casualties..."

"How did the mob make the Cosmic Army casualties?"

"Because there were new recruits who sympathized with them and wanted to persuade the mob to disperse. They were beaten to death and hung in the mob's car to public. You humans are so strange. You humans would think that not wearing clothes is an insult."

Tula couldn't, Shuk rolled in the water tank, swaying its bare body comfortably (it would never be harmonious if the naked body of a dolphin is written?).

Enleco and Lin Youde looked at each other, then turned their eyes to Tula's body in the water tank.

"It's broken, I seem to have a sense of inexplicable excitement," he said.

"Hahaha, it's so interesting." Lin Youde said perfunctorily.

"In fact, there are really people rubbing us." said the Tula man in the tank.

How amazing that is that.

"Also, I'm actually a female Tula."

"Fuck," Enleco exclaimed, "Will this ship mostly connect to the alien creatures, be it?"

"No, the number of men and women in our military advisory group is one to one."

"What kind of project do you come to us humans for?" Lin Youde changed the topic, "I have never heard of military cooperation with the Tula people."

"Of course, military cooperation will not be placed where everyone can see it casually." The Tula people flipped vertically in the water tank, and Lin Youde guessed that the Tula people's body language was equivalent to shrugging.

The Tula people continued: "We help humans design new ships, especially small combat boats. We will participate in the design of the pirates you use. In addition, we also help you develop biotechnology and improve the nanomechanics you use. Our Tula people are much stronger in biotechnology than you humans. Correspondingly, we hope to obtain technology from humans to allow nanomechanics and biological organisms to coexist."

Lin Youde couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Does Tula people also want to become mechanical?"

"About every race in the Milky Way, there are people who envy you humans, but most races do not allow themselves to become semi-mechanical in ethical terms. Of course, the main reason why they prevent everyone from doing this is the solidification of social forms. Most races have existed for too long. Moreover, the speed of technological innovation continues to decline with the longer lifespan. The progress of technology should have promoted social innovation, but after the speed of technological progress is lower than the speed of social stability, it becomes the current state of most races."

"I always feel that you speak very much like my former sociology teacher, Shuke." Lin Youde couldn't help but say.

"I am responsible for daily management in the advisory group. It's similar to your human HR (Human Resource Management), so I do study sociology. Did I bore you just now? I'm sorry for this, but I can't compensate..."

"No, I like this kind of topic."

"I feel bored here," Enleco raised his hand, "but it doesn't matter. It's nothing bad to hear interesting things."

"That means I can continue?" The Tula people rolled in the water tank again. Lin Youde noticed that the direction of the rolling this time was exactly the opposite of that. He didn't know if it had a special meaning. The Tula people did not explain their actions. Instead, they continued: "I just talked about the solidification of society. The Eralah people and the Juka people are very obvious examples. These two races cannot be semi-mechanized in the entire race. The Juka people will not mention it for now. Even if the Eralah people are semi-mechanized, some of them are even a few of them. Others continue to do their own things. The society can't be called society anymore. The Eralah people are just a loose group of independent individuals. The excessive social solidification of extreme emphasis on personal space has caused this situation.

"But our Tula society is different. This is because the philosophy we believe in is different from other civilizations. We are born in water, and the characteristics of water are rooted in our culture. We believe that the form of society should be varied, and we should change the form of society at any time to adapt to the situation, just like water. In fact, the words change and adaptation are reflected in all aspects of us. You see, we have no hair. But we don't think that the hairy race is disgusting. In fact, many of us like your human hair very much and think it's beautiful; we don't wear clothes. But when we come to you, we will also happily try new things."

As he said that, the device on Tula's head flashed a few times, Lin Youde remembered that it should be something that Tula people called "brain companions". They used this thing to realize their interaction with the machine.

The next moment, the Tula man in the cabinet was wearing a funny little dress, and the picture of the head was more like a bowler hat poking with his nose was displayed on the outer wall of the water cabinet.

"I like this outfit quite a bit. By the way, Beta fell in love with your human white thighs and talked to us all day long about how wonderful it is when human thighs are wrapped in stockings."

Damn, that dolphin is a good person to play!

"Then he put stockings on his tail fin."

Lin Youde immediately found the scenes of the water cabinet being transported in from his memory. Although he did not pay attention to it, his nanomechanical eyes still kept the pictures of every second in his field of vision intact, so he found the Tula man with stockings on his tail fin without much effort.

"Okay, maybe you Tula people are really fickle, so you want to become mechanical, too?"

"Oh, yes. We hope to obtain various conveniences after semi-mechanization. We have been working hard to absorb the excellent places of various civilizations and give our civilization the same advantages, so we can become the sixty-one in the Galaxy Parliament."

Only then did Lin Youde remember that Tula was a civilization that was stronger than Navi Pengrui and humans.

Those mobs actually wanted to eat them as sashimi...

(Thanks to Chuxue (that Roman sound is Chuxue), Ling Ruobingchen, Miracle Magic Swordsman and other new alliance leaders, and also thanks to the old alliance leaders, the Empire Meow Meow, Ji Qianrulong, Qian Lingzi and Nan Ganbo. Especially Nan Ganbo, they gave rewards silently. The others showed their faces in the book review area. Mr. Nan did not show his face and left after the reward. They had a very heroic demeanor. I am a funny guy who can jump around so much until now, and they are all the credit for the vast "silent majority" including you, including you. When I think of you, I feel extremely confident. Thank you.) (To be continued...)
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