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The ninety-fifth cute, Your Majesty fainted

The fruits on the trees were memorizing poems together. The scene was so beautiful that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were shocked.△After a while, Zhu Bajie whispered: "These fruits are really interesting and cute."

Sun Wukong also smiled and said, "Everyone looks white and fat, and they look very fun."

Zhu Bajie flattened her mouth and said, "Strange, it's logical that there are such fun things. The owner should take them out to show off. You see, he arranged for the white crane to welcome guests and the mysterious ape to offer fruits. They are all for showing off. There are such powerful immortal fruits here, so guests should be invited to listen to them recite poems. Wouldn't they pretend to be the ultimate?"

As the two of them were talking about this, they heard the girl named Qingfeng say, "Mingyue, have you heard from the master? Among the evil guests who came this time, there was Sun Wukong, the demon king who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. That guy is a demon king. Monsters are so terrible. If she knows about our ginseng fruit, she will definitely come to steal it... If these cute children are eaten by her, that's so pitiful."

Sun Wukong was furious: How could I, Lao Sun, eat such a cute child? Do you really think I am a monster?

The little girl named Mingyue also said, "I also heard from the master that there is a man named Zhu Bajie among the evil guests. He is a wanted criminal from Heaven. He is a wanted criminal. When she heard that he is a person who is extremely bad. If she sees these children, she will definitely eat them up."

Sister Zhu Ba was also furious: I am a general, not a demon, so how could I eat a child?

Qingfeng said again: "There is also a roller blind general. It seems that he broke the Liulizhang in the heavenly court and escaped from the lower world... The master's divination technique can calculate his past and present lives. Even if this person has been hiding and never showed up, he cannot escape the master's calculations. If she sees these children, she might throw them to death like she throws the Liulizhang."

Sha Wujing was also furious: I broke the Liulizhang just to find a sense of existence, but I have never done anything really bad. How could I fall a child? In the Liushahe Research Institute, I have never fallen a researcher.

Qingfeng and Mingyue didn't know that someone was eavesdropping nearby. The two of them played with the ginseng fruits for a while, taught them a few new poems, and then asked them to hide in the leaves. Then they slowly returned to the front yard.

When the two of them went far, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie walked under the tree with dark faces. In fact, Sha Wujing also walked out side by side, but her presence was too weak, and even the thirty-two father-in-law, who was the author, did not notice it, so she only wrote about the first two people.

"Wukong, what do you think you should do?"

"You need to say that those two boys insult us too much and must retaliate!"

"The key is how to retaliate and to what extent."

"It goes without saying that they don't want us to do whatever we want us to do."

"No, right? Wouldn't you want to eat two children?"

"this……"

Sun Wukong hesitated and said, "Of course it is impossible to eat children, Hum, but this tone cannot be vain... My old Sun will make trouble for them, Hum, let them know how powerful my demon king Sun Wukong is."

Sister Zhu Ba snorted, "Make trouble? This is my specialty."

The two looked at each other, then walked towards the ginseng fruit tree with a smirk, and extended their evil bad hands to the children on the tree...

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The next morning, Tang Sen got up early, and the mountains were cold. Although he slept very late last night, he was very energetic this morning, breathing almost no pollution air, as if he had washed his lungs once, and he felt comfortable.

He patted Sun Wukong's door: "Hey, Wukong, it's time to get up and continue on the road."

Sun Wukong's lazy voice came from the room: "I'll sleep for a while and have tossed with the child all night, so tired."

Tang Sendaqi: Where did the children come from in this mountain? Isn’t it a dream? Just let her have a beautiful dream for a while.

He patted Zhu Bajie's door again: "Hey, Bajie, get up."

The room responded to him with a confused voice in his dream: "Long Aotian's eyebrows are beautiful, his back is bear, and his waist is invincible... He waved his stick... and slap..."

Tang Sen covered his face and retreated quickly. Damn it, this guy is still memorizing "The Legend of Aotian Invincible". This is so crazy.

When she walked to Sha Wujing's door, she was about to shoot the door. Tang Sen suddenly thought that even if she responded in the room, it would be useless. She couldn't hear it at all. Tang Sen simply took out his cell phone, turned on the camera, then pushed the door open and walked in, and took the camera towards the middle of the room...

The LCD screen is a very terrible picture. Sha Wujing had just gotten up and was breathing the fresh air of the morning by the window. Maybe she didn't have to worry about being seen. She was only wearing a close-fitting little shirt. As a result, when the phone in Tang Sen took a picture of her snow-white and delicate and charming posture of getting up, she took all the snow-white and delicate and charming postures of getting up.

Sha Wujing: “…”

Tang Sen: “…”

"Ah! Ah ah ah ah ah!" Sha Wujing reacted and hurriedly squatted on the ground with her chest in her arms.

Tang Sen knelt: "Don't scream loudly, I didn't mean it. When others heard it, they thought I was molesting you. Besides, this tight-fitting and swimsuit are not very different, so you don't have to make a fuss." After saying this, he suddenly remembered that it was wrong. No matter how Sha Wujing screamed, no one would hear it, unless the person was facing her with a mobile phone camera and microphone like him. So, you can scream, and no one would pay attention to you even if you screamed.

Sha Wujing wiped her tears and said, "It's too much...why wouldn't you run into the girl's room with a camera early in the morning to take pictures? It's simply crazy."

Tang Sen said bitterly: "But if you don't take this thing, you and I will not be able to communicate with you."

"Then you should also give the warning first, and you will come in after getting my permission."

"Even if you allow it, it's useless if I can't hear it."

Sha Wujing sweated heavily: "Anyway... delete it quickly." She spread her hands, as if she was using the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and rushed towards Tang Sen.

Datang smiled bitterly and said, "You don't have to be so anxious, I will delete it." He reached out to click the delete button on the screen, but unexpectedly, Sha Wujing rushed over at this moment. Her fingers pressed the screen randomly. The touch screen was very sensitive, and she entered several commands in a row in an instant.

Screenshot...save...forwarded to the email...A series of operations automatically ran around.

Tang Sen was very anxious: "Not good, you made a mistake and sent the photo to a classmate's email in my phone book..."

Sha Wujing was shocked and her face turned pale: "Is it a male classmate or a female classmate?"

Tang Sen patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, I sent it to a female classmate, the school beauty Zhang Muxue. She is a girl who knows the importance of the matter. Don't worry."

"Zhang... Zhang Muxue?" Sha Wujing felt that she was in a bad state. She softened her body and fell to the ground. She was frustrated and bent forward: It's over... It's over... It's over... It's over... It's over... It's over... It's over... Your Majesty doesn't know if he will go crazy.

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Heavenly Court, Jinque Cloud Palace, Lingxiao Palace.

The 9835th generation of the saint, great compassionate and kind-hearted Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Lord Xuanqiong Gao God, that is, Zhang Muxue, was sitting on the dragon throne with his face covering. It was early in the morning that she had already started the morning court, met with civil and military officials, and handled government affairs. After completing the morning court, she had to go to the imperial capital university to study quickly. Her hardworking and studious are beyond the reach of ordinary peers.

At this time, a civil servant was standing in the hall and said, "Since we have not collected taxes from human beings for a long time, nor have we received tribute from believers, and we only rely on some newly established enterprises to make money. Therefore, the total income of Heavenly Court this month is 2.35 million, but the expenditure is as high as 4.43 million. The main part of the expenditure is the salary of Heavenly servants... accounting for 60% of the total expenditure, 30% of the public funds for food and drink, and only 10% of the funds are used for serious matters..."

Zhang Muxue was furious, but this kind of thing would not be solved in a short time. She was angrily studying subjects such as "Enterprise Management" and "Economics" to find a solution. Before finding the best solution, she had to tolerate the deficit. So she waved her hand and said, "Please sell a few sets of jade artifacts in the palace to exchange for money. These are all immortal magic weapons. They are very valuable in the human world. They can probably be exchanged for hundreds of millions of Tang coins and hold on to a deficit of one or two years. I will come up with a way to solve the financial problems before going bankrupt..."

The civil servant said a promise and stepped down obediently.

At this moment, the pleasant email prompt suddenly came to my mind, and Zhang Muxue was puzzled, who would send me an email so early in the morning?

I picked up my phone and saw it, and I was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, the email was sent by Tang Sen, and it was a MMS with an attachment... I have been a student of the same level at the Imperial Capital University for two years. Tang Sen never sent her an email, but now I finally got one.

Could it be that he finally remembered mine?

Could it be that he is finally willing to have an in-depth exchange with me?

No, don't be too happy, you should just ask good morning!

Even if it's just good morning, it's so joyful.

Zhang Muxue suppressed her heart that wanted to fly and clicked on the email with her trembling hands...

What appeared on the mobile phone screen was a nameless photo...
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