Seventy-seventh Meng, performance appraisal
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Heavenly Court, Jinge Cloud Palace, Lingxiao Palace.
The 9835th generation of the saint, great compassionate and kind-hearted Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Lord Xuanqiong Gao God, abbreviated as Jade Emperor, was sitting upright on the dragon throne, looking down at the ministers. Her perfectly proportioned body was sitting straight on the dragon throne. Although her face was covered with a veil, no one had ever suspected that she was the most beautiful woman in the sky, and even Chang'e was not as good as Chang'e. The face under the veil must be charming.
Unfortunately, this beauty was losing her temper and overturning the table: "Erlang Shen! Have you actually failed again?"
The three-eyed little loli stood in the middle of the hall and pouted, "If it weren't for Lingji Bodhisattva's thrust, Mo Jiang wouldn't have gotten lost in the cave, so the fault of this time was not the Mo Jiang, but Lingji Bodhisattva."
"Are you too unfair to grasp the key points?" The Jade Emperor was furious: "Don't blame others for your mistakes, and take responsibility for me!"
"Anyway, I will definitely work hard next time."
The Jade Emperor covered his face with a slender jade hand and said weakly: "It's really easy to be a heavenly servant. If you fail, just say that you will work hard next time, and you can continue to spend the salary of the Heavenly Court with peace of mind. Forget it, you go down, I won't want to see you again in a short time."
The Erlang God retreated, and the heavenly servants in the palace were silent together.
The Jade Emperor quickly took out a textbook of "Enterprise Management" from the imperial case and flipped through it. This was the subject she took in school. The test scores were pretty good, and she often humbly asked the teacher for advice. It was inevitable that she would carry forward this subject in the future.
After turning over a few pages of the textbook, she closed it, stuffed it back under the imperial case, and then coughed, "All the heavenly servants are here to me. I decided to start the performance appraisal from next month. All the heavenly servants who fail to meet the assessment will be deducted from all their salaries, or roll up the bedding and roll up the bedding and get out! I must truly understand the work, do practical things, and do not raise idle people..."
The Tianshi Operators in the Palace were shocked... Only the King of Tota Li Jing was holding a tablet and earplugs watching Hong Kong-made police and gangster movies. He didn't hear what the Jade Emperor said, so there was no pressure at all.
Nezha quickly pulled off her earbuds and shouted, "It's over, performance appraisal... It's only once every 500 years, and he has returned home in failure. We will definitely not pass the performance appraisal and our salary will definitely be deducted."
"What? I'm hilarious and joking?" Li Jing said proudly: "I'm good at this, listen well... Hahahahahahahahaha..."
After laughing wildly, she raised her head and said to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, I should have passed the assessment, right?"
"Bold, you dare to make a loud noise in Lingxiao's palace?" The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily: "Where is the guard in front of the imperial court? Go and get a feces fork and bring this nameless guy out of the hall..."
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Tang Monk and his party finally walked out of the long Huangfeng Ridge and came to the human city. More than a hundred handsome men and beauties were tortured by this adventure. As soon as they saw the human city, more than half of them started to cry. Especially the first group of people arrested in the figure garden, who had been living in prison for several months. Now they had to see the light of day, so they could not suppress their excitement.
Tang Sen had no choice but to pretend to be a monk again and comforted them one by one, "If you survive a great disaster, you will have good fortune in the future... God will give you great responsibilities and people will first suffer their minds, tired their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, empty their bodies, and act and chaotic their actions... The suffering you suffered yesterday will become the driving force for you to fly high in the future. Don't cry, stand up and rub your feet."
It’s useless to persuade people. When people get excited, they can’t stop their tears.
When he walked to the edge of the city, a policeman stopped him. It turned out that he saw that the group of people behaved strangely, so of course he had to come up to investigate. Tang Sen chatted with the police for a few words before he realized that the city belonged to the "Lao Chan County". He took out his mobile phone to check the information of the country and found that its land area was still large, with a total population of more than 62 million, several times larger than that of Us Tibet.
Tang Sen's travel passport of the Tang Dynasty is also open here. Who made the Tang Dynasty a country now? As soon as Tang Sen said that he was a Tang Dynasty, the police almost turned into a pug immediately, wagging his tail and looking "Listen to your orders".
Tang Sen handed all the handsome men and beautiful women to the police, allowing them to accept police protection in the form of refugees, and then they will naturally be sent back to their country. The handsome men and beautiful women waved farewell to Tang Sen.
The beautiful Li Si cried like tears: "Master Tang Monk, do you really don't consider returning to secular life and staying there? Where can I ask someone to find a better man than you?"
"Ahem...this..."
The handsome guy Miao Li was also quite reluctant. He wanted to learn a few magic tricks from Tang Sen. Now he had no chance, so he had to hold his fist and said, "Thank you, Master Tang Seng, for helping us. Our Miao family is quite wealthy in several surrounding countries... There is a gold card for the Miao family. You can take this card and eat, drink, and live in the hotels and restaurants run by our Miao family for free... If you want to do some small business in several surrounding countries, as long as you show this card, the Miao company will give you the best treatment."
This thing is pretty good. Tang Sen smiled and put away the gold card, thinking: Let my mother ask her to get goods with this gold card. Some special products should be sold in Datang. As long as she can get the best purchase price, my mother's online store will definitely take the opportunity to make a purchase.
After saying goodbye to the handsome men and beautiful women, Tang Sen and his group changed back to those old faces. Walking on the streets of "Lao Chan County and Country", they saw that the cultural style of this country was exactly the same as that of the Tang Dynasty.
The Tang Kingdom is like a terrifying giant beast, radiating its humanistic style to all surrounding countries without hesitation. I don’t know how many small countries were influenced by the Tang Kingdom, as if they had become part of the Tang Kingdom.
The group found a small roadside restaurant and sat down and ordered some local specialties. The dishes here were spicy, and no matter which dish was added, they were filled with a lot of spicy oil, which looked very scary.
Tang Sen was born in the imperial capital and didn't like spicy food. Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie couldn't stand it either. But Xiao Bailong didn't mind spicy food at all. He picked up the dishes and threw them into his mouth. The snow-white and pretty little face was quickly red with spicy food, and tears and snot flowed down together, but she smiled with satisfaction: "It's so spicy."
Tang Sen couldn't help but say wonder: "Is it really good for a lady from a family to show her eating appearance? She also used the uncivilized word "smooth".
Xiao Bailong coughed dryly and said, "When a lady is in conflict with enjoying food, the little girl is no longer a lady."
Everyone: "..."
"You haven't moved your chopsticks much, don't you like it?" Xiaobai reached out and snatched the dish in front of Tang Sen: "If you don't eat, give it to the little girl. It's not enough."
Everyone: "..."
Forget it, there is no reason to talk about this nameless guy. Tang Sen shook his arms and hugged the bear: "Peanut, we are in a new city again. You can take the opportunity to absorb some demonic power... Last time we dealt with the rat spirit girl, we were almost wiped out. If you could fire a bear qigong bullet at that time, why would we be forced into such a difficult situation?"
"Huh? That's right!" Hugging Bear quickly stretched out his short and fat hand, raised it high towards the sky, feeling the resentment emitted by the abandoned toys in this city. Sure enough, the huge resentment immediately gathered, and a huge vortex of demon power formed over the small restaurant. Then, all of them were sucked in by the Hugging Bear.
Sister Zhu Ba looked at the hug bear and sighed, "What a terrifying demonic power, you are really capable of peanuts. Just sucking into several cities like this, who can be your opponent in the world?"
Xiao Bailong smiled and said, "It seems that we will rely on peanuts to protect us in the future."
Hug Xiong said happily: "Okay..." But before she could finish her voice, she suddenly saw the demonic power in her body began to surge outward again, and after a while, she scattered so much that only a little bit was left.
"Huh? Why?" Everyone was not surprised.
Sun Wukong laughed: "Although peanuts can gather huge demonic power in a short time with the help of their toy partners, it is just a plush toy after all. My master once said that anyone with nine orifices in the world can cultivate immortality, and this sentence can also be understood in reverse. If there are no nine orifices, they cannot cultivate immortality. Peanuts do not have nine orifices at all. Her body does not have heart veins and flesh, and cannot preserve a large amount of demonic power in her body. They can only barely maintain a weak demonic power. Therefore... if peanuts want to exert their combat power, they can only temporarily gather demonic power in the city and smash a bear qigong bullet. Once they are far away from the city, they will still be useless."
So that's it, everyone suddenly realized.
"What, it turns out that they still can't come in handy." Hugging bear pouted.
"It's okay." Tang Sen hugged her tightly: "As a man, I can't be shameless and expect the plush teddy bear to protect myself. Just be my hug bear with peace of mind. I will work hard to improve myself and protect everyone."
Chapter completed!