Sixty-one-fifth cute, catch the author and give it a fight
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Zhang Muxue was so angry that she was confused by the terrifying "Brother Gui Journey to the West" that she called Shangyumen and was about to leave.
Tang Sen was sweating heavily and quickly reached out to grab Zhang Muxue's little hand... Zhang Muxue was angry, and her whole body was trembling, but Tang Sen pulled her little hand, and suddenly she felt like she was electrocuted, trembling, and then she froze, maintaining a petrified posture, and not moving anymore...
This petrification state lasted for dozens of seconds before she woke up. Her anger had disappeared from the nine-six clouds just now. What is the "Brother's Journey to the West"? It was thrown away from the nine-six clouds in a flash. She was just thinking in her heart: Oh, classmate Tang Sen took the initiative to hold my hand... Hold my hand... Hold my hand... Hand...
Tang Sen's serious voice came from his ears: "Miss Jade Emperor, don't worry... I feel very angry when I write this novel so crazy that I write about you. However, the mistake is just that the person who wrote this novel is not all the residents of Fengxian County. As the saying goes, there is a head of resentment and debts, we should not sweep over a boat of people with one stone, and it is still necessary to rain."
After hearing Tang Sen say this, Zhang Muxue remembered that the request for rainfall this time was mentioned by classmate Tang Sen. Even if he is unhappy with Fengxian County, he must first take into account the request of classmate Tang Sen and quickly changed his words: "Oh, you have made sense. Rain department, don't leave. We still need rain."
The gods of the Rain Tribe are the great knights! The heavenly soldiers and generals are also the great knights!
At this time, Tang Sen said again: "It seems that to solve this problem, the key is to find out the original author of the book, and let Miss Rulai and Jade Emperor beat him up and make him angry... In this way, the rain can be brought to Fengxian County safely, and there will be no gods and Buddhas coming to make trouble for Fengxian County in other ways in the future."
The rat spirit girl added: "I'm afraid that all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens will beat him up and vent their anger. More than one or two gods and immortals in this book are suffering, and all the gods and Buddhas are being hacked."
Tang Sen nodded: "Okay. Do good things to the end, send the Buddha to the West, so I'll find this author." Speaking of this, Tang Sen suddenly frowned and said strangely: "After that, I remember this book was written by the 32nd father-in-law. I heard that the 32nd father-in-law is a Shuangqing native, why did he become a Fengxian County native?" (Note: The most cute novel is that the 32nd father-in-law is a Shuangqing native. Friends who have forgotten, please read the first cute one.)
"Is the author called Thirty-Two Father-in-law? We don't know this." The rat spirit girl said: "Miss Rulai was so angry at that time that she sent someone to check the origin of this book. The Luohan, who was in charge of this matter, said that it was written by someone from Fengxian County... We took the printed and published books and checked it carefully. We did see that the publisher was Fenghuang County Publishing House, and the author's column reads "Zihuan Youxin". You can search now at Fengxian County's bookstore to search, and maybe you can find this book."
When Zhang Muxue heard this, she quickly winked at the heavenly soldiers and generals. The heavenly soldiers rushed out immediately. After a while, the heavenly soldiers actually brought back a book with the cover of "Brother Gui Journey to the West" printed on it. She opened it to read. The author's column really said that Zihuan Youxin was written.
Tang Sendaqi: "What's going on? Will there be two more authors in the same book?"
The rat spirit girl said, "It's really unclear. We also went to investigate "Zihuan Youxin" at that time. We couldn't find out who it was. We only knew that this guy should be from Fengxian County. Because it was published in Fengxian County Publishing House, we couldn't find anyone, so we had to find trouble for Fengxian County."
"This matter is really weird. Could it be that this book was not written by the Thirty-two Father-in-law. It was written by a Fengxian County man named Zihuan Youxin? It was strange."
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly interrupted: "I am a loyal reader of the Thirty-Two Daughter "The Book of Aotian Invincible". From the perspective of my professional fans, "Brother Gui Journey to the West" is definitely the work of the Thirty-Two Daughter, so it will not be a work of Zihuan Youxin."
"Oh? How did you make sure?" Tang Sendaqi.
"Writing style, this cannot be fake." Zhu Bajie said seriously: "The 32nd father-in-law has a very distinct writing feature of writing, which is not available to other authors. His teasing style and spoof style are unique. There are no ones who have ever come before. I don't believe anyone can write the same style as the 32th father-in-law. "Brother Journey to the West" has a strong 32th father-in-law style, which is absolutely impossible to model... I can be sure that this is the work of the 32th father-in-law."
Tang Sen frowned and thought for a while, saying, "Let's do this. First of all, we have to find the thirty-two father-in-law and ask him clearly. If he is the original author, we will catch him in front of Miss Rulai and let her beat her up. Maybe the problem will be solved."
"I want to fight too!" Zhang Muxue hummed.
"Yeah, let me tell the Buddhas of the heavens to fight together!" Tang Sen said.
"It's not too late, go and find the Thirty-two Father-in-law first." Zhang Muxue took out his cell phone and called: "Hey, is the head of the Ministry of Revenue? Send someone to peek at the household registration database of the Tang Dynasty and find the residence address of the Thirty-two Father-in-law of Shuangqing. Immediately, immediately, I will have it now."
"Abide by the order!" The opposite side quickly agreed. The gods were still very efficient in their work. After about half an hour, they called back. The head of the Ministry of Revenue said respectfully: "Report to Your Majesty, the 32nd father-in-law is now living in xx community, Yubei District, Shuangqing City, No. 4, 16th Floor, Fourth Floor... This person is an otaku. He has never left his home for many years and can find him at any time when he goes to his house. If he can't find him at his house, he should have been sent to the crematorium."
Zhang Muxue was quite satisfied with his subordinates' efficiency. She hung up the phone and said to Tang Sen: "Student Tang Sen, you can wait for a while here. I will lead the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals to Shuangqing City to arrest people."
Tang Sen smiled and shook his head and said, "The thing happened because of me. How can I work for the Jade Emperor girl to travel thousands of miles? Moreover, the thirty-two father-in-law is a human being. It is better for me to come forward with human beings. I'd better go there. Although it's thousands of miles away from Shuangqing City, it's only a few hours to fly..."
"It's so troublesome to take a plane. You have to buy a plane ticket." Zhang Muxue suddenly thought about it. This was a good opportunity to get along with Tang Sen. Then he said, "Let's go sit on my auspicious clouds. I'm bored, so I'll go play together."
In fact, Tang Sen also felt that it was very troublesome to take a plane. If Jade Emperor wanted to provide auspicious clouds, then just sit there.
Zhang Muxue summoned a white cloud, and there was a table, a chair, and a teacup and teapot on the table. She jumped onto the clouds, sat on the chair, and waved to Tang Sen with a smile: "Class Tang Sen, come up."
Tang Sen thought to himself: This cloud is really beyond imagination.
He followed him to jump onto the auspicious clouds, sat opposite the Jade Emperor, picked up the tea and took a sip. It tasted pretty good.
When I turned around, I found that this huge auspicious cloud was pulled by Tianma. Sixteen sky horses ran together, and instantly ran hundreds of miles away when pulling the auspicious clouds... These sky horses are probably usually raised and managed by Bimawen...
Bimawen may be the most famous official position in the Heavenly Court. Everyone in the world knows it. It is because the demon king Sun Wukong was once famous for this position 500 years ago, and it makes people feel so distressed when they think about it.
Tianma pulled Xiangyun and ran faster than the plane. In a blink of an eye, thousands of mountains and rivers passed. Tang Sen and the Jade Emperor girl sat opposite the table on Xiang, chatting casually. This was nothing to Tang Sen, but Zhang Muxue was so happy that she was dying. It was rare to have the opportunity to drink tea and chat with Tang Sen like this... However, the wonderful time always passes very quickly. She felt that there was still a lot of things to say, Shuangqing City had arrived.
Tang Sen took out his mobile phone, located the gps map, and instantly found the xx community in Yubei District.
At this time, Zhang Muxue couldn't help but secretly regret that human technology was too developed. If it were ancient times, it would be difficult to find a place. Just asking for directions, she would have to ask for a few hours. She could accompany Tang Sen to find a place slowly. But now it is too convenient to find a destination in GPS map. Damn it! It's extremely hateful!
In order not to be shocked, Tang Sen and Zhang Muxue fell down the clouds and walked into the community like ordinary people. When they arrived at No. 4, 16th Floor, Siwu, and through a door, the two of them smelled a strange sour smell floating out of the house...
Tang Sen was sweating profusely and knocked on the door lightly, and a hoarse voice came from inside: "Who?"
Tang Sen opened his throat and said, "You check the water meter."
"Check the water meter? Okay, that's it..." The door opened, and a middle-aged man opened the door and stretched out his head.
The moment the door opened, a sour smell immediately burst out from it, dozens of times stronger than what I smelled through the door just now, causing Tang Sen and Zhang Muxue to take three steps back.
Tang Sen looked closely and saw that the man was about forty years old. He was wearing a black-framed glasses. His hair was like a chicken coop. He was wearing a set of cotton pajamas. The pajamas were probably not washed for several months. They were dirty and smelly. There were strange condensations on them, such as instant noodles soup sprinkled on the clothes and didn't take care of them. Finally, they condensed into oil...
Tang Sen Dahan: "May I ask, are you the 32nd father-in-law?"
"It's me! Hey? Why do the person who checked the water meter knows my name?" The 32nd father-in-law's face changed drastically and he quickly wanted to close the door.
However, it was too late. Tang Sen reached out and grabbed his neck and pushed him into the door. Then Zhang Muxue followed in and closed the door.
The 32nd father-in-law was startled and screamed: "Who are you? Are you a couple of male and female thieves? Oh, was it because of usury? No... don't hit me... I will pay back the money I owe you as soon as possible..."
Tang Sen said angrily: "Do we look like a levy?"
Zhang Muxue looked happy and nodded, "That's right, a male and female thieves couple!" She was very satisfied with the word "couple". As for the attribution mentioned above, it doesn't matter. No matter what kind of thief you are or what male and female you are, as long as you are a couple. (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!