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Sixty-one Meng, Mr. Tang has a way

Updated at 8 a.m.

Who is Tang Sen? In fact, he himself doesn't know. He already vaguely felt that he was a very awesome, powerful and cool person in his previous life. From the super power that occasionally connects to the previous life, he can avoid feeling it, but... he still can't figure out who he was in his previous life......

Of course, Tang Sen couldn't answer the question of the King of Nanshan. He had to shrugge and said, "I am Tang Sen, not an amazing person. You don't have to look at me with such a weird look."

However... this level of defense is useless. The King of Nanshan saw that his vision was obviously different from before. All the little demons in the Casing Yue Lian Cave can only look at Tang Sen with a look upward attitude. This man is so cool. He actually called Jade Emperor with a phone call. Damn it, this is too much... If there is anyone in this world who can be more awesome than Tang Sen, then he can only call Nuwa or Pangu with one phone call. It is impossible to be even cooler.

Note: A few days ago, a book friend mentioned to me that in the setting of Journey to the West, Nuwa actually does not exist. It was the transformation of the Taishang Laojun as Nuwa repairing the sky. In other words, Nuwa is actually an incarnation of the Taishang Laojun. My father-in-law knew this setting, because my father-in-law had carefully studied Journey to the West before writing this book, but my father-in-law did not use this setting because this setting is too messy. My father-in-law believed that this was Taoism who randomly used ancient Chinese myths to make up for his face, and shamelessly forced his daughter to make up.

Wa said that she was the incarnation of Taishang Laojun, and being shameless is so shameless, it is also intoxicating. If there is really something that is feudal dregs, my father-in-law thinks that the way he puts a gift on his face is a dregs and must firmly resist it. Please also ask book friends to figure out that Taishang Laojun resolves Nuwa and Laozi's transformation of Hu are all unreasonable and random bullshits, and book friends must not pay attention to it. Of course, if you touch your conscience, myths, Buddhism, etc. are all bullshits... it just seems ridiculous.

The editor put on his boxing gloves: "Do you think what you wrote is not a mess? He dared to criticize feudal dregs with shameless words. You said, what do you want to die? I will fulfill your wish." The 32nd father-in-law was very angry: "Mr. Please spare my life. What's different from them is that I know very well that I'm a mess, and I admit that I'm a mess. I don't think I'm a bad guy." The editor sneered: "Don't argue, die... Tianma Meteor Fist..."

Because the thirty-two father-in-law was beaten to death by the Tianma Meteor Fist, this book declares the eunuch...

The editor grabbed the corpse of the thirty-two father-in-law and shook it desperately: "Don't die, your eunuch, readers will complain. I, the editor in charge, will also be implicated. The editor-in-chief will sweep me out. Damn it, let me live and continue to write." Under the pressure of the editor for many years, the father-in-law's body sat up and continued to write...

Zhang Muxue waved, and a heavenly official ran up happily, spread a document and handed it to the King of Nanshan. He shouted: "Leopard Spirit, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor has mercy, and I specially appointed you as an official of the Heavenly Court... Well... the official position is 'Destroy the Law Guard', responsible for defending the peace and tranquility of the French devils. All the little demons under you were granted as guardian assistants, but... because the Heavenly Court has recently austerized finances, they will not pay you a salary. Are you willing to accept this official position?"

The Great Khan of the Nanshan King: "No salary? Then...will anyone protect us?"

"Cough!" Tianguan coughed and said, "Although there is no salary, you are also recorded in the record. Of course, you will enjoy all the treatment of the Tianguan. If someone bullies you, you can use this appointment document."

The king of Nanshan was overjoyed and took the appointment document with both hands and said, "That Bai Jinxing..."

After hearing this, the Tianguan was slightly stunned. As the confidant subordinate of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, of course he had known that Taibai Jinxing belonged to the Innovation Party and was conspiring to cause trouble. However, this fact was inconvenient to explain it too clearly to the little monster like the King of Nanshan, so he smiled dryly: "You don't have to worry anymore over there. Your Majesty will naturally deal with it."

The King of Nanshan immediately cheered: "It's great, I'm safe now to dismantle Yue Lianhuan Cave."

The little monsters also cheered together: "Wow, we are also paramedics."

"Actually, it's nothing good to be a sky servant." Tang Sen spread his hands beside him and said, "I know a sky servant. I have been living a life of 500 years and have become an idiot now." Of course, Tang Sen was talking about Li Jing, but the little monsters don't care about so many. As long as they can be an day servant, they will be happy enough for the first half of the year.

"Mr. Tang, it's really thanks to you this time." The little demons had already regarded Tang Sen as a god and kept saying good things around him. As for the real god... that is, the Jade Emperor, no little demon dared to approach and didn't even dare to thank him.

Zhang Muxue came to see Yinwu Mountain from thousands of miles away, not to give an official title to a monster, but to chat with Tang Sen. Now that the business is done, of course I want to say a few words to my sweetheart, but those little monsters who are not open all around Tang Sen, leaving her with no place to even mouth. She was unhappy and her aura became even colder, emitting a power that scared the little monsters...

Tang Sen is a very careful and gentle man. He immediately noticed the strangeness of the Jade Emperor girl, so he walked out of the little monsters and stood in front of her. He said warmly: "Miss Jade Emperor girl, thank you. Please come and help me again. I was surrounded by the little monsters just now and didn't greet you well. It's my fault. I will go back and invite you to dinner as a pity..."

Zhang Muxue was overjoyed and was about to agree, but suddenly he thought, "No, he had to take off the mask when eating, which would reveal his true body. He could do anything with Tang Sen, but he couldn't eat..." She had to say in great pain: "I have already escaped the suffering of grains and reincarnation, so I don't have to eat."

"Uh, so that's it. That's not good for me, so I'm not good at it." Tang Sen said: "Then I owe the Jade Emperor a favor. In the future, I will buy it and give it to you."

"Oh? Do you want to give me something?" Zhang Muxue was overjoyed and nodded quickly, "How can you be embarrassed to spend money...uh...but, I'm really looking forward to it."

Zhang Muxue was in a good mood and the pressure disappeared. The little monsters all breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: Mr. Tang is amazing. He was so awesome to the Jade Emperor, he was just teasing a little girl and easily settled it. If we hadn't known in advance that he was a bent man, he would have thought the Jade Emperor was his woman.

"By the way, although the problem of Taibai Jinxing has been solved, the problem of building a factory at the foot of the mountain has not been solved yet." Tang Sen told Zhang Muxue about his purpose of appearing here and said with a smile: "Next, I will help the monsters who demolished Yuelian Cave to solve the next life problems. Building a factory at the foot of the mountain is imperative. With the development and construction of the destruction of France, even if Prince Wang does not build a factory here, Prince Li will come. Sooner or later, it will become impossible to raise rabbits here. Their life problems must be considered."

Zhang Muxue nodded and said, "Yes, human development is changing with each passing day. A primitive monster like them cannot continue to live like this. They need to be guided, otherwise they will face the pressure of survival sooner or later. I think this may also be a problem that the Heavenly Court should also look directly at in the future. After all, the Heavenly Court also has the obligation to mediate the relationship between humans and monsters."

Tang Sen nodded with a smile and said, "I have already thought of a certain solution for this. I will take the King of Nanshan down the mountain to meet the queen and prince who destroyed France," he said.

"Oh?" Zhang Muxueqi said: "You can solve this kind of thing? This... makes me very curious. Can I follow you to see how you deal with it?"

"Okay!" Tang Sen smiled and said, "But... your outfit is strange... you feel after me."

Zhang Muxue was covered with a scarf and wearing a golden dragon robe. If he followed Tang Sen to meet the people who destroyed France, it would definitely make people feel strange. Zhang Muxue smiled and said, "It's nothing, just say I'm a player? It's good to say that I'm a player? The new era is here. No matter how weird you wear, it can be said to be S. If I changed it to wear a dragon robe hundreds of years ago, it would be a great event."

Tang Sen smiled and said, "This is right, then I'll be wronged by the Jade Emperor to pretend to be a player."

The two discussed and stopped, and Tang Sen came back and said to the King of Nanshan: "Miss Dirty Demon King, I went up the mountain this time not only to help you find a backer, but the most important thing is that I also want to help you solve the problem with the humans at the foot of the mountain."

The King of Nanshan smiled and said, "That's fine. Since we have the support of the Jade Emperor, we don't have to worry about humans anymore. Just kill the human army away."

"That's not possible!" Zhang Muxue said coldly: "The official position I have granted you is to defend the law and the peace and tranquility of the law and destruction of France. If you go to fight against humanity, what's that matter?"

The King of Nanshan Dahan: "Then... the grassland at the foot of the mountain will be built by humans, and our rabbits will... If the Heavenly Court does not pay us a salary, we will all starve to death."

Zhang Muxue said coldly: "Don't worry about this matter. Student Tang Sen said that he had already thought of a perfect solution for you. You can follow us down the mountain, and Student Tang Sen will help you solve this problem."

"Oh? Mr. Tang has a way to deal with humans?" The King of Nanshan was surprised and found it out, but then he suddenly said: "By the way, Mr. Tang is a human being, so it is normal for him to communicate extensively on the human side and have relationships. I just don't know how Mr. Tang plans to help us?"

"Stop asking nonsense, just follow and see." Zhang Muxue said, "I have to go and see." When she treated Tang Sen, she called herself me, but when she got to know someone else, she called herself me. The King of Nanshan felt that Yalishan was great, so he had to keep silent. To be continued.

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