594 Meng, I bet you are not a man
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Tang Sen and Liu Mo felt that Yalishan was so big that we were just here to act. We were going to kiss suddenly? Isn’t it a little exaggerated?
Tang Sen quickly said, "Master, I think this is really bad. You suddenly ask us to prove this way, which is a bit too formal. We are not the kind of couple who are intimate in front of others and use flash bombs. Those things that are harmful to the world and despised by others. ◇↓◇↓ Novel.¥f"
"Hey, I apologize to all the lovers in public places in the world. Why are they hurting the world? Why are they despised?" said the king of Nanshan: "If it is an ordinary couple of men and women, being intimate in public places is indeed inappropriate, and it is easy to cause single dogs to cry out, but... if it is a couple of **, it doesn't matter. The couple of ** are intimate in public places and will never kill single dogs. Instead, it will make the fujo girls feel very happy and let the fujo girls appreciate good things. This is not a bad thing, but a good thing that benefits the country and the people."
Liguo and Limin, you sister, don’t just raise an infamous thing to this level! Tang Sen really wants to kick this woman away. Fujiwo or something is really terrible... But it’s wrong to kick someone, and it’s even worse for a girl to pant. Even if she’s a Fujiwo, she can’t take action.
Tang Sen said with a sad face: "Forget it, I still won't prove it."
"Slow!" Liu Mo suddenly spoke, "Proof is proof, what's there to dare?" She said loudly: "If you don't even dare to prove it, how can you show how much we love each other?"
She paused and said, "A few days ago, I saw an argument on the Internet that I would rape her if I said I loved her. If you didn't even dare to go to jail, what qualifications would you have to say love? Well... This argument is very well said, used to put it on us. If we don't dare to kiss in front of others, what kind of couple are we still a couple? Tang Sen, come on, let's kiss one for this woman."
Tang Sen knelt down to Liu Mo's ear and said in a voice that only she could hear: "Miss Liu, do you really want to kiss?"
"Of course! What's there to be afraid of?" Liu Mo also whispered: "I've come here, I can't win the trust of this monster's words. Then it's in vain. Don't hesitate, come and kiss."
"But……"
"But what? I don't mind a woman. What are your men afraid of?" Liu Mo snorted, but she was thinking in her heart: Hum. This is another opportunity to make Tang Sen fall in love with me. Let him touch my soft lips and entangle my small tongue, which will definitely turn him into my captive, hahahaha.
"Hey, don't whisper, whether to kiss or not? Just leave if you don't kiss. I don't want to talk nonsense to straight men." The King of Nanshan began to urge.
Tang Sen still wanted to refuse, but Liu Mo had already walked to Tang Sen openly, stretched out his hands, straightened Tang Sen's face, and then kissed him straight...
"Um..." Before Tang Sen could protest, his lips were sealed, and then he felt the other party's soft little tongue push open his teeth and stretched in.
"I'll just take it..." Tang Sen cursed in his heart: This guy is wearing men's clothes and kissing me like this. However, he didn't dare to show his discomfort, because he would be misleading, and the King of Nanshan would suspect that he was not a bent man.
OK. At this time, you must close your eyes decisively and imagine what Liu Mo originally looked like. Well... In fact, she is a very beautiful girl, generous but not artificial. She is very cheerful, a bit like a girl from the sports department in the school, without any delicate and artificial posture, healthy and beautiful.
Thinking of this, Tang Sen felt very acceptable. Anyway, he closed his eyes and couldn't see Liu Mo's appearance in men's clothing. After thinking of her woman's appearance in his mind, he felt that this kiss was quite good.
After a long time, the two of them separated...
Liu Mo laughed and took a few steps back. In fact, she was shaking a lot. She was so shaking that she had kissed a man for the first time. It turned out that the smell was like this. It was no longer possible. It was so comfortable, so comfortable that it was almost dead. Her body was a little weak, and she was trembling uncontrollably. In order to hide her strangeness, she had to laugh a few times.
Tang Sen has seen many beauties, and he has been hooked up by various beauties in various unreliable ways along the way, which makes him very resistant. There is not much strangeness. However, he has never had such a fierce kiss with a woman, and his head is a little congested, so his face is slightly red.
"Okay, now the kiss is over, it can prove that we are not straight men, right?" Tang Sen turned to the King of Nanshan.
It was strange to say that Tang Sen turned his head and realized that the face of the King of Nanshan was red like an apple, and his whole body was trembling slightly. She only heard her murmuring: "Ah, the beautiful man kisses, the picture is so beautiful... Ahhh... It's so beautiful, no, I'm going to burn, it's great..."
Sweat, this fujoshi is really unbearable. Tang Sen, Liu Mo and Zhu Bajie wipe their sweat together.
"Hey, wake up quickly, stop immersing in your disgusting fantasy." Tang Sen shook the shoulders of the King of Nanshan twice.
"Well, okay!" said the King of Nanshan: "Now, I believe you are a little bit crooked."
"Only a little bit? I'll do it!" Tang Sen really wanted to curse.
The eyes of the King of Nanshan were circling between Tang Sen and Liu Mo, and after several rounds, she seemed to think of something, was shocked, and then jumped up: "No, I still feel something is wrong. In the morning, you looked so straight, but now you can kiss a man in front of others. Why is it so big? There must be fakes in this place, there must be, I think about it carefully... Oh, I finally understand that there is one among you who is dressed as a man, sure, sure! It's not wrong."
As soon as these words came out, Tang Sen, Liu Mo and Zhu Bajie were all shocked... This guy actually guessed the truth? No! If she wanted to verify Liu Mo's true identity, everything would be over.
At this moment, the King of Nanshan suddenly reached out and pointed at Tang Sen and said loudly: "I understand, there is only one truth. My King of Nanshan has the character Nan in his name, and Conan also has the character Nan in his name. I have half of the souls of the detectives. How could I be so easily deceived? Tang Sen, you are actually a woman, right? You are dressed as a man!"
"Puchi!" Tang Sen and the other two vomited blood together.
Tang Sen Dahan said: "Why do you doubt me? Why don't you doubt him?"
The King of Nanshan sneered: "This beautiful man named Liu is obviously a real man. Judging from his walking posture, movement, expression, and demeanor, all of them look like men. They are very manly. I asked you to kiss just now, and he took the initiative to hold your face to kiss. He didn't close his eyes when the kiss, but you closed your eyes. And after the kiss, he looked calm, but you didn't seem very natural... Based on these clues, there is only one truth, that is, you are a woman!"
"Puchi!Puchi!Puchi!" Tang Sen's blood spurted out 100 million light years away, dyeing the stars on the other end of the Milky Way red.
"I want to verify your true nature now." The King of Nanshan walked to Tang Sen and snorted coldly: "If you prove that you are indeed a man, I believe you are a bent man. Next, we can sit down and talk slowly. If we find that you are pretending to be a man and lied to me, I will not let you go."
Of course, Tang Sen was not afraid of physical examination, but he was very unhappy to be treated as a woman disguised as a man. This is why he seriously doubted his masculinity, which is like saying that he is very slim. What men hate the most is that others say he is damn, and Tang Sen is no exception. Now he is very angry, and the consequences are very serious.
Tang Sen lowered his face and said, "I am not a woman. Don't slander me like this. I won't allow you to test my body."
"Hmph, the more you hide it, the more fact it is. I have already confirmed that you are a woman. You can't escape the wisdom of my King of Nanshan. I have solved all the mysteries... Let me test it quickly."
"Don't let it go!"
"Must let!"
Tang Sen laughed furiously: "Okay, let you test it. If... I mean, if, the result you test is a woman, I let you slaughter me, and I won't fight back if I cut my head, but if I am indeed a man, how can you compensate me for the mental damage I suffered?"
The King of Nanshan sneered and said, "You still have to hold on now? Well, I'll make a vow too. If I guess wrong, you are indeed a man, I'm sorry to you. I'll let you deal with it. I don't frown at all if you put me in the same shape or whatever."
Tang Sen said: "A gentleman's word!"
The King of Nanshan immediately said, "Have a quick horse and whip!"
"Okay, come and have a test! Sister Zhu Ba, Liu Mo, you go out of the room first, I'll let her have a test here." Tang Sen ordered.
Zhu Bajie and Liu Mo looked at each other, and saw 100 million grass horses running by in each other's eyes. The two looked at the King of Nanshan with gloating pleasure, then shook their heads and walked out of the room.
Seeing that there were no outsiders, Tang Sen opened his hands and put on a posture that the King of Nanshan would test casually.
The King of Nanshan was not vague and sneered: "Hmph, you still have to pretend to be dead. I will reveal your true face now."
After saying that, her slender hand had already been placed on Tang Sen's button, and her hands and feet were quickly unbuttoned-
Liu Mo and Zhu Bajie stood outside the door. They looked at each other. Liu Mo said, "The female monster is dead now. I know what it means to shoot yourself in the foot."
Chapter completed!