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592 Meng, who will play the man

Updated at 8 p.m.

Tang Sen is a principled person. One of his principles is: you can beat bad people, but you must never attack good people!

You can't just hit her just because she doesn't want to talk to you...

If you can beat and bully others and force others to listen to you because you are better than others, then what is the difference between you and a bad person? Then it will be someone else's turn to punish you.

Therefore, Tang Sen didn't want to attack the King of Nanshan, he just wanted to reason with her.

The two walked out of the Cave Yue Lianhuan Cave and stood at the entrance of the cave. Tang Sen sighed: "I'm in trouble now."

Zhu Bajie suddenly laughed: "Actually it's not trouble. You can just pretend to be a bent man? Find a man to pretend to be a kind-hearted person and put on a very intimate look, so that she will believe what you said, and then... she can negotiate with her smoothly. I think the prince is good, please let him help you."

"Damn it!" Tang Sen imagined the scene of himself and Prince Wang pretending to be lovers and having sex with each other. He suddenly had goose bumps and screamed: "No, absolutely not, then I would rather not talk to her and let her join the reform party."

Zhu Bajie said, "This is not good. Haven't you always claimed to be justice and saved the girls in the heat of water? If this king of Nanshan joins the Reform Party, a good girl will become a bad party. One day, Taibai Jinxing will be used by him and run to go against the Jade Emperor girl, join the rebel army, causing chaos in the world and suffering from the creatures. At that time, she might be killed by a great god or immortal, and a beautiful flower will wither, and there will be a shortage of a select girl in your crystal palace. It's too wasteful."

Tang Sen said angrily: "I don't have a Crystal Palace, don't talk nonsense... But then again, what you said makes sense. You can't watch a good girl being turned into a evil way by Taibai Jinxing. If I could help her, I still want to help, but she doesn't talk to a straight man, and I don't want to find a man to play a man. What else can I do?"

Zhu Bajie's eyes turned badly: "Here! You go find a woman to dress up as a man and pretend to be a handsome guy. Can't you play the role of my lover with her? "

"Huh? This plan seems to be feasible." Tang Sen imagined that if a girl pretended to be a handsome guy to be intimate with him, she would not feel repulsive. She would not feel disgusted. This plan is amazing.

His eyes turned to Zhu Bajie, who immediately shook his head and said, "I can't do it, look at my breasts... Even if this thing is wrapped around dozens of times with cloth, it cannot be flattened. I definitely can't disguise myself as a man."

Well, this makes sense, Tang Sen had to admit that Zhu Bajie was right. He had to say, "You continue to lurking around the King of Nanshan. I'll go down the mountain and find a girl to dress up as a man and play a man with me."

Sister Zhu Ba went back to demolish Yue Lianhuan Cave.

Tang Sen flew down the mountain as fast as possible. When he returned to the camp, the queen was still worried about how to recruit the "black households" on the mountain to go down the mountain. Tang Sen returned to the tent, the girls had already gotten up, and Tang Sen's eyes swept across them one by one...

Two Sun Wukong are definitely not good. They are still little loli and cannot disguise men. Although they can turn into men with seventy-two, they will also play intimate male couples next... They always feel that this kind of thing is not suitable for loli to do. They will teach good loli badly.

Look at Li Jing again... Forget it, this guy can't do anything, ignore it. The golden nose and white haired mouse spirit? Forget it, this girl seems a bit pure. Don't instill strange things in her.

Xiao Er, she doesn't like to do anything except refining medicine, and she doesn't even bother to do it by herself. Now she still needs Tang Sen to take a bath for her a few days, so she can't count on her performance.

Tang Sen locked his eyes on the King of Nanji. This Taoist immortal is still very reliable. And for some reason, she listened to her words very much. As long as she gave her order, she would also complete it with her head. It is worth relying on. Tang Sen came over to the King of Nanji and said, "My girl in Nanji, I want to ask you to pretend to be a handsome guy and go with me to negotiate with the King of Nanshan."

"What? Why do you want to pretend to be a handsome guy?" The true king of Antarctica was a strange person.

Tang Sen explained the reason, and then the True Lord of the South Pole was relieved. She nodded obediently: "So that's it. In order to weaken the power of the reform party and ensure the safety of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, I went through fire and water without hesitation. Please let me do it."

She took a set of Tang Sen's clothes and got into the tent. After a while, when she came out, she had already changed into men's clothes.

At first glance, it looks pretty good. Women often dress up as handsome men, and the True Lord of the South Pole is no exception. Judging from her appearance, she is so handsome that she has no friends.

The True Lord of the South Pole said proudly: "I am still very confident in myself. Are I dressed up well?"

The onlookers next to him shook their heads together, and Sun Wukong was the first to speak: "No!"

"Ah? Why can't it work?" Daqi, the True Lord of the South Pole: "Where can't work?"

"It's not like a man at all." Sun Wukong continued to shake his head.

"How is it possible? I wrapped my chest flat... I took off my makeup, my hair became shorter, and my Adam's apple changed. No matter how I look at it, I am a man." said the True Lord of Nanji.

"No, no matter how you look at it, you are a woman." Li Jing concluded: "Mr. Nanji, your temperament is gentle and gentle, and it belongs to the style of a big sister next door. Now that I dress like this, I still haven't gotten rid of the feminine spirit. I'm full of sister-in-law. Tsk tsk, just changing clothes, makeup, Adam's apples, etc. can't hide the fact that you are a woman. If I were the King of Nanshan, I could see you through it with just one glance."

The True Lord of the South Pole was a great sweat, and he sat down on the ground with a look of grimness: "Even Li Jing, a two-man, can see through it at a glance? It's over..."

"It seems like another person has to be replaced." Tang Sen's eyes turned to the White Deer girl again, but the White Deer girl immediately shook her head and said, "I can't do it either. It's okay to dress up as an old man. It's not reliable to play a beautiful man and handsome guy. It's not possible with the figure alone. I'm too short. People can tell at a glance that I'm a woman, and I won't change... I can't change anything like Adam's apple."

This is reasonable, Tang Sen has a headache now.

At this moment, a person who had never attracted much attention from everyone stood up and shouted: "I'm good at pretending to be a man!"

Everyone turned around and looked at it, it turned out to be Liu Mo!

Since Liu Mo joined Tang Sen's tour group in Flame Mountain, she has never been very high-profile. Whether it is fighting monsters, gods or anyone else, she rarely shows up. She only thinks about how to grab Tang Sen's attention and let him fall in love with him before abandoning him. However... she has never succeeded. Moreover, in the last battle, she also encountered a shameful failure. Not only did she fail to make Tang Sen fall in love with her, she almost fell in love with Tang Sen, and almost vomited old blood at that time...

So she kept a low profile for dozens of chapters and kept thinking about waiting for opportunities. Now she heard that she wanted to play a man and play a male couple with Tang Sen. She suddenly became happy: Hahaha, isn’t this a good opportunity? Let him see how capable I am, maybe he will fall in love with me, and then I ruthlessly abandon him and sent him a good person card. Hahaha, my chance to take revenge on my wife and concubine has finally come.

Liu Mo said loudly: "I have the ability to dress up as a man, please partner with me."

Tang Sen couldn't help but say, "Miss Liu, are you really good at this?"

"Hmph! Of course, you guys are here. I'll go into the tent to change clothes, see you later." After saying that, Liu Mo got into the tent.

Everyone waited outside the tent for a while, but there was no movement inside. Just when the two Sun Wukong were beginning to get impatient, he suddenly heard a hearty laugh. A handsome man opened the curtain of the tent and walked out openly.

Of course, this man is Liu Mo. You can vaguely see Liu Mo's shadow from his eyebrows and eyes, but no matter how you look, it doesn't look like Liu Mo, because she is wearing men's clothes and without any makeup... Of course, this is not the point. The point is that she walks like a man and a real man all over her body, making people never think that she is a woman no matter where she goes.

All the girls were stunned. Only Sun Wukong had known that Liu Mo was the Bull Demon King, so he didn't care at all and just hid aside and laughed secretly.

Liu Mo turned around and said aloud: "How? Do you think I am a man or a woman?"

Everyone was sweating profusely, and Tang Sen said, "Miss Liu Mo, is it really you?"

"Of course it's me!" Liu Mo laughed. She was actually very proud of her outfit. This time she deliberately used a different style from before. Because Tang Sen had seen the Bull Demon King's appearance, Liu Mo could not dress up as the bull Demon King's domineering president, so she dressed herself up as a handsome and cheerful handsome guy this time.

Tang Sen really didn't realize that she was Bull Demon King.

Liu Mo walked to Tang Sen with a man's pace, patted his shoulder and said, "Brother, let's go to the Internet cafe to play games together after learning. Today I'm going to have a good time, hahaha."

This tone was learned very well by masculinity, which almost made Tang Sen think that the one who was beside him was Cai Xinzi, the best friend of the Imperial Capital University.

"I'm dizzy. You are too similar to men, right?" Tang Sen sweated heavily.

Liu Mo said, "How is it? You can pretend to be a couple with you and talk to the King of Nanshan?"

Tang Sen said: "It's absolutely fine, but... we want to play a couple, and we will inevitably have some intimate behavior. Miss Liu...

"It doesn't matter, there's no if." Liu Mo said openly: "It's ancient nonsense that men and women can't teach and experience clearly. Our children in the new era don't pay so much attention. As long as we don't have ghosts in our hearts and a little touch on our bodies, it doesn't matter. Haha, be generous, I don't care, you don't care."
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