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The fifth and eighth cute, the knowledge of being a woman

Updated at 8:00 in the morning—

Tang Sen was crazy and didn't care about anything else at this time. He quickly pulled Miss Rulai as a shield and said, "Hey, I said Peacock Girl, are you spoofing like this? Have you forgotten that I am a relative? Didn't you want me to go to the West to marry Miss Rulai? What are you going to make trouble for me now?"

The peacock girl said seriously: "The concept of our Daleiyin Temple is to promote great love in the world. The so-called great love means to love sentient beings and love everything you see. Of course, it is okay to love Miss Rulai. No matter how much you love my sister, don't be biased, don't be narrow-minded, don't just give your love to a certain person, but look at the whole world..."

Everyone sweated: Your idea is always strange here. Are you advocating men to open the crystal palace? Women all over the world love each other, can this man with so much fickleness do this?

Tang Sen was sweating, okay, let’s change the angle: “I’m telling you two sisters, are there any of you like you? Don’t you ask the third president’s opinion? Just help her choose a man without authorization?”

The president said, "Oh, is that right? Then let's ask for your opinion now. Third sister, what do you think? Do you want this man to give you love?"

The third president tilted his head and thought for a while, and said cutely: "What is love?"

"Puchi!" Everyone vomited blood together.

Well, after a long time of trouble, the person involved was a slut and couldn't figure out the situation at all.

Tang Sen patted the president and the peacock girl's shoulders and sighed: "Okay, I said that this guy needs systematic education and needs to teach her the principles of being a human being again. Now nothing you say is useless, she is just a piece of white paper."

"What should I do?" Both sisters were so worried.

Tang Sen said: "Although human education is very good, I dare not bring this guy to a human school. Her spoof nature now has gone to the human world, and no one can control her. It would be strange if she doesn't make the world mess. Peacock Girl, I suggest you just take the three presidents to Daleiyin Temple... There are many Bodhisattvas and living Buddhas with great power in Daleiyin Temple that can suppress him, and I heard that Miss Rulai is no longer a bad guy, but a home girl. I want to... give her to Miss Rulai and teach her some knowledge, that's OK."

The President and the Peacock thought about it carefully and thought it made sense.

The peacock girl asked, "Sister, would you like to live with your sister in Daleiyin Temple for a while? I know you will definitely be reluctant to part with your two sisters, but I am also your sister. Occasionally, I will take some time to get along with my own sister. Let's re-cultivate the feelings that have been missing for tens of thousands of years. By the way, I will teach you some knowledge about being a woman."

"What do you learn about being a woman?" said the third president.

"Well..." The peacock girl was sweating profusely. What should I say?

At this time, Zhu Bajie interrupted again. She chuckled and said, "The knowledge of being a woman is very useful. After learning it, you will know the correct way to be pushed down and the correct way to reverse the man. There are also many pleasant postures to learn, such as the eighteen appearances, the bright moon night of the twenty-four bridges, the thirty-six styles of the cave, the 48-handed Oedo, and the 72-change of the earthly evil. Liangshanpo 108 heroes, one thousand and one night, three thousand worlds, and hundreds of thousands of whys..."

As soon as these words were said, they were shocked and the girls' faces changed drastically.

Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face and sighed, "Damn, this knowledge is so profound. I have barely heard of the eighteen appearances in front of Oedo forty-eight, but there are so many tricks behind it, and there are even three thousand worlds and one hundred thousand why? How do you want to put this to make so many positions? I can't think of it, I can't think of it..."

"It's right that I can't think of it. That's why there are 100,000 whys! It's just that you fools are sighing, "Why are there so many?" Zhu Bajie said proudly.

The girls also sincerely admired Zhu Bajie's knowledgeable knowledge. Her middle-aged uncle's level has surpassed common sense and reached a height that ordinary people cannot reach. It is too strong to accept it.

The third president thought about Zhu Bajie's words carefully and felt his heart beat. The few close contacts with Mr. Tang yesterday made her feel a very comfortable feeling in her heart. She really wanted to know what this feeling was, why did she want to touch someone and a man so much? She even wanted him to thrust her bed to the ground.

She said seriously: "Okay, I feel that I should learn about women's knowledge. Sister, I'll stay in your place for a while." She turned to the president and said: "Sister, I don't want you anymore. When I stay with my own sister for a few days, I will go back to the country of Lion Camel to accompany you and your second sister."

The president smiled and said, "That's best."

So, the three presidents who were most troublesome were solved, and the final outcome was acceptable to everyone.

The peacock girl smiled and said, "No need to delay, let's set off now."

The third president nodded.

Before the two sisters left, the peacock girl suddenly remembered something and quickly took out her pillow: "My marriage, I almost forgot to ask you to sign it. Now that you have washed your hands, you can sign it."

Tang Sen smiled and took the pen and signed his name on the pillow.

"Wow, is this big pillow for Miss Rulai?" The third president put his head over, stared at the pillow for a long time, and suddenly said, "I want one too, so it will be very comfortable to sleep with this thing."

Peacock sweated: "This...this...I only bought one."

"Buy one for me."

"But...but, there are a lot of people queuing up for this thing. When I bought it, there was a long queue behind it. Now it is probably snatched away." The peacock girl sweated heavily.

"Then give me Miss Rulai." The third president giggled.

"This..." Peacock hesitated, but she didn't hesitate for long. After only about half a second, the Peacock girl made up her mind and said seriously: "Okay, you are my real sister, of course you will give you good things first. Miss Rulai is just my boss. I can neglect her duties for the sake of her family. At worst, I will deduct some salary."

Everyone: "..."

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "I said, one of you is a peacock and the other is a Dapeng. You should all fly very fast, right? Just fly to a city with sufficient supply and buy it? Why do you have to neglect your duties?"

"Ah, this is reasonable!" The Peacock Girl and the Third President flashed out of the window at almost the same time. The two girls showed their true colors. The Peacock Girl turned into a colorful peacock, which was so beautiful. The Third President turned into a giant bird with gray wings, which was heroic...

The two sisters flapped their wings at the same time, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.

Sister Zhu Ba looked at their backs and shook her head and said, "The real person is here. What pillows are you going to grab? If I change me, just hold Tang Sen and go to bed."

"The third sister's matter has finally been solved." The President breathed a sigh of relief: "Over the years, she has also made the people of the Lion Camel Kingdom a lot of trouble. I hope that after she gets education, she will change a little when she comes back... By the way, tomorrow is the time for the envoys of the Millennium Dream Kingdom to visit the country, but... we have not solved the problem of who will meet. Mr. Tang, do you have any way to solve this matter?"

After hearing what she said, Tang Sen remembered that there was still a matter of the envoy group. Such serious things were interrupted by a bunch of chaotic things, and he couldn't help but sweat: "Well, I've thought about this. Your explosive head is indeed not suitable to meet the envoy group. The second president cannot wear armor. The third president looks like that, cough... he still has to find an official with a high position and be worthy of the national sports."

"I have been thinking about this for several days. Alas, all the important officials under my command are strange monsters." The President said frowningly: "I thought about it and wanted to ask Mr. Tang to come forward and represent our country to welcome the envoys. I wonder if Mr. Tang can help?"

"This... I'm not very easy to go. I'm not from the Lion Camel Kingdom, nor is it an official from your country..." Tang Sen Khan said.

"This is fine. Let's give you the citizenship of the Lion Camel Kingdom immediately. In addition, please be the president of your country. I will retreat to the second position in order, become the second president, the sister of the elephant retreat to the third president, and the sister of the Dapeng will become the fourth president..."

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, is it really okay to appoint a president so hasty? What about the opinions of the people? Is there no need to vote for election to a president?"

"The president of our country is not voted by voting, it is decided according to our preferences, stubbornness, and willfulness. Otherwise, do you think that if the referendum is the general, Sister Dapeng will become president?"

Tang Sen thought calmly, yes, if the Lion Camel Kingdom voted, Dapeng's girl could be the third president, it would be really the sun that came out from the west, she would definitely have zero votes... After all, although this country has something like a "president" that sounds very democratic, it is actually a feudal country, lion and elephant. The three girls Dapeng are not so presidents, but the three emperors of this country, who can decide everything willfully. Because this country was originally established by the three of them led a group of little monsters.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and said, "But it's too much to appoint me as the president. What's the point of being me? You value it like this?"

The president's pretty face suddenly turned red: "Well... we are all in that relationship. Why should I value you?"

"What? Let's say it clearly, what's the relationship between us?" Tang Sen Khan. (To be continued.)
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