No. 502 Meng, catch me and make you look like eighteen
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So if the popularity is bad, it is not good here. It is obvious that the trivial matter touching the chest, but the three presidents were squirted by the monsters below... It makes her say it as if she had done something unforgivable.
The three presidents were unhappy now, and they put their waists on their backs and said angrily: "Hey, you guys are enough. Are there any such side-to-siders?"
The monsters said together: "Tsk! Who told you to always tease people? Now the entire Lion Camel Kingdom is your enemy. I advise you to be defeated by this handsome guy as soon as possible, let him take you home and act like you, and then come out to see people after getting along."
The third president became furious, okay, what is the furious rage? This is a very strange way of expression. In general, the third president was furious, but when she was furious, she still looked cute, making people feel that she was so angry: "Okay, you guys who are traitors, wait until I deal with Mr. Tang, see how I deal with you..."
She reached out and pointed at a monster with long horns: "You are talking about you. Looking back, I will install a camera in your bedroom, secretly take pictures of you and your wife's passionate videos, and post them all over the Lion Camel Country."
The long-horned monster was stunned and sweating. It was really possible that the three presidents could do such a thing.
She reached out to a beautiful rogue with long hair and pointed at a beautiful rogue monster, "You, I still remember you were a singer in the opera house. I will secretly install a voice changer for your microphone when you sing on stage, so that the sound you sing is as unpleasant as an old cow pulls a broken car..."
The female monster sweated heavily.
The third president reached out and pointed at the fat monster: "I know you like pizza the most. Looking back, I secretly put peppers in the pizza takeaway you ordered, hahahaha..."
The fat monster was shocked.
Tang Sen couldn't even see it. This was a quarrel among elementary school students and could not afford to hurt him. He danced two sword flowers with the return sword in his hand. He said seriously: "Three Presidents, look at what good things you did... Today I must take you down on behalf of your elder sister and correct your awkward personality."
"Hmph, come on, keep fighting, it's weird if you're afraid of you." The third president said with a smile.
Tang Sen stabbed out with a sword, and the three presidents waved the Fang Tian painting halberd and met. The two of them fought again in an instant, fighting hard to distinguish. It has to be said that the three presidents' skills are really powerful. Tang Sen used the divine power of Sarizi to the limit, but was still no match for the three presidents, and was beaten to retreat step by step.
He wanted to inspire the divine power of his previous life, but the three presidents did not want his life, and they didn't even want to hurt him. Tang Sen could not connect with the divine power of his previous life and could not exert his real skills.
The result of this fight can be imagined. Within thirty moves, Tang Sen was beaten to retreat step by step. He could only fight back, but not fight back.
Tang Sen had no choice but to shout, "Hey, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing... You guys have watched it by the side long ago, right? Don't you come out to help me?"
Sun Wukong's voice immediately sounded next to her: "Oh. My old man wants to learn from her what cuteness is, so I can't help you. There is no danger anyway. Everyone is just acquaintances fighting and playing, so there is no need to help. If you lose, you won't lose."
Tang Sen Khan.
Zhu Bajie also remembered her voice: "I don't help men hit girls, and I'm such a cute girl. Humph, cuteness is justice. It would be great if I didn't help the third president beat you."
Tang Sen was speechless.
Li Jing is in the poem: "As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they start fighting!"
Tang Sen couldn't help but complain loudly: "Damn, you are no longer a poem, right? You don't have any rhymes!"
Well, none of them can be counted on, so it’s up to me. What if I “enlighten” any moves when I was fighting with her? The protagonists of those fantasy fairy novels often “enlighten” in battle, and then instantly kill enemies who are ten thousand times stronger than me. Tang Sen thinks he is also the protagonist. At least he should have a “enlightenment” level.
Tang Sen tried his best to wield the return sword to the wind!
Unfortunately, the sudden enlightenment did not happen. He was still defeated and was forced to retreat step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step by step
The third president laughed with his hips: "You can't beat me. Hahaha, I said I'm very awesome." After she laughed, she laughed at the monsters on the ground and said, "It's useless for you to cheer for him. Look, he still can't beat me after all. When I defeat him, I will punish you slowly. You all wait for me..."
"Waiting for you." A monster shouted in grief and anger: "Brothers and sisters, we cannot be bullied by her evil spirits. We live all day long in the shadow of being teased. I don't want such a life, I want to fight with her!"
"Yes, the head can be broken and blood can flow. You can't bow your head here."
"Cheer your arms and shout, resist the spoof of the president, today!"
The monsters made a loud noise and then suddenly ran back to their house. When they came out again, everyone was holding rotten eggs and vegetable heads in their hands. A monster took the lead in smashing the first rotten egg into the sky, and then the rotten egg flew up like rain.
Tang Sen was panting when he was attacked. Seeing that the third president's Fang Tian Hua Ji was about to sweep him, suddenly, a rotten egg flew over and hit the cute and cute face of the third president.
She used the demonic power and wanted to use the demonic power to knock the egg away indifferently, but... the rotten egg was also thrown out by the monster, and it also carried the demonic power. Although the demonic power was not as powerful as the three presidents, it was still easy to penetrate a clean demonic power wall.
With a sound of "Wave!", the rotten egg went straight to the face of the three presidents.
The third president let out a "huh" sound, tilted his head back, and the egg scratched his face, almost hitting her.
"Wow, it's so too much. I actually smashed the future girl's face with a rotten egg." The third president was furious. Before she could finish cursing, she saw countless rotten eggs flying in.
The third president quickly dodged left and right, and swung in the air. A large piece of rotten egg rubbed her in front of her and flew past her. Each one was almost a slight slight, but it just couldn't hit her. She laughed: "Look, this is the beautiful flying posture of Dapeng..."
As soon as he finished speaking, a rotten egg suddenly exploded in front of her with a "bloody" sound...
It turned out that this rotten egg was not a real egg, but an egg-shaped container containing a lot of flour. The person who threw the egg obviously had a demonic force on it, causing it to explode when it flew to the president.
So the flour in the sky rose and threw the three presidents' faces.
An 8-year-old loli monster clapped his hands on the ground and cheered: "Wow, I hit the third president, wow, I hit the third president... hahaha... This is a flour egg used to tease classmates in the class. I didn't expect it to work for the third president."
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat: Sure enough, it's only a primary school student to deal with primary school students. Adults would never have imagined such a low-level spoof method, but this low-level move is more effective than a serious move for the three presidents. You may not be able to defeat her by comparing demonic power and martial arts with her, but attacking her with pranks is effective.
The third president had a white flour on his face, but he was not angry. He laughed and said, "Okay, you little loli is good, you have the skills of three points back then."
"You have the strength to do it, but you have taught the little loli badly." The monsters cursed in unison: "Everyone should work harder and you must kill the three presidents."
After saying that, countless rotten eggs and vegetable heads were thrown up.
Tang Sen took this opportunity to revive his return sword, and with the "covering" of rotten eggs and green capstones, he attacked the three presidents several times in a row.
The third president was sweating profusely, and then he quickly dodged left and right. She was about to improve her demonic power and scared the monsters below. Suddenly, she felt a strange wave of demonic power, as if she felt something echoing each other with her heart.
The third president frowned and looked in the west. A bad smile flashed across his face. He thought to himself: So that's it, hehe, it's fun now, there's new spoof content.
The third president did not attack, pretended to be suppressed by Tang Sen's sword move, and said pitifully: "Okay, Mr. Tang, you have joined forces with these monsters to hit me together. It's so bad! You are so powerful, I'm afraid you can do it, right? But I still have a pair of wings and can still escape. I have the ability to chase me. If I catch me, I will let you look like eighteen, and listen to you obediently and no longer come out to spoof in the future. But can you catch me?"
After saying this, the three presidents waved their halberds and forced Tang Sen away, and then suddenly turned into a breeze and fled to the west. Her wings could fly 90,000 miles, and the speed was naturally extremely fast. She had already escaped far away with the idea. Moreover, during the escape, she actually dropped to a low altitude, lifted a female monster's skirt, and left with her scream.
"Come on, come and catch me..." The West could only vaguely hear the sound she left behind, and it was still echoing in the air. In the blink of an eye, she disappeared.
Tang Sen couldn't laugh and cry: "Damn it, I'm too lazy to chase you."
"Handsome guy, go chase her." A monster screamed from below: "We will go to deal with her with you."
Tang Sen Khan: "No, although she is a bit too much, she is just a prank. Are you going to deal with her together? I feel like she is very pitiful."
"She is so pitiful. She was so proud when she was messing with us." The female monster who had just been lifted up by the third president was squatting on the ground, pulling her skirt with tears in her eyes, and said in great depression: "Handsome guy, you are the only one who bravely stood up to fight with her, so we were all moved by your spirit, and took the rotten eggs and green vegetables to help you... Now is the best opportunity to defeat her, please lead us to clean up her together." (To be continued ~^~)
Chapter completed!