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"Haha, I think some great god is here? It turns out that it is Li Jing, the king of Tota, and the defeated general under my old Sun." Sun Wukong pointed at the sky and laughed: "There is no one available in the heaven. I sent you to arrest me 500 years ago, and 500 years later, I sent you to arrest me. I said that the woman named Li, can't you make some progress?"

The muscles in the corners of Li Jing's eyes twitched clearly. It seemed that Sun Wukong was very upset and said with a dark face: "Stop being self-indulgent here. You are too narcissistic, right? It's a disease to treat yourself too important. I have to treat it! This Heavenly King is not here to catch you this time, so you can play."

Sun Wukong said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what do you mean? If you don't catch me, Lao Sun, who do you want to catch?"

Sister Zhu Ba squeezed over from the side: "Isn't this nonsense? Of course I'm here to catch me!" She said proudly: "Master Tianpeng, who once held 80,000 Tianhe sailors, held a nine-toothed rake in his hand. He had extraordinary combat power. He was not something that any ordinary slag general could hold, so he had to send a level of King Li..."

"Hey, Sister Zhu Ba, you don't have to be self-indulgent there." Li Jing jumped on the clouds and cursed: "You lustful bastard, the Jade Emperor just needs to drive you out of the world. If you don't see it, you will be angry. Only then will you start a war for you to catch the heavenly soldiers and the heavenly generals. Are you very idle to be us 'heavenly servants'?"

"What is a heavenly servant?" Tang Senqi said.

"Civil servant of the Heavenly Court." Zhu Bajie spread her hands and said, "A very idle profession, generally speaking, she has nothing to do. She has been living around for thousands of years and occasionally comes out to get a wanted criminal... If I remember correctly, Li Jing last time she went to Huaguo Mountain to capture the demon king Sun Wukong 500 years ago. Later, no monsters have ever rebelled. She has been eating idle food in the Heavenly Court for 500 years, and I don't know if she has gained weight."

"I haven't gained weight!" Li Jing jumped on the clouds and cursed: "I am only 46 kilograms now and I have a first-class figure."

"Ah...I... lost!" Zhu Bajie knelt on the ground with a "thump": "I'm several pounds heavier than her..."

"Hahahaha!" Li Jing smiled proudly and said, "Damn fat man."

"It must be that the two balls on my chest are too big. I have gained weight. As long as I cut them off, I will be lighter than Li Jing." Zhu Bajie took out a knife from somewhere and gestured at her plump breasts.

The chest device, which can be called "terrifying", shaking and shaking. You can see the trajectory of it shaking when it vibrates through your clothes. This thing must have several pounds.

Li Jing on Yun's head also knelt down with a "thump", supported the ground with both hands, and screamed: "I... lost!"

"I'm dizzy!" Tang Sen finally couldn't help it, and jumped up the table and jumped up: "Can you please grasp the key points for me? When is it? Is it about weight and breasts?"

"Oh, by the way, it's important to do serious things. I haven't been working hard for 500 years, and I've forgotten the work process." Li Jing cheered up and got up again, pointed at Zhu Bajie with her hips and said, "You go and have fun. I'm going to catch the wanted criminals now, and I don't have time to mess with you."

"Oh, isn't I the wanted criminal you are going to catch?" Zhu Bajie said strangely.

Li Jingli was too lazy to pay attention to Zhu Bajie, so she turned her head and said to Tang Sen: "You are talking about you, don't look at them. You violated the laws of heaven and committed a serious crime. The king of heaven wants to bring you to justice. You can remain silent now. If you want to speak, then every word you say will be regarded as Chen Tang's evidence... Cough, no, I have watched too many Hong Kong police and gangster TV series recently, and my lines have been rumored, ahem..."

Li Jing cleared her throat again, and then said seriously: "I am the general of heaven. According to the will of the Jade Emperor, I led 8,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to come here to collect demons and subdue demons. You come here early to accept surrender, so that the swords and weapons will be blind and disabled."

Tang Sen covered his face and smiled bitterly: "Okay, although you are filled with unreliable smell from head to toe, I feel that you are much better than Erlang Shen and Giant Spirit God. At least you start the fight without appearing, and at least you can still talk. Those two bastards will beat you to death as soon as they appear, which is too unreasonable."

"Unreliable? Do you dare to say that I am the King of Li Tian, ​​who is not reliable?" Li Jing wanted to find a table to lift it up, but found that there were no tables available everywhere, so she had to cross her waist and said, "I am the most reliable general in the Heavenly Court, so at important moments, the Jade Emperor will send me to his horse, and no one is more reliable than me."

Tang Sen put on a serious face and asked Li Jing: "Since you are so reliable, I want to ask, where did I violate the rules of heaven? This incident has become a mystery in my heart. If I don't explain this matter clearly, I will not be convinced even if I am arrested. You have watched a lot of Hong Kong-made police and gangster films. Then you should also know that when the police arrest people, they usually say, 'You are suspected of killing XXX', or 'You are suspected of reselling XXX', and 'You are suspected of stealing XXX', at least let the prisoner know what bad things he did, right?"

"Well, you're right. His Majesty the Jade Emperor often said recently that the method of handling cases in Heaven before was too old. It has a very heavy smell of feudalism and is incompatible with modern society. It should be more humane." Li Jing tilted her head and thought: "Since the Heavenly King comes to take you, I should be able to give you a serious reason. If you can't give someone a reason, you can't take someone..."

"So, what's the reason?" Tang Sen asked.

"This..." Li Jing fell into deep thought. After a while, she suddenly slapped her forehead: "Oh, Your Majesty didn't tell me."

Tang Sen and his group: "..."

All the heavenly soldiers and generals: "..."

"Wait, I'll call to ask Your Majesty." Li Jing took out a mobile phone, which was so golden that it was very awesome, and looked very imposing, especially the screen was so big, it was actually a 7-inch giant screen mobile phone. It was hard to tell whether it was a mobile phone or a tablet.

I just unlocked the screen lock of my phone, and I saw it automatically start playing TV series, Hong Kong police and gangster films, and the kind of old-fashioned in the 1970s... No wonder this guy's phone has a 7-inch screen, which turned out to be comfortable to watch TV series.

Everyone was sweating profusely, and Li Jing quickly closed the window of the TV series and said dryly: "I was watching this before attending the event. I locked the screen and it came out. I didn't expect that it would start to play automatically as soon as it was unlocked. Don't mind, I will start calling now."

"Dudu..." The phone went through, Li Jing clicked the hands-free function, and then said to her phone loudly: "Your Majesty, the wanted criminal named Tang Sen asked me what crime he committed. If his subordinates can't explain clearly, he will resist arrest. Please give me some advice."

The other side of the phone was silent for a long time. After a while, he heard the voice of a young woman coming from the opposite side. The voice was actually very nice and full of youthful atmosphere. It seemed that the Jade Emperor was in his ten years of beauty. She said angrily: "How do you become a king of heaven? With eight thousand heavenly soldiers and generals attacking, he actually gave the wanted criminal a chance to question you? He rushed forward and took it down, tied it back and detained it. Where did so much nonsense come from?"

Li Jing said, "But a new era has arrived. Your Majesty also said that our heavenly servants should enforce the law humanely. Telling the criminals what crime they have committed, and asking him to confess his guilt and punish him is a humane part."

After being silent on the other side of the phone for a long time, the Jade Emperor seemed to sigh and said, "The reason for arresting him cannot be said! It is very personal... cough... it belongs to the highest secret of the heavenly court. In short, that guy named Tang Sen was crazy and insulted me too much. The so-called humiliation of the minister died. If you are humiliated, you will fight to the death and capture him immediately for me."

Tang Sen was unhappy when he heard this. What's the point of this woman? I said it like a rapist, but the conscience of heaven and earth. I, Tang Sen, have never insulted any woman, let alone the Jade Emperor who is arrogant.

All nonsense!

Tang Sen couldn't help but shout: "Hey, Jade Emperor, your phone is on hands-free. You should be able to hear me? I am Tang Sen, tell me clearly when I bullied you, which made you send someone to kill me again and again. Chang'e just said something for me, but she was ordered to be banned by you. What are you going to do?"
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