The fourth ninety-seventh cute, I will teach you what is cute
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The girl turned around and looked at Tang Sen. She found that he was extremely handsome. She couldn't help but blush and lowered her head: "Thank you for putting your clothes on me... I don't need to sue her. There are no 50,000 people who have been teased by the third president of the Lion Camel Kingdom and there are 40,000 people. Who would care about her pranks? That's really too immature. Now the entire Lion Camel Kingdom has reached a convention. Being cheated by the third president is because of his bad fortune today, because he is not vigilant, so you can't blame her... Huh? Sir, you don't even know this? You are not from the Lion Camel Kingdom, are you?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I am indeed a tourist, and I didn't expect that there would be such a convention in the Lion Camel Kingdom."
The girl's face turned redder: "Sir, you are so handsome. Can you give me a phone number? It seems that I have a bad fortune today, but my fortune is super good. Without the three presidents to punish me, how could I have the opportunity to meet a handsome guy like you?"
Tang Sen: “…”
The three presidents laughed with their hips on their hips: "Hahaha, I'm not afraid to tell you, I knew that this would happen if I threw the bug into her collar. According to future history records, you two had a romantic encounter because of my prank, exchanged phone numbers, and became lovers after two months of date. Three years later, they got married and had two children, one boy and one girl..."
"Damn, stop talking nonsense to me." Tang Sen knelt: "I won't let your nameless prophecy come true."
Tang Sen grabbed the third president and ran away. Of course, the phone number and other things would not be left. The girl saw Tang Sen rolling away like a gust of wind and disappearing at the end of the street. She couldn't help but sigh with regret: "Oh, a handsome guy ran away like this... It's true that there is nothing good about meeting the third president. My fortune today is really bad."
Tang Sen grabbed the third president and escaped several streets before he dared to stop and looked around. There were many pedestrians on the street. This was not good. These people could be teased by the third president at any time, and then they became their own troubles. Damn. Taking this woman by his side is simply a scam. Forget it, use the fastest speed to rush back to Xiao Zunfeng's home, and you must not be able to do anything else.
Holding the three presidents running wildly, Tang Sen returned to Xiao Zunfeng's villa as fast as possible.
When I walked into the hall, I saw Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others playing cards in the living room, and they were fighting landlords again... The girls' faces were covered with notes, and it seemed that the battle was very fierce.
When the three presidents saw a large group of new faces, they immediately showed harmless smiles of humans and animals. They walked obediently to Sun Wukong and others and said politely: "Hello everyone, for the first time I met, I am the third president of the Lion Camel Kingdom. Please take care of me."
"Huh? What a cute little girl." Liu Mo's eyes lit up first and she smiled: "And she is very polite and very obedient."
It’s weird if you are good. This is obviously just acting. I’ll give you an impression of being good first, so that it will be easier to trick you, Tang Sen thought to himself.
Zhu Bajie is the heart of a middle-aged uncle. When she saw the beautiful little girl, she couldn't let go of her eyes. After staring at the third president for a few glances, her saliva couldn't help but flow out, and she murmured: "Wow. What a cute little girl."
"Cute?" Sun Wukong heard this and jumped up: "What did you say just now? Cute?"
"Yes, she's so cute."
"Old Sun, I, asked you what cuteness is, and you all said you couldn't explain it clearly." Sun Wukong said anxiously: "Why are you saying that this girl is cute again?"
"Moe is a feeling." Zhu Bajie hummed, "I can't tell what Meng is. But I can feel the existence of Meng, and this girl is very cute. She reveals a cute aura, which I like at first glance."
"Wow, so this is cute." The two Sun Wukong stretched out their hands forward at the same time, looking like they wanted to drag the three presidents into the small dark room to dissect and study it slowly. However, they knew that this could not be done, so they shrank back.
The two Sun Wukong left the card table together, circled around the three presidents, looked at her from the front, back and left, and said while looking at her, "It turns out that this is the type Xiao Jin likes... Well, the clothes are cartoonish, the colors are very bright, and there are bears and puppies on them... The hair is tied with two ponytails... Is this cute when walking... Is this cute?"
Everyone shook their heads together: "No, the few points you summarized are not necessarily cute. Cute is a feeling, and it is difficult to explain clearly. You have to experience them seriously to understand them."
The third president didn't know what Sun Wukong was doing, but she was not interested in knowing. As long as she could tease people, why should she care about others? She smiled and said to Sun Wukong: "Sister, why do you know what Meng is?"
Sun Wukong didn't avoid it and said boldly: "The man I liked liked very much like 'cute'. I have to become a very cute woman before he liked me, so I am traveling all over the world to find cute. Now I finally found you, you have to tell me what's going on with Meng."
The third president looked at the two Sun Wukong carefully and thought to himself: You are a twin loli, you are born with cute words, so where do you need to know what cuteness is? If the man you like really like cute attributes, I am afraid you have already fallen in love with you, so there is no need to do anything else. But since you want to ask me, you deserve to be unlucky, hehe...
The third president's eyes rolled a few times and had a bad idea. She hummed, "Let's do this, follow me to carry out the special practice of 'cute'. I will teach you seriously. When you finish practicing, you will understand what cuteness is."
"Wow, you really want to teach me? That's great, then starting today, you will be my teacher..."
Everyone was sweating. Tang Sen knew that the third president was going to cheat people. He was about to persuade Sun Wukong not to listen to her. Suddenly, he saw a happy light flashing in Sun Wukong's eyes. How long has it been since this light been seen in Sun Wukong's eyes? Forget it... I won't say anything.
In fact, Sun Wukong is very cute. Tang Sen thought to himself: Even if the third president just wants to tease her, lies can often bring human confidence. As long as it can make her confident and have confidence in her "cute", that's fine. Whether the third president has taught her something is not important at all, so they can just spoof it.
"By the way, where is the little Zunfeng girl now?" Tang Sen asked: "I brought the third president back without authorization, and I have to ask her if she can take the third president here to spend the night."
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Miss Zunfeng just ran back in a wet body. I heard that someone was splashing apple juice all over. She went to the bathroom to take a shower and change clothes. If you wait here for a while, she should be out."
Tang Sen said "Oh" and sat down on the sofa.
The third president's eyes turned badly and whispered to Sun Wukong: "Come with me, let's go and practice cutely."
"Okay, go and go." Sun Wukong was overjoyed.
"But... that man has been watching me." The third president pointed at Tang Sen: "Is there any way you can avoid his eyes and ears and let the three of us slip out and not be discovered?"
"Why did he monitor you?" Sun Wukongqi said: "Brother Tang Sen is a good person, he will not monitor people for no reason."
The third president whispered: "Because I am a girl from the future, the man is curious about the future, so he has been monitoring my actions. You must help me get rid of him so that we can start to practice cutely."
"Wow, it turns out you are a future girl?" Sun Wukong was shocked: "Because you came from the future, is it so cute?"
"As long as you follow me to study hard, you can be cute." The third president said loudly without blinking: "How is it, is there a way to avoid his eyes and ears?"
"This is too simple." Sun Wukong pulled out three hairs, and when he blew his breath, he turned into three presidents and two Sun Wukong. Three fakes replaced three real people. The real three presidents and two Sun Wukong secretly sneaked out of the hall with the cover of furniture.
"Teacher, what should I do to practice cuteness?" asked the two Sun Wukong.
"This is divided into courses." The three presidents said seriously: "The first lesson is to steal Xiao Zunfeng's change of clothes. Xiao Zunfeng was taking a shower. We must act quickly."
"Ah? Is this cute?" Sun Wukong Daqi: "I don't think it's too cute to do this."
"Do you know cuteness or I know cuteness?" The third president snorted: "If you don't understand, you must study humbly and don't give any suggestions."
Sun Wukong sweated: "Okay, listen to the teacher."
The three of them came to the bathroom with slight hands and heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom. The three presidents took out a wire from their pockets, pried open the lock of the bathroom in a few seconds, gently pushed open the door and crawled in.
Xiao Zunfeng is a rich man in the country of Lion Camel. The bathroom is very large, divided into inner and outer rooms, separated by frosted glass walls in the middle. The inner room is the place to take a bath, while the outer room is a dry and wet room. There is a laundry basket in the dry and wet room. The dirty clothes she had just taken off were placed in the laundry basket. The clothes were full of apple juice, which was a good thing that the three presidents did. On the table next to the laundry basket, there was a stack of clean clothes. It seemed that Xiao Zunfeng was planning to wear after taking a shower.
The third president smiled and pointed to the clean clothes stacked beside him and said, "Store these clean clothes away."
Two Sun Wukong asked in a low voice: "We stole these clothes. What did she wear after taking a shower?"
"What does she wear have to do with us?" The third president snorted: "Anyway, this is her home, can she run naked."
"If Tang Sen is not here, it will be fine for her to run naked, but with Tang Sen is here, she is afraid that it will not be convenient for her to run naked." Sun Wukong still understood this.
Chapter completed!