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Forty-sixth Meng, Fairy Chang'e guides the maze

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and said, "It turns out that Fairy Chang'e is a sensible person."

Chang'e smiled and said, "After living a little longer, it's hard to be confused."

Sun Wukong's unreliable look flashed through Tang Sen's mind, and he couldn't help but think: There are also guys who have lived for a long time but still cheated on him.

Chang'e picked up the cup of water that Tang Sen handed him and took a sip. Her movements were very elegant. The woman seemed to deliberately show her elegance in front of Tang Sen. Her movements were so slow. She only drank a sip of water in the last few lines of the previous chapter. She started drinking again at the beginning of this chapter. She deliberately drank so slowly, and she wanted to show a stunning look. Could it be... This is the legendary watering?

(The editor put on the boxing gloves: "If you misinterpret the meaning of watering me again, I will make you never be able to water." My father-in-law was shocked: "I dare not, I will write a serious one right away.")

Tang Sen suspected that this woman had to go to the bathroom once if she could not say a few words to her.

After Chang'e fully demonstrated her beautiful and generous side "without trace", she said softly: "Young Master is a wanted criminal, and Zhu Bajie is also a wanted criminal. If I remember correctly, the third princess is also a wanted criminal. Are you wanted criminals together to join forces to resist the pursuit of the Heavenly Court? Wouldn't that be peaceful after fighting like that? If Mr. Tang doesn't dislike it, the little woman is willing to talk to you on behalf of the Jade Emperor and help you talk to you about love."

In order to please the handsome guy, Chang'e was also desperate. She deliberately did not help Wu Gang talk, and the money broke out, so she ran away without the support of the heavenly soldiers. Now she had to help wanted criminals plead with her... It can be seen that when a woman works hard for a handsome guy, she is not much different from the hard work of a man working for a beautiful girl.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Can you make sense of love?"

Chang'e smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor is a very kind and easy-to-talk person. As long as Xiao Bailong is talking about love, it should be fine. As long as Sister Zhu returns to the right, she no longer always thinks about attacking the goddess's breasts, and the Jade Emperor will not punish her again. But Mr. Tang, what did you do? You might as well tell me. I know the whole story and it is convenient for me to plead with the Jade Emperor..."

Is the Jade Emperor a very kind and easy-to-talk person? Tang Sen couldn't agree with this when he heard this. He was chased by the Heavenly Court all the way and had a very bad impression of the Heavenly Court. The Jade Emperor's image in his mind was initially a gloomy middle-aged man full of bad water. Later, he heard that the Jade Emperor was a woman, and then he corrected his image to a kind of arrogant and unreasonable middle-aged aunt. Now, when Chang'e's evaluation of the Jade Emperor, he almost spit out a sip of tea.

"Young master, don't be stunned. Tell me the reason quickly." Chang'e's voice woke Tang Sen up from his speculation about the Jade Emperor.

Tang Sen had to smile bitterly and said, "The Jade Emperor thought I was going to go to the Lingshan Dalei Temple to marry Miss Rulai, so he sent someone to kill me, hoping that Miss Rulai could not marry anyone or give birth to children, and cut off the inheritance of the Dalei Temple... Well... I think this is probably the reason. Actually, I didn't marry Rulai at all, alas!"

The expression on Chang'e's face suddenly became strange: "Young Master Tang, you... did you guess this reason yourself, or did someone tell you?"

"I guessed it myself... Uh, no..." Tang Sen suddenly woke up in his mind: "No, it was not my guess, but under the guidance of Sister Guanyin, he guessed the reason step by step."

Chang'e immediately burst into tears: "Young Master Tang, can you believe Sister Guanyin's words? She is famously black and sinister. She is the most lie in the entire Daleiyin Temple. She deliberately makes you think this way, but it is probably not the case."

Tang Sen frowned. Yes, since he went west, he had been hunted down by the Heavenly Court and had never spoken well with the people in the Heavenly Court, so I believe whatever Guanyin said, but that guy, Guanyin, is obviously a big liar. How credible is what she said? Now there is a rare opportunity to communicate with the people in the Heavenly Court. You must not listen to it in a side manner. Just analyze it carefully.

Tang Sen sat upright and said politely: "I would like to ask Fairy Chang'e to give me some advice."

Fairy Chang'e also set her seated position and deliberately straightened her chest forward, wanting Mr. Tang to see her proud career line, but her eyes swept over the sister Zhu Ba sitting next to her. Seeing the pair of terrifying killing weapons on her chest, she shrank her chest back unconfidently, and said, "Mr. Tang, you may be too sacred to see the inheritance of the Daleiyin Temple... That's why I guess this conspiracy theory. I said something a bit offensive. In fact, this matter is not what you think. Even if you really go to marry Miss Rulai's relatives, your identity is not as important as you imagined. The Jade Emperor could not send someone to kill you for this reason."

"oh?"

Chang'e said: "The reincarnation of a living Buddha does not necessarily have to be passed on by his own child. In fact, it is possible to simply assume that an irrelevant child can also inherit the position of a living Buddha. In other words, even if you don't go to the West and don't marry Miss Rulai, the Buddha's inheritance will not be cut off. It will have no effect on whether the Jade Emperor kills you or not. If the young master doesn't believe it, just use the search engine to check the keyword "reincarnation of a living Buddha" and you will understand..."

This sentence can be said to wake up the dreamer in one sentence. Tang Sen took out his mobile phone and quickly checked the keyword "Living Buddha's Reincarnation". Sure enough, the reincarnation of Living Buddha is very flexible and you can easily designate an outsider. He couldn't help but scream "ah" and slapped the table and jumped up.

Chang'e said: "Young Master, if Da Leiyin Temple cannot be passed on without you, then what important existence should you be? In the face of the pursuit of heaven, why isn't there any three thousand Buddhas in the Great Leiyin Temple to protect you personally?"

After hearing this, Tang Sen was sweating profusely: Yes, if I really had something to do with the survival of the Great Leiyin Temple, why didn’t the three thousand Buddhas come to protect me personally?

Chang'e said seriously: "So, the reason why the Jade Emperor wants to kill you is not this. It must be that Sister Guanyin deliberately exaggerated and was fooling you. She likes this. She takes others into the pit when she has nothing to do, and devotes her life to the cause of "damaging people and not benefiting others". She has long been the king of black-bellied pits in the world of immortals..."

Tang Sen: “…”

"In short, the real reason for your being listed as a wanted criminal must be found so that the problem can be solved. Think carefully, have you ever done anything that offends the Heavenly Court and the Jade Emperor?"

Tang Sen hugged his head and thought for a while, there was nothing left. Before Erlang Shen appeared to assassinate him, he had doubts about whether the heavenly court existed. How could he offend the Jade Emperor?

"No, I can't think of any clues!" Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I have never done anything that offends the Heavenly Court in my impression."

Chang'e smiled and said, "Since that's the case, let me go and ask the young master. Can you tell me your mobile phone number? After I ask the Jade Emperor, I will call you to notify you."

Appeared! This woman said so much to me, but it was actually for this purpose! Tang Sen suddenly woke up. There were similar things before. In order to get Tang Sen's phone number, the girls in the school could be said to be doing everything they could. Some of them took the initiative to help him do homework, some helped him copy notes, and some helped him clean... Even during physical education classes, there were girls who were walking back to the classroom on the excuse that it was inconvenient today, and while Tang Sen was running on the playground, they stole his mobile phone number.

Why don’t these crazy women understand? The more you take the initiative to do these things, the more you reveal the nature of not being a otakus! Tang Sen definitely doesn’t like you.

Tang Sen covered his cell phone: "This...hehe...this is not very convenient, the phone number is a very personal thing..."

Chang'e sighed in her heart, such a smart man, reacted so quickly. She is a woman who is more and more brave as she gets. Her expression remains unchanged and she said generously: "But if the young master doesn't give me a phone number, even if I ask the Jade Emperor, I will not be able to notify you of the reason."

"This...ah...well...well!" Tang Sen thought about it carefully. There was no way. He could only give this phone number, and he couldn't put her on the blacklist. This woman just complained that Guanyin was a black man. In fact, she was also a pretty dark guy. Guanyin was playing conspiracy, but Chang'e was playing conspiracy, and she was so upright that you could not avoid it. A creature like a woman is so terrible.

Tang Sen's phone number was finally handed over to Chang'e. She took out a pink women's mobile phone, which was covered with silver stickers. She recorded the number into the phone book with her slender fingers and smiled happily: "Mr. Tang, I will say goodbye now and go back to the sky. After I go back, I will meet the Jade Emperor immediately, help the young master to ask clearly, and ask the young master to wait for the good news."

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and said, "Waiting for your good news."

Chang'e was blessed with a blessing, and reluctantly took the heavenly soldiers to fly into the night sky...
Chapter completed!
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