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The fourth sixty-fifth cute, Zhou Fatzi is reborn

Updated at 8 p.m.

Fatty Zhou fell to the ground with blood spurted, and his fat body rolled on the ground a few times, and stopped moving.

Tang Sen was startled: Damn, will the black-hearted technique given by Sister Guanyin be too intense? Will this innocent fat man be directly hit to death?

Just as I thought of this, I saw another carp in Zhou Chaojun jumping up from the ground. The fat man's face was relieved and laughed to the sky: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Mr. Zhou, are you okay?"

"Okay, I'm very good now." Zhou Chaojun suddenly shouted: "I finally understand that love is fake, it's worthless, it's not a big deal. What's wrong with fat people? As long as you are rich and powerful, let alone fat people, even an old man can hold a beauty. What have I been struggling with?"

Tang Sen wiped sweat.

Zhou Chaojun said: "I have figured it out completely. I used to be so stupid. I thought it was right to give my sincere heart to pursue girls. Now I have completely realized that I don't need to secretly fall in love with anyone or pursue anyone. As my great leader, I just need to show my power, wear gold and jade, and wear luxury brands, why worry about beauties not throwing themselves into their arms? Hahahaha... I decided, my beauties have made a complete decision. Starting tomorrow, I want to have a talent show, I want to summon all the beauties of Zhu Zi Kingdom into the palace, I want the three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. I can play whatever I want."

Tang Sen was speechless.

"Oh, by the way, I can't just be satisfied with the little identity of King Zhu Zi. Three years ago, I also told Sai Tai Sui that she was very rich, but she still chose the rich old man from the Tang Dynasty. It can be seen that she looked down on Zhu Zi Country, a small country like Zhu Zi Country, and would rather choose the rich man from the Tang Dynasty than the leader of Zhu Zi Country. Hum... I want to develop national strength, I want to make Zhu Zi Country stronger, and richer than the Tang Dynasty!"

Zhou Chaojun said confidently: "I want to develop nuclear weapons, exert our power, and demonstrate the power of Zhu Zi Kingdom to the world."

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, have you played too much?"

"Mr. Tang, don't persuade me, I'm determined!" Fatty Zhou walked out of the bedroom and stepped forward, with great energy and spirit. His stomach seemed to be no longer hurt.

Half an hour later, Zhou Chaojun appeared on Zhu Zi News. He held a big steamed bun in his left hand and grabbed a roast chicken leg in his right hand. While eating and chewing, he said seriously to the camera: "The leader has now announced that he will officially recruit princesses from the public. There are tall, ************, beautiful and charming women who are confident in their figure and face. They can all come to the palace to register. Once selected by me, they can be named queen, imperial concubine, talented man, beauty and other ranks. They don't have to work every day, they just need to enjoy wealth and honor in the harem. I'm waiting for you."

As soon as the news came out, Zhu Zi Kingdom exploded. The great leader who was regarded as a god actually wanted to accept his queen and concubine. What's wrong? Although he is a fat man, who cares? The people of Zhu Zi Kingdom were all excited and quickly cleaned their beautiful daughter. After dressing up carefully, they lined up to send it to the palace... Of course, this was the matter after Tang Sen left Zhu Zi Kingdom. He was not upset. It was nothing.

Zhou Dynasty also announced a new strategic goal. Zhu Ziguo will study his own nuclear weapons and demonstrate the national prestige of Zhu Ziguo to the whole world. Of course, as soon as this nameless goal was announced, Zhu Ziguo was immediately subjected to economic sanctions from the United Nations, making this poor country even poorer. This is what happened after Tang Sen left, so he couldn't control it.

Just when Zhou Chaojun was crazy because of love and was trying his best to spoof, Tang Sen had already quietly left this nameless country with his girls and continued to move westward.

Sister Guanyin and Sai Taisui have been sending Tang Sen and his group to the border of Zhu Ziguo. Sai Taisui seems a little reluctant to let him go, but Sister Guanyin has not left anyone, so she naturally has no reason to stay. She looked at Tang Sen with her red eyes and said affectionately: "Young Master Tang, when will you come back to Qilin Mountain to see me?"

Tang Senhan said: "I don't know either. In short, my journey should end at the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian. After that, there may be a lot of time to walk around. I will come back to see you at that time."

Sai Taisui nodded obediently: "Then I will always be waiting for you here, and they will take good care of their homes."

"Huh? Guardian? What does it mean?" A picture suddenly appeared in Tang Sen's mind. A golden retriever sat at the door of his house, guarding the door, preventing robbers and villains from entering. Except for the owner, anyone who dares to approach this house, the golden retriever will rush up for a "woof woof woof".

Tang Sen couldn't help but feel a lot of sweat, Nimei, where did I think of? Girls wouldn't do such a tasteless thing.

Sister Guanyin waved to Tang Sen with a smile: "Okay, let's go quickly. Xiaosai and I have a job to work. I have brought more than 240 working positions, which is enough to allocate them to the little demons. I have no time to pay attention to you."

Tang Sen felt depressed when he thought that Sister Guanyin seemed to have a man. Now that she saw her driving herself away, she clearly didn't want to talk to him too much, which made her even more uncomfortable. She couldn't help but hum, "Sister Guanyin, even if you have a man, you don't have to drive me away in such a hurry, right? I didn't mess with you, you just don't like me so much?"

Sister Guanyin laughed. She saw that Tang Sen was jealous and was very happy. It turned out that you, a man, knew you were jealous? You brought so many women by your side, which made me jealous all day long. Now it is okay to let you eat a little back. Humph, I just don’t let you know the truth of the matter.

She had a lot of bad ideas in her mind and said with a smile: "Actually, for the sake of our friends, I can't talk to you about some private matters. Occasionally, I encounter emotional distress. Can I come to you to talk to you? I heard that men understand men's hearts the most. If there is any unpleasantness between me and my boyfriend, can I come to you to help me analyze his thoughts?"

Tang Sen really wanted to say "No", but out of the man's generousness, he sighed: "Okay, no problem! If it can help you."

"Okay, then next time I encounter emotional distress, I will come to talk to you." Sister Guanyin said proudly.

Tang Sen waved his hand depressedly: "Okay, then I'll leave."

Tang Sen was in a low mood and no longer wanted to speak. He turned on the Little White Dragon bicycle and headed west. Sun Wukong and the girl also hurriedly followed, but Xiao Er deliberately fell behind. When Tang Sen and the others could go far, she turned around and said to Guanyin sister: "What are you doing when you stare at Tang Sen? I will explain first that Tang Sen is a very important friend who needs to take care of. If you want to do anything to him, I will not agree."

The smile on Sister Guanyin's face also slowly solidified and she said to her little ears: "The problem is that it is your Taoism. I have tolerated it to the limit. I advise you to go home and clean up the portal immediately. If there are any more cats and dogs coming to cause trouble for him, I will let you Taoists know how much faith power the Guanzi Bodhisattva in Putuo Mountain, South China Sea has in this world."

Xiao Er laughed: "The Bodhisattvas do not bother with Taoism."

Sister Guanyin also smiled and said, "Tang Sen's safety does not require Taoism to bother with it. As long as you don't harm him."

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Xiao Er said: "If you have time to fight with you, I might as well practice a few more medicines."

Sister Guanyin also said, "I am still busy arranging work for the little demons. Do you think I have time to pay attention to you? If you weren't with Tang Sen, I wouldn't be too lazy to say a word to you guy."

The two of them didn't say anything more than a long time, and they snorted coldly, turned around and said, "They were all slapped in a row"—

After Tang Sen and his group left Zhu Zi Kingdom, they walked into the vast mountains.

Speaking of the junction between countries, it is either a mountain or a river. It is really annoying. Every time I pass a country, I have to cross the mountains. The mountains are deep and unpopular, there are no roads, and no supplies to buy, which is quite unhappy.

The only person who likes mountains is Xiaoer, because it is easy to dig various herbs in the mountains. She walks along the way, digs medicine all the way, occasionally climbs up cliffs, occasionally crawls into ravines, occasionally climbs in piles of weeds, and sometimes rolls in mud pits.

As a result, when Tang Sen and his party crossed the Border Mountain, Xiao Er made himself covered in dirty mud, looking like a black man from Africa.

When he walked outside the mountain and saw the flat wasteland, Tang Sen said to Xiao Er: "Hey, I said Xiao Er, the mountain has been completed, and there is a small lake in front of you. It's almost time to take a shower. When I was in the mountain, I urged you to take a shower, but I guess you had to get dirty after just washing. Now that you have walked out of the mountain, there is no herb to dig, and you should almost time to take a shower."

"No, I hate taking a bath, it's a waste of time." Xiao Er tilted his head and said, "With that time, I might as well practice a few more medicines unless..."

"Unless what?" Tang Sen felt something was wrong in his heart. What excessive conditions did this guy have to put forward?

"Unless you help me wash it." Xiao Er smiled and said, "It's the same as last time."

"No, don't." Tang Sen knelt: "Take your own bath."

"I'm too lazy to wash myself. If you don't help me, I'll keep getting dirty like this. Anyway, I'll lose the face of you, the leader." Xiao Er looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
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