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The fourth, fourth, seventh, cute, the side effects are so scary

Updated at 8 p.m.

Everyone was nervously watching the guards take the medicine, waiting to see the effect of the medicine. Tang Sen was the only one who was worried about something else. According to past experience, any medicine newly developed by Xiao Er would be fat with strange side effects, either because of infinite strength or turning a person into a mouse... What side effects will be this time? I hope it is not too exaggerated.

After a while...

The guard suddenly said, "Huh? I suddenly felt so hungry. Strange, I just ate a rice dumpling, so I shouldn't be hungry."

"Could it be..." Everyone was overjoyed: "Could it be that the zongzi has been digested? Quick, snapshot light."

A group of officials hugged the guards and went to the light film. When they saw the film, everyone was overjoyed. They saw that the rice dumplings in the guards' stomach had disappeared without a trace.

"So amazing! So awesome!"

"My doctor!"

"This is a very effective way too quickly!"

The officials shouted: "This is simply a super zongzi digestive medicine. The whole zongzi can be digested in minutes."

Xiao Er laughed: "Isn't this nonsense? How can the medicine I make behave so well? Humph."

The officials of Zhu Zi Kingdom were all very excited, and Zhou Chaojun jumped up even more happily. With this magical medicine, his three-year stubborn disease was finally saved. He couldn't help but burst into tears: "Miscellaneous doctor, I... my disease depends entirely on you. Please help me refine a bowl of the same medicine."

Xiao Er Cannon: "Hmph, didn't you say that the medicinal materials have been used up? I'll send some new ones."

"Oh, yes, hurry up and move the medicinal materials." Zhou Chaojun ordered loudly: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

The great leader actually said three words "fast" in a row, which was a very urgent situation. The officials of Zhu Ziguo were in chaos and ran outwards.

Tang Sen was not as optimistic as them. He walked to the guards and asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you feel something wrong elsewhere? Do you have any side effects of that medicine?"

The guard shook his head and said, "No, I feel good, I'm just a little hungry."

Of course, I will be hungry if I digested all the things in my stomach. This is normal. Tang Sen didn't think of this as a side effect, but unexpectedly, the guard suddenly took out a cell phone from his arms, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it in a crackling manner.

When Tang Sen saw it, he immediately sweated.

The guard said, "I don't know why I'm so hungry. Well, this phone looks delicious, like chocolate."

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey..."

The guard felt that it was not enough after eating his phone. He took off the assault rifle that had been hanging on his back and put it in his mouth, and cracked. The gun was bitten by him like a biscuit, and then swallowed it. He even smashed his mouth and said, "Yeah. It's delicious."

Everyone next to him was sweating profusely. Zhou Chaojun couldn't help but ask, "Miscellaneous Doctor, what's going on?"

Xiao Er said naturally: "Well, it's normal. This zongzi digestive medicine is a new drug I just developed. It must have some side effects. This guard was the first to test it, and some side effects were reflected from him. It was within the imagination."

"I guess you're so big. He just ate some inexplicable things and went in." Tang Sen knelt: "It's going to die."

"It shouldn't be possible. Just do a random operation and take those things out of your stomach?" Xiao Er said naturally: "Human surgery is very powerful."

Tang Sen covered his face: "Damn, in order to digest a zongzi, he ended up eating a cell phone and an assault rifle, and had to undergo surgery to remove it from his stomach. Why did he need to make zongzi digestive medicine?"

"Well. You're right. It seems that I should make another mobile phone digestive medicine and an assault rifle digestive medicine." Xiao Er smiled and said, "I want to challenge these two drugs too."

Tang Sen Khan: "Don't make me some medicine that is inexplicably useless, I'll do it! Give me more reliable."

The Zhou Dynasty army felt that Yalishan was great, and the officials of Zhuzi Kingdom also felt that Yalishan was great.

After three years, I finally came to a doctor who seemed very powerful. I could make medicine to digest rice dumplings in an instant, but... this doctor was still not very reliable in the end. What should I do? Help!

Zhou Chaojun said with a sad face: "My doctor, can you please spend more time studying it to eliminate the side effects of the digestive medicine of rice dumplings, and then you can give it to me."

"Of course this is OK, but it requires a lot of clinical trials." Xiao Er Canal: "Generally speaking, it is inevitable to try thousands or hundreds of cases, and the side effects can be completely eliminated."

Zhou Chaojun slapped his chest and said, "This is a trivial matter, so please leave it to me." He immediately ordered an official next to him, "Tonight's Zhu Zi News will collect citizens who voluntarily test medicine for me from the whole country and hand it over to the miracle doctor for clinical trials."

The official immediately said with a serious look on his face: "Your Majesty, this matter is not feasible."

"Why is it not feasible?" Zhou Chaojun said strangely: "Are the people unwilling to contribute to me?"

"No... it's not that everyone doesn't want to do it, but that everyone is too willing. Once the news is broadcast, people across the country will come to test the medicine for you regardless of their own life. The registration place will be squeezed out, which may cause social unrest." The official said seriously: "Pharm test volunteers should not recruit publicly on Zhuzi News. Just select thousands of brave soldiers from our Zhuzi Army."

"Okay, that's it." Zhou Chaojun waved his hand, and the matter was settled.

Zhou Chaojun left with the officials, and the guards who had eaten their cell phones and assault rifles were also carried into the hospital for surgery. A new guard was replaced with a large number of newly sent medicinal materials.

Xiao Er crawled around in the pile of herbs with joy.

Tang Sen said angrily: "Depending on the good things you have done, we are in trouble now. How long does it take to try this medicine without side effects? How long will we stay here?"

Xiao Er laughed in a low voice and said, "With our ability, we can leave as soon as possible. Who else can stop us?"

"That's not what it means." Tang Sen shook his head and said, "Although we can defeat them easily, the most important thing in life is to have a beginning and an end. Since we have agreed to treat the Zhou Dynasty army, we cannot leave him alone. We have to help him cure it before we can leave. This is the most basic integrity and morality of being a human being. Moreover, you have deceived others many herbs and caused a guard to enter the hospital. You have to take responsibility for these things. The best way to take this responsibility is to cure the Zhou Dynasty army."

"Okay, OK, I got it, I'm so serious." Xiao Er snorted: "I hate serious people the most. If you didn't help me take a shower and wash clothes, I would ignore you."

Tang Sen Dahan: "Do you think I am a washing machine or a Thai bathing girl?"

Xiao Er smiled and said, "It's all."

Tang Sen: “…”

In the following time, the two of them lived in the palace and kept debugging the medicine day and night. Xiaoer really liked to refine medicine. Although it was a very simple digestive medicine, she bet on all her concentration. Sometimes she would squat in the pile of herbs and think, sometimes she would write and draw on paper, re-prescription of the medicine, and sometimes she would make medicine by herself... constantly improving the ingredients in this medicine.

There were a lot of Zhu Zi soldiers waiting outside the door to test the medicine. Each of them prepared a rice dumpling. Whenever Xiaoer needed someone to come in to test the medicine, the man immediately ate a rice dumpling and walked into the house, picked up the medicine bowl that Xiaoer handed over, and poured it into his mouth without saying a word.

The faces of these drug testers were shining with sacred light, as if they would not frown even if they died for the great leader.

As a result, horrible side effects kept coming to their heads.

Some people have a side effect of suddenly hungry and want to eat cloth, some people want to eat wood, some people want to eat a brick when they are hungry and some people eat a glass...

Xiaoer's notebook kept recording the reactions of each tester.

Her pretty little face was filled with a look of unrestrainedness. She would never let go if she did not solve this side effect.

Tang Sen has also seen such a spirit on his mother's face. When the hidden ending of the game she likes cannot be played, she will do this. She has a hint of perseverance on her face and sits in front of the game console without retreating. She will fight to the darkness and the sun and the moon. Even if she is so tired that she is as soft as mud, she will continue to struggle in the game unswervingly.

Although the medicine Xiaoer made was so unreliable, Tang Sen still admired her very much!

He admires all those who would rather give everything and work hard for their own goals. Such people shine with light that is hard to see directly, making people feel how great they are.

The hard work lasted for three days and three nights. During these three days and three nights, Xiao Er never closed his eyes. After failing hundreds of times, Xiao Er suddenly began to fall into deep thought again... After this contemplation, Xiao Er suddenly slapped his thigh and jumped up.

It was dawn three days later. Tang Sen was still sleeping in the lounge next to the pharmacy, but Xiao Er didn't close her eyes for three days and three nights. She rushed into the lounge, jumped on Kang Sen, rode him and shouted: "Wow, I finally thought of it."

"What are you doing? Don't scare me in shock." Tang Sen woke up by her sitting on her stomach. After rubbing her eyes, she saw her eyes red and blood-covered little ears sitting on her body, and said with a laugh and cry: "What have you thought of? Even if you have any major geographical discoveries, don't sit on me and say, hurry up and go down."

Xiao Er said excitedly: "I thought of a key drug to eliminate side effects."

"What?" Tang Senqi said.
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