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Fourth, third and fourth, cute, fishing strategy

Updated at 8 a.m.

Thank you for the reward of 70,000 in Viainiji. It’s been a long time since I had such a huge reward. My father-in-law is so happy, and his heart is surging! ——

"How can I find a monster on the Rotten Persimmon Mountain with an radius of 800 miles?" Xiao Er finally turned his thinking back to the serious road.

Tang Sen said angrily: "Hey, do you still know how to do serious business? I thought you wouldn't know anything except looking for medicine."

Xiao Er smiled awkwardly and said, "There is nothing I can do. I can't stop my excitement when I see the herbs."

Tang Sen: “…”

Well, if you don’t mess with this guy, it’s time to do something serious. Tang Sen said: “I have considered a way to find a monster before I come. Just follow me.”

He climbed up the mountain with his little ears, and the two climbed the mountain in the persimmon mud like shit, one foot deep and one foot shallow. The feeling was really indescribable. After finally climbing up the mountain, when it was a good place, Tang Sen reached out and touched it in his arms, and took out a large piece of frozen pork.

"What's this?" Xiao Er said strangely.

"This is bait, just like a small earthworm for fishing." Tang Sen said: "Don't this monster like to eat meat? Let's go to the wind on the mountain and hang the piece of meat. After it thaws, it will naturally emit the aroma of meat. We will hide beside us and wait, and the monster will naturally hook it."

"So that's it, it's really a good plan." Xiao Er said seriously: "If someone puts a herb in the wind and I smell it, I will pounce on you all at once. In life, there are always some temptations that cannot be resisted... Well, it's like putting a naked woman as beautiful as a fairy in front of a man, and the man will pounce on you, right?"

Tang Sen Khan: "That's not! Humans will act after thinking, so it's not that easy to be fooled."

"Okay, those are not important. Hurry up and hang up the pork. After catching the monster, let's go home and refine medicines as soon as possible." Xiao Er urged.

Tang Sen found a crooked tree, hung a rope on the trunk, and then hung the pork on the rope. Just wait for the pork to thaw, the mountain wind will blow out the smell of meat...

The two walked away for a while and hid behind a big tree.

While Tang Sen was doing these actions, under the ground where the two were standing, a monster had already listened to their conversation. It turned out that although the frozen pork had not yet thawed, it also showed a little meaty smell. The monster had been following him with the smell of meat when Tang Sen and Xiao Er were up the mountain.

But the monster is cautious by nature. Seeing that Tang Sen and Xiao Er dared to go up the mountain to find him, he felt that these two people were not ordinary people and did not dare to take action to steal Tang Sen's flesh, so he dug an authentic tunnel and kept following the two people underground, and eavesdropping on their words.

"Haha, I actually want to use bait to catch me, I'm not a fish." The monster hummed proudly: "I heard it, it's not so easy to deal with me. Seeing that I used a little trick, I caught you two."

She tilted her head and thought, "Two stupid guys are so flawless. The woman actually claimed that she would be caught by herbs, which is so stupid. I'll dig a herb to kill her in a while. As for the man... uh, do you want to use a naked girl as beautiful as a fairy? This... this is a bit difficult. Although this girl is as beautiful as a fairy, she doesn't like to fish naked. I'm not a shameless woman. What should I do? For nothing, I don't have to do with this man. Maybe my magic is better than his?"

The female monster has made a plan...

Tang Sen and Xiaoer waited behind the tree. The frozen pork had completely thawed, and the mountain wind brought the aroma of pork from afar. However, the monster never showed up.

Xiao Er couldn't help but feel a little impatient: "Hey, is this trick really effective with bait? After so long, the monster hasn't appeared."

Tang Sen said: "I don't know whether it works or not. This is just one of the methods I think of. If it doesn't work, we can slowly scan the mountain range with our spiritual sense and search it out one area at a time."

As soon as the two of them said this, they suddenly smelled a strange fragrance from their noses.

Tang Sen couldn't help but be a little curious: "What kind of strange fragrance is this?"

"Wow!" Xiao Er suddenly became energetic: "This is... this is the fragrance of Jiujitianxinguo... This... this is a very rare spiritual herb."

Tang Sen said angrily: "What is this grass for?"

Xiao Er said seriously: "The main effects of the Jiujiao Tianxin Fruit are very magical. You can't believe it if you say it. After refining this thing into medicine, taking one pill can make people feel that you have nine hearts."

"Oh?" Tang Sen felt a little magical when he heard this, and couldn't help but ask again: "What if you have nine hearts?"

"There is no more afterwards!" Xiao Er canal: "Its effect is to create an illusion."

Tang Sen: “…”

I'm sorry, isn't this useless at all?

Xiao Er Canal: "Anyway, this medicine is very precious and hard to find. Since I smell its fragrance, I must pick it back."

"What exactly should I pick this useless herb?" Tang Sen sighed to the sky: "And, I just smelled the fragrance, and I don't know where it is."

"It's right there..." Xiao Er stretched out his hand and pointed to the left. At some point, a strange big cage appeared twenty meters away from the left of the two. The cage was made of rattan, with strange spells painted on it, and a strange small door was opened on the cage... Looking in from the small door, you could see a red alien grass in the cage. It seemed that the thing was the Jiujiao Tianxin Grass.

Tang Sen wiped his sweat: "Hey, are you mistaken? A big cage appeared out of thin air in this kind of place, and herbs were still in it. Even idiots can tell that this is a trap. No one is so stupid that he gets into it, right?"

As soon as Tang Sen finished speaking, he heard the whistling wind in his ears. Xiao Er had already rushed out and rushed into the cage without hesitation. He reached out to hold the herb and shouted excitedly: "Wow, I got it, Jiujiao Tianxin Grass, it's so great!"

"Damn, are you a pig? Come out quickly!" Tang Sen shouted.

It was too late, and the small door on the cage closed with a "click" and locked the little ear inside. The spell talisman drawn on the cage suddenly flashed with golden light, and the cage instantly became extremely solid, like a cage. Locked the little ear.

Xiao Er was stunned, and then she realized that she had fallen into a trap. She grabbed the rattan in the cage and screamed: "Let me out...Let me out..."

Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face: "Damn, there is no one in the world who is stupider than this."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" A smug female voice burst into laughter, then a hole appeared on the ground, and a woman jumped out from under the ground. She was wearing fiery red tight scales, with beautiful facial features, a slender waist as thin as a snake, and her legs were long. She was a very good woman.

She jumped into the cage, stood on it, and laughed to the sky, "Two idiots. They actually wanted to use pork to catch me. I used the bait trick to catch a woman, hahaha."

Tang Sen understood as soon as he thought about it: "It turns out that you have been following us underground. When he heard that the little ear girl likes herbs, he caught her with a bait trick. Uh. It seems that you are very smart, a monster."

The female monster hummed, "I not only know that she likes herbs, but also that you like naked girls. As long as you use naked girls, you can easily catch you. However, this girl is pure and honest, and she is completely unwilling to sacrifice her color to catch you, so she lets you escape."

Tang Senhan said, "Hey. That's what she said nonsense. I won't be caught by a girl. Don't set attributes for me by me."

"Stop coming, men are all urinating!" The female monster said seriously: "Originally, if you use bait, you will be able to catch you without any effort, but I will keep myself clean and don't use that trick. You should thank me for being upright, otherwise you will be ugly. Now I will defeat you with a dignified battle. After you lose, I will immediately get out of Qijue Mountain and don't disturb me again."

When she heard her point, Tang Sen became serious and said seriously: "Girl, I came to Qijue Mountain to find you. It's not to bully you or something. Let's first talk about the reason. You robbed the meat of the townsmen, causing the price of meat in the town to soar. Now the poor can't afford meat. What should I do? If you are really a polite girl, please stop this crazy behavior..."

"Stop? You're talking easily. If you don't grab meat, what will people eat?" the female monster hummed.

"You can hunt!"

"Hunting?" The female monster looked at the idiot with an idiot: "Do you think there are wild animals in this shit pit-like Qijue Mountain that are hunted?"

When Tang Sen heard this, he suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was big. This shit mountain does not look like wild animals. What kind of creatures like wild boars and hares don’t want to survive in a shit-like environment, right?

Tang Sen had no choice but to sweat, "Girl, do you like to eat dung beetles? I think there should be that thing on this mountain. It is said that the meat on the legs of mosquitoes is also meat. Compared to mosquitoes, dung beetles are very fat, so there must be a lot of meat to eat."

Female Monster: "…"

You just eat the dung beetle, your whole family eats the dung beetle.

The female monster looked sad and angry, and Tang Sen felt that this was unreliable, so he had to say again: "Then you can go to work. There is a guy named Guanyin, who makes money by working on his own, so don't he live a good life?"

The female monster snorted: "I have tried it, but humans refused to hire me, saying that I don't have an ID card and I am a 3-no-black household. There is no way, I can only grab something to eat."

Tang Sen sighed: "It seems that I can only eat dung beetle."

Female Monster: "…"

"Ye, the hateful man is here to bully me, right?" The female monster was furious: "I'll fight with you today."

She reached out to grab the air, and a long spear appeared out of thin air. She held the gun in both hands, and stood in a fiery red scale armor, which made her look heroic. The tip of the spear pointed at Tang Sen and said, "Let me see what skills you, a man, have." (To be continued.)
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