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The fourth twenty-ninth cute, there are monsters here

At 8 o'clock in the evening—

Zhang Muxue said: "Don't there be no one else who can believe me? Did you ask me to ask Yuanshi Tianzun? That man was too rigid and would not agree to me, so I had to come to you."

The Supreme Lord sighed: "Okay, OK, I understand, can't I go? Peace is hard-won, and I should also spend some time protecting it. This time it is not to help you, but to help maintain this new era of peace."

She waved her hand and planned to leave the palace and go down to the realm.

But Zhang Muxue shouted from behind, "Stop!"

"What else is there?" said the Supreme Laojun.

"Why... change your clothes and go before you go." Zhang Muxue's face suddenly turned red: "Tang Sen loves cleaning very much. If you wear this Taoist robe that you haven't washed for ten years, you will get him to death. By the way, although you have just taken a shower, you have worn this Taoist robe and got dirty again, so you need to wash it again."

The Grand Lord Screamed: "No, it's so troublesome, don't want it..."

Zhang Muxue kicked her back into the bathroom without saying anything, and locked the door with a whistle and said, "If you don't wash again, you won't let you out."—

After Zhang Muxue left, Tang Sen returned to the edge of the grass and looked at Chang'e, the fat rabbit, and the immortal Zhenyuan who were tied side by side on the grass. He couldn't help but feel worried. Fortunately, he couldn't see the sand Wujing without taking his phone, otherwise he would be even more worried.

"Hey, I said you three can't be as understanding as the Jade Emperor girl?" Tang Sen complained unhappily: "She only glanced at her and understood that I didn't plan to do bad things. Why don't you understand?"

Zhenyuan Daxian said seriously: "I am also very understanding. I don't think that you want to do bad things. Men and women love each other is a necessary step for human reproduction and inheritance. How can you say it is a bad thing? As for the ways and methods of reproduction of offspring, they vary from person to person. Although your method seems a bit heavy and cannot be accepted by humans, I don't think this is a bad thing either."

Tang Sen: “…”

Damn, this woman was really thinking wrongly. Tang Sen said angrily: "I won't reproduce! And you, Chang'e. You have been weird tonight, such as stealing clothes, just say some strange things. Just listen to me, so I don't plan to tie you up and do anything shameless. There is no one at all."

"Um!" Chang'e was stuffed with cloth in her mouth and couldn't speak, so she had to use Um to show her understanding.

"I'll let you go now. After you go back, don't say anything about me tied up girls to ooxx in the middle of the night. There is absolutely nothing like this." Tang Sen issued his moral statement solemnly.

"I know." Zhen Yuan Daxian said depressedly: "I'd told you earlier, I knew there was no such a good thing." Her body shook slightly, and the bundle of immortal rope was put away by herself. She turned over and climbed onto the crane and rode on the Yefeng.

Finally, Tang Sen untied Chang'e and the fat rabbit. The two girls couldn't tell whether they were happy or regretful. In short, with a complicated mood, Chang'e's sister also went back. Tang Sen then turned on his phone and said to Sha Wujing: "Oh, I originally wanted to deal with you, but after thinking about it carefully, you are very pitiful, so I won't deal with you anymore. Go back to the tent to sleep, don't come out to cause trouble again." After saying that, he untied the rope on her body.

Sha Wujing said "Oh" and got up with her head down: "My sense of existence..."

Seeing her pitifulness, Tang Sen comforted softly: "People often say that life always has peaks and valleys. There are many different periods of life. Some periods will live without any knowledge, just like there is no sense of existence, but sometimes they will fly to the emperor and enter life. They are all the attention and shine. You may just have not waited until that time. Don't worry, one day, you will regain your sense of existence."

"Is that so? Don't lie to me!" Sha Wujing said pitifully.

"I didn't lie to you, be good, go back to the tent." Tang Sen said: "By the way, stop running around naked. It's okay if a woman is seen, but it's so embarrassing to be seen by a man."

"Anyway, no man will see it." Sha Wujing said depressedly.

"Damn it, am I a man? Didn't I just see it?" Tang Sen sweated heavily.

"Ah?" Sha Wujing finally realized that Tang Sen had seen her naked body naked. She was just looking at her and was only concerned about studying her presence. She suddenly became shy, screamed and jumped back to her tent. ——

The next day, as soon as the sky was dawn, Tang Sen and his group got up, packed their bags, and continued to go west.

The Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord's injuries have not healed yet, so Tang Sen had to continue carrying her on her back. She was a little taciturn today, as if she was practicing the art of "not speaking". In fact, "not speaking" does not require art, just shut up, but for her, this is not a simple thing. Only by treating it as art can it be barely possible.

Everyone walked through a large hill and then through a jungle. Tang Sen pointed to the GPS map and smiled: "There is finally a place where humans live in front. If you find a hotel, you can put down the Demon Heavenly Lord girl."

The girls said happily: "It's great. It's annoying to walk around the wilderness, and it's better to be more comfortable in the human city."

Tang Sen carefully looked at the GPS map. There was a small town in front of it, called Tuoluozhuang, with a population of about 50,000, which is not a big place. If it is placed in the Tang Dynasty, it is the level of a small county town.

Following the map for a while, there was indeed a road ahead. Tang Sen couldn't help but feel refreshed when he saw the road. He put the Demon Heavenly Lord on the back seat of the bicycle. He was in front of him. Demon Heavenly Lord stretched out his hand and wrapped his waist and took the same car. This scene was definitely a first-class romantic scene in the drama of Kimchi Country.

When he arrived in the town, Tang Sen casually caught a passerby and asked the hotel where he was. He brought a large group of girls to the hotel in a vast way. The facilities of the hotel are very simple, the rooms are not big, and the decoration inside is also very poor. After all, it is of a small county level, so you can't ask for too much. Anyway, the accommodation fee is very cheap.

Tang Sen casually opened a few rooms for the girls to share, but he didn't spend much money, but when he picked up the menu and planned to order a delicious table to reward everyone, he was shocked.

The meat in this restaurant is amazingly expensive. A plate of refilled meat is priced at 39 yuan Datang coins, a plate of fish-flavored pork shredded meat is priced at 39 yuan Datang coins, and a piece of braised beef is priced at 129 yuan Datang coins. This is awesome...

Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat and called the guy and said, "Hey, I said waiter, is your store a black store?"

The guy walked over with an innocent look on his face and said, "Dear customer, how are you talking? How could our store be a black store, a clean and innocent store, like a fake white store."

Tang Sen pointed to the menu and said, "You are still a white shop? Are you wrong? The price of this dish is a sky-high price no matter who you want to see. No matter who you want to see it, it will be a huge price. No one will complain to you at the Consumer Association?"

The guy spread his hands and said, "Mr. Customer, look at the dishes below. Vegetarian dishes are super cheap. For example, this fried vegetable head costs only a plate of rice, which is very conscientious. The reason why meat is expensive is that all the meat foods in our city are sky-high, which is also helpless."

"Ah? All meat foods are sky-high prices? What's the solution?" Tang Sen Daqi.

The guy said mysteriously: "Sir Customer, you don't know that meat food in our city used to be super cheap. There are chicken farms, pig farms and other things, and there is nothing that can't be eaten. But... Half a year ago, a big monster came near our town. It often came from the clouds and fog, specializing in meat. The chickens, ducks, pigs and cows raised by farmers in our town were swallowed by it in one bite, and it ate whatever it saw... He ate all the chickens in the chicken farm, and the pig farm could not be opened anymore. The frozen meat transported from other places was also robbed by it on the way to eat all the food..."

Tang Sen understood this: "So, the meat food here is not available, so it becomes a sky-high price?"

The guy said, "No, our store can still sell some meat at a sky-high price. In many stores, you can't eat meat even if you get a sky-high price. I whisper to tell you that the meat sold in our store is secretly transported by the boss from other cities. In order not to be noticed by the monster, you have to hide it in a container containing cabbage during transportation. In order to prevent the smell of meat from leaking out and being smelled by the monster, these meats must be sealed and packaged, and even a little breath cannot be revealed, otherwise the monster will block the road and grab the truck..."

"Damn it, it's so exaggerated? It's like an underground party member." Tang Sen was deeply impressed. This shop owner is really awesome. It's not easy to make some money. Forget it, for his persistence, I have to order a few pieces of sky-high meat to taste.

Tang Sen ordered a table full of expensive dishes such as fish-flavored shredded pork, plum-flavored pork, and plum-flavored pork, which made the boss feel good. However, these dishes were served on the table, and the aroma of the dishes spread out, causing the hotel door to be filled with local poor people. These people were all saliva and said pitifully: "I don't know the taste of meat in March, so it's good to smell it now."

Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat, and couldn't help asking: "I said, "My man, if the aroma of meat spreads like this, it has attracted many villagers. Will the monster be attracted? I shouldn't eat meat and suddenly jump out to grab it. That would be not harmonious."

The guy smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Customer, that monster never comes to the town openly, and usually only grabs trucks outside the town. Even if you occasionally run into the town to secretly raise chicken farms and pig farms, it will be done quietly in the middle of the night without robbing them openly."

"Why is this?" Tang Sendaqi.
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