Forty-two cute, accept me as a disciple
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Tang Sen doesn't think he has a strong learning ability. He is just more attentive than ordinary people. Children who grow up with single-parent families are often more sensible than their peers. In addition, he vowed since he was a child to let his mother live a good life in the future. He always wants to learn more and reduce the burden on her mother as soon as possible. After years of this, her learning ability will naturally improve.
"It's normal!" Tang Sen smiled and said, "I have to thank the little white dragon girl for teaching me the sword technique."
The little white dragon blushed and took a step back: "It's nothing, the little girl has the only use for this."
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly felt one hand put on her shoulder from behind, and then the other hand came out from behind and attacked her breasts. This scared the little white dragon, the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven. How could the lady from a noble family withstand such terrifying harassment? She screamed, covered her chest and squatted to the ground.
The hand that came from behind grabbed Huo and shook it a little dissatisfied. Then he saw Sister Zhu come out of the shadow and said, "Oh, I didn't touch it... Little White Dragon Girl, how can you say you are useless? Hehe, you are actually very useful, come... My sister loves you."
"Please don't do this..." Xiao Bailong exclaimed: "You...you also said during dinner that there is pure love between women. Why do you do this kind of thing again when you touch me?"
Sister Zhu Ba laughed and said, "That's a child's words, don't take it seriously. Sister, I like girls' tender skin, red and chubby mouth, and soft breasts the most..." As she said, she saliva came down: "Come and let my sister touch it."
The little white dragon flashed and rushed to Lin Bai's back: "Brother Tang Sen, please help me!"
Tang Sen had no choice but to stand up: "Hey, I said, Sister Zhu Ba, what's your name?"
Zhu Bajie hummed, "You have ruined my affairs with Gao Cuilan. I have no place to go now. After thinking about it, I have to come to find you. From now on, I will go with you. Hehehe... I can have more intimate with Xiaobailong sister along the way. I am so happy. I also like Sun Wukong's loli, too. Hehehehe... I would love it if I could hold the loli to sleep at night."
Tang Sen covered his face. Damn, this guy's speech is really no different from those lustful middle-aged uncles. He protected the little white dragon like a hen in "Eagle Catching Chicken" and said, "Didn't you see the little white dragon girl trouble you? Put away your lustful look, this will only scare the girl and will not help you in any way."
Sister Zhu Ba said, "It seems that you understand it very much."
Tang Sen laughed: "I really don't dare to say that I understand other things, but when it comes to trying to please girls, I have tens of thousands of ways, just ask if you are afraid."
"Really or not?" Zhu Bajie's expression was obviously a little shaken: "You prove it to me."
Tang Sen took out his cell phone from his arms and smiled, "It's not easy to prove it. There is a blacklist of incoming calls and text messages on my phone. Try to cancel the blacklist."
Sister Zhu Ba took the phone and said suspiciously: "Cancel the blacklist can prove that you are fond of the girl? Don't fool me, right?"
Tang Sen said: "Let's talk about it after trying!"
Zhu Bajie was not suppressed for 500 years like Sun Wukong. She was able to keep up with the times. She found the blacklist function by holding her mobile phone and then clicked the button "Unlock List".
"Dingdingding...you have a new message..."
"Dingdingding...you have a new message..."
"Dingdingding...you have a new message..."
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The phone rang wildly, constantly reporting short messages coming in. Within a few minutes, hundreds of short messages were received. Zhu Bajie wiped her sweat and said, "What's the situation?"
Tang Sen said: "You click on a text message to see."
In fact, Zhu Bajie had already guessed the content of the text message in her heart, but she couldn't help but clicked on a text message, and it read: "Senior Tang Sen, I am Bai Ruoling from the first-year economics department of the Imperial Capital University. I have sent you a lot of text messages, why don't you reply to me? Calling you is always busy. Have you already added me to the blacklist? Please, don't treat me like this. I really love you. I hope you can give each other a chance..." I saw that there was a photo of Bai Ruoling attached to the text message. She looked really beautiful and beautiful.
Zhu Bajie tilted her feet and almost fell down: "Are you wrong? Such a beautiful little girl wants to pay you back, but you actually put her on the blacklist?"
Tang Sen hummed, "She is not a home girl, she is a genius."
"You damn pervert!" Sister Zhu Ba couldn't help but roar, "If you don't want it, just give it to me! How can you waste your resources?"
"You can't handle it even if you give it to you." Tang Sen sneered: "You don't know how to please girls, and they will only scare her."
Zhu Bajie was stunned, stretched out her trembling fingers, and then clicked on the next text message. Sure enough, the content of this text message was exactly the same. It was a girl telling Tang Sen the pain of missing her. From this point of view, the content of these more than 100 text messages is almost the same?
When Zhu Bajie looked at the list of hundreds of text messages, she couldn't help but sweat: "This...this...this...this is so crazy, why are there so many girls who like you?" Before he finished speaking, the text message ringtone rang again, and a girl actually sent a new text message. Zhu Bajie gasped and threw her phone towards Tang Sen.
Tang Sen took the phone, quickly clicked "Select All", then clicked "Add to the blacklist", and said in a deep voice: "Do you understand? You want to compare with me with the level of "please like girls", it is simply hitting a stone with eggs. It is not worth mentioning. I will let you beat you easily with both hands and feet. If you don't want the little white dragon girl and Sun Wukong to hate you, put away your lustful middle-aged uncle and give me a serious person. In this way, they may be nicer to you."
"That's..." Xiao Bailong poked half of his face out from Tang Sen's back half and said, "In comparison, people prefer people like Brother Tang Sen, and don't like you who are not in a good shape like you."
Zhu Bajie suddenly became quiet, and her whole body seemed to be petrified. She stood there for a long time, and then her whole body began to tremble violently. After a long time, she suddenly knelt in front of Tang Sen with a "thump" and shouted: "Master, please accept me as your disciple and tell me that I am not very demanding. I just need to learn one move and half a stance and marry a wife. It is okay to have a huge palace like you."
Damn, those on the phone are not my back|customs, I don’t have a back|customs at all, okay? Tang Sen knelt down. He showed that many girls liked him and just wanted to suppress Zhu Bajie and told her not to harass Xiao Bailong again, but she didn’t expect that this effect would actually happen. This guy actually wanted to take his teacher as his teacher? Are you wrong?
Seeing his strange face, Zhu Bajie thought Tang Sen would not agree, so she rushed forward and hugged Tang Sen's thigh: "Please accept me as your disciple. I am willing to go through fire and water to ensure that you go west. You can do whatever you want me to do..."
"It's really okay?"
"Yes! You can do whatever you want!"
"Well, starting today, no harassement of Wukong and Xiaobailong."
"As for the order, apprentice!" Zhu Bajie knew that Tang Sen was willing to accept her, and she was overjoyed. She hugged Tang Sen's thighs and shook desperately and shouted: "Master, teach the disciple the simplest moves first. What is the first step to please the girl?"
Tang Sen smiled bitterly and spread his hands and said, "The first step... cough... first, pay attention to the appearance. Don't wear your sloppy and dirty jeans. Change your more energetic clothes. It's best to have a suit. Remember, you can't buy a suit that is like selling insurance, and you need a high-end, elegant and upscale suit."
"As for the order, disciple!" Zhu Bajie jumped up on the ground and ran towards the gate.
Tang Sen breathed a sigh of relief, damn, finally fooled this guy, the little white dragon girl would not be teased. He suddenly thought of something and looked up and said, "Hey, Sister Zhu Ba, there is a moon hanging outside now. Where can you buy clothes when you are in the middle of the night?"
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, there is a shopping mall that is open 24 hours a day..."
As she said, she opened the door and was about to step out, suddenly, her whole body was frozen at the door as if she had a hole in it.
Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "Sister Zhu Ba, what are you doing?" He looked at the door and saw a beautiful woman in palace dress like a fairy standing outside the door, looking straight at Zhu Ba, and Zhu Ba also looked straight at the beauty in palace dress.
The two of them were separated by a door, looking at them with big eyes.
Chapter completed!