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421 Meng, what should a woman say

Updated at 8 a.m.

Tang Sen stared at the pocket hanging around his waist: "Don't worry about theory or something, you hand over the twenty-eight constellations and let me kill them."

"This..." Maitreya Buddha smiled and said, "Thank you, after hearing the incident, I also learned about the evil deeds these guys have committed. However, God has the virtue of being a good person, and Buddhism pays more attention to kindness. Why do you have to kill them and dirty your hands? When killing people, blood will splatter everywhere, your mood will become worse and your face will become fierce. It's very bad. I think it's better to be happier and laugh more."

Tang Sen: “…”

"Anyway, smile, I'm young for ten years, I'm good at being a good person, but I'm not good at killing people when I'm smiling, so... I'll take these twenty-eight constellations away. You want to kill them mainly because you want to eliminate them, so I'll take them to the Great Leiyin Temple to imprison for five hundred years, and you won't be annoyed by them anymore." Maitreya smiled and said, "We can also use these guys as no mistakes for prisoners, go to the Heavenly Court to negotiate and resolve the recent dispute between the two sects of Buddhism and Taoism."

Tang Sen thought to himself: This is true. Killing them is to avoid trouble. If they are locked in Daleiyin Temple for hundreds of years, it will also save trouble. In fact, it is not too bad for him. Doing so will not require killing people, which is a good solution. Anyway, it is enough for me to not get into trouble, and I don’t care if I get into others.

Tang Sen smiled and said, "Then according to Uncle Maitreya, these twenty-eight constellations will be handed over to you."

At this time, the Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord shouted again: "It is wrong to imprison them without the court's trial. Whether it is killing, imprisoning or beating, it is wrong. Non-judicial personnel do not have the power to enforce the law! Hey, give them to me. I will take them to the three departments of the Heavenly Court for trial..."

Maitreya pointed at the Demon-Slaying Heavenly Lord and asked with a smile: "Who is this woman?"

Tang Senhan said: "Don't pay attention to her, she's just crazy. Just pretend you didn't see her."

Maitreya waved to Huangmei, Rat Spirit and Hu Niu, and said with a smile: "Okay, since the disguise of Miss Rulai has been leaked, it is useless to stay here. You can go back to Daleiyin Temple with me. Don't cause trouble for Mr. Tang here."

Huangmei, mouse spirit, and tiger girl saluted Tang Sen. Following Maitreya, Maitreya used a magic spell, and the entire Daleiyin Temple and Xiaoling Mountain flew up together and headed to the west.

Tang Sen rubbed his eyes and looked again. The mountain peaks in front of him were gone, and there were hills and plains. This finally matched the terrain on the GPS map.

"It seems that we can continue to go west."

At this time, the sun had already emerged. The sunlight tilted down from the east sky, reflecting the earth with golden glory. Tang Sen suddenly slapped his forehead and said in surprise: "Oh, no, there seems to be one missing in our group."

"Wow, you finally found out that there are few people?" Sha Wujing was overjoyed and jumped to Tang Sen and shouted: "It's me. It's me. The few people you mentioned are me, right? I'm here! You finally remembered me. I'm so touched."

Sha Wujing shed tears on her clothes. It has been so many years since she was remembered by anyone. This time, Tang Sen actually remembered that there were fewer people in the team, which was a great progress for her... Life is at this moment, and it is a big deal.

At this time, Tang Sen said, "It seems that there is no Liu Mo in our team. Don't be involved in the battle and injured, right? Let's go find her."

"Puchi!" Sha Wujing vomited blood and fell to the ground.

As soon as Tang Sen finished speaking, Liu Mo came out of the dirt pit next to her. She said with a sad face: "Oh my god, you were fighting with the monster just now. I saw that I was jumping around with my heart, so I found a dirt pit to hide it. Where is the monster? Have you already been defeated by you?"

"I'm so sorry to get you in." Tang Sen said seriously: "Miss Liu, our group will encounter many similar dangers in the future. We'd better part ways, otherwise you will be involved in such a thing in the future, and we can't guarantee your safety."

"Oh, it's okay." Liu Mo patted his chest, and suddenly felt that this action was a bit too manly, which was not good for seducing Tang Sen, so he quickly softened his movements and said with his waist: "Actually, I like these strange things about gods and gods the most. It turns out that you are all gods and monsters. What a good thing. I want to follow you and watch more gods and monsters fight. It's so fun. This is the true meaning of travel."

Tang Sen couldn't take her, so he had to say, "Okay, let's just let you."

"By the way, what should I do with this woman?" Sun Wukong suddenly pointed to the Demon-Slaying Heavenly Lord lying on the ground.

The Demon Dang Demon Heavenly Lord was seriously injured and still couldn't move at this moment. Of course, Tang Sen could not throw a seriously injured girl in such a wilderness. As a man, it was wrong. As a humanitarian spirit, it should not allow such a thing to do. He had to squat down and said to the Demon Dang Demon Heavenly Lord: "Miss Tianzun, what kind of healing medicine do you have for the twenty-eight constellations? Take a pill for you to take it for yourself. After healing the wound, go home quickly. Don't sway outside. The earth is very dangerous. The innocent and stupid girl is still safer at home. Remember to become the Emperor Zhenwu first when you want to go out."

The Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord said awkwardly: "I just appeared in a fashion handsome man, and I gave the entire bottle of medicine to the twenty-eight constellations. I have no more, so... I can only take care of my injuries slowly."

Tang Sen: “…”

Girls: "…"

"Then what method do you plan to recover from injuries?" Tang Sen asked.

"Well, slowly heal your wounds and use your divine power to heal..." said the Demon Heavenly Lord: "It will take a few days to be as sound as before. Don't worry about me, throw me here and go by yourself. I can do it alone."

Tang Sen looked left, a deserted hill, and the right, and there was no one in the world. He couldn't help but sweat, "You really can do it alone? I'm afraid that the twenty-eight constellations will have a party. They saw the twenty-eight constellations not going back, so they ran here to search, but they found that you, a seriously injured girl, was lying in the wilderness. Tsk, I don't need to say what will happen next."

The Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord was startled and said quickly: "Then you just take me to the nearest city and throw it into a hotel."

"Well, I think so too." Tang Sen squatted down and planned to carry the Demon-Slaying Heavenly Lord on his back.

She immediately said, "Slowly... men and women can't understand clearly, how can you carry me?"

Tang Sen was too lazy to talk to her, so he had to shout, "Hey, which girl is here to carry her? Let's take her to find a hotel."

The girls shook their heads together: "No, this woman is too long-winded and can't stand her. We should not bear her. Since you want to meddle in other people's business, take the responsibility yourself and don't leave the work you take on us."

Tang Sen thought that this made sense. Whoever advocated it would be the one who would implement it? Since he wanted to help her, of course he should carry her. So he squatted down again and said, "Hey, if you don't want my car, there will be no one else to carry you. Are you planning to lie here and wait for the 28 constellations to come to you? Maybe they have the same hobbies as Shihuo Pig and Xuri Rat. They like to beat women seriously and then play with them, and put them in the form of eighteen, kill them first, and then kill them. If such a thing happens, don't blame me."

The Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord was sweating heavily: "This... I think the defense between men and women is a minor path, a manifestation of the pedantic nature of the ancients. Now that it is a new era, we should use the way of thinking in the new era. We should not pay too much attention to it, so you can bear it on my back."

Tang Sen hummed, "I want to help you, you speak in this tone?"

The Demon-Destroying Heavenly Lord had no choice but to say, "Please carry me!"

"It's almost the same." Tang Sen carried her back and passed through her legs with both hands.

The demon-sweeping Heavenly Lord's teeth bit her lower lip tightly, and the man held her thigh with warm hands. This feeling was so that... It made her, a woman who could not marry for tens of thousands of years, feel like she was a big man in Yalishan. She took a few deep breaths and finally adjusted her breathing evenly, and was about to say something.

Tang Sen suddenly interrupted her and said, "Don't talk."

"Why don't you let me talk?"

"Because you're endless when you talk about it. I can't afford to hurt, girls can't afford to hurt, readers can't afford to hurt."

"That... I promise not to talk too much this time. Can you say a few words to me?"

"Well, I can say nothing about it."

"I want to ask you, do men really hate long-winded women? They hate them so much that they don't want to marry at all?" asked the Demon Heavenly Lord a little timidly.

"Well..." Tang Sen said: "In fact, speaking too much is not necessarily a bad thing. Some chattering is also very cute. Girls like to chatter and say something small, which is actually a kind of cute expression. However, it is not good to keep throwing the big truth."

"Oh? In other words, I often talk about great principles and are not likable? Then... If I want to become liked by men and become able to get married, what should I say?" The Demon-Demon-Demon-Saving Heavenly Lord actually asked for advice seriously.

As soon as this question was asked, suddenly, several pairs of ears stood up around him.

The two Sun Wukong, Li Jing, Xiao Bailong, Sha Wujing, and the girls are all very interested in this issue.

Only Zhu Bajie and Liu Mo, two guys who like women, have no feelings about this problem, but Liu Mo suddenly thought that if she wanted to seduce Tang Sen successfully, she seemed to have to learn this, so she also pricked up her ears to eavesdrop.

Tang Sen thought for a while and said with a smile: "There is no fixed pattern for what to say, but generally speaking, women will discuss snacks, delicious food, beautiful clothes, shopping, good movies, travel, photography... Well, all of this is all about this. The most taboo topics for women are usually war, politics, mathematics, physics, chemistry, programming..."

All the girls quickly remember it.

The Demon-Dangling Heavenly Lord asked again: "But, I don't know much about these things, what should I do?" (To be continued.)
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