"Hey!" Sister Zhu Ba, who was subdued on the bed, suddenly screamed loudly: "You crazy man, let go of my wife quickly and don't touch her with your dirty hands."

"Which eye did you see me touching her? It was she touching me!" Tang Sen sweated heavily, lowered his head and said, "Miss Gao, men and women can't understand clearly... Please don't do this."

Gao Cuilan didn't care about that much, hugged Tang Sen and said in a coquettish voice: "Sir, Guardian of the Housewife, don't believe the nonsense of this female monster. She and I don't really love each other. It's just that she unilaterally wants to be with me Lily, but I am a normal woman, and I only like the man! Among men, the one I like the most is you now."

Sister Zhu Ba screamed: "Cui Lan, you can't be like this... When we first met, you said that you only love me."

"Talk about this again!" Gao Cuilan said furiously: "At the beginning, you became a handsome guy and deceived my feelings, I said I loved you. Unexpectedly... On the wedding night, people were waiting for you in bed with a delicious wash, but you were drunk and showed your daughter's body... and you also had such an incredible pair of breasts, which were twice as big as mine... How can you make me feel in love? I posted a post on my Moments saying that my husband's breasts were twice as big as mine, and my friends all laughed to death."

Everyone was sweating together: It seems that there is something that didn't grasp the point.

Gao Cuilan rubbed Tang Sen's chest twice with her face and said, "It's better to be a real man. Her breasts are flat and strong, so comfortable... It's true that men's breasts should be like this, they can't be bigger than mine."

Everyone was so scared that they took two steps back together. Something was wrong. This woman must have something wrong.

Tang Sen thinks nothing is wrong. Otaku often has all kinds of strange hobbies. This otaku just happens to fall in love with the flat breasts of a man. Some women like men's noses, some people like men's broad backs, and some like men's slender fingers... Everyone has their own preferences. What's so strange about this?

In short, in Tang Sen's worldview, the homegirl will not be wrong, it will always be right!

Tang Sen said to Zhu Bajie seriously: "So Miss Gao is so cute, no wonder you want to force her to be your wife."

"Cute?" Everyone gasped: "Tang Sen, how did you see that she is cute? We always thought you were normal, but we didn't expect you to have an unreliable side."

Even Zhu Bajie was sweating coldly: "It's strange, my beloved Miss Gao's third lady is not such a pervert..."

"You actually have the face to say that others are perverted, but you are just a big pervert." A group of people complained in unison.

"Anyway, I can't live with Miss Gao's third family." Zhu Bajie hugged her head and screamed: "My dear wife cannot be a pervert. I want to divorce my wife, I want to find a good wife again."

"Divorce your wife? It's great! Come and divorce your wife." Gao Taigong rushed up with a quick step, and had already prepared a divorce agreement in his hand, and fell in front of Zhu Bajie with a bang.

It turned out that when Zhu Bajie turned into a man, his pseudonym Zhu Gangli, he registered with Miss Gao in the Civil Affairs Bureau with this fake name and brought up a marriage certificate. Therefore, if you want to clean it up, you must apply for a divorce certificate, otherwise Miss Gao's family will not be able to get married again in the future. Gao Taigong had already drafted a divorce agreement, and after a long time, it finally came in handy now.

Sister Zhu Ba signed her name without hesitation, and Gao Cuilan naturally signed it immediately.

After signing, the two of them stared at each other and cursed: "Abnormal!"

Everyone was sweating profusely, and Tang Sen couldn't help but pat their shoulders and said, "By the way, a couple has a hundred days of kindness for a night. You can't scold each other for such a pervert after you divorce, right?"

"The key is that we didn't spend the night together at all. Where did we get the hundred-day grace without spending the night?" Gao Cuilan snorted: "She doesn't have that function at all. What I want is a sound man."

Zhu Bajie covered her face and said, "Love between men and women is impure. Only between women and women is truly pure love. Do you understand? Your perverted woman who is so beautiful that she destroys my yearning for the beautiful love."

"You will hit your breasts when you see a beautiful woman. Where is this kind of love between women pure?"

As the two talked, they actually had to quarrel again.

Tang Sen quickly separated the middle: "Okay, stop arguing, everyone sit down and have a breakup meal? From now on, the water in the well will not break the river. You walk on your Yangguan Road and I cross my single-plank bridge. This is the attitude of adults to deal with things. If they quarrel like children after divorce, it would be too shattering."

"Okay, now this is all that's the only way." Zhu Bajie hung her head.

"I'll listen to the Guardian God." Gao Cuilan happily rubbed Tang Sen again.

Gao Taigong smiled and said, "Since that's the case, let's go and hold a banquet."

The Gao family runs a large company and is really rich. After Gao Taigong ordered, his subordinates ran to arrange the program. Not long after, the nearby hotel brought the banquet. A super big round table that could sit for dozens of people was filled with delicacies, big fish and meat, and elegant vegetables. Everyone sat around the table. Gao Taigong naturally sat in the main seat and asked Tang Sen to sit in the second seat. Gao Cuilan was next to Tang Sen and kept picking up food for him, looking like a little wife.

Sister Zhu Ba sat opposite the table with a dejected head, shook her head and said, "Woman, it's really a change. The vows seemed to be vivid in my mind. In a blink of an eye, she ran away with another man and helped them pick up food. I am already desperate for the women in this world."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but complain: "Hey, you are also a woman, don't say that you seem to be in an opposition to women. In addition, there are still many good women. I, Lao Sun, is the best woman with the best size in the Tianzi, and Xiao Bailong can rank second."

As if she was awakened by this sentence, she suddenly felt refreshed and said happily: "Yes, you are a cute little loli, and the little white dragon girl is an elegant lady. You are all so cute. I decided not to worry about Gao Cuilan anymore... I will change to pursuing you and the little white dragon from today."

Sun Wukong: “…”

Little White Dragon: "…"

Tang Sen knelt: "Hey, you just complained about women changing when they say something, but the result was that they complained about themselves? What about moral integrity? Where is moral integrity?"

"Tsk! Let me tell you, when Nuwa created humans, those clay people just found a partner OOXX, muddy, and I thought it would come and go, giving birth to children and reproduce. Who had ever talked about moral integrity at that time?" Zhu Bajie hummed, "The moral integrity is a moral kidnapping tool that later people inexplicably invented, used to restrain others' words and deeds and make others bow to themselves. To put it in the new era,... In fact, there is no moral integrity in the world, because there are more people who show off, there will be moral integrity."

Tang Sen covered his face: Damn, I know she is talking nonsense, but why do I think it makes sense? Also, don’t change Mr. Lu Xun’s famous quotes casually!

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Journey to the West Diary:

In fact, there is no moral integrity in the world, because there are more people who show off, there will be moral integrity.

I absolutely do not admit that this sentence is correct!

But I have to think...

The ancients wrote a poem saying that "if life was just like the first meeting", why did the ancients feel this way? It is probably because they felt that people only felt good when they first met each other. And after getting along for a long time, their feelings will no longer be beautiful and their love will disappear.

I don’t have the right to accuse others of whether their love is dedicated, nor do I have the right to judge whether others have moral integrity. I just think that even if love is gone, I will still love each other. It sounds contradictory, right? But I think I can do it.

I have never loved my mother, but I really love her.

The two words love in this sentence have different meanings, and these two words love can cover all my understanding of feelings.

Tang Sen
Chapter completed!