Thirty-seventh Meng, did I invite you to mess with you?
It was fine if Gao Cuilan didn't say anything, but this time she made a bad news.
Zhu Bajie was already excited to tease Xiao Bailong and Sun Wukong, but suddenly she heard Gao Cuilan, who was hiding in her golden house, threatening to marry the man in front of her, and almost spit out a mouthful of blood. This is a typical example of when digging someone else's corner, her own corner was dug up. Isn't this so mean?
She turned her head angrily and stared at Tang Sen, roaring: "Are you wrong? Do you dare to tease my wife?"
"What? When did I tease your wife?"
"Although I said I wasn't teasing? My wife said she was going to marry you!"
"Hey, she talks to herself, but I didn't agree. Which eye did you see me teasing her?"
"I don't care! You're just teasing." Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed rake and smashed it towards Tang Sen with a rake.
This woman is extremely powerful and full of demonic power. The nine-toothed rake is also extraordinary. She is very cold. Just a rake is casual, Tang Sen felt it was unbearable. However, with the lessons of the omniscient and omnipotent god, Tang Sen had long been mentally prepared and was always on guard against the flash of people. He would not be easily hit. He narrowly avoided this move from the side of his body.
Zhu Bajie is not an ordinary rookie. She missed one move and had a back move. While raking the rake, she flew up and kicked Tang Sen on the back. This kick went straight to Tang Sen's back heart. If it was kicked firmly, it would definitely be a serious injury.
But Tang Sen was carrying a toy on his back, as if a huge shield. Zhu Bajie's toes were kicking the chest of the hugging bear. She was bounced by the cotton inside, and was soft and weak. She was startled and thought that Tang Sen was carrying some immortal treasure, so she quickly pulled her legs back, but hugging the bear was not a dead thing. While eating, the two round and fat bear paws closed forward and actually grabbed Zhu Bajie's ankle.
This was really beyond her expectations. Unpredictable, she actually kept raising one foot forward, and the strange movement of standing on the ground was fixed. Fortunately, she was wearing jeans. If she was wearing a skirt, the scenery under the skirt would definitely be exposed.
Tang Sen turned around and punched her in the chest.
There is no way, you don’t have to slap people in the face, especially when you hit a woman, you can’t slap the face. But if you don’t slap the face, what else can you slap the woman in the front? She has to slap the chest!
Tang Sen felt his fist hit a soft meat bullet, which was even more elastic than the top spring. The fist was first deeply trapped in the flesh, as if it was surrounded and attracted, and then the meat bullet bounced up again. Tang Sen felt a huge force coming from his fist, and his body was bounced up and flew backwards, falling far away.
"Damn, this is OK?" Tang Sen sweated heavily.
"Look, I just said that thing can be considered combat power." Sun Wukong said solemnly: "The combat power is at least 10%.
Xiao Bailong nodded and said, "What Wukong Master said is very true."
Tang Sen got up from the ground and said furiously: "Don't say something unfair to me. It's because her divine power is stronger than me, so she bounced me away, which has nothing to do with that thing. If the divine power is not as flexible as me, no matter how good that thing is, I will hit you with a punch."
Sun Wukong, Xiao Bailong, and even hugged Xiong, covered his face: "Brother Tang Sen, your speech is too cruel. How can you beat a woman's breasts in a crooked way?"
Tang Sen felt that he had lost his words and quickly shut up.
Sun Wukong made claw-shaped with his hands and said unwillingly: "If I, Lao Sun, also have a pair of breasts like that, I will ensure that the gods block the gods and the Buddhas block the Buddhas."
Tang Sen turned his head and angrily said, "Don't tell lies."
Sister Zhu Ba bounced Tang Sen away, but did not pursue the victory. She furiously said, "You...you...you...you are such a man. If you tease my wife, you will tease me again? So I said, men are too dirty, it is better for women."
"Hey, where did I tease you? I'm fighting with you for life or death, can we grasp the key points? Hey, so are the enemies, so are friends, even hostages... Why can't all the girls catch the key points?" Tang Sen looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, bursting into tears.
"Stop pretending to be tragic there. You were teasing me just now... Forget it. It seems that we are also fellows. I also like to catch women's breasts the most. Not long ago, because I attacked Chang'e's breasts, she sued the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor listed me as a wanted criminal and wanted to bring me to justice. I ran here at a desperate situation."
Tang Sen: “…”
Sun Wukong: “…”
Little White Dragon: "…"
Tang Sen said weakly: "Last time I heard that Xiao Bailong was listed as a wanted criminal by the Jade Emperor, so I felt it was not worth it for her, but this time, why do I feel that the Jade Emperor's punishment was not excessive at all? Such crazy dead lily should be arrested."
Xiaobailong nodded and said, "The little woman also feels that she deserves the crime."
Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Chang'e is indeed beautiful. If a man is also trying to attack her breasts, but it would be a bit like this for a woman... Cough cough... I guess the Jade Emperor also felt that there would be a lily in the heavenly court, so he had to arrest her."
"The Jade Emperor feels dangerous?" Xiao Bailong said strangely.
Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Because the Jade Emperor's wife may be attacked by her chest. In order to prevent her hat from being green on her head, the Jade Emperor has to deal with this guy."
Everyone suddenly realized it, clapped their hands and smiled, "So that's it."
"Stop talking nonsense there." Zhu Bajie stood up straight, and the two big meat balls on her chest actually shook. The terrifying shaking range made Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong almost penetrate the cracks again. She flattened her mouth and said, "I won't tease the Jade Emperor's wife."
"Why?" Tang Senqi said: "Isn't the Jade Emperor's wife beautiful?"
Sister Zhu Ba chuckled and said, "Because I only teased the Jade Emperor herself, she is just a beautiful girl, where did she get her wife?"
Tang Sen: “…”
Sun Wukong shouted, "Hey, this statement is wrong? When I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, the Jade Emperor was obviously a middle-aged man, so why did he become a girl in your mouth?"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, her whole body was shocked. She turned her head and looked at Sun Wukong carefully for a while. She couldn't help but say in surprise: "You... are Sun Wukong, the demon king who made a big stick 500 years ago who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?"
"No, my old son was using a Fangtian Painting Liver at that time."
"It's all nonsense. I clearly saw you waving a big stick with you, but I even played two moves with you."
"Ahhhhh... you must have read it wrong. It was a shameless slander for me, Lao Sun, and a rumor... I, Lao Sun, never had any trouble with the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago..." Sun Wukong rolled around with his head in his arms.
"Hey, please grasp the key points, you're wrong again." Tang Sen Khan: "Even though you are talking about the Jade Emperor being a man or a woman, you're wrong again 500 years ago?"
It is too difficult to talk to these lunatics. If you accidentally turn it to a hundred and eight thousand miles away, Tang Sen felt that it was really not difficult to go to Xitian. He just found a north or south to go. If he turned aside, he would fall to Xitian Da Leiyin Temple...
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Demon King Sun Wukong, when you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, you met the 9829th Jade Emperor. In the past 500 years, the Jade Emperor has been reincarnated several times. Now it is the 9835th Jade Emperor in charge of the Heavenly Court. This time, the Jade Emperor is a very beautiful young girl. I have been salivating at her. Unfortunately, she is very cautious and has beaten me to a wanted criminal with the matter of Chang'e. Alas, I have to escape from the Heavenly Palace... I will not have the chance to molest her in the future."
This guy deserves his guilt!
Tang Sen, Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong shook their heads together and said, "Why did you let this disaster escape to the human world? The Jade Emperor is too incompetent. He should imprison this broken woman in the heavenly prison for the rest of his life."
"Okay, don't say much nonsense." Tang Sen coughed and said, "Sister Zhu Ba, don't always be unable to grasp the key points. Let's deal with the serious matter first. We came here this time for Gao Cuilan. You should let her go, so let's not overturn the river. Otherwise, there is Sun Wukong, the demon king who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and you have never seen any benefit..."
As soon as these words were said, the atmosphere in the field became a little solemn. Everyone was still joking just now, but now they were all stern, and the air seemed to be about to freeze. Gao Taigong was so scared that he hid behind a tree. The dozen disciples under the All-knowing and Almighty God hid far away.
Chapter completed!