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No. 336 Meng, if you tell me to go, I can't go.

Updated at 8 a.m.

"What? You said... he is a man?" Princess Iron Fan finally woke up from the confused state when she just woke up in the morning. After thinking about Hongbo's words carefully, she was so scared that she jumped out of Tang Sen's arms, standing on the bed, pointing at Tang Sen, her fingertips trembled constantly: "You...you...are you a man?"

Tang Sen couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to say, "Yes, I'm a man. Sorry, the man pretended to be a woman and deceived you, but I didn't mean it. I really wanted to cross the Flame Mountain, so I pretended to be a woman and came to you for help. I didn't mean anything to do to you. I really just wanted to cross the Flame Mountain."

He turned to Red Boy again and said, "I really didn't want to seduce your mother or something. Don't misunderstand it."

Princess Iron Fan: "…"

Red Boy hummed, "Give you a minute to explain in detail and give me the reasons I can accept it."

Tang Sen quickly said, "Your mother hates men very much and doesn't want to help men, so I pretended to be a woman and came to her for help. Unexpectedly, she was quarreling with your parents, so your mother called me to be an actor and cannon fodder, wanting to anger your dad, and the explanation was over!"

Red Boy was shocked: "I actually understood such a short and irresponsible explanation, and I understood it. Wow, it's so amazing, Brother Tang Sen, you have such a powerful ability to summarize and summarize."

Tang Sen: “…”

Red Boy spread his hands and said, "Well, I actually know that my mother hates men's problems. As for my father, I heard from the little monster under him a few days ago that he seems to be in contact with a vixen recently. Unexpectedly, this matter has been exposed, and my mother will use this method to deal with it. I understand it."

It’s so easy to understand. It’s indeed a genius loli. Tang Sen felt relieved. It would be better to be able to explain it clearly.

However, Red Boy understands it, which does not mean that Princess Iron Fan can understand it too.

Her whole body trembled as if she had taken some poison and couldn't stop at all. Her voice trembled: "You are really a man... Woo... Wow... I don't want to live anymore."

Princess Iron Fan took out a white silk from somewhere, wrapped it around the beam, tied a knot, and then stretched her neck in, as if she was going to hang herself up.

Red Boy was startled. He quickly took out the fire-sharp gun, stabbed the white silk with one shot, and carried the Iron Fan Princess from the beam of the room: "Mom, don't do stupid things, why do you suddenly hang yourself?"

Princess Iron Fan cried, "I...I...I actually did something like this and that with a real man, hugging, hugging each other, and sleeping together for a while...I...I'm finished...I'm really unfaithful now. I'm no longer a pure wife... Let me die..."

"The word pure wife sounds very fresh." Tang Sen couldn't help but sigh: "I don't know how to complain."

Red Boy glared at him angrily and said, "Hey, Brother Tang Sen, my mother is hanging. Are you still in the mood to complain? Come and comfort her."

Tang Sen knelt, okay, come closer and said softly: "Princess girl, that... I'm really sorry for what happened yesterday, but in fact we did nothing, it doesn't affect your innocence. Well, you're still a clean and good wife, really."

"I'm so innocent." Princess Iron Fan burst into tears: "I was put on my shoulders by a man, hugged my waist, and touched my chest and butt. The most important thing is that we slept in the same bed. How can we meet people when we say this? If my husband knows, he will definitely give me a break."

"No, no, he had already settled you before this." Tang Sen quickly corrected her logical error.

"Anyway, it makes me feel so disgusting when I was touched by a man, and I feel very unhappy." Princess Iron Fan used her hand to wipe a few places that Tang Sen touched yesterday and wiped it hard. It seemed as if there was something dirty there. After a few seconds, she suddenly remembered something, took off her coat with a whisper, leaving only her close-fitting clothes, and threw the coat away: "This clothes were touched by a man, and she can no longer take them."

Tang Sen Khan: "So exaggerated?"

Princess Iron Fan thought about it carefully, took off her skirt after brushing the floor, and threw it away: "You have touched this skirt, so you can't take it anymore."

What skirt do you take off? I'll wipe it, revealing the little one! Tang Sen quickly covered his eyes, but before covering his eyes, he had already seen that she was wearing a bear... Damn, how old is she, she still wears such cartoons? How old are you?

Princess Iron Fan suddenly pulled out the Qingfeng sword, brushed the ground with a sword, and cut her carved wooden bed in half: "This bed has been slept by a man and can no longer be taken. You, a disgusting and smelly man, actually disguised as a woman, came to my cave. All the floor tiles you stepped on must be repaved, and all the utensils you used must be thrown away, and I will cut them..."

The sword slashed in the room, and all the furniture around it was cut into pieces.

Tang Sen was sweating profusely: Damn, I won’t cut me with the next sword, right?

He came to whatever he wanted. Princess Iron Fan's sword was indeed facing him. Jianfeng slashed at Tang Sen with his head: "You are simply a crazy destructive man, extremely hateful..."

The crazy destruction maniac is obviously you, and you cut the things here by yourself. Tang Sen wanted to turn his sword sideways, but unexpectedly, the sword was cut in half and then condensed in the air.

It turned out that Princess Iron Fan suddenly remembered the man's masculine smell on this man... It turned out that a real man had a real man's body, which was much more comfortable than the manly smell on a woman who looked very much like a man, and it smelled very nice... Although this man hated him and pretended to be a woman to deceive him, he was at least the first man in the world who had had close contact with him. It seemed a bit... a little... a little bit unstoppable.

Princess Iron Fan took back the sword, waved it angrily, and then cut off the large wardrobe.

Tang Sen quickly held a frustration for the wardrobe: "Hey, I haven't touched that wardrobe yesterday. What did you do if you cut off someone?"

"Then I'll cut you!"

"No, you'd better cut the closet." Tang Sen sighed in his heart: "Pity wardrobe, don't blame me."

The wardrobe was chopped up in a mess, and a lot of clothes slipped out. Princess Iron Fan saw these clothes and realized that she had taken off her coat and skirt, wearing only a little bear and close-fitting little clothes. There was a man standing next to her watching. She was so embarrassed that her face turned red, and she quickly picked two of the clothes from the pile of clothes to cover her body.

She is very beautiful, but her expressions are often a bit fierce. Now she has red faces, but she covers up her ferocity, looking very charming and quite charming.

Red Boy opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh, mom, you suddenly became beautiful."

Princess Iron Fan quickly used a magical power and used the change spell to turn her red face back into a white face. Her face regained her fierce look and snorted coldly: "Mom is beautiful, okay, let's continue to deal with this stinky man."

"I am a man, but I don't smell bad." Tang Sen said.

"I care whether you smell bad or not, a stinky man is a stinky man." Princess Iron Fan is obviously an unreasonable type: "Now, I ask you to be responsible for what happened yesterday."

"No, no, no, you are actually the one who is in charge of yesterday's affairs. You forced me to be an actor. I didn't agree. If you think about it carefully, I have said it several times, it's inappropriate to do so, so I don't think I need to be responsible for yesterday's affairs." Tang Sen said seriously.

"But the cause is that you dressed as a man." The iron fan branch said angrily: "If it weren't for a wrong beginning, how could I let him develop incorrectly? So... all the mistakes are lies with you."

Red Boy sweated: "Mom, it seems a bit unreasonable for you to say this."

"Hey, are you still my daughter? You actually talk to outsiders?" Princess Iron Fan was furious.

"This... this brother Tang Sen is not completely an outsider." Red Boy said: "He is a bit related to us... He and the Seventh Aunt are friends..." She whispered a few words in the ear of Princess Iron Fan. It seemed that she told her last time Tang Sen and Sun Wukong helped her in Huoyun Cave.

"So that's it. Qimei's friend is just a relative and friend, and she still doesn't have a kiss from her mother, right?" Princess Iron Fan said seriously: "You choose, help your mother or help him."

Red Boy didn't have to choose at all. He took out the fire gun, stood behind Princess Iron Fan, and set off the scene: "Of course, help mom, okay, mom will do whatever she wants, I won't interrupt, but mom still needs to be merciful and not cause murders. After all, they are all relatives and friends, so don't do it too much."

Tang Sen: “…”

Princess Iron Fan didn't want to cause a murder case. If I really want to think about it, the sword just now was slashed by Tang Sen. She didn't slash her sword, and she would never be able to do anything again. She had to hold a pair of phoenix eyes and stare at Tang Sen, and she just turned around and thought: What should I do? This stinky man touched me and hugged me and slept for a while. If I don't give him some punishment, it would be unreasonable, but if I cut him to death, I wouldn't be willing to chop one hand? Or wouldn't be willing to take it? Just cut a few pieces of his hair. No, such a handsome and beautiful man, it wouldn't look good if he cut off his hairstyle...

Princess Iron Fan was struggling for a long time and suddenly realized: Are you making a mistake? When did I know how to think about men? I hate men the most, right?

Her momentum gradually weakened and she sighed: "Forget it, I was unlucky about what happened yesterday. You go, I don't want you to take responsibility."

She originally thought that after saying this, Tang Sen left and she had time to sort out her mood, but she didn't expect that Tang Sen didn't leave. Instead, she said with a bitter face: "Princess, I can't leave even if you ask me to leave. I want to ask you to help me cross the Flame Mountain." (To be continued.)
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