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The 32nd Moe, Sister Guanyin sent a passport

Recently, an authoritative agency survey showed that men who recommend votes for their father-in-law’s referendum will become more handsome as they grow older and more beautiful! Women will become more beautiful.

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When the sky was bright, Tang Sen woke up quietly. The sleeping bag was very warm because not only him, but also a hug bear. The soft plush brushed on his face, feeling very comfortable. Tang Sen buried his head in the hug bear's chest and rubbed it a few times.

"Improper... Help..." The hug bear screamed.

"Damn it, I screamed so hard early in the morning, I was shocked." Tang Sen's sleepiness was awakened by three points.

"You...you...you actually rubbed my chest with your face." The black bear squealed: "I'm crazy."

Tang Sen glanced at her breasts, what, there was a flat cloth there, nothing else. Of course, plush toys would not make any good-looking breasts, at most they were just a bunch of plush. He couldn't help but complain: "I said peanut girl, you don't have breasts at all? What a blah! Okay, it's time to get up."

"Ah? Do you still remember my name is Peanut?" The black bear spirit was stunned.

"Nonsense, you just told me the name yesterday. If I forgot it today, how stupid would it be? Will there be memory cells in my mind?" Tang Lin walked out of the tent angrily.

"He actually remembers my name." The Black Bear Spirit was so happy that he turned over somersaults. He was so fat that he fell to the ground after turning somersaults...

It was a great sky outside. Yesterday they were camping by a small river. In the early morning, birds and flowers were singing by the river, which was very comfortable. Sun Wukong was sitting cross-legged by the river, as if absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

Tang Sen smiled and said, "You are a monster, don't meditate like a Taoist priest."

Sun Wukong was not upset and laughed: "Although I am a monster, I practice Taoism."

"Really or not?" Tang Senqi said.

"Of course it's true! My master is a Taoist priest, but I can't tell you what kind of Taoist practice I practice. My master won't let me say his name." Sun Wukong's eyes were a little distant, and he seemed to miss his master a little.

"Because you are practicing Taoism, and the power comes from all things in the world, and Taoism follows nature, so you can have power without the need for others' worship?" Tang Sen asked with a smile.

"Yes!" Sun Wukong nodded: "What? I want to learn? I don't teach you if I want to learn, unless my master lets go."

Tang Sen really wanted to learn, but if Sun Wukong said this, he would not go up and pester it. Men have dignity and cannot be slandered and ask others to teach themselves what they are under.

After carefully looking at Sun Wukong, she found that there were many thrusts on the leopard-print dress on her body, revealing her snow-white skin. These thrusts were cut out by Jidu Luohu's secret sword when she was fighting with Jiuyao Star Lord yesterday. Tang Sen couldn't help but smile and said, "Wukong, you have many thrusts on your clothes. Take it off and I'll sew it for you. You can change back to the bed sheets and clothes for now."

"No!" Sun Wukong refused decisively, "Don't think that I, Lao Sun, can fool me, didn't know anything. I studied hard when I passed by the city a few times. In this era, women regard "dew" as beauty... The more they reveal, the more sexy and charming it is. If I want my Lao Sun to change the image of being called a child, I must reveal it."

Tang Sen raised the table: "Damn, who would look at a loli with flat front and back plates? The beauty of loli lies in innocence, cuteness, cute clothes, princess skirts, pink and pink, that is the king."

"Hmph! I'm not a loli, I'm a sexy beauty." Sun Wukong ignored Tang Sen's complaints and said seriously: "Life is short and you must be sexy. From today on, there must be many holes in my clothes. If you can, you can show more points."

"Your idea is wrong." Xiao Bailong ran over: "Lady must dress conservatively and dignifiedly before being liked by men."

Sun Wukong said with a bitter face: "That's what only a fairy-level woman with a tall figure and a pure and beautiful face would say. A woman of a height like me must take a different approach!"

"Hey, hey, it's not like cutting many holes in the clothes when you go wrong."

"Tsk, my old Sun clearly saw that the women in the city had cut many holes on their jeans. Why can't my old Sun's dress be cut?"

"this……"

There is no reason to talk about this nameless woman. Tang Sen and Xiao Bailong had to give up treatment for her. The three of them packed their luggage. Tang Sen put the bear on their backs and embraced the bear. The group embarked on the westward road again... and continued along the long road.

The further forward, the fewer vehicles there were. Tang Sen took out his mobile phone map and looked at it, and smiled and said, "Oh, no wonder there were fewer vehicles on the road... We are about to leave the border of the Tang Kingdom, and the border line is not far ahead."

It has to be said that the bicycles ran very fast, and it was only a few days before it had reached the border of the Tang Dynasty. In fact, this also indirectly shows that the territory of the Tang Dynasty was very small. From the map, the name of the country in front was "Uszang Kingdom". It is not unnamed internationally and is a small country with little influence. Because it is neighbors with the Tang Dynasty, the country was influenced by the culture of the Tang Dynasty, and its cultural style is almost the same as that of the Tang Dynasty.

When the bicycle arrived on the border, there was a clamp in the middle of the highway, next to it was a barbed wire and a sentry tower. On this side of the barbed wire were soldiers from the Tang Dynasty guarding the country with guns and ammunitions, and on the other side of the barbed wire were soldiers from the Us Tibet.

Tang Sen yelled: "Not good, I forgot to apply for a passport."

When he left the imperial capital, his mind was full of things like gods and monsters, and he neglected his passport. Now that he saw the levels, he remembered that in this era, he needed a passport to cross the border.

"What is a passport?" Sun Wukong said.

"Well, simply put, it is a proof that it can prove that I am from the Tang Dynasty and I want to travel to other countries..." Tang Sen explained.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "So it's just a dial! You don't even have this thing, so you dare to run around?"

Everyone knows something 500 years ago, but he actually forgot it. Tang Sen covered his face awkwardly: "I've cheated this time, what should I do if I can't pass the level? Could it be that I will go back to the imperial capital to apply for a passport?"

"No need to be so troublesome, can we just fly over?"

"That's not all... It's not just about crossing the border. After arriving in another country, you can't stay in a hotel without a passport, you can't withdraw money from the bank, and walking on the street by the police will be very troublesome."

Sun Wukong pouted: "It's more troublesome than 500 years ago."

The three of them were talking about this, and suddenly, a large truck drove up on the road. The truck was loaded with cargo, all of which were all wood and delicacies, and they were afraid that there would be no less than a dozen tons. A middle-aged truck driver with a bearded face hummed a small song, holding the steering wheel in his right hand and placing his left hand on the car window, looking very lazy.

The truck drove to Tang Sen's bicycle and suddenly braked suddenly, and the tires were dragging out a harsh sound on the road. Then, the truck driver stuck his head out and said with a smile: "No passport, right? I guessed it would be like this. Hold it, this is your passport..."

After saying that, two passports were thrown out of the car and fell into Tang Sen's hands.

Tang Sen Daqi picked up the passport and looked carefully. It was really his name and photo on it. The information was filled in detail. Tang Sen, a native of the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, applied for a tourist visa. Look at Sun Wukong's photo. The person from Huaguoshan in Aolai Country also applied for a tourist visa... As for Xiaobailong, she turned into a bicycle, of course she didn't need a passport. The black bear spirit is a hug bear, and she doesn't need a passport.

Tang Sen couldn't help but say wonderingly: "What's going on? Why did an uncle who drove a car driver suddenly came out to deliver us a passport?"

Sun Wukong snorted, "Is there any need to ask? The truck driver was transformed by Guanyin's black-hearted woman."

Tang Sen suddenly realized and waved to the bearded driver, "I said to Mr. Guanyin, what are you doing like this?"

Sister Guanyin kept her bearded face, but her voice changed back to Tang Sen's familiar female voice, and she fooled her fiercely and distantly: "In order to save all living beings, I have thousands of Dharma images, Buddha body, Pratyekabuddha body, Shravaka body, Brahman body, Brahman body, Virgin, Yaksha, Gandharva body, Asura, Garuda, Khannara, Mahoraga, Human body, Noble human body, Vajra God, Human body, Vajra God... What's wrong with changing a driver?"

Tang Sen's eyes twitched twice, and said angrily: "Don't talk so sensible in front of me. If you speak well, you will die?"

Sister Guanyin spread her hands: "Okay, talk well, I'm a bearded driver who is running international freight and I'll give you a passport. That's it. See you back..." She stepped on the accelerator and rushed towards the border checkpoint. When she arrived at the gate of the checkpoint, she threw out a passport, and the checkpoint was opened, and the truck ran out of the Tang Dynasty roaring.

Tang Sen wiped his sweat: It’s a scam, is this guy making money by working? Can she really take out the 1 billion yuan she agreed with me?

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Recently, an authoritative agency survey showed that men who recommend votes for their father-in-law’s referendum will become more handsome as they grow older and more beautiful! Women will become more beautiful.
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