The 280th cute, the bait battle
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The motive for the crime... This thing still needs to be analyzed? Even if Tang Sen is not an authority in psychology, he can clearly know from the information provided by the victims that the female thief committed the crime out of "jealousy". ∽↗∽↗, she left the same sentence at every crime scene: "Why do you have a husband but I don't have it? I insist that you don't have it either."
Sure enough, several psychologists said together: "The female thief obviously committed the crime out of jealousy. She may also be a poor woman who can't find her husband. She is very jealous of others having a husband but she doesn't, but she takes action to steal other people's husband... No property was stolen at the scene, no one was injured, only men were robbed. We analyze that this female thief is not the kind of crazy killing type, but is jealous and violent, using this radical behavior to express her desire for marriage."
The expression on the Queen's face did not change much, and she said lightly: "I can guess this kind of thing without analysis. As experts, can't you analyze something more in-depth?"
Psychological experts were despised and had to take something to the bottom of their box. A female expert said seriously: "We analyze that only married men will become targets, and non-married men will not be envied by her, so... Mr. Mummy should be safe at the moment, even if it is not protected."
The queen said: "This kind of analysis is too unreliable. What if you analyze it wrong? Who will bear the responsibility?"
The experts obviously dared not take responsibility and took two steps back and stopped talking.
Tang Sen knelt, "Well, I think they are right. There is no need for the army to protect me. Everyone will disperse."
The queen's head was shaking like a splatter: "No, no, I must protect it."
Another expert came up and said, "Her Majesty, we have developed a way to find a female thief."
"Oh? What's the way, let's hear it." The Queen was obviously more interested in this topic.
The expert said seriously: "It's actually very simple. The criminals are obviously kidnapped by jealousy. Then, we just need to invite a married man to come to the public and show our love with his wife. It arouses the jealousy of the criminal and tempts her to commit crime again. Our army is centered on this married man and waits for the criminal to come to the door and bring her to justice."
Tang Sen immediately understood this: "I have heard of this method of solving the case, for example, in our Tang Dynasty, if a single woman is robbed continuously on the streets at night, a female policeman will wear regular clothes, pretend to be an ordinary woman, walk on the streets at night, luring serial robbers to rob her, and then take the opportunity to arrest him."
The female expert turned her head and smiled at Tang Sen: "Mr. Mummy is so knowledgeable."
This is also called being knowledgeable and knowledgeable? Is this common sense good? Can you not flatter me? Tang Sen is powerless to complain.
The queen frowned and said, "You said it's simple. Asking a married man to show his love. It sounds easy to do, but in fact... where are there married men in my country now? Haven't they all been arrested? Now there is only the last man in my country, Mr. Mummy, and he is still unmarried and single. As you said just now, criminals should not attack him."
Expert: "This..."
The queen shook her head and said, "This plan doesn't work!"
"I have something to say!" The female sheriff suddenly jumped out: "I have a good way to perfectly create a married man."
The queen raised her eyebrows and said, "Please speak."
The female sheriff took out a photo of her daughter from her arms and shouted: "Please ask Mr. Mummy to marry my daughter immediately, so that he is a married man, and he can carry out a bait battle with him as the center."
"Nani? There is this trick?" The women present changed their faces. Why did our IQ be so low? They actually forgot that there were such tricks to cheat. The female sheriff was really making a living. No, so she had to get involved in this place.
The cleaner and aunt also jumped out: "Marry my daughter and you can also carry out a bait battle!"
The Secretary of State jumped out from some corner: "Your daughter is far away and cannot quench her thirst. I think marrying me is the best combat plan."
A row of female soldiers standing straight in the corner suddenly walked forward: "Don't treat us as the background picture, please marry us to carry out the bait battle."
The female reporters blushed: "There is a share in the meeting, so of course we have to be counted in such a good thing."
Tang Sen Dahan, Damn, why are you talking about serious things? Suddenly things turn in an inexplicable direction? Are you a crooked building? You must have crooked building.
"Shut up!" The gentle queen finally got angry. An angry expression appeared on her face: "In the face of national crisis, you are still jealous and robbing men. It's not very appropriate. Are you worthy of the poor women who pay high taxes to the country, but whose husbands are arrested by criminals but cannot get the protection of the state?"
The women showed shame on their faces, took a few steps back, not daring to look at the queen's dignified face.
The national crisis? Tang Sen's cold sweats flowed wildly. Has this matter reached the height of the national crisis? It sounds so terrible.
"Don't fight." The queen said in a serious voice: "Since the country is in a huge crisis, I, as the king, should bear the most important responsibility. So, let me, the king, participate in the case-solving operation and contribute some efforts to the people... Mr. Tang, just marry me and turn yourself into a married man."
"Puchi!" Tang Sen fell to the ground.
Since the Queen has been involved in the fight for her husband, other girls immediately took two steps back consciously. They already understand that they can't participate in this level of competition. All female journalists, policemen, women soldiers and waiters have to kneel in front of the Queen... The only person who is qualified to fight is the Secretary of State, but... Seeing that the Secretary of State has taken a few steps consciously, everyone dared not say anything else.
No, someone dared to say something. The cleaner aunt suddenly picked up the broom and shouted: "The sky is dead, Huang Tian should be established... The king is waiting for generals and ministers, would you rather have a kindness... Anti-exploitation, oppression, and feudal rule... The queen is equal to the common people, and my daughter is also qualified to fight..." Before he finished speaking, several female soldiers dragged the cleaner aunt out of the house, probably to somewhere to feed the medicine, and the medicine could not be stopped!
The person in the trouble was gone, and the women in the room said seriously: "Okay, that's it. Next, you can prepare for the marriage and start preparing the bait battle plan."
"Hey, don't make any decision for me." Tang Sen got up from the ground: "I haven't even agreed yet, you just made a decision so casually, I'm going to protest."
"Don't Mr. Tang want to save the kidnapped men and their poor wives?" The female sheriff's face looked righteous and righteous: "Now, you are the only one who can save them."
Tang Sen Khan: "Of course I want to help them, but..."
"There is nothing but you can help, and you have the subjective intention to help them, so you should marry Her Majesty the Queen now." The person who spoke was the Minister of National Defense, a determined woman in a military uniform and a military medal on her chest: "We are soldiers, not mother-in-law and mother-in-law. We should do whatever we should do immediately."
Hello, you are a soldier, but I am not? My mother-in-law and mother are fine, right? Tang Sen really wants to complain.
"Marrying Her Majesty the Queen is indeed the best choice." An expert said: "Since Her Majesty is the most publicly-respected woman in our Western Liang Women's Kingdom, her wedding will definitely cause violence to all the domestic news media in an instant, so that the criminal can know about this matter at the first time and will also develop a very strong jealousy. In this way, she will also carry out criminal activities again as soon as possible to facilitate our arrest."
The Queen's face turned red. In fact, she was not a woman with courage to fight for her husband. But this time the situation was different. Mr. Tang was obviously the man she bought back secretly. But because of her identity and to take care of Mr. Tang's mood, she invited him to Yingyangyi first, and turned into a regular channel to enter the country... However, unexpectedly, the formal channel also caused a lot of women to surround her and wanted to compete with her.
Humph, this man can't give up anything, I bought it. Her Majesty the Queen thought so in her heart, but her gentle temperament made her unable to say anything fierce, and she still wanted to try to accommodate Tang Sen's wishes. She walked up to Tang Sen and said in a very low voice: "Mr. Tang, I know that our contact time is too short. You should still lack understanding of me. It is normal for you to hesitate to marry me... Otherwise... we can hold a fake wedding. In order to solve the case, you will feel wronged. After the case is solved, we will not count our wedding. What do you think?"
This proposal is very good, just to Tang Sen’s thoughts. That’s right. It’s obviously to solve the case and catch the bad guys, why do you have to marry me? Just hold a fake wedding. Her Majesty the Queen is such a good and understanding girl!
Tang Sen suddenly felt a little more affection for the queen and reached out to shake hands with the queen: "Then let's make it this way. Let's work together to perform good shows and catch the criminals as soon as possible."
The queen's little hand trembled slightly in Tang Sen's big hand. She seemed a little uncomfortable with contact with the man's skin, but she didn't pull it out. What a joke. Finally, she had a chance to contact the man. Who would be willing to pull his hands? She turned her head, showed a happy smile on her face, and said to the female reporters: "You all go and release the news, just say that I have found my husband and want to hold a large-scale wedding with live broadcast of the national situation!" (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!