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Twenty-seventh cute, am I a mother control?

Taking the black bear spirit back to Guanyin Zen Temple, Tang Sen rode on the back of the little white dragon as usual, and Sun Wukong drove a somersault cloud and flew beside him.

Everyone was silent and had not yet relieved their mood from the incident just now.

As he was flying, Tang Sen suddenly thought: No, Daleiyin Temple wants me to marry Miss Rulai. I can let me fly over and marry her as soon as possible. Why does Sister Guanyin tell me that I can only ride a bicycle at most? Judging from Sister Guanyin's tone, Miss Rulai is not young anymore, so I should be in a hurry to get married. Is it really good to let me walk slowly to a few years before I reach Xitian?

It seems that the scent of conspiracy is smelled again...

Although Tang Sen himself did not plan to fly directly to the West and happily married Miss Rulai to go home,... he didn't like to be in conspiracy. He took out his cell phone and dialed Sister Guanyin's phone number. The phone number was asked for when he talked with Sister Guanyin last time, and now it came in handy: "Hey, I said Sister Guanyin, I have something to talk to you."

"What's the matter? I'm busy." The call came from the phone, which was a very rough and generous middle-aged man's voice, who claimed to be "I". The strong and sharp contrast almost made Tang Sen spit out a mouthful of water.

Tang Sen shouted to his phone: "Hey, are you making a mistake? What the hell are you doing?"

"I am driving a truck to earn... Cough... I am changing my Dharma body and circulating the sufferings of the world. If you have anything to say, don't hinder my work."

Tang Sen was too lazy to care about what she was doing and asked seriously: "Hey, Miss Rulai is in a hurry to get married, right?"

"yes!"

"Then why don't you use spells to take me to the west, and you won't let me take planes or trains, and you just let me ride a bicycle. Is there any profound conspiracy here?" Tang Sen asked.

Sister Guanyin hummed, "There is no conspiracy, there is no at all! Everything in the world has its own fixed number. If you want to marry Miss Rulai, you can only run slowly with your bicycle. Do not use other methods, otherwise it will violate the laws of heaven, destroy the marriage, and fail to achieve the right result."

"Stop these lie stuff and tell me human language."

"Okay, you want to know the truth, right?"

"Yes!"

"Hmph, that girl is just for the sake of our better friendship, so I'll give you some insight..." Sister Guanyin flattered her mouth and said, "Do you know how many gods and Buddhas there are in the West? Humph, three thousand Buddhas, three thousand Jiedi, eight Vajra, four Bodhisattvas, five hundred Arhats, eight hundred monks, the masses of Upasakus, nuns, and Upasi... How many people are these? Do you think it's easy to marry Miss Rulai?"

Tang Sen: "Hey, I'm not going to marry her, I just went to Daleiyin Temple to see her."

Sister Guanyin said, "But they don't know. They thought you were going to marry Miss Rulai, so these people wanted to test your character and study whether it is appropriate to marry Miss Rulai to you. So they first let you walk a hundred and eighty-one miles to test your perseverance, and then arrange for you to test your skills..."

Tang Sen hummed, "Simply put, it's just about making fun of me, right?"

"It's right...hehe...no, how could we make you happy? We are choosing a husband for Miss Rulai very seriously." Sister Guanyin shouted: "Oh, check the overloaded traffic police, damn it... I won't say it anymore, I'm still busy here..."

The phone hung up, Tang Sen was speechless.

Well, no matter what the people in the West are thinking, anyway, I was planning a bicycle trip around the world. Whether or not a girl Rulai married me or not is my nonsense. I just went to see her. Tang Sen threw this matter behind his head...

The three returned to Guanyin Zen Temple, packed their luggage, and the little white dragon turned back to the bicycle. The three left the Zen Temple and boarded the road again. The black bear spirit was carried on by Lin Bai. She didn't know if she accepted her fate. She quietly said nothing, like an ordinary teddy bear, and didn't even move.

Tang Sen smiled and said, "Hey, I said, Miss Bear, what's your name? Tell me and everyone will get to know each other, and it will be better to call each other in the future."

"The master used to call me peanuts." The black bear spirit said: "She said that my head was big and my body was round, very much like a huge peanut, so she named me Peanut... Alas, but this time she had forgotten..."

Tang Sen recalled when the woman saw the black bear spirit again, and seemed to have said: "What is this bear's name? Panpan? Wangwang? Bear bear? Oh, I can't remember it..."

"She said three names, but they all have nothing to do with me." The black bear spirit began to feel sad again.

Tang Sen held the handle of the bicycle with his left hand, and came over with his right hand, touching the round head of the black bear spirit: "Okay, don't be depressed, I will never forget your name. I will call you Peanuts in the future. You can call my name directly-Tang Sen."

"It sounds so bad to just call your name." The black bear spirit said: "Then I will call you Brother Tang Sen in the future."

"Hey, what's wrong with my name?" Tang Sen sweated heavily.

"Tang Sen, it sounds like Tang Monk, a monk from the Tang Kingdom looks quite like a monk..."

Tang Sen was speechless and had no reason to talk to this nameless plush bear. He took out his cell phone and called his mother: "Hey, mom, do you know where the Transformers and Plastic Toy Soldiers I liked when I was a child?"

"I know!" My mother's laughter came from the phone: "It's on the head of my mother's bed. My mother likes Xiao Sensen's toys. Now she is sleeping with her arms every day..."

Tang Sen knelt: "Hey, what's your name? What's going on when you sleep with your son's toy?"

"It's not all your fault. I refuse to let my mother sleep in a hug."

Tang Sen covered his face: "It's no reason to talk to your nameless mother. I'm going to die... Oh, by the way, help me take care of those toys, and wait for me to come back, and love them like I did when I was a child."

My mother smiled and said, "Xiao Sensen, you should also like your mother as much as you were when you were a child. Then take a shower and sleep with your mother."

"No!" Tang Sen hung up the phone.

"Hey, you're not a mother-controller, right?" Sun Wukong obviously heard his phone call and pretended to be very scared and said, "If it's a mother-controller, I, Old Sun, have to stay away from you. It's so disgusting."

The black bear spirit also said seriously: "The mother control is so terrible. I want to stay away from you."

Even the young white dragon, who has always been honest and well-behaved, said: "Brother Tang Sen, if you are a mother controler, please explain it early. The little girl can settle down in a lake and she dare not carry you west anymore."

"No!" Tang Sen shouted: "It's obviously my mother is a son, but she keeps making unreasonable requests. Is your ears a little bit the other way around? Grasp the key points for me."

Xiao Bailong said quietly: "The mother of a single-parent family depends on each other for life. The little girl can understand her desire to sleep with her son. It is probably because of loneliness... It is because you have evil thoughts on your own that you dare not sleep with your mother."

"That's right, you are not upright and dare to say that your mother is controlled by her son." Sun Wukong complained.

The black bear shivered and said, "Mother control is so scary... Oh? I'm a plush toy, why do I feel cold?"

Tang Sen was complained about by them in turn and couldn't help but calm down, thinking silently: Is it really my mind dirty? Could it be that I am really a mother control?

The scene of my mother walking around in the living room in sexy underwear suddenly flashed in his mind, and she couldn't help but shrink into a ball on the bicycle. Damn, I was indeed a little abnormal. No, if something goes on like this, I have to marry a wife and suppress the fire.

Just then!
Chapter completed!
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